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You know you want a shirt that says you've been seen on YouTube! http://www.zazzle.com/as_seen_on_youtube_tshirt-235886390200761533 It's crazy person week on TFU Friday. First, how would you like to discover that Charles Manson is your father. And don't say it would be cool you sick little monkeys. http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/matthew-roberts-says-charles-manson-is-his-father/ Second, here's a link to what Senator Nick XENOPHON (sounds suspiciously like Xenu) said about Scientology: http://www.theage.com.au/opinion/society-and-culture/scientology-cult-is-a-criminal-organisation-20091118-ikoc.html My shirts on RedBubble http://www.redbubble.com/people/AngryAussie There's a really cheap shirt here that's still pretty good quality (and you can customise it!) http://www.zazzle.com/angryaussie And here are the CafePress shops: http://www.cafepress.com.au/AngryAussie This is my BlogTV channel: http://www.blogtv.com/People/angryaussie Stalk me on Twitter! http://twitter.com/angryaussie Read my blog! http://angryaussie.wordpress.com Send me hate mail! GPO Box 3290 Melbourne 3001 Australia Call the angry phone: 0424 05 69 65 in Australia +61 424 05 69 65 outside Australia

I really hate cicadas. Links to tonight's news stories: Murdering people for cosmetics: http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/beauty/human-fat-in-cosmetics-20091120-ipqu.html Murdering people for kebabs: http://bit.ly/3YLIaO Britain's Secretary of State wants a Pirate finder General http://www.boingboing.net/2009/11/19/breaking-leaked-uk-g.html Open Rights Group: http://www.openrightsgroup.org/campaigns/disconnection Online Media Legal Network: http://www.omln.org/ My shirts on RedBubble http://www.redbubble.com/people/Angryaussie There's a really cheap shirt here that's still pretty good quality (and you can customise it!) http://www.zazzle.com/angryaussie And here are the CafePress shops: http://www.cafepress.com.au/AngryAussie This is my BlogTV channel: http://www.blogtv.com/People/angryaussie Stalk me on Twitter! http://twitter.com/angryaussie Read my blog! http://angryaussie.wordpress.com Send me hate mail! GPO Box 3290 Melbourne 3001 Australia Call the angry phone: 0424 05 69 65 in Australia +61 424 05 69 65 outside Australia

It's distinctly possible the size of the mystery shark has been exaggerated in this story. But I don't let that get in the way of having fun. It seems summer is early in Australia. The southern states are getting a heatwave at the start of November something we dont usually see until January. And the sharks are active. Shark patrols have started early because the shark attacks have already started. A spear fisherman from Adelaide is currently recovering in hospital from injuries he sustained in a shark attack. You might say he was lucky his injuries werent worse. Youd be wrong. Luck had nothing to do with it. You see, when 25 year old Dean Brougham was attacked by a shark, he didnt rely on luck to escape. He punched the motherfucker until it let him go. Thats right, in Australia, thats how we roll. We punch sharks. Little kids are taught it at school. Right after finger painting we do shark punching. We dont have surfers in Australia either, thats just what we tell the rest of the world so the tourists arent scared off. Mark Occilupo, Layne Beachley, Mick Fanning they arent world champion surfers. They are world champion shark punchers. Theyre only out in the surf to punch sharks. They end up surfing because the waves get in the way. Shark attack story: http://bit.ly/2bIeCl Attacked shark story: http://bit.ly/3TrTAG My shirts on RedBubble http://www.redbubble.com/people/Angryaussie There's a really cheap shirt here that's still pretty good quality (and you can customise it!) http://www.zazzle.com/angryaussie And here are the CafePress shops: http://www.cafepress.com.au/AngryAussie This is my BlogTV channel: http://www.blogtv.com/People/angryaussie Stalk me on Twitter! http://twitter.com/angryaussie Read my blog! http://angryaussie.wordpress.com Send me hate mail! GPO Box 3290 Melbourne 3001 Australia Call the angry phone: 0424 05 69 65 in Australia +61 424 05 69 65 outside Australia

