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Please review my show in the iTunes music store. The following is covered in this show: You may or might not have heard of me but I am Tory folks, how you doing? I say my age but it's wrong. Look out for the Zombie plague! Aim for the head but not the head of the KURAC! You are special to me you crazy kids so get in touch with the show. I have a hotline! I am honoured to be a superhero with a headset. Would it be good to be a vampire doing a show and talking about faeces? I dunno. It would bother me somewhat. I wanna rock. I also have an opinion that I share with the world about the terrible things that are going on but not to me. I sing and complain about my headset. Hello Baa Lambs! I am proud of my inner woman! I am embarrassed sometimes to be a fella and so this story made me smile whilst holding my crotch. Oh bugger I am speeding. This woman set a body part on fire that would hurt most of us men. Make sure you are sure of yourself before throwing down the old capital punishment. Setting the dick on fire. Yowza. Keep calling in! *Note* I record these shows way in advance. It's not you downloading old stuff, its just me editing them that holds them up. The voice mails however when you call are used immediately in the next show so make total sense. Oh we now have a forum! Click here to join etc: Call my hotline: 206-203-3473 Follow my Tweets on Twitter: idiotboxradio Tune: Porcupine Tree - The Sound of Muzak from their cd "In Absentia". Click the link and buy the CD. If you would like to leave me a message please call the comment line on 206-203-3473. If you are from a country other than the US, visit the site and you can make a local call and leave a message there. Please review the show if you haven't in iTunes. Just Click This Link please! Buy Stuff if You Want! MySpace Sign Up At Our Frappr! You'll love it, YOU WILL LOVE IT. Write Us. Put Your Headphones On! Cheers, Tory Click on the image to subscribe and listen to the madness! or.. XML: http://feeds.feedburner.com/IdiotBoxRadio

Please review my show in the iTunes music store. The following is covered in this show: After a crappy pirate intro we get into the show yet again. We had a hiatus because I needed one. No excuses there, just facts. How are you whilst I drive to get around because I am lazy. Oh god I sing again as I intro myself. You guys would be the smartest listeners on the planet. I reintro myself. Henry bockeck. That song was the best ever. All ad-lib kids. I must admit that we all defecate but are not all into scat. Why do they call it monkey business. Let's talk about toilet paper. People are lazy when the toilet paper runs out. Work loves us and gives us great paper so the wrapper says. Don't interrupt me. Bog roll, premium bog roll. Why do they wrap toilet paper in paper? We have trees to spare, cut em all down captain. How can 1 ply toilet paper be classed as premium? I know I get pissed off about nothing but still! I have a sort of audience but the kid is not looking. Mein Gott in Himmell . Premium sandpaper for that asshole. Fissures not fishes. No joy for the anus but sandpaper for the caring tradie. Carpentry or dysentery. Your choice! Thank You! Keep calling in! *Note* I record these shows way in advance. It's not you downloading old stuff, its just me editing them that holds them up. The voice mails however when you call are used immediately in the next show so make total sense. Oh we now have a forum! Click here to join etc: Call my hotline: 206-203-3473 Follow my Tweets on Twitter: idiotboxradio Tune: Rammstein - Rammlied from their cd "Liebe Ist Für Alle Da". Click the link and buy the CD. If you would like to leave me a message please call the comment line on 206-203-3473. If you are from a country other than the US, visit the site and you can make a local call and leave a message there. Please review the show if you haven't in iTunes. Just Click This Link please! Buy Stuff if You Want! MySpace Sign Up At Our Frappr! You'll love it, YOU WILL LOVE IT. Write Us. Put Your Headphones On! Cheers, Tory Click on the image to subscribe and listen to the madness! or.. XML: http://feeds.feedburner.com/IdiotBoxRadio

Please review my show in the iTunes music store. The following is covered in this show: I'm Tory and I'll bend your mind like a spoon! This is the longest running Australian Podcast on the internet. 4 years like a mother! Welcome to the show and listen to how you can contact me. I sing too much. I also like reviews. I used to own a business and there is nothing worse than having to deal with reps. Atama ga itai desu! We have voucher books here that are amazing and not a tragedy. But what happens when a sales rep takes their customer for granted? I cannot pay if you sue me but we beat the Japanese in the war. You can neuter your book of value. There is a cafe owner in Geelong who was ridiculed by a sales rep and it made national news. I want to tell you about it. So, please listen as I will teach you a lesson about pettiness that you may want to avoid. Chicken! Japanese is yummy, not the people but the food. Keep calling in! *Note* I record these shows way in advance. It's not you downloading old stuff, its just me editing them that holds them up. The voice mails however when you call are used immediately in the next show so make total sense. Oh we now have a forum! Click here to join etc: Call my hotline: 206-203-3473 Follow my Tweets on Twitter: idiotboxradio Tune: Nelly - For My from his cd "Country Grammar". Click the link and buy the CD. If you would like to leave me a message please call the comment line on 206-203-3473. If you are from a country other than the US, visit the site and you can make a local call and leave a message there. Please review the show if you haven't in iTunes. Just Click This Link please! Buy Stuff if You Want! MySpace Sign Up At Our Frappr! You'll love it, YOU WILL LOVE IT. Write Us. Put Your Headphones On! Cheers, Tory Click on the image to subscribe and listen to the madness! or.. XML: http://feeds.feedburner.com/IdiotBoxRadio

