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6,274,925 Views - Six Feet Under Explodes as One of the biggest Internet Songs By the Web's Biggest Internet Band Greenhouse Effect. Youtube/ GoogleVideoCom Video footage. Guitarist Phil Keegan wrote this surprisingly big song in 1989 as his move to assert himself and his ideas up against the constant Lead Vocal Plans Of Drummer at the time Clark Hagins. "The thing about 6 feet ,..its just exploded,..its one of our biggest and best and I cannot deny it,...the lyrics are great,...some say that the singing is not so great but I gotta hand it to him ,...the good doctor delivered the right prescription here...and I think the vocals are just right for the track !!" says Hagins. Haggins ofcourse is referring to Keegan who is known in musical circles simply as Dr. Phil - maybe a comic dig at his reducing hair over the years. "Without Six Feet and Brandy, ...I don't know where G.e. would be in history" says Haggins "But with them,...we become the web's most formidable band,...we prove we got the best songwriting and production in alternative music that there is ,..but that we can also sound like Clapton or Stevie Ray Vaughn ,..if we have to (Laughs)" SIX FEET UNDER is a marvel of Rock's most simplistic production styles yet this bluesy little 'tell all' song with the mighty angry terse lyrics that attack the recording industry with such accurate venom can be cringe-worthy and mega-thought provoking all at once ,...but always entertaining. "The fact that Phil Keegan sings one of the biggest songs on the internet that there has ever been is just plain funny to me" says Hagins "And it is so ironic how big this thing has gotten because when i first heard it - and those scary lyrics - I was shocked to my toes,...yet my foot tapped along,...and I wanted - and needed - to hear MORE !!,....Its a shame now looking back,..that Keegan never got a chance to further develope those vocals but he always said that he was a guitarist first - and he is,...he's the best and most important guitarist in cyberspace,..maybe one of blues and alternative rock's most important guitarists of all time ,..me and him,..we worked at Engima Records in 1989 as interns,...and I remember that there was a whole room of us,...me and a buncha other 22 and 23 year old 'dreamers',..we wanted record deals ,..but they had us on the phones,..and in the mailroom,,like promoting metal and bands like Posion - I thought that was cheap - ,..they would have us like telling lies over the phone to radios and various media ,..telling people that Poison were selling big records when they really weren't,....pretending that we were fans and requesting radio airplay,..I thought it was too fake of an industry and I left,....I think flipper stayed for a few extra months,..he was trying to secure a record deal for G.e. - but even he was inspired to write this song SIX FEET UNDER from working as an intern at Enigma." 'Six Feet Under" was a vehicle that G.e. often performed Live in their hey day of the Late 1980's with Hagins handling the Lead vocal chores....."I had to Learn all those lyrics and sing them at gigs,..and I remember I began to "believe them" The millions of plays that the song achieves is a source of confusion and chagrine for Hagins as much of G.e's other material is bypassed as fans often just listen to two or three of G.e's many many songs "Yeah,....Do I think the song is worth it,..am I more than a little bit stunned at Six Feet - you bet I am " says Hagins "But I will take it,...G.e. gets alot of traffic ,..we are one of the biggest things video wise in the world that there has ever been ,...Six Feet only adds to the over-all glory that is the Greatness of G.e. - hey,..I love the song and I always did,..way back in it's day ,...I feel very quite proud that I actually 'promoted' this track a such a strong vehicle for G.e. - hey i ain't kiddin' you ,..now today, WE NEED THIS SONG - CAUSE ITS ONE OF OUR BEST !!,...IT takes the edge off - most certainly" SIX FEET UNDER has also been the gift that keeps on giving for the notoriety that is the greatness that is Keegan's guitar and the 'early days phase' that was the first incarnation of G.e. "Alot of people say that we sucked as a band without Keegan,...When Keegan left, we had to learn about being a band all over again,..and it was quite difficult,..but we managed,..we became great again,...I won't back down or back off on the second wave of G.e. because I know in my heart that 'Star' and "Brandy" are great tracks,..the rock opera is great,..but for a time with keegan,..we really were a magical band,..we were the pinnacle magic trio - the ultimate rock three piece, Carmody knows it and so too do I " Bassist Rick Carmody splintered away to join the South bay Redondo's One Handed Readers