Painfully Videos

Order my new album, Painfully Mainstream, TODAY! Click here to do so: http://dftba.com/pm A lovingly crafted and charmingly rough-around-the-edges music video for Song For The Painfully Indie, probably the most overtly bile-filled track on my new album, Painfully Mainstream. Which you can order today, for delivery. Or get it off iTunes. Or listen to and buy it on Bandcamp. Where it's streaming for free! Yeah! The lovely people who gave their time to help make this video are: recorder player/pervy friend: http://www.youtube.com/charlie band member/club friend: http://www.youtube.com/eddplant bassist/club friend: http://www.youtube.com/moohalaa club friend/bar friend: http://www.youtube.com/lomasca lady bassist: http://www.youtube.com/georgieboom girl in question: http://www.youtube.com/hatticusrex drummer/awesome jumper wearer: http://www.youtube.com/easty1 As well as wonderful friends and family who are NOT INTERNET ENOUGH TO BE REFERRED TO BY URL. Also, thanks to Tom from www.youtube.com/studentbreakfast for helping me edit and colour correct this beast. Tom PS: Lyrics? Oh, go on then. There's a girl there on the dancefloor And I don't know how to greet her Now heterosexuality's Not my defining feature They said skinny jeans and cardigans Were the only way to go But it seems that Oxfam employees Are not the ones who know just how it works Give me a minute While I fiddle with my hair Cause you keep telling me that it looks fine But I'm the one who cares About a good impression being made Cause I'm the one who might get laid Don't tell me how the game is played Don't tell me how the game is played And I don't want to talk to her and take her hand In case she tells me her favourite band is not my favourite band How would I know which drink she'd want me to buy When do I look her in the eye When did the indie music scene become so over-fussed With social inadequacy being such a must Dont' knock me to the ground If I'm already falling It'll only make things worse you know I always knew my calling was the stage This evening's filling me with rage I only wish I had some sage advice to give me The indie handbook volume three would read Show girls you fancy them By getting with their boyfriends Replace your party loving mates With awkward, greasy, coy friends Who like listening to Sonic Youth You always must appear aloof Remember no amount of faking Will make your indie band groundbreaking Don't think you're special or much less of a disgrace Just because you've got yourself a lady who plays bass Don't bother finding somebody to play descant recorder Yeah that won't put you back in working order You haven't got a different sound You aren't part of the underground You haven't been together long So try to write some bloody decent songs The girl's outside now Talking to a taxi driver If she were coming home with me It'd only cost a fiver to my door I'd talk to her but I am sure She must've heard it all before from guys Oh I could cry That's probably the reason why She's dressed just like a lesbian I hear it's quite a craze You can hardly move in pubs For all the lesbians these days But it hardly matters if she's gay It's time to move on anyway I'll see you guys here half past ten Tomorrow evening, do it all again

GIG DETAILS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0bHQuVx4GY A song off my new album, Painfully Mainstream. Too right. Pre-order it here: http://dftba.com/pm And you should probably check out and sub to: http://youtube.com/eddplant http://youtube.com/nerimon

Equals Three t-shirts are here: http://districtlin.es/ray Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/raywj Follow me on DailyBooth: http://dailybooth.com/raywj ********************************************* Here are the links to the content discussed in this video. Please don't harass the content creators or send them hate-messages. Thanx: "Chick Painfully Twisted in ATV Faceplant": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lwPgaQ9Rbo "5 Little Welsh Corgi Pembroke Puppies": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsg8JccRZCw "Lady Pulls Entire Shelf on Herself": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2GveWjyAPI "Another Cool Vid to Watch": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TR61XninK0 *********************************** The Equals Three theme song "Doin' Your Mom" was written and performed by me. Download the song here: http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?i=330245891&id=330245839&s=143441 Watch the music video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfYyBp4Ln2s Author: RayWilliamJohnson Keywords: funny viral videos raywilliamjohnson Chick Painfully Twisted in ATV Faceplant Little Welsh Corgi Pembroke Puppies Lady Pulls Entire Shelf on Herself Added: October 28, 2009

