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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKqvlhWo9CE Josh's version of the story... oh, and I'm actually IN that footage. My crappy camera ate most of my footage and this is pretty much all I could save (except for some bloopers going on NotChristopherMast later) Author: ChristopherMast Keywords: christopher mast christophermast joshsource haircut hair cut hairdresser stylist shampoo gay castro winger1212's boobs Added: July 24, 2008

This turned out WAY DIFFERENT than the original plan, but I like it! http://christophermast.com A tribute to some of the great women on this site. I actually like the ending credits more than the video itself. We've got some hot computer nerds here on YouTube! The song is here: http://christophermast.com/?page_id=3 The girls' links: annspade http://youtube.com/annspade cathyanxiety http://youtube.com/cathyanxiety jenluv37 * http://youtube.com/jenluv37 july7nyc http://youtube.com/july7nyc katz20two http://youtube.com/katz20two k80blog http://youtube.com/k80blog luvthecanadian http://youtube.com/luvthecanadian maryann712 http://youtube.com/maryann712 pickles2626 http://youtube.com/pickles2626 sabrnig http://youtube.com/sabrnig speedyconkiwi http://youtube.com/speedyconkiwi spricket24 http://youtube.com/spricket24 stylistbrighton http://youtube.com/stylistbrighton winger1212 http://youtube.com/winger1212 xgobobeanx http://youtube.com/xgobobeanx *Note, YouTube has messed up JenLuv37's link. You have to search for her by typing "jenluv37" in the search and click the result. If you type the URL in the bar it says her account is closed, which it isn't. Oh, and is it just me, or does YouTube seem to overdrive the sound when viewing in high quality? Shit. The music sounded FINE in iMovie at 80%, but here it sounds like it's being played through blown speakers! GAH! Is it me, YouTube, or my MacBook? Author: ChristopherMast Keywords: christopher mast christophermast women youtube girls pretty sexy funny Added: July 21, 2008

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My brother's kid gets her first glimpse of a MacBook doing a video capture with iMovie running. She's so cute as she spots herself in the monitor. Author: ChristopherMast Keywords: christopher mast christophermast samantha niece Added: July 12, 2008

The MASTCAST: http://christophermast.com/?p=44 ChristopherMast live on BlogTV Thursday at 7PM PST / 9PM CST http://blogtv.com/people/christophermast Trip updates and, soon, videos of my niece: http://youtube.com/notchristophermast Vernon is a 44-year-old delivery truck driver from Colfax, Iowa. He's entering the YouTube community for friendship, dating, and possible employment contacts so he can buy his dream home in Oildale, California. He likes flannel, biscuits and gravy from Hardees, and his Chevy truck (a '72 with a badass smallblock that's "good for at least 400 horses and will kick your Ford's ass any day") OH YEAH, and THANKS TO KINGHUMAN for the prop! http://youtube.com/kinghuman Author: ChristopherMast Keywords: christopher mast christophermast vernon update mastcast winger1212's boobs Added: July 11, 2008

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http://christophermast.com I cross the Golden Gate Bridge all the time, at least twice a week. I've always wondered what I would do if I were faced with this situation. For you worrywarts: no, I'm not suicidal! GAH! :) Author: ChristopherMast Keywords: christopher mast christophermast jumper jump suicide golden gate bridge san francisco death dead water bay Added: July 6, 2008

I've found some good stuff from some GREAT people... YouTube's community is NOT dead. Read the article or just scroll down for the list, already! :) http://christophermast.com/?p=43 Vernon is a 44-year-old delivery truck driver from Colfax, Iowa. He's entering the YouTube community for friendship, dating, and possible employment contacts so he can buy his dream home in Oildale, California. He likes flannel, biscuits and gravy from Hardees, and his Chevy truck (a '72 with a badass smallblock that's "good for at least 400 horses and will kick your Ford's ass any day") OH YEAH, and THANKS TO KINGHUMAN for the prop! http://youtube.com/kinghuman Author: ChristopherMast Keywords: christophermast christopher mast vernon winger1212's boobs Added: July 4, 2008

See more of Joshua's dark poetry: http://www.myspace.com/jjspoetry Think he's mental? Yeah? Well, I gotta WORK with the guy! :) Yes, we're surgical nurses. Yes, I took the pictures. Yes, it's all real stuff... All these shots were taken within a couple minute's "lull time" during a surgery with a Blackberry 8310. Author: ChristopherMast Keywords: christopher mast christophermast work surgery hospital cancer blood death tumor poetry dark winger1212's boobs Added: July 2, 2008

