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2,395,741 Views - "Brandy" by the Greenhouse Effect band from LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA serves as Alternative Rock's ultimate One Hit Wonder Classic Modern / Relic Song at the SAME TIME. Redondo Beach Songwritor Clark "The Shark" Haggins penned the Song in the summer of 1991 show more... along with his other well known hooker SONG of the web "The White Black Song". Both Songs appeared on the 1992 double cd - The Rock Opera "White Suburban Liar$" an album which functions as G.e's Masterpiece and Legend Of great musical releases of the South Bay area. Haggins and his band proudly wear the crown as "The Most watched and downloaded band on the web" as from country to country "G.E." is quite beyond popular, often racking up the net's hugest viewership ...ofcourse led by Brandy. Hagins cringes at the brutal "One hit wonder" tag that much of the South Bay and Los Angeles has bestowed upon G.e. "Greenhouse Effect is so much more than Brandy and White Black" says Haggins in June 2007 "We are great songwriters and our phase with our former guitarist Phil Keegan has to be one of the most remarkable in Rock music". Keegan formed the band along with bassist Rick Carmody and Drummer Rich Hebben in 1985, Long before Haggins would join the group. The aggressive "Grunge rock" of the early days and standard songs like "Precarious" and "Racers' and "The Magic Man" made G.e. a household name around the South Bay of Redondo Beach and Los Angeles in their hey Day. By 1987, G.E. had completed fullfedged demo "recordings" as dominated by Keegan. Hagins vocals and drumming also were quite noticable as G.e. were set to take on the touring world of rock before inner band squables and a well publicized mess with L.A'S BAM Magazine shut the band down by November 1992, leaving Hagins with a top collection of songs but no band left to play them as Bassist Rick Carmody moved on to other punk rock bands in the South Bay among them one of the areas most well known in the ONE HANDED READERS. BY 1995, rumors of a G.e. comeback were in full swing but still Haggins and Carmody could not agree or come to terms and by 1997, Haggins declared any comeback attempts for the band as "dead". The internet and the 2000 millineum has brought G.e. back with a thunder as the band dominates search engines and Brandy eats up Top web and internet radio airplay at Jango Radio, Pandora, Radio Japan, Clear Channel, and others,..Indie Link as well. Today, the bizarre looking funny three piece band known as Greenhouse Effect are a goliath of cyberpsace. The Great songs defy the band's weird demeanor of Haggins and Carmody. The hit songs propel G.e. to a seen stature that other artists could only dream of - and a trail that EVERYBODY wishes they could blaze as well. Working with some 26 different twitter accounts 24 hours a day is an ongoing adventure for tiny G.e. but Haggins calls it well worth it; "We're a big thing now,..fuck man, We're the most watched Rock band in the history of mankind,..Lets be perfectly honest here,....People recognize me everywhere I go,..I am a legend,....G.e. looks real,...G.e. is human, We make mistakes and we suck,....that is the key,..We are one of the worst bands that I have ever seen ,..but its sad and its funny,..its fucking pathetic really,..we tried so hard,...we weren't cool people,..We were dorks,...thats why so many losers and nerds love us,..We're big in Japan and the middle east,...I think that the fact that we are just so really lame and complete failures is the whole reason why we are so fucking brilliant,..we're sorta like a collision of the Monkees and Weezer,..but even more awkward than that" Haggins often angrily attacks those he feels do not understand G.e. in his many blogs; "I hate KROQ RADIO,...THEY ARE SO FUCKING LAME AND BORING,...KROQ SUCKS,..THEY ARE ONE DIMENSIONAL AND TOO CONVENTIONAL,....there is no diversity there,...that radio station fucking sucks if they won't play the Brandy mp3 download by G.e. ,..We get more web traffic than ALL their bands combined !! All those Emo bands sound about the same just like Rap music,..theres only nuance differences !!!! I FUCKING HATE KROQ ,..THEY FUCKING SUCK !!They Can suck my fucking Dick ! AND HAGGINS is not timid when it comes to attacking artists that he feels are shallow and ruin music ; "Bands like Green Day suck and so to do the Foo Fighters. Dave Grohl sucks...Dave Grohl is boring and ordinary,...He is