Storytime Videos

Story Time is a running vlog series with children reading from their favorite books. Here Cody reads about the exploits of his favorite pigeon. 'Don't Let the Pigeon Stay Up Late' by Mo Willems is a favorite in our house. Kids love to read to other kids... so record your child reading and join the 'Story Time' vlog series!

NightmareRH's Production Presents Runescape Storytime Episode 5: NightmareRH' Real Life Problems. Very simple video but very funny I believe. I am locked out from the world because my internet has stopped working! So watch to see what I do instead for fun and enjoyment, also please subscribe and leave comments! -=-=-=-=-DISCLAIMER-=-=-=-=- All the songs in these videos are not created by me they are created by their performer. Song Used: Hatebreed - Doomsayer RuneScape is a registered trademark of JaGeX Limited. I do not claim, or have any, affiliation with JaGeX Ltd. This video was not intended for any personal gain, only for entertainment purposes. All comments by others are their own and I do not take responsibility for their actions. Consider this, free advertising http://www.runescape.com/

This week, we re featuring double bassist David Cardon telling a bass-related tale that I find extremely amusing. I d rather not give out any details beyond that just check out this concise (less than 10 minutes) story from Dave. Dave is also involved with the excellent music publisher Discordia Music, which specializes in ultra-classy editions for the double bass. Check them out! I haven t done a whole lot of story episodes during the run of Contrabass Conversations, but I m always itching to do more, so hopefully I ll get some time to do so over the summer this year. You can check out the story episodes that have come out (which include my car explosion tale) below: Auditioning is a Rotten Pastime Annoying Conductors 101 Bugs Bunny is My Mortal Enemy My Car Caught Fire and Exploded! Cabs!

3am: Dannay Zay reflects on a time some fuckin idiot foreign-polish dude approached him and his friends while skating the city one night in an attempt to purchase some grass from him. Dan foolishly mistakens his request for crack, so the foreigner makes himself a little more clear... Filmed/Edited by Jon Edwards. http://www.heavyhittas.com/HeavyHittas/Interviews/Interviews.html (New Interviews Section)

Author: diehard830 Added: Sat, 02 May 2009 13:52:46 -0800 Duration: 0http://www.blameitonrioslive.com Come hang out with Comedian Jonisha Rios as she travels, teaches, writes, produces and shares her corky stand-up comedy.

Author: diehard830 Added: Sat, 02 May 2009 13:52:46 -0800 Duration: 0http://www.blameitonrioslive.com Come hang out with Comedian Jonisha Rios as she travels, teaches, writes, produces and shares her corky stand-up comedy.

Author: diehard830 Added: Sat, 02 May 2009 13:52:46 -0800 Duration: 0http://www.blameitonrioslive.com Come hang out with Comedian Jonisha Rios as she travels, teaches, writes, produces and shares her corky stand-up comedy.

The audio track (about 1 1/4 hours) from the Chicago Music Commission s Musicians at Work forum in which I recently participated as a panelist was released a couple of weeks ago. Podcasters Jim Goodrich and Fred Wells, along with Gaper s Block writer Graham Sanford and yours truly all participated an a Q&A about podcasting, blogging, and how to get started doing both with some sort of business-oriented motivation in mind. Hope you find it interesting! I’ve done several blog/podcast/musical entrepreneurship events like this over the past few years, most recently for the Chicago Chapter of the Association for Computing Machinery (ACM) down at Roosevelt University. Though my blog and podcast tend to be more geared toward the classical side of things, I’ve done a lot of more general chatter about how this kind of stuff I do can benefit all musicians. It’s funny–I never set out to have a successful blog, but I now find myself with a popular music blog, a podcast (which feels like the most constructive thing I do online!), and a guy who manages a few other projects like these for different groups. In fact, I was sort of embarrassed that I had this site for a long time, but I continue to realize that life’s twists and turns can take you down the paths that you’d least expect.

