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Originally cleaned up at SomaCow.com Hi all, it s Jen. I just wanted to take this opportunity to thank all of you who supported our Cure fo no wait, I promised I d drop the topic until Friday s live show. So episode 368! So in the next couple weeks, one of my jobs is on vacation so I find myself with some extra time possibly. In my head, I already have a list of things around the house I want to do to catch up on things. Get the rooms cleaned up and organized, start cleaning out The Martini Room to make the move to Studio G easier, go swimming but I have to admit it helps when I have someone else here with me (mom!) to get me all pumped. Otherwise the swimming wins out. After I had Rowan, I found myself looking for non-court room drama television. I searched around the home improvement channels and stumbled about and saw my girl, Niecy Nash from Reno 911 with a big flower in her hair. I thought maybe they were doing something to her home but lo and behold she was the host of a show! Clean House is all about getting stuff out of a couple rooms, selling it, and then using that money to renovate. I loved it and watched it every day. I have to admit, I was a little surprised when I heard the guys talking about it in this episode. Who knew they watched such girly shows! Oh, wait OK, so I wasn t that surprised. They also talked about neighbor s garage sales. Do you go buy your neighbor s stuff? We had neighbors that, no joke, had a garage sale every weekend for at least 2 months. I finally went over and bought a stop light for Geoff and a DVD for me. Thought it was the neighborly thing to do. But, having hosted a few garage sales myself, sometimes you put crap out there and I d hate to see my friends buy crap. Then the guys went onto a little more manly topic, comics. Oh wait, this is not those kind of comics like Gary and Felix talk about on their shows. This is more like the strips in the paper. Eh, still manlier. Have you seen the Garfield minus Garfield comics on the interwebs? Check it out if not, they are pretty damn funny Crap, found myself looking at them! Back to the task at hand. So speaking of comics, Geoff and Mickey are pretty big Calvin ve been around for a while, but where did they start and why do people still have them? When did Calvin go around pissing on things? Moving into a more manly topic, mainly the Maawwoooawwn segment (oh, I see what they re doing here, start off fem and move on up), Geoff shook hands with a black man and together they helped a woman in distress. I sat in the car and ate my Steak n Shake. I m going to have to go back and listen to the episode myself as I don t recall what the other guy/man/dudes did this week. Check it out! And while I m at it, join me live tonight for ComaSow! (assuming you are reading this on the day it is posted). Hey, it s a perk of writing the blog, right?

Originally caterwauled at SomaCow.com So it s no secret by now, but if you missed the video of our own Mickey and Ross invading PTG s karaoke night with their rendition of Total Eclipse of the Heart, then hie you hence hereabouts and watch it up, won t you? I am home with a sick little one tonight, the miasma of baby toss and baby wind surrounds me. I decided to catch up on some TV, but after watching Colony, all I have left is More to Love. Nasty, nasty, nasty. In this hour, we discussed Beards, Waitress Flirting, Karaoke Rules, and Scams. I saw on the news that teens do not use twitter anymore, nor facebook, nor myspace. My only question is, Where did they all go? So we can find out and go make that place lame, too. I am supposed to be at a Tea Tasting Party right now. I sure hope I can make the next one. I was hoping I could use it for my man segment this week on the show. There is nothing more manly than a two cubed Ploughman s with an assortment of fragrant and fragile scones with clotted cream. This blog is somewhat disjointed, because I keep looking up at More to Love. They are ALWAYS EATING. The guy is such a douchrhetoric spewing machine. I still have not shaved. Need to before tomorrow, cause we is gonna be on TeeVee! YEE H A W ! We had peaches this week from EricathePimp. They were pretty damned tasty. You know how you have all these bones in your foot, called metatarsels and tarsels and tartar sauce and what not? In my big left toe, after the second to last joint, I have no bone. Just powder. I crushed it walking my Siberian Husky, Isis. Lifted my leg to step over a concrete tire-stop in a parking lot whilst barefoot. BLAMMO. The podiatrist said, That s the weirdest thing. You have no bone. I have mad bone. I really hope Mister32 did his manchallenge this week. Now these fat women are saying He is my soulmate! The guy is a fat REAL ESTATE DEVELOPER. No developer has a soul. Silly fat women. Gotta go, baby is making Linda Blair noises again. All my love! Oh, and it means Turn Around, Bright Eyes . It s episode 360, duh!

