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Sarah Palin spent some more time with Katie Couric, her new undermining roommate, who seems to have accumulated like 20 months worth of interview material, all of it horrifically damaging to the Republican vice presidential nominee. This time around, Palin couldn't name any newspapers or magazines she regularly reads, except for "all of them," which she clarified to mean whatever four-year-old copy of U.S. News she finds in the waiting room at her dentist's office. Then she didn't know what the morning after pill was. Katie was like, "whatever, I'm so out of here." Then Palin said she "loved" her lesbian friend, and Katie got excited again, about seeing Palin naked and "unfiltered" at the big debate. When will Palin finally vote Couric out of her sorority house and end this embarrassment? Cringe for her in the attached clip (click the video icon to watch). UPDATE: Cajun Boy points out Palin was a journalism major. HA.

This Friday marks the first presidential debate between John McCain and Barack Obama. Debate previews are available pretty much everywhere (this one's fine) but honestly you should probably just watch this clip. It's from the 2004 Illinois Senate race, when Barack Obama was up against Maryland talk show host and certified insane genius Alan Keyes. Keyes is talking about gay adoption, and how it leads inexorably to incest. Nothing on Friday will be this entertaining. Oh, those debate preps they're doing? Obama is practicing against some ancient lawyer dude. This is maybe a mistake because the lawyer dude is probably way more well-spoken and, frankly, Obama-like in his answers than McCain will be, but whatever. McCain is debating Michael Steele, who is entirely unlike Barack Obama in every way except for one important thing: his time spent as a college professor. Ha ha ha, just kidding, it's because he's black. This is to teach John McCain not to seem quite as contemptuous of the black guy as he actually is. (Oh wait, update McCain says now they won't use Steele! We're sure Alan Keyes is available! Do it!)

Today on Fox News' morning show Fox then heterosexual cohost Steve Doocy looks at him with an expression that says, "Sure, flamer." Then Kilmeade runs off the set in embarassment—probably to go masturbate to a picture of David Beckham. Click to watch this stunning example of News Corp.'s homosexuality exposed.

Often times men in the public eye, particularly those who dress snappy or act "strangely" or marry, um, different women, are accused of being wicked sodomites. Nine times out of 10 they vehemently deny it, often ending up looking more gay than they did before. The latest example is Al Reynolds, that fey fellow who was married to regrettable former The View yakker Star Jones. I guess people thought he was gay because he wore nice-ish clothes and, um, married Star Jones. Now, because no one has talked about him for at least a year, he recently felt compelled to record an interview with a fake journalist in which—at poorly edited and protest-too-much length—he tries to refute the scuttlebutt(sex). He slapped the thing up on YouTube, and, blargh, it's a mess. The video of that sad act stands above, as the number one example of what not to do when denying gay rumors. A few other tips lie after the jump. You also probably shouldn't: Jump on couches, duh.Act on a show called Gossip Girl or get apartments with your sexy male costars.Marry Liza Minnelli. For the love of God that should seem extremely obvious, but apparently it's not.Or, you know, don't actually (or sort of) come out. That'll really make you seem gay.

For some reason we are strangely obsessed with actress and reformed party girl Lindsay Lohan's totes heroic lesbian relationship. Maybe it's because we never saw it coming. Gay rumors just don't seem to affix themselves to female celebrities as much as they do to their hunky, becoiffed male counterparts (yoohooooo Chacey!) and she seemed to enjoy dating mens. Though maybe we should have detected some early signs. Look at the hungry gleam in the young actress's eyes as costar Rachel McAdams (where'd she go?) tells her a tale of Sapphistry in the 2004 film Mean Girls. Really, look at it! The video is above. If you need a more direct lesbian reading of the scene, you can read a revised transcript here. (Yes we realize that this is totally silly.)

The oddest thing about this clip of adorable CNN unicorn Anderson Cooper flirting with legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin is that Coop calls Toobin a "city boy" and offers to take him to a rifle range later. This would be the Anderson Cooper who was born in New York to Gloria Vanderbilt and photographed by Diane Arbus as a baby, right? Anyway. These two New York-born Ivy Leaguers are going to "shoot some varmints" after work. Hey-o!