punk rock band as Hagins and the G.e. project drifted away into the rock wilderness, unable to ever achieve a pro recording contract. Hagins began to actually contact KEEGAN about 1995 and 96' to no avail. "I discovered that he had relocated to the Bay area in Northern California" says Clark Hagins "I really wanted to play live music again and I formed a band with my brother Paul - the guy from the Jades - about 1998 ,..and Meatwagon bassist Mike Rimmey,....but believe it or not - they threw me out of the band (Laughs) ,...now try to imagine that,..they kicked out the guy who wrote Brandy ??? (Laughs)........Brandy has made G.e. international internet superstars what with it's emo trappings but it is SIX FEET UNDER ,..and the early days phase of G.e. that will always get the band respect,........... "We were the greatest band ever - WE 'ARE' THE GREATEST BAND EVER,...people watch us and people download us more than any other band,..we are monsters of the web,..we are entertainors forever,....thats all that counts,..We make people watch and we always look like we're having a great time and rocking out,....we bring a smile" says Haggins SuperNetCelebrities.Com

2,395,741 Views - "Brandy" by the Greenhouse Effect band from LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA serves as Alternative Rock's ultimate One Hit Wonder Classic Modern / Relic Song at the SAME TIME. Redondo Beach Songwritor Clark "The Shark" Haggins penned the Song in the summer of 1991 show more... along with his other well known hooker SONG of the web "The White Black Song". Both Songs appeared on the 1992 double cd - The Rock Opera "White Suburban Liar$" an album which functions as G.e's Masterpiece and Legend Of great musical releases of the South Bay area. Haggins and his band proudly wear the crown as "The Most watched and downloaded band on the web" as from country to country "G.E." is quite beyond popular, often racking up the net's hugest viewership ...ofcourse led by Brandy. Hagins cringes at the brutal "One hit wonder" tag that much of the South Bay and Los Angeles has bestowed upon G.e. "Greenhouse Effect is so much more than Brandy and White Black" says Haggins in June 2007 "We are great songwriters and our phase with our former guitarist Phil Keegan has to be one of the most remarkable in Rock music". Keegan formed the band along with bassist Rick Carmody and Drummer Rich Hebben in 1985, Long before Haggins would join the group. The aggressive "Grunge rock" of the early days and standard songs like "Precarious" and "Racers' and "The Magic Man" made G.e. a household name around the South Bay of Redondo Beach and Los Angeles in their hey Day. By 1987, G.E. had completed fullfedged demo "recordings" as dominated by Keegan. Hagins vocals and drumming also were quite noticable as G.e. were set to take on the touring world of rock before inner band squables and a well publicized mess with L.A'S BAM Magazine shut the band down by November 1992, leaving Hagins with a top collection of songs but no band left to play them as Bassist Rick Carmody moved on to other punk rock bands in the South Bay among them one of the areas most well known in the ONE HANDED READERS. BY 1995, rumors of a G.e. comeback were in full swing but still Haggins and Carmody could not agree or come to terms and by 1997, Haggins declared any comeback attempts for the band as "dead". The internet and the 2000 millineum has brought G.e. back with a thunder as the band dominates search engines and Brandy eats up Top web and internet radio airplay at Jango Radio, Pandora, Radio Japan, Clear Channel, and others,..Indie Link as well. Today, the bizarre looking funny three piece band known as Greenhouse Effect are a goliath of cyberpsace. The Great songs defy the band's weird demeanor of Haggins and Carmody. The hit songs propel G.e. to a seen stature that other artists could only dream of - and a trail that EVERYBODY wishes they could blaze as well. Working with some 26 different twitter accounts 24 hours a day is an ongoing adventure for tiny G.e. but Haggins calls it well worth it; "We're a big thing now,..fuck man, We're the most watched Rock band in the history of mankind,..Lets be perfectly honest here,....People recognize me everywhere I go,..I am a legend,....G.e. looks real,...G.e. is human, We make mistakes and we suck,....that is the key,..We are one of the worst bands that I have ever seen ,..but its sad and its funny,..its fucking pathetic really,..we tried so hard,...we weren't cool people,..We were dorks,...thats why so many losers and nerds love us,..We're big in Japan and the middle east,...I think that the fact that we are just so really lame and complete failures is the whole reason why we are so fucking brilliant,..we're sorta like a collision of the Monkees and