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El Hamburger reviews Stan Helsing. El Douchebag doesn't like this just by the sound of the review so wh tries to stab himself.

Halloween Romance 3:27 Monika is visited by an unexpected suitor on Halloween night. Submitted by: Monika_Smith Kinda Cute Keywords: Halloween Michael Myers Monika Smith Slasher Horror Matt Jones UCB Views: 382

We look back at the film franchise that helped pioneer the slasher genre: Halloween.

Halloween Horror Nights 2009- More of what Fans are Saying or Screaming Visitors to Halloween Horror Nights 2009 make their way through the haunts and horror mazes at Universal Studios Hollywood This year, HHN has three new mazes based on Saw, Halloween and My Bloody Valentine. Visit Halloween Horror Nights official site: http://www.halloweenhorrornights.com/hollywood/2009/index.php for more information.

A good villain is memorable, and impressive, and scary as hell. But bring back the same villain over and over, give him lousy dialogue and have him repeatedly defeated by worthless opponents, and that villain becomes nothing more than an ineffectual bully who doesn't know when to give up. He's like that big, hairy guy down the street who scared the crap out of you when you were a kid, but who now has a pot belly, three obnoxious kids, and a Trans Am on blocks in his front yard. It makes it hard to remember why you ever found him frightening in the first place -- you'd feel sorry for him, but you just don't care enough to bother. Like these five: Dr. Evil Remember how cool Dr. Evil was in the first Austin Powers movie? Very few villains have fallen as far or as fast as Mike Myers' homage to Bondian baddies. Sure, he was a little out of touch with the current global economy, and his relationship with his son, Scott, was a tad strained, but he had a super-cool secret lair inside a volcano island, and a spaceship, and a clone sidekick, and lasers. Despite his flaws, Dr. Evil had all the earmarks of a world-class villain. But by Myers' third, tired outing, Dr. Evil (along with every other joke in Myers' playbook) was used up -- so much so, that Myers brought in yet another villain, Goldmember, and he played that guy, too. It takes a lot of talent to stretch yourself that thin and get away with it -- I mean, sure, Alec Guinness played eight characters in Kind Hearts and Coronets, but he's freakin' Obi-Wan Kenobi. The Force is considerably weaker in Myers, and maybe if he'd been happy playing a few less characters, he'd have been able to come up with a better script ... one that didn't require the once-impressive Dr. Evil to spell his name "D to the rizzo, E to the vizzo, I to the lizzo." Bleh.Filed under: Fandom, ListsContinue reading Five Villains Who've Worn Out Their Welcome Permalink | Email this | Comments

Visitors to Halloween Horror Nights 2009 talk about the thrills and chills at Universal Studios Hollywood. This year, HHN has three new mazes based on Saw, Halloween and My Bloody Valentine. Ranked 3.34 / 5 | 1708 views | 1 comments Click here to watch the video (01:02) Submitted By: ccrox Tags: Halloween Universal Studios Saw Horror Films Slasher Films Scary Movie Universal Hollywood Theme Park Michael Myers Rocky Horror Picture Show My Bloody Valentine Categories: Entertainment News & Events

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Halloween 2 Movie Review

With Rob Zombie's 2007 remake of Halloween, we found out that Michael Myers was not so much evil incarnate as he was an ill-tempered white-trash nut-job (yes, there is a difference). So, with tomorrow's release of his sequel to the remake -- Halloween II, not to be confused with Halloween II -- we take a stab (har) at predicting what little-known characteristics about the boogeyman will be revealed this time around. 1. He also has a brother -- In one of those convenient we-forgot-to-tell-anyone-before tangents, someone breathlessly reveals that Laurie Strode was actually a Siamese twin, and that her brother was separated and sent elsewhere. Laurie finds out when he friends her on Facebook, and their tearful reunion is marred only by the fact that their big brother shows up and proceeds to skewer poor Maury Strode on a nearby curtain rod. 2. He has serious allergies -- We see Michael trying to sneak up on Laurie the following Easter, only to repeatedly give himself away with a series of sneezes or trail of tissues. It's this dilemma that keeps him to his autumnal killing spree, not the eponymous holiday itself.Filed under: Horror, Fandom, The Weinstein Co., Cinematical Seven, Remakes and Sequels, ListsContinue reading Cinematical Seven: Things You Didn't Know About Michael Myers Permalink | Email this | Comments

My tribute to the original Halloween in 5 seconds.