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(Originally uploaded on Youtube on July 31, 2009) Hello there, peeps. Uncle Esh is back for another round of Horrible Horror, JUST in time before he goes on his vacation! Yes, that's right, for the next week there is gonna be nothing but booze and concerts and sleeping in a tent with a pal at the lovely danish Skanderborg Festival, and it's gonna be freaking awesome! In the meantime, you can hopefully entertain yourself watching Episode 3 of Horrible Horror, where I level the playing field a bit by reviewing a new, mainstream, big-budget film to show you just how much they can suck even in comparison to the old films I have dug out. Note that this means it will take an extra week before the next review - hell, to be honest, I haven't even decided which one to review next! BUT I will get to work as soon as I come home. You may note how this is a few minutes longer than my other reviews (resulting in me having to split it in three parts) - frankly, I was on a roll when I wrote this. I just kept coming up with ideas, and I couldn't bring myself to cut out even one of them. It was tough, but now it's here - one of the most sadly wasted horror film concepts since Boogeyman (which I WILL get to at a later point! What a turd of a movie!) Also, stick around for the end of the credits. There may be a surprise for you... Also, I have been a total asshole - I completely forgot to credit my friend Travis Larocque of BlueFusion Studios for helping me come up with the title and my catchphrase! Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at Eshbaalauthr@gmail.com or at my blog, http://horriblehorror.blogspot.com ! The Unborn is (C) Rogue Pictures and Platinum Dunes -Stay Scared

http://tinyurl.com/yh7fhd6 Release Date: November 20, 2009 Studio: TriStar Pictures (Sony) Director: Jorge Blanco Screenwriter: Joe Stillman Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Jessica Biel, Justin Long, Gary Oldman, Seann William Scott, John Cleese

http://tinyurl.com/yh7fhd6 Release Date: November 20, 2009 Studio: TriStar Pictures (Sony) Director: Jorge Blanco Screenwriter: Joe Stillman Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Jessica Biel, Justin Long,Gary Oldman, Seann William Scott,John Cleese Animation,Comedy

http://tinyurl.com/yh7fhd6 Release Date: November 20, 2009 Studio: TriStar Pictures (Sony) Director: Jorge Blanco Screenwriter: Joe Stillman Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Jessica Biel, Justin Long, Gary Oldman, Seann William Scott, John Cleese Animation, Comedy

DISNEY S A CHRISTMAS CAROL, based on the classic Dickens tale, is re-envisioned by Academy Award -winning filmmaker Robert Zemeckis in a groundbreaking 3D motion picture event starring Jim Carrey, Gary Oldman, Colin Firth, Bob Hoskins and Robin Wright Penn.