Originally donned at SomaCow.com In this hour, we discuss my supposed resemblance to a certain filmmaker who shall remain chinless, and we went for a prolonged Man Segment. That sounds far worse than it was. So, yeah, I need to take a moment to thank some people who have been instrumental in our upcoming Cure for the Run. Thanks to all these folks, who you should get acquainted with, quicklike! http://www.twitter.com/SignOSaurus - for helping us get a great banner! http://www.wallstplaza.net - for giving us the awesome venue http://www.rockforhunger.org - for doing great things in our community, and their blog ItsJustJoe - for all the help, suggestions, and fun surprises to come IamZ - for the longest distance donation, so far SoundGuy - for the advice, music assistance, and the first donation back when this was still just an idea Woozxyl - for her generous donation and generous all around being http://www.peglegpug.com - for being awesome, and noting us on her blog http://montinesilva.blogspot.com/ - equally as awesome, and a nice blog post about us Prime Time Geek - for supporting us on the show and site Just Push Play - for giving us the opportunity to get super heroes and furries at the event ComaSow - for promoting and putting off their show postings to work on the Run ComaSowJen - for putting the hours in organizing this motley crew The Dorknation - for mentioning us on the air The Experience - for the banner on the site and mentions on air Winter Park Photography - for offering their services http://www.twitter.com/tomsorrells - for being an inspiration Greg Rollett - for working so hard with us on this project! twitter.com/markkrupinski - for the link and event on his blog Jeff Howell - He is a Big Red Dog and he s our first local celebrity guest Drew Garabo - They have mentioned us on air and Drew, barring The Magic, will also be out supporting the run

Originally charitized at SomaCow.com In this, their first hour, the guys talked about tweetups, charities, and many fat subjects! On Thursday night, we went to a tweetup hosted by Orlando Sentinel s Etan. The first two of these events had large numbers of folks. This one didn t have as many but the weather was easily to blame. I m not sure about others but it was my favorite one yet! There were still at least 50 people there, but it wasn t so huge that you felt overwhelmed. At previous tweetups the groups were sometimes so large that you could find us sitting off to the side with our known friends, chatting it up. This time, while we did still take up a good 3-4 tables with our friends, we also easily mixed in with others and chatted it up. Geoff got a few pony drinks with some friends he hadn t seen in a while (as you can see in Thursday night s blog), and we got the word out on the Cure for the Run. Speaking of tweetups, Felix of Prime Time Geek had a karaoke tweetup Friday night after the SomaCow live show. We had big burgers, beers, and some singing. Jamie from The Experience said that neither Felix nor the guys of SC could beat Nos in a karaoke sing-off but I think she might be eating her words. You can see Nos here and Ross and Mickey here. We came up with the name of our charity even fairly easily, easy considering the wit of these SomaCow guys, but some charities have some unfortunate names for their events. Or maybe it was planned that way? And to prove that Geoff and I are watching less TV, they talk about the new reality Bachelor who loves fat women show we started watching. This led into discussion of fat shows, fat fighters, and let s be nice to fat chicks week. Um, guys? Shouldn t you be nice to us every week? Just saying I can t believe it s only a few weeks until the Cure for the Run! If you can swing by our facebook page and RSVP, it s an easy way for us to get a good idea of how many are coming. If not, shoot us an email from the website or let us know on the forum. We want to make sure we have ourselves covered!

