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Courtney Love is teaching Lindsay Lohan how to stay sober. And Arnold Schwarzenegger is teaching Ashton Kutcher how to be faithful. Hey everyone this is Ani Esmailian for Hollyscoop. Lindsay obviously needs help with, you know, not being a complete drunken mess all the time. And Courtney Love is reportedly helping her with that. Riiiiight. Love says: "I've taken up Lohan because nobody else will. [She's] further down the line than I was, because there was no [gossip websites like] TMZ then." Wow. You know you're bad off when Courtney Love says your drug problem is worse than hers was. She recalled to Details magazine: "I went up to Lindsay's room one time and there was a show on called '101 Celebrity Oops' and I am like every other one, you know - boobs out, legs everywhere, throwing sh-t at Madonna, you know, whatever. I'm like 'Lindsay, look! Drugs are bad!'" Learn from Whitney: Crack is whack!