 SomaCow 137: Reach Out and iTouch Somebody
from SomaCow
March 04, 2008
SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by Say Anything. Listen to three chicks talk about life, love and sex For free! We fired up some new intros, and the Hopper rejected them. After a quack recovery, Mickey informed us that this week has just been an all around bad time for him on the technological front. It seems he destroyed his laptop, mouse, desk, and much of the east bedroom at his house. Dude really is Powder So nice and sweet, and then he gets into a rage and metal starts flying. We discuss my inherent need to be on the internet, possibly to now include the installation of a swivel arm mounted computer in my bathroom. It just kills me to know that I could be playing scrabulous or posting some snarky reply to a podcasting forum, if only I didn t take such lengthy trips to the can. It s a family tradition, it would seem, because I remember many a night I would sit in the living room and stare at the hallway to the bathroom, wondering when dad would emerge again from his epic shits. Dude had a TV, the hotline to the radio station, a telephone, a CB hookup, 2,000 playboys, and several transistor radios, all around an avocado throne. We bore down on a topic near and dear to my wallet, namely, the Long Distance Relationship. Mickey regales us with a tale from his youthful days, when he was a child and she was a child in a kingdom named Big P. Sad, truly. I told of my ill-fated relationship with a Polack in Mamaroneck (Sorry again about all that!), and J informed us that he was born married to his wife. What s the biggest bill you ever ran up talking to the opposite sex? 900 numbers included, you dirty, dirty people. Hey, while we have a moment . Did you know that SCM is giving away a free iTouch? S true. Click the test at SomaCow.com and get into the running now! So, we at SomaCow frequently make it our goal to explore the mysterious of mankind, and better understand what it means to be a man. Today s topic of interest - Goatees and Van Dykes. WTF is the deal with this ubiquitous facial fur? Bald guys, hairy guys, emo boys, punk rockers . I cannot throw a rock without hitting six dudes that have a big satan beard all over their chin. Is this the pinnacle of our beardery? I hope not. I look to my good friend and trendsetter Elross for all my bearding advice. Don t forget to check out Mickey s Life Coaching at the :40 - Topic this week: Sprinkle some happiness! Is it okay for a guy to hug a guy? How do you hug? We gay right the hell out of this episode with a brief history of the love that dares to squeeze the charmin. We beared up on the following great artists in this episode: Oppenheimer - This Is Not a Test Punchline - Flashlight Jeff Howell - A Pretty Little Thing Put a Hurtin on Me
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