Welcome to my singing show. I am listening to Satyricon! KING. You will all die, not by me though. New listeners welcome to the show. You can send me presents if you like as it's nearly my birthday. I can rhyme like friggin' Doc Seuss. Where the hell are stories about Baby Satan? Where are his horns? All I can smell is fish all the time as I am taking fish oil tablets. Contact the show. Hit the pay pal button on my site as I need a new headset. Why do people foil terror plots? I feel sorry for the bad guys as the plot gets kept warm. I don't get that. A newspaper over here got tipped off to a police raid on terrorists 4 days before it happened. Keeping a plot warm by foiling it is foolhardy in my books. Does a plot sweat if it is foiled? I don't know! Keep calling in! *Note* I record these shows way in advance. It's not you downloading old stuff, its just me editing them that holds them up. The voice mails however when you call are used immediately in the next show so make total sense. Oh we now have a forum! Click here to join etc: Call my hotline: 206-203-3473 Follow my Tweets on Twitter: idiotboxradio Tune: Cannibal Corpse - Beheading and Burning from their cd "Evisceration Plague". Click the link and buy the CD. If you would like to leave me a message please call the comment line on 206-203-3473. If you are from a country other than the US, visit the site and you can make a local call and leave a message there. Please review the show if you haven't in iTunes. Just Click This Link please! Buy Stuff if You Want! MySpace Sign Up At Our Frappr! You'll love it, YOU WILL LOVE IT. Write Us. Put Your Headphones On! Cheers, Tory Click on the image to subscribe and listen to the madness! or.. XML: http://feeds.feedburner.com/IdiotBoxRadio

Review the show in iTunes... Please. In this show the following is covered: Lots of phone calls thank you! Keep them coming! Now on with the show! Your face is a dial. I'm driving to work yet again but it's still a nice day my chickens. Are you celebrating the fact that I am cold? Maybe. I love my listeners and I am not scared to tell you how to contact me :) Can people named Scotty teleport people like in Star Trek. I enjoy Dexter, it's an awesome show. Just give me two seconds dude. Two seconds! It's an eternity, not a short amount of time. Two seconds on this show will feel as though it is forever. Just give me two seconds. What I am doing will only take two seconds and although I am ready to help just give me two seconds. Gimme 60. One is the loneliest minute that you will ever feel. North and South Korea. Hi Hull and the lads. How late do you want to be? Henry! God I am mature. Listen to me for just two seconds. Are your friends late to the point that you lie about times so they are on time? Shocking but necessary. Yawn. I stutter when I swear but it made me laugh my arse off. Four hour lead time. It's our time. Keep calling in! *Note* I record these shows way in advance. It's not you downloading old stuff, its just me editing them that holds them up. The voice mails however when you call are used immediately in the next show so make total sense. Oh we now have a forum! Click here to join etc: Call my hotline: 206-203-3473 Follow my Tweets on Twitter: idiotboxradio Tune: Five Finger Death Punch - Burn It Down from their cd "War is the Answer". Click the link and buy the CD. If you would like to leave me a message please call the comment line on 206-203-3473. If you are from a country other than the US, visit the site and you can make a local call and leave a message there. Please review the show if you haven't in iTunes. Just Click This Link please! Buy Stuff if You Want! MySpace Sign Up At Our Frappr! You'll love it, YOU WILL LOVE IT. Write Us. Put Your Headphones On! Cheers, Tory Click on the image to subscribe and listen to the madness! or.. XML: http://feeds.feedburner.com/IdiotBoxRadio