Pay attention, this is serious. If you're too pathetic to have an attention span that can hold for 9 minutes, at least read this: http://blogs.siliconvalley.com/gmsv/2009/11/draft-of-secret-copyright-treaty-should-give-you-chills.html If people don't start paying attention and taking a stand, this will bite us all on the arse. Oh yeah, and do you like a one take 8 minute rant or what? Celbrate with a custom version of my t-shirt: http://www.zazzle.com/hey_you_tshirt-235904315239718198 My shirts on RedBubble http://www.redbubble.com/people/Angryaussie There's a really cheap shirt here that's still pretty good quality (and you can customise it!) http://www.zazzle.com/angryaussie And here are the CafePress shops: http://www.cafepress.com.au/AngryAussie This is my BlogTV channel: http://www.blogtv.com/People/angryaussie Stalk me on Twitter! http://twitter.com/angryaussie Read my blog! http://angryaussie.wordpress.com Send me hate mail! GPO Box 3290 Melbourne 3001 Australia Call the angry phone: 0424 05 69 65 in Australia +61 424 05 69 65 outside Australia

So each year in Australia students have a muck up day where they get up to all sorts of shenanigans. This year, one tabloid reported students getting pelted with semen filled balloons. The mind boggles. The outro/finale video was by http://www.youtube.com/user/mrpeteey If you'd like to appear at the end of a TFY Friday video just make a video lip synching to this music: http://www.filedropper.com/tfumetal My shirts on RedBubble http://www.redbubble.com/people/Angryaussie There's a really cheap shirt here that's still pretty good quality (and you can customise it!) http://www.zazzle.com/angryaussie And here are the CafePress shops: http://www.cafepress.com.au/AngryAussie This is my BlogTV channel: http://www.blogtv.com/People/angryaussie Stalk me on Twitter! http://twitter.com/angryaussie Read my blog! http://angryaussie.wordpress.com Send me hate mail! GPO Box 3290 Melbourne 3001 Australia Call the angry phone: 0424 05 69 65 in Australia +61 424 05 69 65 outside Australia

The first thing that grabbed my attention this TFU Friday was Balloon Boy . I don't think any more needs to be said about that. The artist and the crucified ape: http://www.theage.com.au/news/entertainment/arts/articles/2009/10/16/1255624723276.html Security scanners that show you in the nude: http://www.theage.com.au/technology/technology-news/naked-airport-scanners-in-child-porn-uproar-20091016-h02h.html?autostart=1 My shirts on RedBubble http://www.redbubble.com/people/Angryaussie There's a really cheap shirt here that's still pretty good quality (and you can customise it!) http://www.zazzle.com/angryaussie And here are the CafePress shops: http://www.cafepress.com.au/AngryAussie This is my BlogTV channel: http://www.blogtv.com/People/angryaussie Stalk me on Twitter! http://twitter.com/angryaussie Read my blog! http://angryaussie.wordpress.com Send me hate mail! GPO Box 3290 Melbourne 3001 Australia Call the angry phone: 0424 05 69 65 in Australia +61 424 05 69 65 outside Australia

The idiots at Kraft have actually caved to public pressure and dropped the name iSnack 2.0 - possibly the shortest lived marketing disaster in history. Even New Coke lasted longer than this. http://www.theage.com.au/national/i-believed-in-isnack-20-creator-laments-vegemite-dumping-20091001-gdod.html Some people have said this was all a ploy to get free publicity but that's over-thinking it. The people behind this are fucking morons, pure and simple. My shirts on RedBubble http://www.redbubble.com/people/Angry... There's a really cheap shirt here that's still pretty good quality (and you can customise it!) http://www.zazzle.com/angryaussie And here are the CafePress shops: http://www.cafepress.com.au/AngryAussie This is my BlogTV channel: http://www.blogtv.com/People/angryaussie Stalk me on Twitter! http://twitter.com/angryaussie Read my blog! http://angryaussie.wordpress.com Send me hate mail! GPO Box 3290 Melbourne 3001 Australia Call the angry phone: 0424 05 69 65 in Australia +61 424 05 69 65 outside Australia

Late I know. Don't waste my time pointing it out. It's still Friday somewhere. Excuse the hell out of me for having a life. Insane killer escapes: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32914989/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/ Jedi discrimination http://entertainment.slashdot.org/story/09/09/18/1715243/Supermarket-Bans-Jedi-Knight?from=rss Some scientology information: http://www.inquisitr.com/36336/scientology-calls-for-internet-and-media-censorship-in-australia/ and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_Game_(Scientology) My shirts on RedBubble http://www.redbubble.com/people/Angry... There's a really cheap shirt here that's still pretty good quality (and you can customise it!) http://www.zazzle.com/angryaussie And here are the CafePress shops: http://www.cafepress.com.au/AngryAussie This is my BlogTV channel: http://www.blogtv.com/People/angryaussie Stalk me on Twitter! http://twitter.com/angryaussie Read my blog! http://angryaussie.wordpress.com Send me hate mail! GPO Box 3290 Melbourne 3001 Australia Call the angry phone: 0424 05 69 65 in Australia +61 424 05 69 65 outside Australia

