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Sienna Miller, Channing Tatum, Marlon Wayans, and Rachel Nichols hit the red carpet at in Hollywood. Plus, Sienna makes a grand entrance with the help of Jimmy Kimmel.

Hiya Shiters, we re running an exclusive competition for the release of G.I. Joe The Rise of Cobra on August 6th for all of our Australian listeners, contributors and readers. (Sorry the rest of the world! you ll have to find somewhere near you running Joe competitions.) G.I. Joe is the second toy-line from Hasbro to be given the big screen treatment, the other being Transformers which is currently racking up HUGE numbers at the box office. First introduced in the 1960 s, the G.I. Joe brand (and later the Joe team) has been seen in over 300 comic books and graphic novels, and over 150 episodes of animated TV shows including the more recent incarnations of Sigma Six, and the Warren Ellis scripted G.I. Joe: Resolute. It s also racked up over 3.7 Billion dollars in global toy sales. 3.7 BILLION . thats enough for the Joe s to buy a small country. And now they re making the leap to the big screen with Steven Sommers at the helm. To celebrate this momentous event we re going to give away some free stuff to you lovely cool shite folks and the stuff we re giving away is pretty freaking cool. (and not to mention deliciously nerdy! Real environmental heroes too apparently! The Grand Prize: A Solar Powered Gadget Charging Backpack A hassle free way of ensuring your favourite handheld gadgets don t run out of juice while you re on the go and you ll be doing your bit for the environment too. The backpack has an integrated solar panel on the back designed to charge virtually all handheld electronic devices such as your mobile phone, digital camera, PDA, or iPod. The cable from the solar panel is inside the bag in a special gadget charging section. (RRP $240 but yours today for NOTHING if you win!) EDITORS NOTE: ok WTF guys . you can build something like this, something that is solar powered and so many different colours of awesome and yet NOT ONE FRIGGING ROCKET PACK!!!!!!  WHERE ARE OUR GODDAMN ROCKET PACKS?!!! 10 runners up prizes: We have 5 each of either a Duke or Scarlet style G.I. Joe T-Shirt for boys and girls in a range of sizes. Scarlett looks great in hers... you too can look like this. Maybe. Scarlett armour Tshirts 5 x Women s Armour Tshirt with rubberised print based on the look/style of Scarlett s GI JOE costume. SIZE:   S, M, L RRP $35 Based on the armour designs in the film (Not the accelerator suits though) you too can look like you re wearing high impact body armour or more realistically you can look like a gal wearing an amusingly anatomically accurate looking T-Shirt. Though if you re a big muscley tough guy with aspirations to kick tail in a team of international heroes this one might be more up your alley. Duke armour Tshirt Ok, so odds are you aren t going to look like him.... i know i wouldn t 5x Men s Armour Tshirt with rubberised print based on the look/style of Duke s GI JOE costume. RRP $35 Now you can take your shot at looking like Duke (played by Channing Tatum) though i can only hope that anyone who wins one of these T-Shirts will take pictures of themself in the t shirt with large guns just so we can compare you with Channing to make sure. So now you re all wondering what you have to do to win one of these awesome prizes. And lets be honest here, a solar powered backpack which will keep your ipod charged so you can listen to more (cool) Shite on the Tube is actually pretty damn awesome! Well all you have to do is this: Put on your creative pants folks! One of the most enduring memories of G.I. Joe has always been the PSA s or Public Service Announcements. In recent years they have even taken on a life of their own as an internet meme (Pork Chop sandwiches anyone?) so we d like you to think of a short Cool Shite style Public Service Announcement. It can be about anything you like and in any format you like, (it could be a script, audio, an animation, a cartoon, a sketch, a stone tablet whatever you like.) but it must end with someone saying And now we know   and someone responding with And knowing is half the battle Please send all entries to competitions@coolshite.net and make sure that G.I. Joe Comp is your subject heading. Please also include a mailing address with your entries or a phone number for us to contact you. Entries must close on August the 13th and we ll announce them on the 15th of August. This competition is run with thanks to Paramount and Network PR. Download MP3 Podcast 1.6 megs Listen Now [See post to listen to audio] Trailer [See post to watch Flash video]

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While G.I. Joe certainly isn't the first movie to use Slurpee straws as a marketing tool, when you take into consideration all the bad buzz that's been following the flick around for the past several months, it's almost as if Paramount handed this joke to us all on a silver platter. Yes, those of you lucky enough to suck down your slurpee through one of these special straws will get the chance to own a limited edition G.I. Joe straw figure, complete with its own easy-to-make-fun-of awkward pose. There's four all together, and fans will get to choose from Snake Eyes, Duke, Storm Shadow and the Baroness. I actually think the Snake Eyes one is pretty cool (though Snake Eyes is always cool), but I honestly have no idea what's going on with the other characters. I mean, Duke looks like he's either praying or attempting to squeeze one out. You tell me ... One imagines you'll be able to find these straws at your local 7-Eleven once we inch closer to the film's August 7 release date. Check out larger images of all four characters below. Gallery: G.I. Joe Slurpee Straws [via Topless Robot]Filed under: Action, Fandom, Movie Marketing, Comic/Superhero/Geek Permalink | Email this | Comments

TV spot teaser for G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, in theaters August 7, 2009. Starring Dennis Quaid, Channing Tatum, Marlon Wayans, Sienna Miller, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Rachel Nichols, and Ray Park. (c) Paramount Pictures 2009. Used with permission. http://www.gijoemovie.com/