Equals Three t-shirts are here: http://districtlin.es/ray Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/raywj Follow me on DailyBooth: http://dailybooth.com/raywj ********************************************* Here are the links to the content discussed in this video. Please don't harass the content creators or send them hate-messages. Thanx: Chick Painfully Twisted in ATV Faceplant : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lwPgaQ9Rbo 5 Little Welsh Corgi Pembroke Puppies : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsg8JccRZCw Lady Pulls Entire Shelf on Herself : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2GveWjyAPI Another Cool Vid to Watch : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7nzJYKk4WQ *********************************** The Equals Three theme song Doin' Your Mom was written and performed by me. Download the song here: http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?i=330245891&id=330245839&s=143441 Watch the music video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfYyBp4Ln2s

PRE-ORDER THIS ALBUM HERE: http://dftba.com/pm Not sure? Check out this other number from the same album: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPd8mHXap_U If you can, put on some headphones, turn this up loud, and let it run its course. The video itself was assembled from four days of footage, and is more an ambient accompaniment to the song more than anything else. Think of it at ten Levi Beamish videos in a row. xxx

Completely re-recorded and made specially beautiful for its inclusion in my new album Painfully Mainstream, which will be out on December 1st! SO MUCH EXCITEMENT!!! As if that wasn't enough, LYRICS: If I mattered to you Then all I would see is indigo Nothing else I could do Could ever make you more dear to me and so Every green every blue Every red orange and ultramarine I've seen Would go indigo for you Every time that I look Deep inside me the colour's all I see And my mind is a book Rainbow painted a story about me Photographs that I took That were once black and white would now be free To be In shades of indigo for you Orange, yellow, green and malachite Octarine, light plum and eggshell white International Klein Blue, maroon Azure, magenta, midnight blue Harlequin and helitrope, Tea, tan, turquoise, teal and taupe Amaranth and Ivory Cosmic latte, tangerine If I mattered to you Then all I would see is indigo Nothing else I could do Could ever make you more dear to me and so Every green every blue Every pink, black, white, grey, yellow, mauve and cerise Beige and ultramarine I've seen Would go indigo for you

Undercover video of a Pennsylvania Land O' Lakes supplier shows workers' cruelty to animals milked for the dairy giant―including leaving cows to suffer and die slowly and painfully without veterinary care, food, water, or shelter. Author: PETATV Tags: undercover investigation video land lakes supplier dairy farm cow workers suffer care Pennsylvania painfully food water shelter die PETA Posted: 29 September 2009 Rating: 0.0 Votes: 0

A US drone firing missiles into a village in northern Pakistan killed at least 19 people over the weekend. The targets were militants, said the US military. The victims included six dead children said a local tribal elder. "Suspected US drone kills Suspected Taliban Commander." That's becoming the stuff of very suspect news stories. The reporting is so weak there's almost nothing confirmed except that the killer operator is far away in front of a computer screen somewhere. Suspected killing of suspected people by suspected killers covered by unsuspicious media? It would be sci-fi if it weren't so damn here-now. And it's only going to get more so. The Democratic administration made a big deal recently of cutting the cumbersome F-22 fighter jet -- we don't need it any more said the President. What he didn?t say is that the defense department is seeking $3.5 billion for unmanned aerial vehicles. Funding is expected to increase to $55 billion by 2020. The air force is currently training more drone operators than fighter and bomber pilots. Drones have been around since the US led NATO war in the former Yugoslavia. Since 06, drones have launched hundred of missiles along the Afghanistan Pakistan border kllilng as many as 700 civilians according to Pakistani officials. Forbes magazine's ?king of the armed drone makers? is a little known company called General Atomics whose founder James Neal Blue came up with the drone as a way of defeating Soviet-backed Sandinistas by blowing up oil pipelines in Nicaragua. He?s a fervent anti-communist and quite possibly the next Erik Prince -- only his mercenaries aren't Blackwater's flesh and blood killers, but conveniently inanimate machines, more expensive up front, but safer politically. General Atomics is small by defense industry standards, but it has a lot of friends in Washington. Between 2000 and 2005, GA was the top corporate sponsor of privately funded congressional travel. So perhaps no surprise, there?s little resistance to more drones in the US arsenal. They're not cheap -- between $10 million and $12 million apiece per GA Reaper -- Their success rate is disputed, they kill civilians and even General David Petraeaus says they make people hate us. But President Obama has a problem. Every American military commanders wants more troops but maybe, someday, the president's anti-war base will get restive. How to heed the commanders and quiet the critics? Welcome to the super drone bonanza. The pilotless drone is the military's version of cash for very clunky policy.