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If you have to ask, then you just don't get it. Read this description fully anyway... xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox -Music by Kevin MacLeod http://incompetech.com Hey everyone! Here's the deal... Let's mess with the people who don't read the description. Make a comment below about something exciting or weird happening at some point of the video... "Man, I can't believe she did that at 3:17" or "5:34 scared the crap out of me"... something like that. This plays on the idea that most people aren't going to want to watch the whole thing, so just don't make it within the first few minutes so the poor schmucks who don't read this will be watching a ten minute video of my dog with cheese on her nose thinking "WTF?" Oh yeah.... and make it relatively believable! Oh, and to those of you who go "Nalts did this" (like "Simpsons did it")... I KNOW. SO WHAT? He copied the idea himself in the first place, so there! :P Lucky's such a good dog :) -Music by Kevin MacLeod http://incompetech.com Author: ChristopherMast Keywords: christopher mast christophermast naked lucky hottest bitch on youtube cheese nalts winger1212's boobs Added: June 30, 2008

This is a Rafi/Shammi Kapoor classic -* Jawaniyan Yeh Mast Mast * from - Tumsa Nahin Dekha (1957)arranged for Guitar Solo Author: sach7in Keywords: Mohammad Rafi Hindi Film Song Bollywood Shammi Kapooor GUITAR Tumsa Nahi Dekha Jawaniyan Yeh Mast Added: June 29, 2008

How did YOU meet Tex? http://youtube.com/azrienoch http://christophermast.com Author: ChristopherMast Keywords: christopher mast christophermast how met tex can't stop starting at nosering on azrienoch and winger1212's boobs Added: June 28, 2008

Sample of the intended final product: http://youtube.com/watch?v=TUl0zmEt6vc Email bnessel1973@gmail.com to get the script and be a part of YouTube history. Thank you to everyone that has sent videos, as well as those of you still planning on it. Every video sent to me will be used. Deadline to get your clips in is July 14 - so email Brian and get the script so you can be a part of something pretty cool. NOTE - THERE WILL BE NO "MIXUPS." THIS WAS (obviously) A PLANNED THING BETWEEN KAREN AND ME. I KNOW 99.9% of you don't need this disclaimer... it's here for the other 0.1% :) OH - and before you ask... YES we saw each other's footage and NO you can't have it!!! Author: ChristopherMast Keywords: christopher mast christophermast bnessel1973 spricket24 winger1212's boobs Added: June 27, 2008

TITLE MANIPULATION EXPERIMENT I Don't think gay marriage sucks... Seen this one before? Great! Thanks for watching my videos and you can click off this one because, aside from a smiley at the end, it's the EXACT SAME video as the last one. The reason I've done this is to determine if the title had anything to do with it being my least-viewed video in a while. I mean, look at it. Four days and people are avoiding it en masse :) If you skipped the last video and are watching THIS one, was it the title? YAY GAY MARRIAGE! Author: ChristopherMast Keywords: christopher mast christophermast san francisco cablecar trolley gay pride winger1212's boobs Added: June 26, 2008

Makes me wonder how many people will fail to realize this is all total bullpuckey! :) Everyone keeps mentioning the slot machine line... but my favorite line to do was "horses are illegal in San Francisco"... I'm still laughing about it. It's a video response to ZackScott's latest video because I was trying to copy his video style for this... Author: ChristopherMast Keywords: christopher mast christophermast san francisco cablecar trolley gay pride winger1212's boobs Added: June 23, 2008

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 -- June 22, 2008) Author: ChristopherMast Keywords: christopher mast christophermast george carlin shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits and winger1212's boobs Added: June 23, 2008

Watch Azrienoch's video first: http://youtube.com/watch?v=XwqcI-_rHw8 http://youtube.com/azrienoch To clarify: I see NOTHING WRONG with being patriotic. It's BLIND patriotism with which I have issues. Just as BLIND OBEDIENCE in religion... you can believe what you want, but please question it enough to understand it. Oh yeah, in case you're wondering: http://farmking.com Author: ChristopherMast Keywords: christopher mast christophermast azrienoch racism southern southernism discrimination winger1212's boobs Added: June 18, 2008