Dannay Zay tells you a nice story about a memorable time he had with his ex-girlfriend... Filmed/Edited by Jon Edwards. http://heavyhittas.com Author: JonneyeTV Keywords: storytime monty python smosh sparky pbs kids bed time stories book story outtakes danny zay children's funny unforgivable comedy sethcomedy slick Added: April 25, 2009

RESCUE ME star Denis Leary fills Hollywood 411 host Chris Harrison in on family dysfunction Leary-style as the comic recounts the many times his brother tried to kill him. Author: tvguide Keywords: celebrity storytime Denis Leary Rescue Me TV Guide Hollywood 411 Chris Harrison Madison Michele Added: April 24, 2009

NightmareRH's Production Presents Runescape Storytime Episode 4: NightmareRH' KFC Hunt. Very simple video but very funny I believe. I basically do a similar reenactment like my other Storytime episode, also please subscribe and leave comments! -=-=-=-=-DISCLAIMER-=-=-=-=- All the songs in these videos are not created by me they are created by their performer. Song Used: KoRn - Getting Off RuneScape is a registered trademark of JaGeX Limited. I do not claim, or have any, affiliation with JaGeX Ltd. This video was not intended for any personal gain, only for entertainment purposes. All comments by others are their own and I do not take responsibility for their actions. Consider this, free advertising http://www.runescape.com/

Dannay Zay tells you a nice children's story about an encounter he had in Resorts Casino in Atlantic City... Filmed/Edited by Jon Edwards. http://heavyhittas.com Author: JonneyeTV Keywords: storytime monty python smosh sparky pbs kids bed time stories book story childhood danny zay children's funny unforgivable hodge stansson slick rick Added: April 20, 2009

Author: StorytimeAchoo Keywords: storytime iphone app achoo ice cream truck interactive Added: April 2, 2009