Seriously, don't start with me saying it wasn't Friday when you saw this. I'll fuck you up. Here's the world's stupidest website (AKA Vegemite) http://bit.ly/1pePGx And here's the website for the Twilight dildo: http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TD&Product_Code=VAMP It's worth visiting just for the comments. Also, visit my blog to vote on whether or not the didlo is TFU: http://angryaussie.wordpress.com/2009/09/12/twilight-sparkly-vampire-dildo-tfu-or-total-genius/ My shirts on RedBubble http://www.redbubble.com/people/AngryAussie There's a really cheap shirt here that's still pretty good quality (and you can customise it!) http://www.zazzle.com/angryaussie And here are the CafePress shops: http://www.cafepress.com.au/AngryAussie This is my BlogTV channel: http://www.blogtv.com/People/angryaussie Stalk me on Twitter! http://twitter.com/angryaussie Read my blog! http://angryaussie.wordpress.com Send me hate mail! GPO Box 3290 Melbourne 3001 Australia Call the angry phone: 0424 05 69 65 in Australia +61 424 05 69 65 outside Australia

AngryAussie Metal Theme by Blordough/Shaun: http://www.youtube.com/user/blordough Download link on my channel page! Backgrounds made for free on http://www.blockposters.com/ I have some good news and I have some bad news. First, the good news: Global Warming wont cause the destruction of human civilsation. Now the bad news: were going to be wiped out before Global Warming has a chance to do us in. While there are a lot of competing Armageddon theories I believe I have conclusive evidence for mine. Not many people will be surprised at the revelation that humanity will bring about its own destruction. There are even those who wont be surprised when I reveal that it will be robots that exterminate us. What may surprise is how exact my evidence is. This isnt a vague one day the robots will get us alarmism. This isnt some offshoot of Singularity theory the idea that one day computers will be smarter than us and will be able to build still smarter computers without our help. Actually, the robots who destroy us wont be particularly intelligent. For my evidence, let me show you three significant developments in robotics. First, the tiny SWARM robots. These are solar powered robots not much bigger than a flea. By themselves they dont do much but they are designed to communicate via infra red and form a group capable of swarm intelligence that enables them to perform a range of tasks (much like ants or bees). Then theres the plasmobot a biological robot made from slime mould that is capable of solving complex computational tasks and It propogates and searches for sources of nutrients. My final piece of evidence is the horrifically named EATR, a battlefield robot designed to fuel itself with biomass that it gathers from the battlefield. It has been pointed out that this biomass could include dead humans. It has also been pointed out that a battlefield robot is designed to create its own supply of dead bodies. Now, while the EATR alone could cause human extinction (or maybe it will keep us on farms so it has a constant supply of meat) I think our destruction will come from a combination of these three. The group intelligence of the SWARM robots, the biological nature of the plasmobot and the human harvesting tendencies of the EATR will combine. In fact weve already seen this: Its the BLOB, people! Its the fucking blob and it will eat us all and we are in the process of creating it ourselves. It gets to the point where saying nobody could have predicted really doesnt hold any water. For supposedly smart people, scientists seem to indulge in some really fucking dumb behaviour. Im not the first to say havent these scientists seen even one scary science fiction movie? Today's links: SWARM Robots: http://www.physorg.com/news170678733.html Plasmobot robots: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/08/090827073256.htm EATR Robot: http://www.wired.com/underwire/2009/07/military-researchers-develop-corpse-eating-robots/ Scary TFU pit toilet man: http://pressherald.mainetoday.com/story_pf.php?id=280388&ac=PHnws My shirts on RedBubble http://www.redbubble.com/people/AngryAussie There's a really cheap shirt here that's still pretty good quality (and you can customise it!) http://www.zazzle.com/angryaussie And here are the CafePress shops: http://www.cafepress.com.au/AngryAussie This is my BlogTV channel: http://www.blogtv.com/People/angryaussie Stalk me on Twitter! http://twitter.com/angryaussie Read my blog! http://angryaussie.wordpress.com Send me hate mail! GPO Box 3290 Melbourne 3001 Australia Call the angry phone: 0424 05 69 65 in Australia +61 424 05 69 65 outside Australia