Check out gimmeabreakman, who beat me to this... http://youtube.com/gimmeabreakman Here's most of the email... I left the stupid poem out... you aren't missing anything, trust me... Oh... and for anyone who thinks they're missing out by not being on this email list... you're NOT: ------------------------ CAN MUSLIMS BE GOOD AMERICANS? This is very interesting and we all need to read it from start to Finish and send it on to anyone who will read it. Maybe this is why our American Muslims are so quiet and not speaking out about any atrocities. Can a good Muslim be a good American? This question was forwarded to a friend who worked in Saudi Arabia for 20 years. The following is his reply: Theologically - no. . . . Because his allegiance is to Allah, The moon God of Arabia . Religiously - no. . . . Because no other religion is accepted by His Allah except Islam (Quran, 2:256)(Koran) Scripturally - no. . . Because his allegiance is to the five Pillars of Islam and the Quran. Geographically - no . . . Because his allegiance is to Mecca , to which he turns in prayer five times a day. Socially - no. . . Because his allegiance to Islam forbids him to make friends with Christians or Jews .. Politically - no. . . Because he must submit to the mullahs (spiritual leaders), who teach annihilation of Israel and destruction of America , the great Satan. Domestically - no. . . Because he is instructed to marry four Women and beat and scourge his wife when she disobeys him (Quran 4:34) Intellectually - no. . . Because he cannot accept the American Constitution since it is based on Biblical principles and he believes the Bible to be corrupt. Philosophically - no. . . . Because Islam, Muhammad, and the Quran does not allow freedom of religion and expression. Democracy and Islam cannot co-exist. Every Muslim government is either dictatorial or autocratic. Spiritually - no. . . . Because when we declare 'one nation under God,' the Christian's God is loving and kind, while Allah is NEVER referred to as Heavenly father, nor is he ever called love in The Quran's 99 excellent names. Therefore, after much study and deliberation.... Perhaps we should be very suspicious of ALL MUSLIMS in this country. - - - They obviously cannot be both 'good' Muslims and good Americans. Call it what you wish it's still the truth. You had better believe it. The more who understand this, the better it will be for our country and our future. The religious war is bigger than we know or understand. . ... And Barack Hussein Obama, a Muslim, wants to be our President? You have GOT to be kidding! Wake up America ! Obama even says if he wins the election, he will be sworn in on the Quran---not a Bible! Footnote: He was sworn in on the Quran for his current office and he refuses to pledge allegiance to the United States or put his hand over his heart when the National Anthem is played! The Muslims have said they will destroy us from within. Hello! Having a Muslim president would seem to fit the bill! Will you trust this man with our national secrets? THE MARINES WANT THIS TO ROLL ALL OVER THE U.S. Author: ChristopherMast Keywords: christopher mast christophermast gimmeabreakman muslims good americans american racist email winger1212's boobs Added: June 15, 2008

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http://christophermast.com Pulled this one out of my ass, I did... Blame OHdulcenea: I hate it when the words won't come Nothing good comes to my head Especially when I've got the chords It makes me feel I'm better off dead And the dumb rhymes keep on coming And they just get dumber 'Cause I've got writer's block I've got writer's block I sit and stare at an empty page Sometimes I stare at it for half the day I just can't find the words to say I guess it doesn't matter anyway And the dumb rhymes keep on coming And they just get dumber 'Cause I've got writer's block I've got writer's block Perhaps a bridge with a totally unrelated chord progression will cause a sensation Except the only word I can think of to rhyme is deanthropomorphization Writer's block I've got writer's block Writer's block I've got writer's block People like to rhyme They do it all the time They do it with words like "Moon" and "June" and "balloon" And words like "blue" and "I love you too" And the real simple words like "dance" and "chance" and "romance" And people think they're a genius 'cause they wrote a song They don't realize that EVERYONE writes that song I've got writer's block I've got writer's block Author: ChristopherMast Keywords: christopher mast christophermast writer's block winger1212's boobs Added: June 8, 2008

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http://christophermast.com THIS VIDEO responds to my LAST video in which I was supposed to appear interactive with the YouTube annotations feature. The problem is, the annotations feature stopped working shortly after I posted the video and I just ended up looking like a dick. Oh well. Author: ChristopherMast Keywords: christopher mast christophermast youtube annotations don't work winger 1212's boobs Added: June 5, 2008