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http://angryaussie.wordpress.com There are many things about the debasement of the political process in the USA and public discourse generally that make me angry. Not least is the practice developed and refined by the Republicans (and eagerly embraced by the Democrats) that the constant repetition of a lie makes it true. This manifests in many ways, from Bush making a speech about the economy (which he has fucking destroyed) in front of a backdrop repeating the phrase Economy showing strong growth to my personal favourite, deriding a candidate as elitist . The elitist one pisses me off the most for a few reasons. Firstly, in what sort of twisted, fucked-up Idiocracy style universe do you not want the elite running things? Why is having the world run by unintelligent average folks a good fucking thing? Excuse me, but given the choice between some spoiled, stupid motherfuckers like Bush and/or McCain and eloquent, well read individuals like Obama or Clinton I'll take the smart ones thank you very much. My plea to leaders around the world: please be elitist. Do us all a favour and don't pander to the lowest common denominator. There's a reason stupid people don't often run things. They're fucking stupid. And they're almost never worth listening to. Elitism all the way! The second reason this line pisses me off is because it's usually spouted by the most extreme elitists around. Seriously, I don't need multi-millionaires enlightening me as to who is elitist and who has the common touch. Whether it's mega-wealthy politicians who have led a life of privelege or or gasbag talking head media pricks with multi-million dollar contracts, these fucking hypocrites are the least qualified people on the fucking planet when it comes to knowing the common touch. It's enough to make a body angry. I hadn't intended to get this angry when I started making the video so i guess this topic must have been getting to me more than I realised.

Watch as this idiot driver tries to figure out how to drag race. Ranked 3.16 / 5 | 595 views | 0 comments Click here to watch the video Submitted By: nastyracing Tags: Nasty Racing Idiot Drivers Trans-am Mustang Firebird Bad Boys Streets Drag Moron Stupid Categories: Wheels & Wings

After having all my factual and rational posts removed from a pathetic video made by a pathetic person who now engages in stalking and slander of myself on a loser's hate site made by another loser, I promised a response in video. The video concerned was just a picture of Fidel Castro with a Donkey Braying and fictitious cartoon sayings in text. This was evidently meant to make the former Cuban President look foolish. Under the circumstances I felt this was an appropriate response. I have to admit the hardest part was choosing which Bushism's to use because there really are so many. I also didn't want to make it so long as to be boring. Below are some of my favorites which didn't make the final cut for their length mostly. In these (hopefully) closing months of the incredible Bush presidential term it is fitting we pay tribute to his incomparable contribution to satire and comedic wit, whilst he is still amongst us and the memory fresh. AND before he scuttles off to his huge ranch in Paraguay with all the private mercenaries to protect his funny ass. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." --Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 "See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." --Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003 "The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the ... the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." --Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003. "I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend." --on visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005 So long as I'm the president, my measure of success is victory -- and success." --George W. Bush, on Iraq, Washington, D.C., April 17, 2008 "Let me start off by saying that in 2000 I said, 'Vote for me. I'm an agent of change.' In 2004, I said, 'I'm not interested in change --I want to continue as president.' Every candidate has got to say 'change.' That's what the American people expect." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 5, 2008 "And so, General, I want to thank you for your service. And I appreciate the fact that you really snatched defeat out of the jaws of those who are trying to defeat us in Iraq." --George W. Bush, to Army Gen. Ray Odierno, Washington, D.C., March 3, 2008 "Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? ... That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Feb. 28, 2008 "Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness." --George W. Bush, in a CNN online chat, Aug. 30, 2000 "I don't know whether I'm going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I'm ready for the job. And, if not, that's just the way it goes." --George W. Bush, Des Moines, Iowa, Aug. 21, 2000 "Actually, I --" this may sound a little West Texas to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about --" when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me." --George W. Bush, Hardball, MSNBC, May 31, 2000 "I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating." --George W. Bush, U.S. News & World Report, April 3, 2000 "Will the highways on the Internet become more few?" --George W. Bush, Concord, N.H., Jan. 29, 2000 "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." —at the President's Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002 "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001 "After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week — we will have an all-volunteer army!" —Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004 "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right." —Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001 "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001 "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002 "I try to go for longer runs, but it's tough around here at the White House on the outdoor track. It's sad that I can't run longer. It's one of the saddest things about the presidency." —interview with "Runners World," Aug. 2002 "I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." —Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002 Author: Rabbitvoz Keywords: ass moron bush how president farce donkey braying bushisms cretin POTUS USA Dubya George Added: July 2, 2008

