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→ → → → → → → → → → → → → → → Park Season 15 Episode 1514 ~ The Poor KidSouth Park Season 15 Episode 14 ~ The Poor KidSouth Park Season 15 ~ The Poor KidKenny's parents are arrested for having a meth lab at their home, an event documented on the reality show White Trash in Trouble. As a result, Kenny and his two siblings are placed with the Weatherheads, a militantly agnostic foster family living in Greeley that forbid their numerous foster children from expressing any notions of certainty. Their agnosticism manifests itself in a number of peculiar ways, such as their edict that the children can only drink "agnostic beverages" such as Dr. Pepper, because no one can be certain as to what flavor it is, and hypothesizing that God could be "a giant reptilian bird in charge of everything." Because of his younger sister Karen's sadness and fear over their new living situation, Kenny attempts to protect and comfort her by adopting his Mysterion persona, whom she comes to see as her guardian angel. Whiles searching for a new target for his taunts now that Kenny is gone, Cartman discovers that he is now the poorest student in school. Cartman complains to his mother, but she says that she is already working two jobs and cannot do more because of the economy. Wishing he were in a foster home like Kenny, Cartman frames her for running a meth lab, and despite her protests of not having done drugs in a long time, she is arrested, which is again documented by White Trash in Trouble. Despite anticipating being sent to an idyllic setting like Hawaii, Cartman is placed with the Weatherheads and attends the same school in Greeley as Kenny, where he is elated to discover that the poorest student there is not him, but a boy named Jacob Hallery, whom Cartman takes delight in ridiculing. After Kenny, as Mysterion, dispatches a bully who was harassing Karen, she and the other foster kids report what they saw to the Weatherheads, who torture one of the children by hosing him down with Dr. Pepper for expressing such certainty. In response to the Weatherheads' cruelty, Cartman reports them to Child Protective Services, while Mysterion plants Pabst Blue Ribbon in their refrigerator, on which they get drunk, subsequently finding themselves arrested for being unfit guardians, as documented on White Trash in Trouble. Cartman is also arrested for filing a false police report, and his and Kenny's caseworker, Mr. Adams, urges the police to return all the foster children to their parents, as the foster care system has been embarrassed. Kenny and Cartman return home, but on their first day back at South Park Elementary, a giant reptilian bird, as Mr. Weatherhead conjectured, rips open the school's roof and eats Kenny, prompting Cartman to burst into tears once again, finding himself re-established as the poorest kid in school.