not a star,..he tries to grow long hair and beards to show how rock n roll classic he is,...real classic rockers see right through him,....they think he is a fucking dork,...real people who know real music always think that Dave Grohl sucks,..the guy is pathetic,...All his songs sound the same,..like a buncha boring ass shit that was recorded on Pro Tools,...FOO FIGHTERS SUCK,....THEY TRY TO BE COOL,..they try to show off how hip and 'knowledgable' that they are - I don't fucking like that shit " So is there any music from today that Haggins "does' like ??. "I like Airbourne and Dragonforce,....I like cheesey metal bands from the 1980's because they are real honest hetero guys who drink beer and chase women - they are real men - REAL HUMANS WHO ACT NORMAL AND NATURAL !!" Hagins continues "I don't like all the phoney Liberal P.C. SHIT thats out there like Coldplay and u2 - they both fucking suck,....I like people who act like themselves,...Like its their dying hours,...." The explosion of Greenhouse Effect musical success on the web has not exactly shocked Hagins; "I'm not really surprised,..we're a great band,..we get all sweaty and we are great showmen,...We are pure professional entertainers,..we make people laugh and cry cause its so 'real' ,..we hide nothing,..we are fucked up true dysfunctional people from weird families,..We are the greatest band of all time,..We don't need tattoos or piercings,....We just wanna make you Laugh and rock out !! As one of the web's most read, known, and Greatest writers or "Bloggers", Hagins sees his writing ability always improving at www.thegreenhouseEffectrocks.com "I write straight from my heart,...I say exactly whats on my mind,..If I am a Christian than I am a Christian,..If I am rightwing than that is what you get !!,...Sometimes I get pissed off at my fellow conservatives and sometimes I fucking don't !!,....I am an old fashioned Taurus ,..a penny saved is a penny earned,..yet I always manage to lose all my money,...often giving it all away to others,..Go figure that,....Sometimes I am very much kind of a Liberal myself !" Hagins says that writing straight from the heart and getting more people to read him than they do of Perez Hilton is extremely 'free-ing. "Or you can say that people like my readings because I write straight from my FARTS" Says Hagins........... Supernetcelebrities.com================= show less... "Alot of people have tried so hard to point out how I suck at everything,..not just music but ANYTHING,...IT COULD BE Swimming Pool cleaning or what-ever,..well,..the best way to shut all these motherfuckers up is to rub me and my music constantly in all their fucking dumb ass fat faces AND AT ALL TIMES TOO ,...til they suck my fucking Dick !! Now, where-ever I go, its a whole new scenery,...EVERYBODY gushes about how Great I am all of a sudden,..and I'm like 'fuck you' ,...Hey, .....suck my fucking Dick motherfucker !!" Needless to say, Hagins relishes in his new found notoriety with blogging and G.e. music ; "They know my music is good,..and they knew it all along,...they're just a buncha fucking piece of shit deuche bags,....they know that they are boring and talentless,...they're fucking ordinary,...they got nothing to offer,...they got no art or visions in their souls ......" - "And I fucking KNOW MORE than them too,....to top it off,..just fucking read my shit !!" Haggins spent years and much of his Life mailing in his music and pictures to record Labels and submissions attorneys and he feels that his goal is one day to cause as much financial harm and chaos to the music industry as he possibly can "These motherfucking pieces of shit didn't sign me,..and people Like that fucking piece of shit rag Bam Magazine tried to do, as much of the South Bay did and still does, much effort to marginalize and diminish me,..they tried to make fun of me and put me down and for what ?? ,..all because I was a great struggling musician who was simply trying to make it like anybody else,..when yer young and you have talent, THAT is what you are SUPPOSED TO DO,....but I got these fucking worthless ass motherfuckers at Bam Magazine fucking with me,..and much of my own family won't take the time to listen to me or my music ,..and to back me up,..you bet I am fucking pissed now,...I'm fucking 44 years old and I clean swimming pools,..what,..you fucking think I'm gonna be HAPPY ABOUT THIS SHIT - NOW TODAY ???? THEY signed all that worthless Rap and hip hop music that sucks and all sounds the same,..and they signed all these fucking cookie cutter mother fucker emo bands that all sound the same,..and I NEVER GOT MY CHANCE AND I'M FUCKING 44 NOW,...I HAD TO MAKE MY OWN CHANCE - I HAD TO DO THIS ALL MYSELF AND SPEND MY TIME HERE AT MY FUCKING COMPUTER BECAUSE NO ONE WILL HELP ME ,.....AND I'M FUCKING NUMBER ONE IN THE WORLD NOW !!! I DID THIS ,..I DID THIS !! LET ME TELL YA MAN,..NO ONE FUCKING HELPS ME -...NO ONE HELPED ME GET TO THE TOP ,...BUT ME !!!! "" ======================= ================= ------------------------------------------- Tags: perez tila porn jim mellon quartet hermosa saloon dodgers lakers kardashians truveo halogen tv