I heard a woman today explain to another woman that it was ok if she ate junk yesterday because she played Wii Bowling and Tennis today. Author: Noyjeetut Keywords: wii bowling tennis woman mom mother retard weight fat cow moron key lime pie chips and dip cody smash disani diet oprah Added: June 24, 2008

Sometimes it's just best to let the bloopers do the talking (or dancing in this case). Author: MoronLife Keywords: comedy humor funny parody sketch snl madtv moron life series video blog blooper improv Added: June 19, 2008

Este vídeo es una parodia del nombramiento de la Virgen María Auxiliadora como alcaldesa de honor de Morón de la Frontera. Esto da pie a que otras localidades de esta España profunda nos inventemos nuestras propias creencias y formas de venerar a nuestras divinidades .Por tanto, ¿qué mejor representación como alcalde de honor de Albacete que Enjuto Mojamuto? Al fin y al cabo cumple los mismos requisitos que la Virgen María Auxiliadora. Hacemos referencia al vídeo original del nombramiento: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4IGuA0Dtao

What a moron (ZI CARLOS & G.E COLLECTION)Author: ZICARLOS Tags: What a moron car city comedy commercial concert crazy cute dance day dog family fun funny game good ZI CARLOS ZE carlos home hot interview love movie new part party raw real secret show so Posted: 09 June 2008 Rating: 0.0 Votes: 0

Author: alan2rich Added: Sun, 08 Jun 2008 19:35:18 -0800 Duration: 241Here we have one of those neighbours from hell who think they can do anything, as this jerk does. He likes to light fires in his incinerator which he calls a BBQ if he throws a snag on.. BUT, and that's a big BUT, he is also breaking the rules as here, the day after WORLD ENVIRONMENT DAY, he is letting the smoke go everywhere and you just can't do that at Stanwell Tops, New South Wales, Australia as this little film tells you....

Author: alan2rich Added: Sun, 08 Jun 2008 19:35:18 -0800 Duration: 241Here we have one of those neighbours from hell who think they can do anything, as this jerk does. He likes to light fires in his incinerator which he calls a BBQ if he throws a snag on.. BUT, and that's a big BUT, he is also breaking the rules as here, the day after WORLD ENVIRONMENT DAY, he is letting the smoke go everywhere and you just can't do that at Stanwell Tops, New South Wales, Australia as this little film tells you....

Author: alan2rich Added: Sun, 08 Jun 2008 16:32:09 -0800 Duration: 241Here we have one of those neighbours from hell who think they can do anything, as this jerk does. He likes to light fires in his incinerator which he calls a BBQ if he throws a snag on.. BUT, and that's a big BUT, he is also breaking the rules as here, the day after WORLD ENVIRONMENT DAY, he is letting the smoke go everywhere and you just can't do that at Stanwell Tops, New South Wales, Australia as this little film tells you....

Author: alan2rich Added: Sun, 08 Jun 2008 16:32:09 -0800 Duration: 241Here we have one of those neighbours from hell who think they can do anything, as this jerk does. He likes to light fires in his incinerator which he calls a BBQ if he throws a snag on.. BUT, and that's a big BUT, he is also breaking the rules as here, the day after WORLD ENVIRONMENT DAY, he is letting the smoke go everywhere and you just can't do that at Stanwell Tops, New South Wales, Australia as this little film tells you....

