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Trust me, I know women. Join the TS gang for another fun-filled romp through the intricacies of modern society, the news, sports, entertainment and insight. This week, we're joined by Lisa - in her first show. The girls are offering gift advice, and the guys are taking it. There's a bunch more this week, so don't miss a chance at hilarity.

Ehhh...what? This week's Turnip Soup episode is unbelievably dominant - like the Chargers. That comparison is especially appropriate, because there is - again - a complete absence of show notes for this week's show. We're definitely talking about Favre again, doing some spontaneous music reviews, and talking smack on Bryan - the weakest link. Thanks for listening -- T/Z/P/S

Scary! This week's Turnip Soup show is very spooky. Just talking about this week's show could bring about demonic intervention. Look out behind you! Join Tim, Parker, Bryan, Sarah and NutZach for a trip through their scariest memories. Ouija boards, haunted hotels, possessed beatboxing...it's all here. Thanks for listening and spreading the word. Call the voicemail at 407-5TURNIP!

Calm down... It's time for Turnip Soup, and it's the 116th show. Join Tim, Parker, NutZach and Sarah for this week's trip through the world of wonder. If you love the show, you'll love this one...and because we're short on time, we're skipping on detailed show notes. So go listen. Cheers.

Can those drinks! We're not drinking at all this week. Weird, but kinda fun...in a purely remember everything tomorrow, don't slur your words and make semi-intelligible jokes kinda way. Don't miss out as the group invents Harry Potter TV shows to replace the waning series. They're talking abotu House, death panels, big feet, and generating power for your personal electronics. The Bud Light commercials and personal introduction songs are on the menu this week, just as samurai swords are chopping off hands during break-ins. Cougar cruises, piracy and crazy lawsuits...they're all on the docket. Whattya think? Should we go booze-free more often? Give us a call: 407-5TURNIP and speak your mind. Cheers, and keep spreading the word.

Pop! You might think that this show is tame. You might think that we don't have enough to talk about to really fire up the airwaves. Just ask the breakers in Zach's place. Join Tim, BM, Sarah, Jackie and Michelle as they welcome Asian Tim to his first show...and the crew gets so into it, they blow out the power in Zach's house. The topics are all over the map again this week...but it's guaranteed to be a great show. With only two cursing edits, we almost set a show record. Keep spreading the word, and thanks for listening.

Balalala...click! This week's episode of Turnip Soup is officially in the house. You won't want to miss most of this goodness... ...especially when we give you instructions on how to speak Canadian. Join Tim, Parker, Sarah, NutZach and BM for a wide, wide variety of topics and a boatload of laughter.

CALL THE VOICEMAIL: 407-5TURNIP (887647) It's true! Join the whole crew for an absolute laugh stock, in this week's show. We bring back the rap intro, manslaughter, and monster trucks. Tim admits dumping episode 109 because of a technical error, they talk spankings, football innuendos, weddings, hairiness, nakedness, lottery winnings, shooting incidents among football players, fatness, and SATs. Don't miss a beat, get the TS word on the street.

La la la la! It's the 108th episode of Turnip Soup, which means...you guessed it: absolutely nothing. Join the crew as they chat about medicinal marijuana, Redneck James' new son (Ryker!), Bryan's texting, and a whole slew of intermediary explicitry. Just when you thought things were done, you end up in the midst of a sing along. It's not your usual sing along, though, so standby to standby. Enjoy. And tell your friends.

** Call the new voicemail: 407-5TURNIP (407-588-7647) ** Rawr! It's 107 time. Join Tim, BM, NutZach and Parker for another episode that will make you question your life's purpose. This time around, we're hitting things like betting at the races, the walk of shame, cougars in Del Mar, holding your nose while swimming, movie reviews, Chuck Norris jokes, camping, tug of war, Comic-Con, Falcor, bluetooth, manslaughter, texting while driving...and a whole bunch more. Thanks to Zach for picking up the show notes - again. And thanks to all of you who keep calling in. You're making this roll.

40 years!? It's been 40 years since Woodstock, 40 years since Americans landed on the moon, and 40 years since Keith Richards looked human. Join Tim, NutZach, BM and Sarah for an action-packed Turnip Soup episode; number 106. We're talking Iowa, Zach's angst, Bryan's upcoming triathlon, Girls Gone Wild, Woodstock, reflections, and assassinations. Car racing is in the mix, the Late Show (Conan or Letterman?) and movie reviews stop in for a spell. There are people killing themselves over iPhones, people being debaptized, masses changing their religion (pun intended), towers changing names, suns being blocked and scary plane flights all around. Enjoy.

Heh. Not quite. It's about time. It's the final frontier. It's another proverbial statement full of obscurity and fantasy. It's the 105th episode of the Turnip Soup show. Fans, you'll be glad to know that Tim, BM, Parker, NutZach and Sarah are on their A games this week. First time listeners: you'll be glad to know that the first 104 episodes are available for you to download tonight. Join the squad as Parker tries to tell another ticket story (this is becoming often, right?), Zach brags of break dancing in San Jose, and Bryan nearly kills his biking buddies. The Burger King guy is creepy, and we love him for that. We've got UFC, voicemails, bearded midget ladies, brothel discounts, governmental IOUs, sex on the brain and rollerblading on the agenda. All of that is true - except for the rollerblading. This week's special: when will Parker and Tim actually hug? The tension is getting uncomfortable... Enjoy, and thanks for supporting the show.