Listen. Life has never stretched a generous hand to me. I live by the meanest means and happiness comes by accident. I've got nothing to propel me to propensities but bitterness. I try more than many people I know but my coffers are always next to dry. Perhaps my levers to affluence are stationed at the penurious end of honesty. Once again I find myself in Johannesburg South Africa, Mzanzi so the natives call it. I'm here where the word trust has no meaning or maybe the meaning of the word makes no sense. This is the most dangerous human inhabited city in the whole universe and as a place can only be second to hell if it is not hell itself. Humanity is at its lowest measure and people don't live the life but the day. The natives are known to be uneducated, lazy and dangerous save for majority of whites who live in hide outs of expensive places. But even they too at times live by the mighty barrel of the gun. Guns are sold at street corners by hooligans with blood stained eyes and cigarette smelling breath -and assault knives are accessible as bread. However those who kill for a living prefer home made knives for affordability and efficiency. They stab for as little as a cell-phone, a pair of shoes already on feet, wrist watch and just a blue hundred rand note is a huge sum of money to them. Their conscience is totally dead and they live by instinct. They don't like anything that challenges the mind, they hate learning, they detest working but they like good living. Their hearts are always green with envy and their hands are quick to put covetousness to practice. I've been here before, I've been robbed here before and my mind can not let go. As I walk down this lane from the cheap looking coach rank along Devellis street into Park Station I feel paranoia creeping down my spine. Urine is now full in my bladder because I have never arrived this late. Street lights are hitting hard on me and I feel I'm too exposed to the people I can't see. I've suddenly adopted a boastful and careful gait while talking to the old men walking beside me in a makeshift hoarse voice. I'm trying to look and sound inaccessible to thieves. I've got precious powder on me. It's more than just soil. It's gold in colour. It's called gold. I've got twenty-five grams of it and it's packed in two small balls of plastic papers, one placed in the boots that I'm wearing and the other one is in my underwear near my arsehole. As I walk it keeps on rolling out to the edge of my underwear but I keep on pushing it back. I don't want to loose it. It has around thirteen grams of gold worth slightly a thousand United States dollars. It's a lot of money here in South Africa but its not much back home. In Zimbabwe it buys two months groceries for a family of four, but here in South Africa many families live on it the whole year. At park station the old man and I make a phone call to the buyer. We learn that he was shot dead by robbers at his home in Midrand two weeks ago, for a while we are dumbfounded, just looking at each other with our hands on our mouths. Later we decide to wait for a new day, so we both try to catch a sleep on cold steel benches inside the park station arena, but the police won't allow us. Every few moments they're waking up people asking for valid bus tickets. I hear they're trying to get rid of street-people mostly from my country. We both brave the cold mid-January night to wakeup very early into Tuesday not that we've run out of sleep but that it's worth while given the conditions. I'm home sick already. This is my first time to be here for this cause. I've never done gold-deals in this city before, I'm used to Polokwane and I'm here because my buyers are out of the country besides the old man told me gold has more value in Jo'burg than in any other South African city. The old man knows everything about the buyers in this city and I know nothing. I'm waiting for him to come-up with a contingent plan but it surprises me to hear him ask, 'What do we do now?' I figure out I don't have an instant answer to the question. But wait a minute, I know what I want. 'I just want to go back to Zimbabwe.' 'I just want to go back to Zimbabwe,' he carefully repeats the words one by one while looking straight into my eyes. I think he has just made a mistake; he has just opened his eyes and mouth too wide that I can see the contents of his heart. I see betrayal, I see greediness, I see corruption, and I see blood and death. I've got nothing to say so I keep on looking into him careful not to give away my findings. But he had something to say, 'Ok, ah okay,' he clears the throat and continues, 'I'm calling my friend in Boksburg and he will give me another buyer. Actually, he's the one who linked me to the late.' I still have nothing to say so he takes out two one rand coins from his pocket and slotted them into the telephone machine while the other hand is holding the receiver. I can hear him muttering something in a native language that's biblical tongues to me and I can feel my heart throbbing. He puts the receiver down, scratches his head and turns to me with stretched arms, 'I told you he can help, he said we can go meet him in Boksburg so he will take us to the buyer. By the way how many grams did you say you have?' he seems not confident with his question as much as I'm not comfortable with giving him an answer so he adds a bit of justification to it, I mean I have ten and I should know how much we have exactly so I can negotiate the rate knowing the total number of grams we have between us.' 'Five' my answer is quicker than he expects and that kind of startles him besides the figure that for an instant freezes most of his external body motion. 'Oh, ok' he smiles out of bitterness 'so we have fifteen in total'. 'Precisely,' I back that up with a nod. 'Right,' he is still unsettled within, 'lets go I mean ah, let's go to Boksburg and meet him,' he says with a raspy voice. I thrust my right hand in my pocket and picked out two silver coins. 'Here,' I say to the old man, 'take-, call the person and tell him to come and pick us from the new coach rank -tell him the J.R Choeu rank. If he is serious let him come with the buyer there. I can't go there besides I've got no money left on me here to take me there'. 'If he is serious, what do you mean? Of course he is serious,' the old man shouts. 