1,395,721 Views - "Brandy" by the Greenhouse Effect band from LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA serves as Alternative Rock's ultimate One Hit Wonder Classic Modern / Relic Song at the SAME TIME. Redondo Beach Songwritor Clark "The Shark" Haggins penned the Song in the summer of 1991 along with his other well known hooker of the web "The White Black Song". Both Songs appeared on the 1992 double cd - The Rock Opera "White Suburban Liar$" an album which functions as G.e's masterpiece and Legend Of great musical releases of the South Bay area. Haggins and his band proudly wear the crown as "The Most watched and downloaded band on the web" as from country to country "G.E." is quite beyond popular, often racking up the net's hugest viewership ...ofcourse led by Brandy. Hagins cringes at the brutal "One hit wonder" tag that much of the South bay and Los Angeles has bestowed upon G.e. "Greenhouse Effect is so much more than Brandy and White Black" says Haggins in June 2007 "We are great songwriters and our phase with our former guitarist Phil Keegan has to be one of the most remarkable in Rock music". Keegan formed the band along with bassist Rick Carmody and Drummer Rich Hebben in 1985, Long before Haggins would join the group. The aggressive "Grunge rock" of the early days and standard songs like "Precarious" and "Racers' made G.e. a household name around the South Bay of Redondo Beach and Los Angeles in their hey Day. By 1987, G.E. had completed fullfedged demo "recordings" as dominated by Keegan. Hagins vocals and drumming also were quite noticable as G.e. were set to take on the touring world of rock before inner band squables and a well publicized mess with L.A'S BAM Magazine shut the band down by November 1992, leaving Hagins with a top collection of songs but no band to play them as Bassist Rick Carmody moved on to other punk rock bands in the South Bay among them one of the areas most well known in the ONE HANDED READERS. BY 1995, rumors of a G.e. comeback were in full swing but still Haggins and Carmody could not agree or come to terms and by 1997, Haggins declared any comeback attempts for the band as "dead". The internet and the 2000 millineum has brought G.e. back with a thunder as the band dominate search engines and Brandy eats up Top web and internet radio airplay at Jango Radio, Pandora, Radio Japan, Clear Channel, and others,..Indie Link as well. Today, the bizarre looking funny three piece band known as Greenhouse Effect are a goliath of cyberpsace. The Great songs defy the band's weird demeanor of Haggins and Carmody. The hit songs propel G.e. to a seen stature that other artists could only dream of - and a trail that EVERYBODY wishes they could blaze as well. Working with some 26 different twitter accounts 24 hours a day is an ongoing adventure for tiny G.e. but Haggins calls it well worth it; "We're a big thing now,..fuck man, We're the most watched Rock band in the history of mankind,..Lets be perfectly honest here,....People recognize me everywhere I go,..I am a legend,....G.e. looks real,...G.e. is human, We make mistakes and we suck,....that is the key,..We are one of the worst bands that I have ever seen ,..but its sad and its funny,..its fucking pathetic really,..we tried so hard,...we weren't cool people,..We were dorks,...thats why so many losers and nerds love us,..We're big in japan and the middle east,...I think that the fact that we are just so really lame is the whole reason why we are so fucking brilliant,..we're sorta like a collision of the Monkees and Weezer,..but even more awkward than that" Haggins often angrily attacks those he feels do not understand G.e. in his many blogs; "I hate KROQ RADIO,...THEY ARE SO FUCKING LAME AND BORING,...KROQ SUCKS,..THEY ARE ONE DIMENSIONAL AND TOO CONVENTIONAL,....there is no diversity