Originally posted at SomaCow.com In this episode, we discussed The Magic being drubbed, Ross s bet with Felix of Prime Time Geek, the Holocaust Museum attack, and much, much more. I want to take a moment here to address a topic that irritates me. So I will. White Supremacy. My whole life, I have been bumping into people that carry an extra wide chip on their shoulder regarding White People , and their supposed right to rule based on genetic superiority. I ve dealt with fat, dough-soft skinheads in school, lazily tossing up their hand and wearing shiny boots while misspelling German slogans against other races. I ve dealt with chinless, bird-eyed sunken-chested rednecks with bad mustaches, cavorting in sheets at night while their enormowives poison the children with McDonald s and misinformation home school. I ve dealt with smug, bloodshot-eyed coffee stained infarction-awaiting beefobosses, feet crisscrossed on their desk, chewing a cigar like it was a Mannschaft, deriding minorities for their sloven laziness. All these failtypes, hating, pushing down, fearing, cursing, attacking, loathing, and besmearing other races, based on the fact that white is RIGHT, and anything that isn t should be shunned, removed, enslaved, deported, disenfranchised, dissolved, or even killed. I have sad news for these folk. White people are genetically weak. The genes that you relish, blond hair, blue eyes, fair skin? They are all recessive, and nature works hard each day to weed you out. If not for social intervention, the gross (and I mean gross) majority of white people would be gone already. And there is nothing you can do about it. You will be a cute rarity one day, like an albino. If you really take pride in your race, a thing over which you had no control in developing, you have very little to take pride in. If you cannot make money, or get out of jail, or find a person to love you, or provide for your family, or develop industry and commerce in your shitty little towns, or please the opposite sex in bed Well, at least you have skin, right? WTG, skin-haver. I was reading something a few years back about the methods of dehumanizing employed by the nazis. There were steps that were necessary, to get a people to go from overcharging them at the store to burning their corpses in broad daylight after stealing their teeth . The first step in that list was mockery, ridicule, or jokes concerning their nature . I like a good joke, in any form. Durkha Durkha, woo woo, heyba, mang. But sometimes it keeps me up at night, thinking about what road I am driving down when I mock people for their skin, instead of something laughable, like their religion. Hate the Hater.

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Dr. Phil, Stuart Smalley, and any other blowhard that can heal the rift. In this hour we discussed: Mickey at the Wolverine Premiere - Thanks again to Bad Apple Comics and Felix of PrimeTimeGeek.com - Mickey says he had a great time, but didn t want to drown us in spoilers til you people had a chance to see it for yourselves. You can always swing by our forums and ask him how it went. Some Uncomfortablemess. In our Manly Segment, I got onto the subject of how I am a dick, and J and Mickey were wise enough to just let my demands fall on deaf ears. Ross took it upon himself to defend the honor of Station Manager Jen, and her scullery duties, which lead to a less than positive discussion. It s inspired me to come up with a list of ten okay FIVE things I can do to make my wife s life easier on her: 1. Buy a new coffeemaker - Our Tassimo is kaput, and now the Cuisinart has started randomly ejecting hot grounds and barely brewed coffee onto the kitchen floor. If she has a new machine, she will attack the idea of making me a fresh cup of java with gusto aplenty! 2. Get a pillow for the bedside - Sometimes putting on my shoes requires leverage, and she really has to dig in her knees in order to get Mr. New Balance over the Giant Fat Foot of Geoff. 3. Shave the dogs - If the dogs wouldn t shed, my wife would not have to spend 13 hours a day seeking and scooping Siberian Husky Tumbleweeds, Australian Shepherd Snags, and Shiba Inu Puffs. 4. Change the baby, at LEAST once a week. It s a wonderful bonding time, and odds are 13 to 1 that it ll just be a pee pee, anyway! 5. Stop siding with Ross, since Jen hates it when I do that.