'Then let him bring the buyer,' I answer with my eyes fixed straight to his. As the old man take his unsure strides back to the phone booth, I feel a grip of lividness in my throat. The wind pipe is almost shut with hot phlegm of guile and I can feel it cutting the inner threshold. I try to gasp to clear off my head that is totally intoxicated with anger, and suddenly I can't see properly so I fall back on the metal bench. From there I can hear the old man's tongues but I don't want to concentrate. The next thing I'm walking down Harrison Street to the coach rank and the old man is behind me. I can see dirty boys and men with red eyes, dry mouths, soiled hair, yellow teeth and black lips, clad in cheap fabric and canvas shoes starring and calling after me but I am not listening, I'm not afraid of them either. I feel I can tear them all. I'm even afraid of myself; I can see the fire in my own eyes I feel like I've turned into an invincible tall block of iron. I suppose they see it too that's why they are not daring to step forward with their cheap knives. J.R Choeu coach rank is situated just after the bridge next to the old parking building that they call a taxi rank. They say on this land once stood one off the biggest post-offices in Johannesburg and its remnants can still be seen trying to resist the nemesis of time just next to the rail-line on which passenger and goods trains can be heard honking, churning and grinding at intervals shorter than an hour especially during the morning. The coach rank is a hive of activity for travellers from Zimbabwe. Most of the buses that drop and pick passengers from there also from Zimbabwe namely, Go-liner, Mars Mercy, First class, Ngwenya transport, Passengers express, Tenda buses, Mushandi coaches to mention but the big fry. Other coaches from outside Zimbabwe that do business there are Pangolin Luxliner, Phadziri brothers and J.R Choeu to mention but few. My first port of call is First Class coach offices where I'm advised there is no coach leaving to Zimbabwe today. First class lost one of my bags on my previous trip from South Africa so they compensated me with eight hundred rands plus a return ticket to South Africa. And now I need them badly because I don't have a penny in my pocket I had put so much faith in the clandestine deal that I thought I'd go back flying -and grey hound would be the only option if I was to travel on a bus. It's very ironic that my means can not afford me wings, or the comfort of greyhound but the coach that disappointed me on my way coming. My trip to South Africa was a hustle; the bus broke down on the free-way just after Polokwane more than two hundred kilometres away from Johannesburg and all passengers ended up standing by the side road literally begging on coming coaches to stop for help. My complimentary ticket became invalid and I ended up paying the blue note to a 'chicken bus,' that rattled all the way to Johannesburg. The experience has terrible and we sadly arrived at the prime-time for thieves and commercial sex-workers 'So when are you expecting a coach to arrive?' I ask very much afraid to receive an answer that would not guarantee my departure today. 'Maybe tomorrow,' the officer answers nonchalantly As I drag my feet away from the offices I realise just can't stop bleeding inside. I enter one coach labelled Ngwenga transport and here I'm throwing my trimmed weight on a very uncomfortable seat. The pain in my abdomen has awakened me to reality. I remember I've got a very talented mouth and I must put it to test. In less than five minutes I have negotiated with the bus conductor to pay when we I get to Zimbabwe. Though I've won my plea I reckon I'm the first passenger therefore I must be in for a fix of time because the bus leaves only when it is at least half-full otherwise a loss will be incurred. The old man is sitting next to me and we haven't resumed talking. I didn't hear him negotiate so maybe he has the money to fund his trip. Its funny how this girl called the day turns old when her admirers can still smell the scent of her youth. Her life-spun is pathetically short that the freshness of her youth is highly regrettable. The radiance of her hopeful features quickly wane and her wrinkles come in a rush. Before she ages to an outright hag one of the First Class coaches arrives. I'm starring at it from where I am sitting thinking what's so fly about it to be called First Class, maybe the ability to disappoint clients I suppose. Latter the inspector of the bus that I've turned into my sitting room decides to off-load few passengers it had attracted into a different coach so his could leave tomorrow hoping it will be a lucky-day for them. His crew that is half a dozen invites me out for supper and the old man follows. He is now a tick to me, I'm thinking he must have realised by now that his prime time is over. 'Is he also coming with us?' one of the young men is asking me. The old man quickly raises his head and looks straight into my eyes. I'm looking into his eyes too, for a moment I don't have anything to say. 'Yes, yes he's coming with us, he is my old man,' I smile to the group and they smile back, off we go to the food vendors within the premises. They buy three plates of sadza and I'm eating to the delight of my empty stomach. The old is eating heart-fully too without contributing a word to the stories that are being told. One of the young men tells a tale of one Roy Machokoto, a Zimbabwe born young man who commands a gang of seven. His line of business is definitely not a trade but a dirty profession. He enjoys robbing people when they're gathered at one place -especially in a bus. The young man telling the story gets carried away in the narration that he assumes to be Roy robbing people, 'Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls my name is Roy Machokoto and I'm a dangerous robber. To those who have never heard of me let me tell you that I'm the one who last year robbed the Tenda bus that was travelling to Beit-bridge. I'm not afraid of death and I'm not afraid of causing it so please behave all I want is your cell-phone, money and any other thing on you that you think can give me quick money. Thank you so much for listening, right now let's get to business.' Everybody laughs to the lines except the old man who can not relent on the meal. My eyes and his meet and maintain the stare for a while, suddenly everybody is quiet. One of the young men whispers loud, 'Ah! People, the old man has a huge appetite.' Soon we are back in the bus that has been turned into a bedroom by touts. I am trying to catch a sleep but most of my room-mates do not feel the same. They are talking about the sisters of the night and how daring they are. They talk of diplomat beer parlour where strippers baptise young virgin men. They are taking turns to describe their frames and instruments of work. Once again the night is unbearable. Mosquitoes are singing their war-cry loud and they are prepared to die with their mouths dipped in our veins. I suppose they are happy that we don't have blankets on us. They're biting the legs, toes, fingers, neck, they are biting every exposed part. I don't know if I want to laugh or cry. I'm in trouble. Mosquitoes like my blood. I'm scratching and the more I scratch the deeper the pain. My legs are itching. I have acarophobia. I wish I could run away. I'm trapped. I'm thinking could I be the only one feeling this trouble, then I hear a voice in the dark shouting, 'Ah boys we dead, the mosquitoes are biting more than hornets.' I'm surprised most of the people in here are awake, they laugh to confirm the mosquitoes are terrible. 