Can't stop 'til you get enough! Welcome back to the Turnip Soup show, featuring your favorite Turnip Soup hosts: Tim, Parker, BM, NutZach, Sarah and Huff Daddy. With another unfortunate travel-induced break between episodes, this week's show is loaded with catch up fun. It wouldn't be a media program if we didn't talk a little bit about Michael Jackson, right? We do so for the requisite period of time, then launch into the real topics. Sarah's Canadian trip was fun, kids are getting hit with meteorites, Huff Daddy drives through hurricanes for dentist work, and much, much more. Thanks for listening, folks. Please keep spreading the word!

How smart are YOU? Join Tim, Parker, BM, Sarah and Huff Daddy for the 102nd episode of Turnip Soup. There's a bunch going on this week, but we don't really talk about any of that. Instead, the gang dances like a beautiful butterfly around meaningful topics. Parker talked his way out of a ticket. Huff Daddy has talked his way into tickets in ten states, and considers trying for all fifty. HD had a tooth removed, and is on drugs. Tim's dog Chewy was hit by a car, so the group suffers through the story. If you're Korean, chances are good that you love Parker; and if you're a hippo, with the sneezes, you'll act like you like Parker. The HD is getting serious with his new squeeze. But we saw that coming, right? And...Talk Smack Trivia makes a comeback. It's been a while, so we know you'll love it. Thanks for listening, spreading the word, and generally being awesome.

***Call the voicemail: 619/377-0549**** Finally! We've finally made it to and through the 100th episode of Turnip Soup, and there's a bunch to catch up on. This week's show recaps the party, and flies through a wide variety of topics. You won't want to miss discussion on washing bed sheets (how often?) and towels. It's not as obvious as you might have guessed. The team talks through some antics at Petco Park, and argues about the commonality of pedicures. They run through some upcoming concerts, what's hot (and what's not), and then satisfy CD with some Mana. Turnip Soup is now being recorded live, and you can listen in. Check out the right sidebar of turnipnetwork.com for times and links. Thanks for supporting the show!

Call the voicemail: 619-377-0549 Awwww...! The crew is back for another slamtastic episode of Turnip Soup. It's the 101st - which is one more than 99, clearly. Join Tim, NutZach, Huff Daddy, Sarah and BM for toilet snakes, Comic-Con, listener voicemails and more. Oh yah, the Huff Daddy is in love. The crew talks about times when they ran away as kids, things they're most afraid of, and a whole *ton* of other random topics. Enjoy.

***Call our voicemail: 619-377-0549*** *Cough* It's time for another Turnip Soup episode. We know: it was time for another episode last week. But with the 100th episode extravaganza being planned, the crew is awfully busy planning. Nonetheless, here's a good one for you. You won't want to miss it when Tim, NutZach, BM, Sarah, Parker and Michelle run through a handful of notable news stories - including Facebook firings, Comic-Con, missing street signs, and others. One of the members of the show has swine flu. Can you guess who? Sarah's potential eHarmony picks are in...and the crew has rated them. You have to hear how the guys ranked each of her potential suitors, and some awesome listener voicemails. Sarah sure is popular, these days; it must be something in the air. Thanks for continuing to listen to the show!

It's a match! ***Call the voicemail: 619-377-0549*** The next Turnip Soup episode is here, and it's smarter than a fifth grader. Join Tim, Parker, NutZach, Huff Daddy and Sarah for another trip through the funny, with stops at silly, ridiculous and shocking. Service is still running weekly, and fares are lower than they've ever been. We've got the usual random ramblings through the intro, but we're quick to jump into a review of Sarah's eHarmony profile, a few voicemails from potential suitors for Sarah, and some guidance on how she should finish it. There's a lot of mileage left to gain on the eHarmony front...so we're in it to win it. Don't think that's all in store; there's an hour and a half of amusement in this episode. Cheers!

What personality type are you? It's the 97th episode of Turnip Soup - your favorite weekly bowl of laughs. This week, join Tim, Sarah, Parker, BM and Huff Daddy as they roll through an hour and a half of fun...mixed just for you. The gang recaps some exceptional stories from the past week, some listener voice mails, and the in-depth results of a show-wide personality test. That's right: don't miss the personality dissection of each TS member. Who will you be most like? As a special treat, the crew revisits some classic Poo Monologues...who could miss that? Cheers.

Ouch! We're back in the shack of Sarah and Zach, with a brand new topics format, and a bundle of booyall. As if that wasn't enough, Parker's back! Join Tim, NutZach, BM, Huff Daddy and Parker for an awesome trip through the oddest news of the week, including a dedicated story telling from Huff Daddy. Oh yah - he passed a kidney stone last week! Bryan has a new place, Tim has a hairy face, and the US is dying all over the place. Check the forums for the show notes (thanks to Zach!), and follow along with the articles. Thanks for listening!