Weezer,..but even more awkward than that" Haggins often angrily attacks those he feels do not understand G.e. in his many blogs; "I hate KROQ RADIO,...THEY ARE SO FUCKING LAME AND BORING,...KROQ SUCKS,..THEY ARE ONE DIMENSIONAL AND TOO CONVENTIONAL,....there is no diversity there,...that radio station fucking sucks if they won't play the Brandy mp3 download by G.e. ,..We get more web traffic than ALL their bands combined !! All those Emo bands sound about the same just like Rap music,..theres only nuance differences !!!! I FUCKING HATE KROQ ,..THEY FUCKING SUCK !!They Can suck my fucking Dick ! AND HAGGINS is not timid when it comes to attacking artists that he feels are shallow and ruin music ; "Bands like Green Day suck and so to do the Foo Fighters. Dave Grohl sucks...Dave Grohl is boring and ordinary,...He is not a star,..he tries to grow long hair and beards to show how rock n roll classic he is,...real classic rockers see right through him,....they think he is a fucking dork,...real people who know real music always think that Dave Grohl sucks,..the guy is pathetic,...All his songs sound the same,..like a buncha boring ass shit that was recorded on Pro Tools,...FOO FIGHTERS SUCK,....THEY TRY TO BE COOL,..they try to show off how hip and 'knowledgable' that they are - I don't fucking like that shit " So is there any music from today that Haggins "does' like ??. "I like Airbourne and Dragonforce,....I like cheesey metal bands from the 1980's because they are real honest hetero guys who drink beer and chase women - they are real men - REAL HUMANS WHO ACT NORMAL AND NATURAL !!" Hagins continues "I don't like all the phoney Liberal P.C. SHIT thats out there like Coldplay and u2 - they both fucking suck,....I like people who act like themselves,...Like its their dying hours,...." The explosion of Greenhouse Effect musical success on the web has not exactly shocked Hagins; "I'm not really surprised,..we're a great band,..we get all sweaty and we are great showmen,...We are pure professional entertainers,..we make people laugh and cry cause its so 'real' ,..we hide nothing,..we are fucked up true dysfunctional people from weird families,..We are the greatest band of all time,..We don't need tattoos or piercings,....We just wanna make you Laugh and rock out !! As one of the web's most read, known, and Greatest writers or "Bloggers", Hagins sees his writing ability always improving at www.thegreenhouseEffectrocks.com "I write straight from my heart,...I say exactly whats on my mind,..If I am a Christian than I am a Christian,..If I am rightwing than that is what you get !!,...Sometimes I get pissed off at my fellow conservatives and sometimes I fucking don't !!,....I am an old fashioned Taurus ,..a penny saved is a penny earned,..yet I always manage to lose all my money,...often giving it all away to others,..Go figure that,....Sometimes I am very much kind of a Liberal myself !" Hagins says that writing straight from the heart and getting more people to read him than they do of Perez Hilton is extremely 'free-ing. "Or you can say that people like my readings because I write straight from my FARTS" Says Hagins........... Supernetcelebrities.com================= show less... "Alot of people have tried so hard to point out how I suck at everything,..not just music but ANYTHING,...IT COULD BE Swimming Pool cleaning or what-ever,..well,..the best way to shut all these motherfuckers up is to rub me and my music constantly in all their fucking dumb ass fat faces AND AT ALL TIMES TOO ,...til they suck my fucking Dick !! Now, where-ever I go, its a whole new scenery,...EVERYBODY gushes about how Great I am all of a sudden,..and I'm like 'fuck you' ,...Hey, .....suck my fucking Dick motherfucker !!" Needless to say, Hagins relishes in his new found notoriety with blogging and G.e. music ; "They know my music is good,..and they knew it all along,...they're just a buncha fucking piece of shit deuche bags,....they know that they are boring and talentless,...they're fucking ordinary,...they got nothing to offer,...they got no art or visions in their souls ......" - "And I fucking KNOW MORE than them too,....to top it off,..just fucking read my shit !!" Haggins spent years and much of his Life mailing in his music and pictures to record Labels and submissions attorneys and he feels that his goal is one day to cause as much financial harm and chaos to the music industry as he possibly can "These motherfucking pieces of shit didn't sign me,..and people Like that fucking piece of shit rag Bam Magazine tried to do, as much of the South Bay did and still does, much effort to marginalize and diminish me,..they tried to make fun of me and put me down and for what ?? ,..all because I was a great struggling musician who was simply trying to make it like anybody