There is some serious TFU action this week! Let's start with the killer roos! http://www.theage.com.au/national/walker-attacked-by-kangaroo-20090826-eznp.html And the guy with the sexual obsession focusing on kids' sweets/lollies/candy - whatever you want to call them http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1209383/Fathers-outrage-pornographic-Haribo-MAOAM-sweet-wrappers.html And finally, the terrifying prospect of Rush Limbaugh's penis: http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2009/08/27/circumcision I just love the headline: Limbaugh: You'll pry my foreskin from my cold, dead hands It really is a little too much information. My shirts on RedBubble http://www.redbubble.com/people/AngryAussie There's a really cheap shirt here that's still pretty good quality (and you can customise it!) http://www.zazzle.com/angryaussie And here are the CafePress shops: http://www.cafepress.com.au/AngryAussie This is my BlogTV channel: http://www.blogtv.com/People/angryaussie Stalk me on Twitter! http://twitter.com/angryaussie Read my blog! http://angryaussie.wordpress.com Send me hate mail! GPO Box 3290 Melbourne 3001 Australia Call the angry phone: 0424 05 69 65 in Australia +61 424 05 69 65 outside Australia

The totally fucked up world has invaded my house with this insane book. Actually, I'm pretty sure the book is a joke but the writers do an admirable job of playing it straight. What scares me is that it's entirely plausible that there are idiots out there that would take this shit seriously. My shirts on RedBubble http://www.redbubble.com/people/AngryAussie There's a really cheap shirt here that's still pretty good quality (and you can customise it!) http://www.zazzle.com/angryaussie And here are the CafePress shops: http://www.cafepress.com.au/AngryAussie This is my BlogTV channel: http://www.blogtv.com/People/angryaussie Stalk me on Twitter! http://twitter.com/angryaussie Read my blog! http://angryaussie.wordpress.com Send me hate mail! GPO Box 3290 Melbourne 3001 Australia Call the angry phone: 0424 05 69 65 in Australia +61 424 05 69 65 outside Australia

Another full roster this week! The self-decapition http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/07/10/black-cab-driver-decapitates-himself/ Was sent to me by http://www.youtube.com/user/iammodel Then there's the dude with the hammers up his arse: http://www.austriantimes.at/image/7801/news/Around_the_World/2009-07-22/14921/Heavy_metal_cure_for_constipation And dominating the news in Australia this week is the moron that is Kyle Sandilands. This link has the actual audio from the show if you haven't heard about this: http://www.theage.com.au/news/entertainment/tv--radio/girls-rape-revelation-sinks-radio-stunt/2009/07/29/1248546762863.html And just a taste of how fucked up this loser is: http://www.theage.com.au/news/entertainment/tv--radio/not-the-first-time-kyles-been-caught/2009/07/30/1248546805031.html My shirts on RedBubble http://www.redbubble.com/people/AngryAussie There's a really cheap shirt here that's still pretty good quality (and you can customise it!) http://www.zazzle.com/angryaussie And here are the CafePress shops: http://www.cafepress.com.au/AngryAussie This is my BlogTV channel: http://www.blogtv.com/People/angryaussie Stalk me on Twitter! http://twitter.com/angryaussie Read my blog! http://angryaussie.wordpress.com Send me hate mail! GPO Box 3290 Melbourne 3001 Australia Call the angry phone: 0424 05 69 65 in Australia +61 424 05 69 65 outside Australia

Author: DownByTheWater96 Keywords: kasia nosowska hey sushi tfu Added: July 25, 2009

Blasphemy is the name of the game today. The Irish government thinks offending religious belief should be a serious criminal offence. JESUS H TITTYFUCKING CHRIST! So now it isn't just the Islamic nutbags aren't the only ones wanting to introduce fundamentalist regime now? Well that's just great. Also, this is the Princess Diana I was referring to: http://www.youtube.com/user/PrincessDiana161 She's a wonderful person who does great cooking videos and probably isn't a criminal. http://bit.ly/Phiyh My shirts on RedBubble http://www.redbubble.com/people/AngryAussie And here are the CafePress shops: http://www.cafepress.com.au/AngryAussie This is my BlogTV channel: http://www.blogtv.com/People/angryaussie Stalk me on Twitter! http://twitter.com/angryaussie Read my blog! http://angryaussie.wordpress.com Send me hate mail! GPO Box 3290 Melbourne 3001 Australia Call the angry phone: 0424 05 69 65 in Australia +61 424 05 69 65 outside Australia