Review the show in iTunes... Please. In this show the following is covered: It's that time again to rock your ears from the mean streets of Geelong. I will say my name a lot. Do you have a pet? I have fish. I think they hate me due to neglect and this is the most dangerous show in podcasting. This show is for you. Let me win the lotto! Oh yes I will sing to you about winning the lotto. 80 million. Big numbers means Toraley! Let me tell you about a five legged dog freak that a circus wanted to own. The leg doesn't do anything…. why keep it? Or if it did then why get rid of it. I hate fighters on consoles by the way but give me shooters. Get Over Here! Goro has four arms and they all worked. The freak show owner is angry about missing out on a freak dog. Puppies don't need to have a foot up the butt every time they sit down. Goro should be in a freak show if you could catch him. Welcome to the freak show of value. Keep calling in! *Note* I record these shows way in advance. It's not you downloading old stuff, its just me editing them that holds them up. The voice mails however when you call are used immediately in the next show so make total sense. Oh we now have a forum! Click here to join etc: Call my hotline: 206-203-3473 Follow my Tweets on Twitter: idiotboxradio Tune: Alestorm - Wenches and Mead (live at Wacken 2008 Bootleg) from their cd "Captain Morgan's Revenge". Click the link and buy the CD. If you would like to leave me a message please call the comment line on 206-203-3473. If you are from a country other than the US, visit the site and you can make a local call and leave a message there. Please review the show if you haven't in iTunes. Just Click This Link please! Buy Stuff if You Want! MySpace Sign Up At Our Frappr! You'll love it, YOU WILL LOVE IT. Write Us. Put Your Headphones On! Cheers, Tory Click on the image to subscribe and listen to the madness! or.. XML: http://feeds.feedburner.com/IdiotBoxRadio

Review the show in iTunes... Please. In this show the following is covered: What do you make of when someone does a fart at the same time as they cough? It's a sorry state of affairs but then the person who does it, coughs again as though they only ever coughed. But do coughs smell like farts? Cough farts hurt as they rip their way out your bum. I am just putting it out there! I know this is a quick one but be grateful you landlubbers! Your body hates you. Like an assassin. Keep calling in! *Note* I record these shows way in advance. It's not you downloading old stuff, its just me editing them that holds them up. The voice mails however when you call are used immediately in the next show so make total sense. Oh we now have a forum! Click here to join etc: Call my hotline: 206-203-3473 Follow my Tweets on Twitter: idiotboxradio If you would like to leave me a message please call the comment line on 206-203-3473. If you are from a country other than the US, visit the site and you can make a local call and leave a message there. Please review the show if you haven't in iTunes. Just Click This Link please! Buy Stuff if You Want! MySpace Sign Up At Our Frappr! You'll love it, YOU WILL LOVE IT. Write Us. Put Your Headphones On! Cheers, Tory Click on the image to subscribe and listen to the madness! or.. XML: http://feeds.feedburner.com/IdiotBoxRadio

Review the show in iTunes... Please. In this show the following is covered: Welcome to the show coming from my throat. I am the host. I am Tory. Have you heard of the British? They have scientists who cannot fix teeth or the fact that I record the show using a USB headset. We have roles. I am a salesman. Please contact the show because I love hearing from you. Swearing does make you tough. It's been proven now. Welcome to my hood as I roar my hellos. Shazam! Some say I get distracted by the pictures that I paint but I am getting to the point. Dip your arm in ice and you will see how tough I am. It was on the news and now has been proven that swearing makes you a man despite what your mothers may have told you. Swearing makes you tougher than simply yelling when you are hurting. I am simply letting you know this so that if YOUR mother tells you to stop swearing, you are now armed with the ammo to refute her once and for all. Swearing does make you tougher. Keep calling in! *Note* I record these shows way in advance. It's not you downloading old stuff, its just me editing them that holds them up. The voice mails however when you call are used immediately in the next show so make total sense. Oh we now have a forum! Click here to join etc: Call my hotline: 206-203-3473 Follow my Tweets on Twitter: idiotboxradio Tune: Arch Enemy - Beast of Man from their cd "The Root of All Evil". Click the link and buy the CD. If you would like to leave me a message please call the comment line on 206-203-3473. If you are from a country other than the US, visit the site and you can make a local call and leave a message there. Please review the show if you haven't in iTunes. Just Click This Link please! Buy Stuff if You Want! MySpace Sign Up At Our Frappr! You'll love it, YOU WILL LOVE IT. Write Us. Put Your Headphones On! Cheers, Tory Click on the image to subscribe and listen to the madness! or.. XML: http://feeds.feedburner.com/IdiotBoxRadio