My face is upside down. That's why it's funny. Author: Berteina Keywords: funny hilarious face upside down stupid moron idiot prank rickroll rick roll cool awesome documentary trailer tutorial experimental filmmaker reel interview animation art anime short film manga series sketch spoof stand-up blooper improv pranks video blog Added: June 8, 2008

(Continuation of the previous episode) Lonnie is freed from prison because it was overcrowded. He asks Al's blessing for marrying Kelly. He even has a ring. Turns out that Lonnie is one of the Tots who own Tot Industries, makers of Weenie Tots. Suddenly Lonnie is most welcome to the Bundy family... First aired: 5/5/1997 Author: BundyFanClub Keywords: How to Marry Moron married with children al peggy bud kelly bundy marcie jefferson griff Charles Esten sitcom comedy Added: June 6, 2008

Germfreak has to split time between his family and his inlaws. Listen to how they treat him. I'll clue you in: poorly. LIVE: HEARUSTALK.com DOWNLOADS: DJNEWSTYLESHOW.com Author: djnsgod Keywords: djnewstyle germfreak thanksgiving crease seam tables head in-laws family golden child moron Added: June 3, 2008

Author: jobi Added: Tue, 27 May 2008 00:49:34 -0800 Duration: 27show de boucanne 2 . nice smoke show nr. 2

Author: jobi Added: Tue, 27 May 2008 00:49:34 -0800 Duration: 180a real dumb he did a smoke show in front of my place he car music was verry the trace stays foe 3 weeks

Author: jobi Added: Tue, 27 May 2008 00:49:34 -0800 Duration: 27show de boucanne 2 . nice smoke show nr. 2

Author: jobi Added: Tue, 27 May 2008 00:49:34 -0800 Duration: 180a real dumb he did a smoke show in front of my place he car music was verry the trace stays foe 3 weeks

Author: jobi Added: Tue, 27 May 2008 00:49:34 -0800 Duration: 27show de boucanne 2 . nice smoke show nr. 2

Author: jobi Added: Tue, 27 May 2008 00:49:34 -0800 Duration: 180a real dumb he did a smoke show in front of my place he car music was verry the trace stays foe 3 weeks

This guy is seriously hopeless! Funny crash on motorbike! Motor Bike Moron! The worst motor bike racer ever! A total loser!

Author: alan2rich Added: Thu, 22 May 2008 23:16:21 -0800 Duration: 124While filming the moon eclipse in 2 second shot time lapse every one minute in August 2007 at Stanwell Tops, New South Wales, Australia, my girlfriend and I were suddenly confronted with the noise of a lawnmower cutting the grass at an immediate neighbour's place. This was at night and after 8.30pm!!!!! So this sure proves the old theory of luna tick behaviour during a full moon and a luna eclipse!!!! Despite the time lapse, you can quite distinctly hear the mower going........

Author: alan2rich Added: Thu, 22 May 2008 23:16:21 -0800 Duration: 124While filming the moon eclipse in 2 second shot time lapse every one minute in August 2007 at Stanwell Tops, New South Wales, Australia, my girlfriend and I were suddenly confronted with the noise of a lawnmower cutting the grass at an immediate neighbour's place. This was at night and after 8.30pm!!!!! So this sure proves the old theory of luna tick behaviour during a full moon and a luna eclipse!!!! Despite the time lapse, you can quite distinctly hear the mower going........

Author: alan2rich Added: Thu, 22 May 2008 06:49:36 -0800 Duration: 123While filming the moon eclipse in 2 second shot time lapse every one minute in August 2007 at Stanwell Tops, New South Wales, Australia, my girlfriend and I were suddenly confronted with the noise of a lawnmower cutting the grass at an immediate neighbour's place. This was at night and after 8.30pm!!!!! So this sure proves the old theory of luna tick behaviour during a full moon and a eclipse!!!! Despite the time lapse, you can quite distinctly hear the mower going........

Author: alan2rich Added: Thu, 22 May 2008 06:49:36 -0800 Duration: 123While filming the moon eclipse in 2 second shot time lapse every one minute in August 2007 at Stanwell Tops, New South Wales, Australia, my girlfriend and I were suddenly confronted with the noise of a lawnmower cutting the grass at an immediate neighbour's place. This was at night and after 8.30pm!!!!! So this sure proves the old theory of luna tick behaviour during a full moon and a eclipse!!!! Despite the time lapse, you can quite distinctly hear the mower going........

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Author: jobi Added: Sun, 18 May 2008 14:10:53 -0800 Duration: 507watch this frech freak super doped dude

Author: jobi Added: Sun, 18 May 2008 14:10:53 -0800 Duration: 507watch this frech freak super doped dude