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by PrimetimeGeek.com - Felix is purported to have sped across the convention center, nabbing interviews and swag aplenty of the recent Orlando FX con, so, all you connie types, Con Up. In this hour, we celebrated two years of phenomenal, swollen, and delicious podcasting. I did not know back then what the show would evolve into, but I like where it is going. One of our listeners has recently decided to go back and listen to the first 100 episodes of the show, and upon taking an earful of that Holy Johnnycakes, man. There is a significant difference from what we did in 2007 versus what we do now. In the past, I would rant and rave about THE THOUSAND INJURIES suffered at the hands of society I had borne, Mickey would tell long-winded stories about Steel, the Navy, Georgia, moving from Georgia to escape Steel and join the Navy, hating and loving the Navy while serving on a Steel boat and glad to be rid of Georgia, and Boobs. J would sit in silence, watching our furious back and forth and occasionally coughing between News Bombs. Now, the show is a snap whiz sheboingo of  me ranting and raving about perceived injustices great and small, Mickey telling long winded stories about Alloys, Georgia, and his service in The Military. J now has a cough button, and he talks over us more. Oh, and we added Ross, a polarizing producer and twitterer extraordinaire that does a fine job of whatever it is that he does here, because it sure as hell isn t making a decent cup of coffee. I am really not kidding. Everyone remembers the incident , when he salted my drink seconds before a show, then played innocent, stating that he thought a giant container brimming with white crystals beside the coffee maker would contain only sweet minerals. This time, he tokes his way into my kitchen, Bob Marley music humming in his head, and ladles spoiled cream (like, spoiled in March, and this is April) into my java. The dude is trying to kill me. I thought it was his way of trying to get me to get my own coffee , but, the weird thing is that he ALWAYS offers to get it for me. Lord knows how much Rosspittle is floating in my stomach by now. Freak. So, yes, we ve morphed, changed, and continue to become whatever it is we are. I lose weight, Mickey starts drinking again, J is a rock, never changing, always late, and Ross is coming into his own as content contributor and host-poisoner. It s fun, this show! Our new Studio G continues to be constructed, with the electrician scheduled for this week, hopefully to be wrapped up before Friday. Hope you have enjoyed the last two years. Without one missed show, always fresh content, three days a week, 52 weeks a year, even on Holidays. Did you use Napster? You pirate, you, Arrrr. If you haven t already, check out this. SomaCow, we may be funny or sad, we may be interesting or dull But we are, at all times, consistent. And persistent. And perspiring. Seriously. That studio is an OVEN.

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Yummy Coffee. Good friend of the show Chris sent us a taster pack of some Boresha Coffee, and Mickey and I downed a solid 16 oz.er before we took to the airwaves. It was energizing, and made our brains go into overdrive. Nice, smoky finish, and an excellent full bloom flavor. Get some. GET SOME. In this hour, we discussed soul food, comedic financial news networks, and my hatred of Fraggles, HR Puff and Stuff, Bike Week, Bewbs, and more. I am a hateful, awful man. I really wasn t kidding about MamaNems, located off of Sunny SR 435 Kirkman Road just south of Darkest Old Winter Garbage. We will invite all our local listeners to invade, engage, engorge, and generally have a good time soon, so keep your ears open. I still say Ross was apparently lying about the Git Er Diner. Weirdo. I am looking forward to maowing down on some Chicken: Fried. Mickey goes off on Larry the Cable Guy, Jeff Foxworthy, Dane Cook, and that s a-pretty nice! His Life Coaching in this hour discussing leaving your comfort zone, which I am incapable of doing most days. I try, but I go back to favorites, over and over again. Take this week - I am celebrating the stink of the Irish in the only way an Atkinser can, by downloading and shoveling in TONS of cabbage. I am not kidding, people. After ten years of not even looking crosseyed at the cabbage, I have eaten 4 heads in four days. I cannot stop! After listening to me rant and rave about Muppets and Bikers and Breasts and on and on and on Feel free to tell me how wrong I am. Lord knows J and Mickey have. Happy St. Patrick s Day to all our listeners! May each of you find a cute redhead brandishing beers wearing stockings in your beds, and may you be in the bathroom half a second before your Willy sings his song. What the hell does that even mean? Coming soon - The Listener Leaderboard! And don t forget to double-download this episode, and send pictures of your elbows to Mickey, and tell people about the show, and wash behind your ears, and buy books at http://www.spinwardfringe.com, and listen to PrimeTimeGeek and wear clean overshoes, and buy Peruvian, and jesus this coffee is good!

