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Dumbest quotes of 2011 read as "Great American Poetry" by Wifeofnalts and Nalts. Read along below! The great poetry and quotes of the United States of America in 2011. Read alone BELOW. Read by Jo and Kevin Nalty (Wifeofnalts and Nalts). Great American Poetry of 2011 Can't Process by Charlie Sheen I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know? Ring Those Bells by Sarah Palin He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed. Intellect Causes Crime by Georgia Prosecutor Patrick H. Head "I think you could spend an unlimited amount of money on education and it will never eliminate crime. We have crime committed by people that have no respect for human life; we have crimes committed by people who have no respect for property." He went on to say, "[criminals] will use that education and they will use that intellect in order to commit their crimes." Obamagasm by Esquire's Steven March "Can we just enjoy Obama for a moment? Before the policy choices have to be weighed and the hard ...