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Buy Shitty Pop Song on iTunes: Some Audio Stems? Email with an explanation of what you want to do with them and maybe Von Dooley can hook you up.LYRICS:I lost a bet with all of my friendsso now I have to write a shitty pop song in a day.It's not too hard, they're all the same.Dramatic chords with a melody and bass.And then the kick comes in, you kick it real hard,it's the same old kick in every fucking song.Let the beat set in, build it nice and fastand when you're ready head into the chorusIt's the same old, same old, same old songIt's a shitty pop song, shi shi shitty pop song (x4)And now the next verse, you might think it's shitso I'll throw in a harmony to change it up a bit.This took me an hour and a half to makeand honestly that's even pushing it a bit (pointless whisper)And the beat comes back in like every other song.I'm not even writing any lyrics at all.It doesn't even matter what I'm trying to saycause by this point in the song you're just dancing anywayIt's the same old, same old, same old songIt's a shitty pop song, shi shi shitty pop song (x4)Dramatic chords, dramatic chords (x4)Quarter note, Eigth note, Sixteenth note, Thirty-Second noteIt's the same old, same old, same old songIt's a shitty pop song, shi shi shitty pop song (x4)It's "Shitty Pop Song", the debut single from European pop star Von Dooley that is completely serious and not satirical at all. Von Dooley was born at the age of 7, he felt that the first 6 years of life weren't going to be memorable so he just stayed in the womb. Once finally conceived, Von Dooley immediately took to classical piano, which he practiced every day in his teen years. Now, with his classical training in piano and also voice as a tenor, Von Dooley felt it was time to showcase his talents to the world. So, he made an auto-tuned pop song with a programmed beat and really no effort. He hopes the world can finally appreciate his many talents.Still reading? You must really be interested in this video! Yes, this video is a satire on how ridiculously easy modern pop music is to make (See the lyrics in the second verse). It's called "Shitty Pop Song" for christ's sake! We're just a bunch of ACTUAL musicians who felt the need to vent about pop music, in the form of a really catchy pop song. But this isn't a "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" approach, it's just a bunch of college kids having fun at the industry's expense.Still reading? See if you can guess where this was filmed. There's enough hints in the video to help you out.Still reading? Well stop reading and watch the video again! It's probably over by now anyway and if you spent this whole time reading you probably missed half the things.