This is what we meant the other day when we said we just didn't find Greg Gutfeld funny. Gawker video superfriends Richard Blakeley and Morgan Miller combed through a week's worth of episodes of Gutfeld's 3 a.m. laff riot Red Eye and edited it down to only the gay jokes. There are many. Many, many jokes about how funny it would be if Greg, who enjoys sleeping with women, were a homosexual. See? You are laughing already. Boys talking about kissing boys! Comedy gold! Sigh.

Matthew Broderick was on Live with Regis & Kelly this morning, talking about his new film Away From Her Then She Found Me. And then he casually said the word "hard" followed by the word "on." And it captured his fancy so that he decided to go back and point it out. Regis sputtered, Kelly shrieked something, and Matthew got a strange look on his face. Hm. I wonder what he was thinking about. Video is above.

When park-cruising meth-head CNN correspondent Richard Quest wasn't busy with rope tricks, he was pouring forth more innuendo-laden quotes on his globetrotting assignments. Here, Quest makes Anderson Cooper, the third most powerful gay man in America, break out into an embarrassed fit of giggles with his salutation: "As Dame Helen Mirren famously said when she picked up her Oscar: I give you...the Queen!" Cheerio, indeed!

Tonight Show host Jay Leno was interviewing Ryan Phillippe last week and asked the movie star to give him "your gayest look." To facilitate this, Leno suggested the actor, who got his big break by playing a gay teenager on a soap opera, imagine the camera as a strapping hunk. Continuing in his awkward sexualization of Phillippe, Leno then eagerly asked him about a nude Armani Jeans commercial he did. Phillippe threatened to leave, repeatedly and only half-jokingly, and Avenue Q playwright Jeff Whitty, who had already tangled with Leno over homophobia, is raising hell. "I've gotta ask: would you ask a guest to make their 'blackest face?' Their 'Jewiest face?'" After the jump, Leno's video, and a recollection by Whitty of something dumb Leno supposedly said in a phone call two years ago. Whitty's recollection of one thing Leno said to him in a phone call two years ago (sketchy!): I have to say, I really think gay people have made a lot of progress. There used to be a time when a straight guy would never go to a gay guy for advice on how to dress or look good, but it's totally different now. Longer video at Whitless.com. [via TMZ]

Tim Gunn was on Ryan Seacrest's radio show this morning. Ryan has basically stopped pretending that he is not a friend of Dorothy. Topics discussed: Posh Spice, sparkly belts, and Hillary Clinton's lack of fashion savvy (again, Timmy?) At least he doesn't sound sad. [Click to listen]

Following in the footsteps of handbag maker Fendi and model Terron Wood, designer Marc Jacobs finally knelt down before Bryanboy, the blogger once described as "Paris Hilton reincarnated as a gay, Asian twink." Jacobs is naming an ostrich handbag "the BB" in his honor, sent him a pretty picture and even let threesome-friendly boyfriend Jacob Preston leave him a sweet voice mail. All are after the jump, plus bonus video of Bryanboy's tribute to Jacobs. The Monday email, via ShopDiary: —–Original Message—– From: Marc Jacobs Sent: Monday, February 11, 2008 1:36 AM To: Bryanboy Subject: Hey! Just to let you know…we are going to name the Ostrich bag the BB, in your honor! I am back home in Paris, enjoying an afternoon at home with my dogs. I carry on with LV tomorrow……Kiss, Marc. Sent via BlackBerry by AT T The Fashion Week picture, via Bryanboy: The December Jason Preston voice mail, via Bryanboy: Bryanboy's November tribute video:

Fashion Designer Marc Jacob's company is under investigation for giving $30,000 in goodies to use an historic New York armory at 25th Street and Lexington Ave. and possibly underpaying taxpayers to use the space. What, exactly, did Jacobs give 30-year state employee James Jackson in exchange for use of the armory? Exercise equipment, because apparently Jacobs can never stop trying to making everyone and everything look perfect and fabulous, and how is that a crime?! Oh also, he gave "illegal tips," but that was probably just for some new outfits because the old bureaucrat couldn't fit into samples. After the jump, director Sofia Coppola and novelist Francine Prose unwittingly provide advance warning of Jacobs' shenanigans. In an excerpt from a Sundance Channel documentary on Jacobs airing later this month, Coppola says Jacobs is "creative" and "mysterious" (the attorney general would agree) and Prose says Marc Jacobs is in "a charmed situation" and his "cachet is extraordinary." (She clearly meant to say his cash is extraordinary.)