Review the show in iTunes... Please. In this show the following is covered: How is y'all? I am Tory the Doyen folks. You can contact me if you want to! I am going in slow motion. This show might disturb you chickens but I have to get it off my chest. I hope your friends had fun at play. I can perform a musical about my stupid life and admit to seeing someone! Tell me about your mother Sigmund and the photos that you have taken of her and selling them for the best price for her. Was she hot? People are sick! Worst thing is that she let him! Sick sick sick. Did this kid in New Zealand pleasure himself to the pics? Sad thing is that this really happened in the news and I am not making it up. Oh my god I think I want to vomit. I am listening to the Red Shore during this show. Go Geelong metal! Children of porn stars certainly have a lot to worry about…. I'll explain. They will retch, oh yes they will retch. No carnal lust for you chillun. God my singing rules. That kid is a naughty git! Denigration! Keep calling in! *Note* I record these shows way in advance. It's not you downloading old stuff, its just me editing them that holds them up. The voice mails however when you call are used immediately in the next show so make total sense. Oh we now have a forum! Click here to join etc: Call my hotline: 206-203-3473 Follow my Tweets on Twitter: idiotboxradio Tune: Children of Bodom - Oops I Did It Again (cover) from their cd "Skeletons in the Closet". Click the link and buy the CD. If you would like to leave me a message please call the comment line on 206-203-3473. If you are from a country other than the US, visit the site and you can make a local call and leave a message there. Please review the show if you haven't in iTunes. Just Click This Link please! Buy Stuff if You Want! MySpace Sign Up At Our Frappr! You'll love it, YOU WILL LOVE IT. Write Us. Put Your Headphones On! Cheers, Tory Click on the image to subscribe and listen to the madness! or.. XML: http://feeds.feedburner.com/IdiotBoxRadio

Review the show in iTunes... Please. In this show the following is covered: Why did I call the show paradoxical? When apples roll it annoys me. I am Tory and I have spoken in class today. Hey welcome. Listening to the new Manson Album the High End of Low. I choose the music damn you unless you give me a lift in which case you can choose. OK? The Red Shore is the next CD in the car and it rules. I am like Halleys Comet sorta like a stormtrooper running through the Death Star even though he knows he will die in a Star Wars type scenario. Sniff. I still have a cold. I don't like ironing and wearing a tie. I am sick of conforming to society and my kids can start listening to my show in 12 years. What is the deal with the Land Before Time? It's lying to us all. Carnivores don't play with herbivores. I will tell you why dinosaurs became extinct now. You can only blame yourself folks for listening to the show. Not me! But yes that cartoon does my head in, those cute dinosaur cartoon is so unrealistic. One of the friends in this cartoon sort of doesn't fit in with the others. It could be the fact that he is a Tyrannosaurus Rex and the rest of them eat plants. Chompers the ultimate killing machine! Let's be friends eh? Keep calling in! *Note* I record these shows way in advance. It's not you downloading old stuff, its just me editing them that holds them up. The voice mails however when you call are used immediately in the next show so make total sense. Oh we now have a forum! Click here to join etc: Call my hotline: 206-203-3473 Follow my Tweets on Twitter: idiotboxradio Tune: Ex Deo - Invictus from their cd "Romulus". Click the link and buy the CD. If you would like to leave me a message please call the comment line on 206-203-3473. If you are from a country other than the US, visit the site and you can make a local call and leave a message there. Please review the show if you haven't in iTunes. Just Click This Link please! Buy Stuff if You Want! MySpace Sign Up At Our Frappr! You'll love it, YOU WILL LOVE IT. Write Us. Put Your Headphones On! Cheers, Tory Click on the image to subscribe and listen to the madness! or.. XML: http://feeds.feedburner.com/IdiotBoxRadio

Review the show in iTunes... Please. In this show the following is covered: Sad intro to moonwalk to, but listen anyway. Listen to me beat box boom shaka boom! I drive to work when I record but I am still pleased to have you with me for this show. Michael Jackson died yesterday which is a sad thing for the showbusiness world. He didn't sing to me but I do work with a guy called Ben. God the internet is great, during this period as well people started a rumour Jeff Goldblum was dead as well albeit in one that he was not even in. I hate sinusitis! Death Goldblum. Farrah Fawcett died also, but she really died even though Jeff did not! Humans are morbid, did you know that? Did you own a Michael Jackson CD before he died? Why do you now then? If I was dead would my show be more popular? Does it take a death for us to accept what some might term an oddball life. Contact the show 206.203.3473 and follow the bouncing ball. One minute happy, the next suicidally yawning. If I was to die right now would you review the show? Farrah didn't. Why did I think she had CDs? I think she put out maybe one song on vinyl. Keep calling in! *Note* I record these shows way in advance. It's not you downloading old stuff, its just me editing them that holds them up. The voice mails however when you call are used immediately in the next show so make total sense. Oh we now have a forum! Click here to join etc: Call my hotline: 206-203-3473 Follow my Tweets on Twitter: idiotboxradio Tune: Tomahawk - Ghost Dance from their cd "Anonymous". Click the link and buy the CD. If you would like to leave me a message please call the comment line on 206-203-3473. If you are from a country other than the US, visit the site and you can make a local call and leave a message there. Please review the show if you haven't in iTunes. Just Click This Link please! Buy Stuff if You Want! MySpace Sign Up At Our Frappr! You'll love it, YOU WILL LOVE IT. Write Us. Put Your Headphones On! Cheers, Tory Click on the image to subscribe and listen to the madness! or.. XML: http://feeds.feedburner.com/IdiotBoxRadio