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by Tylenol in all its forms. In this, our middle hour, we discussed the germs that Mickey brought into the studio. Now we can t blame him for sure on our current situation (read 3 people hopped up on Tylenol and Nyquil alternating between hot and cold). I mean Brian from JPP came in sick, The Sports Buzz s Ryan had a sniffle Felix might have had a virus Speaking of viri, we seem to have had one infect the studio. How do we find out where it came from? Luckily it was easy to get rid of but what a pain, still! So here we sit, snot rags all around, blankets covering our naked bodies because it will just get hot again soon, but hey, we aren t eating so 1000 pound challenge here we come! In fact I m starting to get a little hungry but the only thing in our fridge is the Velvet Duck we  had the other night. Holy crap! Maybe we have Avian Bird Flu from the Velvet Duck! (That s Geoff current theory at least-yeah, feverish) You all stay healthy so you can join us for ComaSow live Wednesday! (hey, it was the only show that didn t get a plug yet) Related articles by Zemanta CFIA confirms avian flu outbreak on B.C. farm Euthanization of 60,000 turkeys could begin Monday

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by SomaCow.net. Normally I would take this time to tell you about the topics the guys talked about but they are sort of varied this episode, everything from food (congratulations to our listeners who are actually losing weight in the 1000 pound challenge and not trying to sabotage it, J ), Mickey cluing us in to the Sunrise Diner, and planets. But I know you ll listen no matter what I write here, and we thank you for that. Now if you can do us a favor and check out the other shows on the network! We love seeing members of The Heard (join our facebook group if you haven t already) in each of the other shows each week and want even more! Of course you know you can find these all live at ustream.tv each week! Starting on Fridays with the flagship show, SomaCow is live every Friday from 7-10 PM Eastern. On Saturdays from 8-10 PM Eastern, is one of our 2 newest shows, Prime Time Geek with Felix. He covers a variety of geeky topics from comics to sci-fi to technology. Sundays, from 6-8 PM Eastern, is our sports show, The Sports Buzz. Join Ryan and Todd for coverage and opinions on all things sporty. And check their site for their special time for the big game . Mondays from 8-10 PM Eastern is one of our older shows, Just Push Play, where Gary and the gang talk about all things north of center of pop culture. And finally, Wednesdays, from 8-8:30 PM Eastern, is ComaSow with Geoff and Jen (that s me) doing our fun banter while playing and reviewing music that comes into the SCMN studios. Let us know which shows you listen to and recommend for others! Also, is there a show you d like to hear? A suggestion for a type of show? Let us know!

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by one of Felix s irate students (I think). That s probably not true, but what the hell, there it is. We round out our third and final hour with Felix of Prime Time Geek with a bit of J. A whole lot of J. In fact, if you like J, this might be the hour for you to listen to, because Mickey and I don t talk over him for whole seconds at a time! J reveals the secret of the gift I purchased him, and just what that Chinese character meant. Those of you who guessed Portly, but Firm , and Hair of Elvis, Voice of Fish will simply have to tune in and see who won. J regales us with tattoo talk, and I throw to my audience wide and at large: Have you any inks? Can we see them? I do not have a tattoo, and neither, weirdly, does anyone on the show that we know of. I never got around to stripping Ross and checking. I bet there is a bar code, or a heart, somewhere on his nethers. I, and you, are all gayer for having read that. I stopped in at a local barbecue chain, namely Bubbalou s, and we discussed that for quite some time. I really do recommend the mustard sauce. It is so good, and goes with anything from Fries to Slaw. Mmm Slaw. We discussed Girls Night Out (The concept, not the podcast), and determined that I am a psycho control freak, Mickey is vaguely aware of TCTHWODAMOAWK (The Chick That He Was Dating And May Once Again, Who Knows), Ross s wife enjoys Hot Hymnal Action, and J is, apparently, rolling in bitches from Lake Jessup to the 408. Weekly Constitutional was on Life of Pi . I am pretty sure I reviewed it once before, but still, go buy it, read it, and enjoy it. Best damn thing to come from an Indian since Buffalo Ribs. Mmm. Also - If you are the sort of person who enjoys the Rocky Horror Picture Show, there is a local meet and greet doing a viewing here in Orlando. Members of SomaCow will not be present, as they have all slept with women and like to shower, but I hear it is a good time for those of you that throw toast and rub elbows and all that jazz.

