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Originally MCed at SomaCow.com In this, our finest hour, we talked about the lyrical gangstas, Tasty Kakes, and Small . umm . Packages. No, really! I am now well aware of the fact that J, Mickey, and I are quite white. Quite. That being said, we certainly want to pay respect to great black music. Who among us hasn t felt the joggle and bounce of some great urban beats and desperately wished they could hustle , whatever that is? The sad reality is that it takes a lot to bridge the gap between whites and blacks with regard to music. Sure, it s easier for you kids today with your equal regard for one another and your crazy zebra love, but there was a lot of racial confusion and misunderstanding leading up to such synergy. I figured this would be a good time to provide you, dear loyal reader, with my list of the top five Entry-Level Black Artists, Those That Made White People Timidly Shake Shake Shake That Ass, that aren t Run DMC. #1. Mike Jackson - He died. Boohoo. Sob. He also may or may not have touched kids, slept with Elvis s daughter, and freaked out a generation. But before all that, he wanted to rock with you. See? ROCK. Gently lulling the white butt to the dance floor, entrancing white flute-loving folks with his randomly high voice and slick beats, Michael made a lot of people forget his origins as a jive-ass Jackson. And he spent a lot of money bleaching whatever remained. #2. Wil Smith, aka Will Smith, aka Willard Christopher, aka The Fresh Prince, aka That nice one - Before he beat the hell out of Aliens and Zombies and Immortals, Will was a rapper your mom could get behind, or in front of as it was a well known fact that Will Smith would do your mom. Maybe he added the extra l for legit when he became legit. Legit. #3. Digital Underground aka Greg Shock G Jacobs, a Florida boy! He brought a Weird Al clothing to dope beats. Some of the best lyrics ever written in the Humpty Dance and guaranteed to be heard booming out of various pick-up trucks and Preludes across white America. What I liked is that he would just let the music and beat keep on going and rap freestyle to it. #4. MC Hammer with his lead in You Can t Touch This instantly enslaved an entired generation of MTV listeners, forcing them to take the plunge into black music, equiped only with some parachute pants and some of the chunkiest technicolor fly girls ever filmed. Why are his pants so baggy? Because they re filled with hope. #5. Onyx - In theory, this is also a rap band, but you know them as the guys that provide legitamcy to Biohazard s Slam . A little know fact is that there are no actual lyrics to Slam or if there are, you re not aware of them, being white, but you feel authentic as you bounce your head just in time for the chorus again to repeat slam slam duh duh duh, duh duh duh, nana noise be boys, slam Did I miss anyone?

Humpty Hump & The Wine Dude in 10 Wines for Under a Dime Copyright 2009 The Wine Dude Enterprises.

Humpty Hump & The Wine Dude in 10 Wines for Under a Dime Copyright 2009 The Wine Dude Enterprises.

Humpty Hump & The Wine Dude in 10 Wines for Under a Dime Copyright 2009 The Wine Dude Enterprises.

160 Underground 2pac songs. The Best of the underground. Download here http://www.mininova.org/tor/2275262 Scenes from Tupacs funeral. Cut from Thug Angel Life of an Outlaw *This Video does not support the theory that Tupac Shakur is actually deceased. However it does support the love and respect he got and still gets to this day.

Public Intoxication Teaser from MoAb Films on Vimeo. A teaser trailer for hip hop recording artist Ditch, and his upcoming album, "Public Intoxication". Cast: MoAb Films

THIS IS MORE FOOTAGE I JUST HAD MY SON JESUS WHEN I WAS WITH SHOCK G...ITS NICE TO GET BACK TO WORK AND THE BLACK ROB FOOTAGE WAS AT CLUB SPEED FOR THE SLAM MOVIE...IT WAS A MEMORABLE MOMENT

God damn Drug dealerz dealin 2 the kiddiez, Livin in the city aint no pity on the itty-bitty. We try 2 cry, but still they all die, I TRY 2 SPEAK 2 THE YOUTH AND THE TRUTH IZ THEY ALL HIGH. What can I say but watch yo back, youngsta, Az I sit n wonda, my otha brotha iz steadily goin under. It'z like a curse, and it hurts cuz it'z worse, Mama'z krazy cuz her baby'z in a herse. Wussup wit the luv? - Tupac Shakur Author: DatNiggaMarv Keywords: 2Pac 90's tupac digital underground makaveli amaru bay area shock-g money-b shakur black panthers hip hop real ray luv Added: February 15, 2006