Just when I thought the Australian government's ideas could get any worse, they start talking about introducing the thoroughly discredited 3 strikes policy for people accused of illegal sharing files online. http://www.theage.com.au/news/web/war-on-music-piracy/2008/02/16/1203190635860.html This is without doubt totally fucked up and must be resisted! The EFA is one of the main groups iun Australia fighting against this bullshit: http://www.efa.org.au/ AngryAussie Metal Theme by http://www.youtube.com/user/blordough My shirts on RedBubble http://www.redbubble.com/people/AngryAussie And here are the CafePress shops: http://www.cafepress.com.au/AngryAussie This is my BlogTV channel: http://www.blogtv.com/People/angryaussie Stalk me on Twitter! http://twitter.com/angryaussie Read my blog! http://angryaussie.wordpress.com Send me hate mail! GPO Box 3290 Melbourne 3001 Australia Call the angry phone: 0424 05 69 65 in Australia +61 424 05 69 65 outside Australia

Sometimes even I am surprised at how totally fucked up people can be. How stupid do you have to be to try to keep your secrets by publishing legal threats? There's the blowjob woman: http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/AB/20090708/NEWS01/307080024/ And the idiocy that is Sarah Palin, notorious liar (and all round freak): http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2009/07/the-odd-lies-of-sarah-palin-a-roundup.html And the shirt is one I just got from Zazzle - I'm impressed with the quality and it's only $12.95 US! Plus, Zazzle lets you customise if you want to. Check it out: http://www.zazzle.com/angryaussie My shirts on RedBubble http://www.redbubble.com/people/AngryAussie And here are the CafePress shops: http://www.cafepress.com.au/AngryAussie This is my BlogTV channel: http://www.blogtv.com/People/angryaussie Stalk me on Twitter! http://twitter.com/angryaussie Read my blog! http://angryaussie.wordpress.com Send me hate mail! GPO Box 3290 Melbourne 3001 Australia Call the angry phone: 0424 05 69 65 in Australia +61 424 05 69 65 outside Australia

The Metal AngryAussie theme is by http://www.youtube.com/user/blordough And you can download it from here: http://www.filedropper.com/angryaussiemetaltheme They say sex sells. If that's so, this video should be popular. All of the topics in this week's Totally Fucked Up Friday relate to sex. Or at least sexuality. Here's a link to the teacher who gave the kids a sex video: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/07/02/national/main5129748.shtml Homosexuality being decriminalised in India: http://www.theage.com.au/world/indias-ban-on-gay-sex-overturned-after-150-years-20090702-d6j4.html And here's some info on the Fort Worth police attacking a gay club: http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2009/06/30/fort-worth-police-chief-that-faggot-had-it-coming My shirts on RedBubble http://www.redbubble.com/people/Angry... And here are the CafePress shops: http://www.cafepress.com.au/AngryAuss... http://www.cafepress.com.au/AngryAussie This is my BlogTV channel: http://www.blogtv.com/People/angryaussie Stalk me on Twitter! http://twitter.com/angryaussie Read my blog! http://angryaussie.wordpress.com/t-sh... Send me hate mail! GPO Box 3290 Melbourne 3001 Australia Call the angry phone: 0424 05 69 65 in Australia +61 424 05 69 65 outside Australia

I thought with the rest or the world talking about Michael Jackson, I didn't have to (in case you were wondering). And in case you didn't believe me, the drugged wallabies story is true: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/829742/wallabies-getting-high-in-poppy-fields And if anyone's going to be stupid enough to say I'm doing the same thing as Perez Hilton: Fuck off, you're a moron. And I'm sick of wasting time on morons. It's the same as saying speaking out against bigots makes you intolerant. You'd have to be a fucking moron to say that. Speaking out against hateful wankers doesn't make you hateful. (a) I don't make a habit of it and (b) Pricks like Perez Hilton need to be called out. My shirts on RedBubble http://www.redbubble.com/people/Angry... And here are the CafePress shops: http://www.cafepress.com.au/AngryAuss... http://www.cafepress.com.au/AngryAussie This is my BlogTV channel: http://www.blogtv.com/People/angryaussie Stalk me on Twitter! http://twitter.com/angryaussie Read my blog! http://angryaussie.wordpress.com/t-sh... Send me hate mail! GPO Box 3290 Melbourne 3001 Australia Call the angry phone: 0424 05 69 65 in Australia +61 424 05 69 65 outside Australia