Review the show in iTunes... Please. In this show the following is covered: How are you today. Date almost not known that I recorded this but it's the 23rd of June 2009. How are you I asked again. I still have a cold but I am also still handsome. Seeing Transformers 2 tonight on the day I recorded this one. Handsome is Like A Box of Chocolates that ALL Belong to ME. I am on the Highway to Hell again! This highway reminds me of the Cali highway system but in miniature! Join the fan club on Facebook and make some new friends. It's raining. Major news direct from America beats our own national news, that amazes me. A train crash in America gets hyped up to a possible act of terrorism, just leave people alone! EXTRICRATION! I don't have the answers to everything. Reporters are d!ckheads for beefing up an already sad story by throwing terror into the news when an accident happens. The war on terror will never be over as long as the media throws crap like that around. Put on your thinking caps. USE YOUR NOGGINS! Don't believe everything you are told unless it's me that is telling you! OK? Go Autobots! Come on Optimus you noble bastard! Out. E. 206.203.3473 Keep calling in! *Note* I record these shows way in advance. It's not you downloading old stuff, its just me editing them that holds them up. The voice mails however when you call are used immediately in the next show so make total sense. Oh we now have a forum! Click here to join etc: Call my hotline: 206-203-3473 Follow my Tweets on Twitter: idiotboxradio Tune: Bourbon Crow - Haulin' Ass from his cd "Long Way to the Bottom". Click the link and buy the CD. If you would like to leave me a message please call the comment line on 206-203-3473. If you are from a country other than the US, visit the site and you can make a local call and leave a message there. Please review the show if you haven't in iTunes. Just Click This Link please! Buy Stuff if You Want! MySpace Sign Up At Our Frappr! You'll love it, YOU WILL LOVE IT. Write Us. Put Your Headphones On! Cheers, Tory Click on the image to subscribe and listen to the madness! or.. XML: http://feeds.feedburner.com/IdiotBoxRadio

Review the show in iTunes... Please. In this show the following is covered: I have a cold and sound slobbery but I know you want to lick me. Mucus! Welcome to the show, as always I am Tory. Contact the show 206.203.3473 or use one of the many other ways of catching up with me. This show despite the waffle will go on as I try a new highway on my way to work. The world is in trouble folks and the news will report on it as it unfolds itself all the way to hell. I hate semi trucks and the fact they block my vision. 100 km/h WOW!. Unless they are Optimus Prime, he is my leader and I show much respect. What is the deal with a New York Times journo constantly getting held hostage in war zones? He is useless! Or maybe the Taliban need to make bigger walls in their caves. I cry BS folks as this dude has been held hostage before and that makes for good news. What makes for a good little chicken other than a hostage taking and subsequent escape. What if he was cooking up a storm to write an exclusive? Was he dressed in fluorescent pink to avoid detection? What a sap! His kids will never play hide and seek with him for fear they will see him on TV with a knife to his neck. Daddy! You are chicken and I've lost faith in you! Would my show get more popular if I podcasted whilst in captivity. Could I escape my life if I had a short wall to climb over? Hokkien noodles…. ah the noodles! Did the Taliban build a wall for him to climb over? Keep calling in! *Note* I record these shows way in advance. It's not you downloading old stuff, its just me editing them that holds them up. The voice mails however when you call are used immediately in the next show so make total sense. Oh we now have a forum! Click here to join etc: Call my hotline: 206-203-3473 Follow my Tweets on Twitter: idiotboxradio Tune: Rammstein - Sonne from their cd "Mutter". Click the link and buy the CD. If you would like to leave me a message please call the comment line on 206-203-3473. If you are from a country other than the US, visit the site and you can make a local call and leave a message there. Please review the show if you haven't in iTunes. Just Click This Link please! Buy Stuff if You Want! MySpace Sign Up At Our Frappr! You'll love it, YOU WILL LOVE IT. Write Us. Put Your Headphones On! Cheers, Tory Click on the image to subscribe and listen to the madness! or.. XML: http://feeds.feedburner.com/IdiotBoxRadio