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by Geoff s desk calendar which is pwning him! In this hour, the guys talked about living on a farm, education, and existentialism? Oh, only briefly Felix from Prime Time Geek stuck around this hour to chat more with the SC boys. Geoff started out the hour talking about the origin of kick this pig and his life growing up on a farm. At this time, all of the live viewers in Ustream could see Felix anxiously looking for the quickest exit out of The Martini Room! Mickey shared his life coaching views on getting and using a desk calendar (and not letting it use you ahem) Felix then noticed that Geoff had a copy of Albert Camus The Stranger in the studio. Geoff blamed it on me and the fact that it s a Cure song. Of course it is much more than that Yes, Killing An Arab (The Cure) was based on this book but it s also a great book on its own! Felix agreed. Just trying to open some minds, that s all. Fashion was on their minds, too, it seems. Ross thought it was appropriate to wear pajama bottoms to the show. Now I can t blame him, I d say 90% of the time that the show is going on, I m in pajama bottoms but this sparked a discussion about dress code for SomaCow (at least for the guys). Geoff killed the topic by mentioning the holocaust. And in the rest of strange news from this episode, my husband, Geoff, the sports hater (as opposed to me, the wife who loves most sports), exclaimed, The Gators may well be the second coming of Jesus . God I love that man.

Episode opens with a dedication to one of our listeners. Dominic, aka Beaufort Boy, lost his father this week after a three year battle against cancer. We send our sympathies and empathies to his family, and hope you will wish well upon them. Beaufort Boy is a hell of a guy, and can often be found taking part during our live broadcast each week. All our best, Nic. The song Mickey played during the intro is Flogging Molly - The Likes of You Again. Tears me up, everytime. SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by PrimeTime Geek, live in the Ustream channel Saturdays from 8-10pm Eastern. In this hour, we welcomed the new hotness on our network, namely Felix himself. He sits in with us all this week, and provides us with insight on all things Geek. We delve quite a bit into comics in this hour, as well as typical SomaCow fare. Tune in, enjoy his company, and swing by PrimeTime Geek and let him know how he did. I don t normally throw out links to other sites, willy nilly, but I saw THIS, and thought of you. Have a great Monday! We ll see you back here soon!

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by SomaCow.net When reviewing the notes from this episode, I was greeted with the following notes: Mickey wants to bang Oprah, Geoff s sack and the shaving thereof, Jen calls again Wow, I don t know that there is that much more I can say about those that listening yourself won t take care of! There are a few things I feel I must tell you, though. First, we are taking nominations for Listener of the Year-2008. You can nominate someone (or yourself) here on our forums! Also, Geoff reviewed a fantastic book that he recommends to all-no matter what your beliefs. Even though it was written a few years ago and he s read it a few times, it still gets him riled up over what is going on out there. And to update you on the SomaCow Media doings of 2009 SomaCow is still going strong on Friday nights (live) for 3 hours (7-10 Eastern)! Join us! Saturdays now showcase Prime Time Geek (PTG) live from 8-10 Eastern. Their first show with SCM was last week and Felix had a great reception. Join us again this week! On Sundays, The Sports Buzz still continues to discuss the hot sports topics of the day. This week join Ryan and special guest Luke sitting in for Todd, from 6-8 Eastern. Just Push Play continues to entertain with Brian (titsMagee), CR, and Nova on their new night of Mondays from 8-10 PM Eastern. And expecting to start this week, Wednesday?, is the return of ComaSow with Geoff and Jen! We ll be reviewing new bands sent in to us as well as show you all a little glimpse into our crazy life. Check out the site for details on time! Thank you all for an unbelievable 2008! We are looking forward to an even better 2009. Jen