'Let them finish you, you work everyday but you don't want to by a blanket.' Another voice interjects and a heavy laughter follows. 'Why should I buy a blanket when I know I sleep in a bus?' 'Who asked you to leave home?' 'Mugabe' he is quick to answer 'one old man in Zimbabwe called Mugabe hates people who sleep in houses; you're forgetting he demolished our homes few years ago. What did we call that Tsunami -it was not only in Indonesia, it was also in Zimbabwe.' Silence follows then a heavy downfall of rain. The sound is deafening and communication is impossible. For a moment I assume to be asleep but I'm awake and the rain has stopped, even the mosquitoes have stopped. It's time for the cold. Its cutting deeper into my bones and I'm trying to keep my-self warm, first I fold my body into a portable hip, then I put my hands in my armpits, later under my testicles but its not working, now I've decided to sit with my hands tugged between my legs. I put my hand in my pocket and I'm checking the time on my cell-phone. It's just after midnight -I must catch sleep by any means. I'm now up and the day is not, the night is still reigning but slowly paving way for light. I'm waiting to see the sun rise like a big yoke in the eastern horizon, but I can't see it from this depression, besides the towering buildings of Jo'burg can not allow such luxuries. Maybe if this station was at the east of the central business district. The first coach from Zimbabwe enters the station and suddenly there is activity. Bathing is a luxury here. Most of my room mates have jumped out to go help arriving passengers bring down their luggage while their eyes are coated with wax. Those who have decided to bath are doing so behind a mucky wall on the east. They are using small water buckets, laundry soaps and face towels. At least they're bathing and I can't. I just can't bath in these conditions, maybe I should stay longer. The old man calls me and tells me what we both know, 'he didn't come.' 'Yes he didn't come, so?' is my answer. 'So what are you planning?' 'I told you I am going back home, what else do want to know from me. See the coach parked there, that first class coach -yah- that's the bus that'll take me home. Tomorrow evening I'll be home talking about Jo'burg, about you, about the gold buyer that never was.' He is looking at me with talking eyes, but I can't get what he's saying 'Alright, I am not going to ask you to stay, just want you to know that I'm staying,' he says, 'I'll find a buyer then I'll follow' 'I hear you old man, but tell me what will you be eating and where will you stay between now and the time you'll find a buyer for your gold?' 'My brother-in-law is here in Jo'burg. I'll be staying at his place, eating his food and using his toilet.' 'Funny. You are a funny old man indeed, its okay-I suppose you've done that before, I mean you sound confident so go for it. I'll see you in Harare' 'I'll leave when you are leaving, as for now I'll continue enjoying your act' 'Which act' really I don't know which act he is referring to. 'See I never knew you're this tough. You don't look like you have ever stayed in the ghetto but I'm starting to believe otherwise,' the old man says with a smile on his face. 'What? do you think I have an option?. This is life not an act -I mean it's not a play. This is it, its life, and life is always what it is when it is,' I'm trying to be philosophical and this is not the time so I prefer a different subject. 'I heard Gono is launching new brand of buses here, this afternoon.' 'Gono, which Gono, you mean our reserve bank governor?' 'Yes, his brother Larry stays here and he is the cover face for his brother. You see these expensive coaches with three stars painted at the back.' 'Yes Go-liner is the name' 'Right, if you check its stomach it's written Go-liner tours, I heard the ones that are coming will be written Go-liner supreme, and they have five stars painted where the these have three' 'So the guy is rich ha?' the old man sounds naive and I don't like it. 'Rich, yes he is -he steals from you and me to buy coaches that we don't have money to board. He is the worst central banker I know. He has put the economy of our country to its knees. He has murdered and he is still murdering our country. I heard he wrote a book called, Zimbabwe's Casino Economy, in which he is trying to defend himself. But listen, a few years from now Zimbabwe will claim her wealth back and people like him will have cases to answer. Unfortunately not even a person who appointed him will be able to cushion him from the attacks, because he too will be in desperate need of refuge too.' Days of Trying Times was written by Nigel Jack. Copyright Nigel Jack 2009. More Nigel Jack:Nigel Jack

For grown ups Cullen shares her views and makes suggestions on how to creatively use the book with your child. For Cullen's interactively reading books for you to share with your child and friends go to "Cullen's abc's Reading Playlist" or search for "Reading - Book's Title- Author: youtube

http://www.winkyandwonder.com/ Dora E. H. Crow reads the first half of Chapter One from her book, Winky & Wonder, for the YouTube community. Author: Whisperland Keywords: children storytime whisperland family kids storybook fantasy book winky wonder youtube story Kind Buch cat katze Added: October 24, 2006

http://www.winkyandwonder.com/ Dora E. H. Crow reads the second half of Chapter One from her book, Winky & Wonder, for the YouTube community. Author: Whisperland Keywords: children storytime whisperland family kids storybook fantasy book winky wonder youtube story Kind Geschicte Buch Added: October 24, 2006

Author reads her book, Winky & Wonder, for YouTube families and children. Winky and Wonder whisper to children's hearts, encouraging them to listen to what they already know deep inside their hearts. http://www.winkyandwonder.com/ Author: Whisperland Keywords: children storytime whisperland family kids storybook fantasy book winky wonder story Kind Geschicte Buch fairy_tales Added: October 19, 2006