else,..when yer young and you have talent, THAT is what you are SUPPOSED TO DO,....but I got these fucking worthless ass motherfuckers at Bam Magazine fucking with me,..and much of my own family won't take the time to listen to me or my music ,..and to back me up,..you bet I am fucking pissed now,...I'm fucking 44 years old and I clean swimming pools,..what,..you fucking think I'm gonna be HAPPY ABOUT THIS SHIT - NOW TODAY ???? THEY signed all that worthless Rap and hip hop music that sucks and all sounds the same,..and they signed all these fucking cookie cutter mother fucker emo bands that all sound the same,..and I NEVER GOT MY CHANCE AND I'M FUCKING 44 NOW,...I HAD TO MAKE MY OWN CHANCE - I HAD TO DO THIS ALL MYSELF AND SPEND MY TIME HERE AT MY FUCKING COMPUTER BECAUSE NO ONE WILL HELP ME ,.....AND I'M FUCKING NUMBER ONE IN THE WORLD NOW !!! I DID THIS ,..I DID THIS !! LET ME TELL YA MAN,..NO ONE FUCKING HELPS ME -...NO ONE HELPED ME GET TO THE TOP ,...BUT ME !!!! "" ======================= ================= ------------------------------------------- Tags: perez tila porn jim mellon quartet hermosa saloon dodgers lakers kardashians truveo halogen tv

234,945 Views - Batlord are ready to Explode in 2009 and 2010 With their brand new album "Death by Woman" and the first single from the record sounds as if the catchy NEW material is gonna pick UP right where "Music to be buried to" Left off !! "Destination Death" hits hard with great keyboards and the usual strong songwriting as Batlord have clearly 'updated' their sound to grab mainstream FM RADIO IN 2010 !! AS ONE OF THE MOST VIEWED BANDS on the web , this Los Angeles Four Piece is poised for Greatness in 2010 as Destination Death exclaims; "I'm already dead - and 'thats' how I survive "" in it's almost Yardbirds meets Technical Alternative rock driven chorus !! THE HUGE SOUND OF BATLORD IS READY TO BE THE NEW NIRVANA OF OUR TIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Reverse Engineers. This Florida band hits World listeners with a big passionate sound based in very similar rock music territory to Rush, The Fixx, and The Police. There is definitely a very distinct 1980's feel to their very good warm roomy sound in their almost (at times) prog rock like songs. "Mercury in Retrograde" is the opening song on their hyper-dynamic now very well known and Florida legendary cd "Max Q". Unlike many post 1991 Nirvana era bands that use a nasal whiney vocal idea, distorted heavy guitars, and or 'emo' strappings all over their music, Reverse Engineers sound very 'classic rock' "authentic" more than practically any other band of the new millineum. The band is comprised of just three guys - Florida's Coty brothers - but when they play, it sounds as if 5 or 6 are playing yet 'the three piece band feel' is still extremely evident and present. Their album is a classic and it feels as if it is trying to be as totally unique and bizarre as it really is. The band has a genius in their self muse and they seem to know and revel in it. There is a pure and honest seriousness to Reverse that definitely is lacking in most alternative rock of the past 18 years. There has been criticisms against the band for being too righteous and seriously pointed - an aura from the outside that asks the band to 'lighten up' but this is to disunderstand Reverse. The band feeds off their seriousness and does contain a sense of humor in places and portions but it is certainly NOT the fun and games stuff that will have one listening to Reverse Engineers (and singing along to it) in the shower or bath-tub. This is a demanding hard emo band. They have short hair and they seek no tattoos or affiliations or confirmations or affirmations at all. "Sunshine with the Shade" is another example of the deep serious nature of the band and it is a song that propels them across the internet to their listeners. Reverse Engineers is a "fans band",.....you probobly have to really have heard them quite a bit to really get into them but maybe not.....One listen to songs like "Out of body" will definitely have just about ANYBODY tapping their feet along. Reverse Engineers are clearly Florida's most known and respected 'important' throw back alternative rock band and they keep the past alive and well as their music still yet carves out 'an original sound' from today that is virtually unbeatable and unchallengable by today's common emo or alternative rock band ; 2009 Supernetcelebrities.com This isn't a Rush tribute band as some have written. If you're into Rush, there is a real possibility that you may not even like these guys as out side of "Mercury" , this music goes into a direction more along the inclined lines of Tears for Fears or maybe David Bowie in ways. Reverse Engineers are hyper-original and THAT is exactly what they are.