So there are three days left in the week, work is unrelenting, it's still wintertime and God knows what they're doing to Britney in that awful hospital. Now's the time to consider working as a Sydney lifeguard! It's summer down there now, they're recruiting, and the Australian dollar is near a five-year high against our worthless American greenbacks. Also, the lifeguards are very gay friendly, close to 150 of their LGBT lifeguards march in the annual Mardi Gras parade. And dance. And prance. Actually, forget moving to Australia, just watch this awesome video of gay Australian lifeguards, a recruiting flick from which we've helpfully removed all the boring recruiting stuff and cut, uh, straight to the gay. [Towleroad via Queerty]

Bravo's newest competition show, Make Me a Supermodel, has been strangely intriguing since its premiere a month ago. Most of the credit is owed to the delightfully awkward and (hopefully!) budding relationship between Ben, the 22-year-old prison guard from Tennessee with the sad, pondering eyes and Ronnie, the out loud and proud "spunky!" blond guy from Chicago. Ben is married to a woman back home, but that hasn't stopped Ronnie from making many an overture about his love for the deputy sheriff. Ben doesn't exactly fend off his roommate's advances. They've already been shown snuggling (with the recently ousted girl-model Aryn) and sort-of kissing. Click the thumb for a clip from last night's episode, where they bond and share and continue to tumble into love. These are the joys of living vicariously, friends. Swoon!/Barf.

Last night Anderson Cooper, CNN's prettiest anchor, investigated that infamous video of Tom Cruise on Tom Cruise, Scientologist. His correspondent talked to a former member of the church and took us deep into the world of strange symbols and acronyms and claims made by America's favorite tiny grinning superstar actor. Then Cooper replayed a contentious interview with Scientology's head Inquisitor into the crimes of Psychology. Cooper even called the religion a fraud based on pseudo-science (or at least pointed out that that is a "criticism leveled against Scientology"). What's Anderson's beef with LRH? Rare among modern "legitimate" journalists, especially TV journalists, Cooper has taken on the Church of Scientology before. Cooper's last investigation into the CSI was in 2005, when he introduced viewers to a New Mexico vault marked with "mysterious symbols." According to a former Scientologist interviewed on the show, the vault was covered with symbols viewable best from "the heavens" designed "to show the location of one of the vaults which Scientology has prepared to safeguard the technology of L. Ron Hubbard." Inside the vault, a creepy survivalist compound filled with livestock, food, and the writings of LRH etched into "titanium plates." Why investigate Scientology's apocalyptic desert bunker? More importantly, why bother debating a lunatic about the merits of psychology? Here's a hint: Church founder L. Ron Hubbard's son Quentin was gay. Gay and not all that into Scientology. He killed himself in 1976, a victim of his father's tyrannical crusades against homosexuality and mental health. L. Ron Hubbard hated his dead gay son. Considering what we know of Anderson's biography (short version: gay, forever changed by brother's suicide), it is perhaps understandable that he might not approve of an organization that "cures" homosexuality and refuses to allow its members access to antidepressants, clinical psychology, or even simple talk therapy.

Videographer Alex Goldberg's roommate-harassing (in the name of science!) continues. Last week, we watched Alex's poor roommate respond with violent gay rage to Mike Huckabee's Iowa win. But in New Hampshire, Huckabee vied for third with the rest of the losers (except for losers John McCain and Mitt Romney, who came in first and second, respectively), and everyone's favorite roommate slept like a child awaiting Santa. Except Jewish. [Previously]

Here is an email from Gawker's junior video guy, Nick McGlynn, who harvests our Tivos for content:Check the video bin for a clip i just uploaded called "GMA_Ryan_and_Sam_being_gay" Sam Champion and Ryan Seacrest are on GMA being VERY GAY! i.e. Ryan just said to Sam: "Thank you for completing the ball assembly!" -Nick :-)