Review the show in iTunes... Please. In this show the following is covered: It's show 300 and no one is home. Welcome and I am your host. My name is Tory. Thanks kids for the intro, I love you heaps! Thanks for the congrats Uno and Laura, I really appreciate it. I am surprised that the show has made it this far and I would never have done it without the love and support from you guys. So this one is for you for keeping me going. I really mean that one. I know that many of you will never read this but I don't care. You guys the listeners effin' rule and have been there with me for the highs and the very lows. I am grateful to have you in my life folks and I hope that the sentiment is returned. Now back to the proper stupid show notes: levels are out. Men and women have bits that fit. It works well and helps me order a coffee. Why are people who work in coffee shops drinking coffee? That doesn't make sense. I do the chickens on how to contact me. Oh no! I JUST REALISED I AM RECORDING SHOW 300!!!!! NO EXTRAVAGANZA! Do you folks like coffee? I ramble but I mean well. Duncan Hills. No one called for the show. I guess I am precious but I am the doyen. Roger Daly… does he enjoy the show? I want to talk about banks today. This sucks folks as we are in a recession but check this out. In order to avoid spiralling costs, the bank has raised rates to make it harder on working people. God it pisses me off! Times are tough, let's put up interest rates you bastards! You used to be able to make money by saving in a bank. What a crock of shi!t. Worst thing is after the Commonwealth Bank put up it's rates is that it threw a lavish party for it's employees. You might need to listen to the date I mention on this show as it is date relevant. Let people pay their mortgages. I miss smoking LOL well at least I do during this show. I am full of incensed rage and I think you can tell. Hey I already admitted I didn't realise this was a landmark show and for some reason I am sorta glad that I didn't. Thanks again for your support! 206 203 3473. Oh yeah... I think the song title is appropriate. Keep calling in! *Note* I record these shows way in advance. It's not you downloading old stuff, its just me editing them that holds them up. The voice mails however when you call are used immediately in the next show so make total sense. Oh we now have a forum! Click here to join etc: Call my hotline: 206-203-3473 Follow my Tweets on Twitter: idiotboxradio Tune: Bloodbath - Cancer of the Soul from their cd "Nightmares Made Flesh". Click the link and buy the CD. If you would like to leave me a message please call the comment line on 206-203-3473. If you are from a country other than the US, visit the site and you can make a local call and leave a message there. Please review the show if you haven't in iTunes. Just Click This Link please! Buy Stuff if You Want! MySpace Sign Up At Our Frappr! You'll love it, YOU WILL LOVE IT. Write Us. Put Your Headphones On! Cheers, Tory Click on the image to subscribe and listen to the madness! or.. XML: http://feeds.feedburner.com/IdiotBoxRadio

Review the show in iTunes... Please. In this show the following is covered: Profanity laden intro that the kids love. Intro! I'll give you an intro y'all. Welcome to the show as I sing my name. I'm still 36 and will tell you what a celebrant is. At the time of recording two days of not smoking has passed. Thanks for the support with non smoking Sharon. Still hanging for a chicken though as the side effects suck ass. It's stupid that football players fight over a leather ball. I am listening to Motley Crue now you have to listen to me sing. Here we go lol. I don't know why I make you listen I guess I am a bit sorry. I rock the show with a little microphone. Shout at the Tory. You get the idea as I make myself laugh with the wrong words. I feel pumped. Read their book the Dirt. I don't wear a jockstrap. Get in touch with the show my chickens. I am not sure that the nicotine patches work. Pre recording the show means that I am now three months ahead on my shows if you listen to what is happening in my life and if you read these notes I have still not had a smoke now for over three months. Girls Girls Girls, go Motley Crue. I know I have not put Henry in until the end but I am lazy. I love you all and I put the show on pause. Ella and Chloe get you ready for show 300. No they didn't swear. 206 203 3473. Keep calling in! *Note* I record these shows way in advance. It's not you downloading old stuff, its just me editing them that holds them up. The voice mails however when you call are used immediately in the next show so make total sense. Oh we now have a forum! Click here to join etc: Call my hotline: 206-203-3473 Follow my Tweets on Twitter: idiotboxradio Tune: Skryptcha - Runnin' Away from his cd "Left to Write". Click the link and buy the CD. If you would like to leave me a message please call the comment line on 206-203-3473. If you are from a country other than the US, visit the site and you can make a local call and leave a message there. Please review the show if you haven't in iTunes. Just Click This Link please! Buy Stuff if You Want! MySpace Sign Up At Our Frappr! You'll love it, YOU WILL LOVE IT. Write Us. Put Your Headphones On! Cheers, Tory Click on the image to subscribe and listen to the madness! or.. XML: http://feeds.feedburner.com/IdiotBoxRadio