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow! T was the night before Christmas, and the whole damned show Was feeling a bit hostile. Why? I dunno. It could be the fact that J and Ross just cannot, Show up in our studio on time, and un-pot. Ted. Perhaps the malaise comes from Mickey or I s Inability to stop with We quit Smoking! lies. Or it could be that two years ago, when started this crap, We figured we d be set: in luxury s lap. The anger has flown, from one show to the next, To the point where JPP and TSB only send texts. The equipment is breaking, and a mountain of trash, Has stacked in the studio; Wait, is that hash? It s been a tough year for SomaCow Media, Inc. We ve seen a few shows flounder, falter, and then sink. Lord knows we ll miss the sounds of Syndown Gay German Ass Poundery, With Super Synth Sound. And who could forget our Dear Lunar Room? I can t understand why that show was doomed. It consisted of great talk, and music, and whorin I really miss the gay, and Eric, and Lauren I never got over the shock to my system When one Friday Night, The Aftermath went missin It wasn t that they quit, or were fired, per se. They just ceased arriving mysteriouslay eh? Another great loss, and a bitter end, tis true, Our Sister Show Say Anything, Voice of the Shrew Came when Jen, Debe, Diana, and that puppet broad Kari Collectively went all Aunt Flo (t was scary) Year s been a real bitch, you betcha, yeppers We ve lost more members than a whole camp of lepers Very little remains of the banner we raised The cow is near tippin , her eyes are a-glazed But what of the past? I ve never been one To sit and pine over what s over and done. To 2009, and what will cure our sinking ship! It better be good, and I hope it comes quick. First off, We ve brought on board a fiery new host, Take a moment with us and give him a toast! Prime Time Geek is the name you ll need in your browser The man has chops, mad knowledge, huge Bowsers. And with a bit of SomaCow polish, grace, grease and spit We re grabbing one show back from the podcasting pit Refire the barbie, and fill his mouth with some corn We re bringing Piggy back, ComaSow is reborn. Now, Geoff, you might say, as you listen these words I think you might have swapped brains with a bird Whyever, dear man, would you keep up this charade? I mean, seriously When is the last time ANYONE was paid? I could tell you some shit, about how we do it for more Than any of your precious shiny dollars afford. How we re fighting big media, giving ideas a voice How we re providing an independent and damned fine new choice. But the reality is, as I stand with you here I am not sure if all of us will be back next year. Some may go on, to pastures much greener. Some may get thrown out, if they don t learn to operate the fucking board. I am looking directly at you, Brian, you piece of utter shit. Do your fucking job, stop eating on my fucking board, quit breaking shit, and stop yelling into the fucking mic. You worthless, smarmy bastard. I wish your dad had shot you into the carpet. Anywhere, where was I? Oh yes, Merry Christmas. How in the hell could I ever have missed this? What I want to be clear, why we do what we do - We do what we do here for well you. It sure ain t the pay, SomaCow bleeds red out her ears Wonder if we can claim listeners as dependents this year? But there is something I earn, each time I crack the mic The ever growing response, what you hate, what you like. I hear from a bonzer guy, in Australia, no doubt - And he thinks it s wicked, what we re putting out. I hear from a sweet lady, avoiding retirement And she s knitting my baby new attirements We receive your emails, your phone calls, your letters We sit in stark awe at the discussion, unfettered. You suck, and we love it. You re right on point Hey Ross, it s your mother, can I get a joint? Maybe this year, we ll land a few paying spots to air, Lord knows, the economy is robust and prepared! But as long as there s will, and scratchies, and brew And listeners like Chrispy, and Iceman, and you I can promise you that, come success or obscurity We ll continue, we ll develop, we ll work, and we ll see. Perhaps one day, instead of scrabbling uphills We might break even after paying our bills. Until that day comes, just know we are pumped. To have you download us, and in ear be dumped. From unsnowing Florida, we say with eyes mistenin Merry Christmas, The Heard, and thank you for listenin! Oh, and also. Bowlful of Jelly. Just sayin .

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Prime Time Geek, coming soon to SomaCow Media, Inc! We welcome them him to our network. In this hour we talked about returning items, gas prices, and Christmas presents. Geoff took back a monitor that suddenly just quit on us. Epic fail. What was great about this monitor was the instructions telling you to push the power button on but there was no power button! I swear! I think Geoff didn t believe me at first and he and his whole workplace was having a big ole laugh-at-Jen party but I was happy to watch him come home and say hmmm, there s no power button . Yeah, I was right but I didn t rub it in. So he took it back to Target where we purchased it a few weeks back, sans receipt. Target used to be the best place to return things but I guess people took advantage of that and now they are the worst! The guys also splattered in some talk on pick up lines, twitter and the sudden media frenzy that has come with it, and good ole Spuds Mackenzie. Remember him? Yeah, you re old. Don t forget, when gas prices are under 1.00/gallon, that you heard it hear first! Don t worry, you won t forget, Mickey won t let you. And Christmas presents. Do you buy them for everyone? How long is your list? Have you ever had the let s make something creative (and cheap) year? It s the thought that counts, right?