Review the show in iTunes... Please. In this show the following is covered: Howdy folks, this show is like a dutch oven and I don't even speak it! I'm Tory and I am driving to work if I can just reverse out of my driveway. I am gonna start again as I screwed up my audio but I am going to let you hear it. I am a doyen of sound as you can tell by my sound effects. I am gonna order a big side order of you don't mean that. Get in touch with the show as there are a plethora of ways this can happen. The stupidity is strong with this one as I am trying to be circumspect about the whole thing. I live in my own special workshop. I want my car to be a transformer or at least to make the sounds. It might trick other cars. I'm on a mission to quit smoking but you can hear me light up during the show. Kudos to unborn babies who smoke Havanas and are change agents. It's cold today. I talk about how you start smoking and how stupid it is. Smoking tastes horrible when you start for the first time. Except for the headspin. But that does not last at ALL. Were you grown in a petri dish you sap? I am kicking knowledge about addiction and the chemicals in the cigarettes just like Sherlocke Holmes smokes his pipe and his very presence is a bad example to the deities of Zeus. Do you know people who are mothers? Like your mother? Do you think they are proud of the fact that you breath smoke? Just like a dragon? One day my son is going to breath a fireball. Oh Tory, I am proud of you. Mum, I blame you for my own stupidity and I also blame guys in the Navy. Parents believe you have untapped potential which you fail to live up to until you become a parent then you wait for your kids to have that potential. Did you want to be a human torch for the allies? Flame on bitches! 206 203 3473. Keep calling in! *Note* I record these shows way in advance. It's not you downloading old stuff, its just me editing them that holds them up. The voice mails however when you call are used immediately in the next show so make total sense. Oh we now have a forum! Click here to join etc: Call my hotline: 206-203-3473 Follow my Tweets on Twitter: idiotboxradio Tune: Thundamentals - Move It Up from their cd "Sleeping On Your Style". Click the link and buy the CD. If you would like to leave me a message please call the comment line on 206-203-3473. If you are from a country other than the US, visit the site and you can make a local call and leave a message there. Please review the show if you haven't in iTunes. Just Click This Link please! Buy Stuff if You Want! MySpace Sign Up At Our Frappr! You'll love it, YOU WILL LOVE IT. Write Us. Put Your Headphones On! Cheers, Tory Click on the image to subscribe and listen to the madness! or.. XML: http://feeds.feedburner.com/IdiotBoxRadio

Review the show in iTunes Please. This show the following is covered: Who am I to dictate how you listen to the dulcet one? I am a shattered mess of old. I'm Tory and I'm pleased to know that you are listening with your cerebellum. I've been doing this for over three years and you can call into the show. I might live in Australia but my answering machine is in America. I will guide you with laser beam precision. I am not gonna ostracise my homies. I have a hatchback. It's the age of communication but what happens when the machines talk back to you? Where are the inhuman tones that help me sleep. I am rather glad I missed you. Why are we calling the machine? Batman fights for Gotham except for when he's with the Justice Society then it's Global. I am in the suburb where a guy stabbed a tree. Thanks for calling even if you had hung up. Who is the machine talking to? Dead people? Succinct observations even though I realise the machine is not talking to me. I am not THAT kid from Heroes. Stupid Machine. Squeaking like a chicken. I am at a loss for words at this machine and who it is talking to. Effin machine, please talk to me or strike up a relationship. 206 203 3473. Keep calling in! *Note* I record these shows way in advance. It's not you downloading old stuff, its just me editing them that holds them up. The voice mails however when you call are used immediately in the next show so make total sense. Oh we now have a forum! Click here to join etc: Call my hotline: 206-203-3473 Tune: Illy - Full Tank from his cd "Long Story Short". Click the link and buy the CD. If you would like to leave me a message please call the comment line on 206-203-3473. If you are from a country other than the US, visit the site and you can make a local call and leave a message there. Please review the show if you haven't in iTunes. Just Click This Link please! Buy Stuff if You Want! MySpace Sign Up At Our Frappr! You'll love it, YOU WILL LOVE IT. Write Us. Put Your Headphones On! Cheers, Tory Click on the image to subscribe and listen to the madness! or.. XML: http://feeds.feedburner.com/IdiotBoxRadio

Review the show in iTunes Please. Blasting off like a shuttle it's idiotboxradio yet again for those eardrums. It's a great day for erectile dysfunction. When it comes to languages I am like a bag of skittles, all over the place. Being a celebrity is hard you know, well I hope you do as I don't. Grovedale is a sunny freezing suburb especially during the winter. Laugh at my misfortune. I am listening to Soilwork during the show. I sing too much this show really but there is no recording contract waiting for me. I tell you about the plans that I would love to have for this show. Then I sing again. Review the show in iTunes that would be lush for me thank you. If you know what is going on in your life well done! Australian cricket must be so proud of itself. Go home Drunkie! You don't have to drink to be an idiot. If I was sponsored would I spiral into a pit of bottles and cocaine. Why do rich people succumb to excess. I understand that stuff is offered to them but still...... why wreck what you have? Not claiming to fully understand all that, just putting my own spin on it as I see fit. If you want to call the comment line please call: 206 203 3473. Thank you and peace be with you. Keep calling in! *Note* I record these shows way in advance. It's not you downloading old stuff, its just me editing them that holds them up. The voice mails however when you call are used immediately in the next show so make total sense. Oh we now have a forum! Click here to join etc: Call my hotline: 206-203-3473 Tune: Children of Bodom - Are You Dead Yet? from their cd "Are You Dead Yet?". Click the link and buy the CD. If you would like to leave me a message please call the comment line on 206-203-3473. If you are from a country other than the US, visit the site and you can make a local call and leave a message there. Please review the show if you haven't in iTunes. Just Click This Link please! Buy Stuff if You Want! MySpace Sign Up At Our Frappr! You'll love it, YOU WILL LOVE IT. Write Us. Put Your Headphones On! Cheers, Tory Click on the image to subscribe and listen to the madness! or.. XML: http://feeds.feedburner.com/IdiotBoxRadio

Review the show in iTunes Please. I can't keep up the wanky voice folks :) Even though it might be pleasure for people of all ages. Call the comment line even when I screw it up. I am in a good mood and am not scared to show it even at your expense. Stupid voices. Join the fan group on facebook as I sing stupid songs. Ordering a coffee from a man. I dub him out. More singing. Steam on the machine. Look out for my hatchback. Century Media have a covers album. Dump bin goodness. Arch Enemy are on it. Metal dumpbins rule. Cherry Pie. No. Our dollar is on the comeback. Shout outs to Nick the Ginger Ninja as he travels America. Safe travels man. Have you ever protested about anything? What is the deal with the peaceful protest? The protestors always fight! Listen to my metal. Angela is hot (she's the lead singer of Arch Enemy). I will talk about anything, even poo in the past. If I had a goat I would name him Beezlebub or Mephistopheles and he would only say NO. Why do the protestors fight the cops? And block roads for that matter? It doesn't help at all anyone's sympathy toward your cause. Let's stage a non violent protest with our fists. I hate racism. And dissidents. Move along, you are blocking a road with your protest, you effing idiot. Please don't hit me white man. Australia is multi cultural and it's great to have your own identity. Think before you do stupid stuff that might hurt another person. The cops are just doing their job removing you off the road. Rubbish is a war against dolphins when you flush it down the sewer. I am answerable to NO ONE with the knowledge I throw out there. 206 203 3473. Keep calling in! *Note* I record these shows way in advance. It's not you downloading old stuff, its just me editing them that holds them up. The voice mails however when you call are used immediately in the next show so make total sense. Oh we now have a forum! Click here to join etc: Call my hotline: 206-203-3473 Tune: Behemoth - Be Without Fear from their cd "Apostasy". Click the link and buy the CD. If you would like to leave me a message please call the comment line on 206-203-3473. If you are from a country other than the US, visit the site and you can make a local call and leave a message there. Please review the show if you haven't in iTunes. Just Click This Link please! Buy Stuff if You Want! MySpace Sign Up At Our Frappr! You'll love it, YOU WILL LOVE IT. Write Us. Put Your Headphones On! Cheers, Tory Click on the image to subscribe and listen to the madness! or.. XML: http://feeds.feedburner.com/IdiotBoxRadio

Review the show in iTunes Please. I called an old man a penis. I didn't mean it! A feeling of panic powers this show as I think I am gonna run out of petrol on the drive to work. I swear because I am 36. I finally saw Cradle of Filth and it ruled! Why can't coffee vans drive next to me to give me coffee when I want it? Thanks Jaimie for putting eyeliner on me :) No one stabbed me at the concert either. Everyone seemed well behaved. Why couldn't there be a dinosaur in Loch Ness. I am panicking about the petrol I am so sorry car :) Get me to where I need to go please oh white hatchback. OK I will feed you you little bastard. You don't want me to die during the show do you? Death Rattle. Am I one of Lower Manhattans elite or just a gossip girl? Economic downturn and I lose 2 friends even though it happened a long time ago now. Weird feeling knowing that some of my friends won't be at work when I get there. It seems I have a short attention span. I get distracted throwing horns. Hi there new facebook friends. Let's go buy booze old people to drink away the fact we are old Mabel! I wanna be adored like the baby Jesus! Wiffle Waffle! Toodles. 206 203 3473. Keep calling in! *Note* I record these shows way in advance. It's not you downloading old stuff, its just me editing them that holds them up. The voice mails however when you call are used immediately in the next show so make total sense. Oh we now have a forum! Click here to join etc: Call my hotline: 206-203-3473 Tune: Deathstars - Semi Automatic from their cd "Synthetic Generation". Click the link and buy the CD. If you would like to leave me a message please call the comment line on 206-203-3473. If you are from a country other than the US, visit the site and you can make a local call and leave a message there. Please review the show if you haven't in iTunes. Just Click This Link please! Buy Stuff if You Want! MySpace Sign Up At Our Frappr! You'll love it, YOU WILL LOVE IT. Write Us. Put Your Headphones On! Cheers, Tory Click on the image to subscribe and listen to the madness! or.. XML: http://feeds.feedburner.com/IdiotBoxRadio