there,...that radio station fucking sucks if they won't play Brandy mp3 download by G.e. ,..We get more web traffic than ALL their bands combined !! I FUCKING HATE KROQ ,..THEY FUCKING SUCK !! AND HAGGINS is not timid when it comes to attacking artists that he feels are shallow and ruin music ; "Bands like Green Day suck and so to do the Foo Fighters. Dave Grohl sucks...Dave Grohl is boring and ordinary,...He is not a star,..he tries to grow long hair and beards to show how rock n roll classic he is,...real classic rockers see right through him,....they think he is a fucking dork,...real people who know real music always think that Dave Grohl sucks,..the guy is pathetic,...All his songs sound the same,..like a buncha boring ass shit that was recorded on Pro Tools,...FOO FIGHTERS SUCK,....THEY TRY TO BE COOL,..they try to show off how hip and 'knowledgable' that they are - I don't fucking like that shit " So is there any music from today that Haggins "does' like ??. "I like Airbourne and Dragonforce,....I like cheesey metal bands from the 1980's because they are real honest hetero guys who drink beer and chase women - they are real men - REAL HUMANS WHO ACT NORMAL AND NATURAL !!" Hagins continues "I don't like all the phoney Liberal P.C. SHIT thats out there like Coldplay and u2 - they both fucking suck,....I like people who act like themselves,...Like its their dying hours,...." The explosion of Greenhouse Effect musical success on the web has not exactly shocked Hagins; "I'm not really surprised,..we're a great band,..we get all sweaty and we are great showmen,...We are pure professional entertainers,..we make people laugh and cry cause its so 'real' ,..we hide nothing,..we are fucked up true dysfunctional people from weird families,..We are the greatest band of all time,..We don't need tattoos or piercings,....We just wanna make you Laugh and rock out !! As one of the web's most read, known, and Greatest writers or "Bloggers", Hagins sees his writing ability always improving at www.thegreenhouseEffectrocks.com "I write straight from my heart,...I say exactly whats on my mind,..If I am a Christian than I am a Christian,..If I am rightwing than that is what you get !!,...Sometimes I get pissed off at my fellow conservatives and sometimes I fucking don't !!,....I am an old fashioned Taurus ,..a penny saved is a penny earned,..yet I always manage to lose all my money,...often giving it all away to others,..Go figure that,....Sometimes I am veery much kind of a Liberal myself !" Hagins says that writing straight from the heart and getting more people to read him than they do of Perez Hilton is extremely 'free-ing. "Or you can say that people like my readings because I write straight from my FARTS" Says Hagins Supernetcelebrities.com

134,835 Views - Play the Greenhouse effect "White Suburban Liar$ The Rock opera" (1992). The Original 16 Song cd has been 'expanded' and digitally remastered for improved Sound as well as "Surround" Dolby Stereo 2009 !! The album now features some 31 Songs !! Available everywhere on the web ! The original opera 'story' as influenced by albums by the Who, Queen, and others resulted in a double cd that grew upon the "Going Legit" original concept. The Lead character travels back in time, Goes to war in Iraq (Twice), comes home to homelessness, and eventually dies in anonimity - Two seperate 'concept' 'stories' actually collide merging reality with fantasy. The original album went on sale to Large unit shifts in 1994 for an album that had no live band to play it and limited advertising. Today in 2009.....Greenhouse Effect live on as "The Earth's most watched band" mainly upon the merits of 1991 Classic "Brandy" and "A White Black Thang" (1992). The grunge Super Group plans no live gigs or returns to shows anytime soon.

10,835 Views - Vod Pod Video for the Planet's Most Watched Band "The Greenhouse Effect" and Swimming Pool Cleaner Clark Hagins . The Redondo Beach Trio , Led by Guitarist Phil Keegan and his "TotalSonicFuzzdom" style of Grunge guitar , have become legends Of the internet as their videos and Myspace are Top watched and heavily studied Websites of the internet Web !! Their band website; www.thegreenhouseEffectrocks.com and it's manic 'blogs' are some of the most trafficed in cyberspace as G.e. racks up astounding TSW (Time Spent Watching) Web daily numbers with ease. G.E. are clearly obviously no ordinary band indeed. This strange power trio with the very catchy songs rock more like the Beatles or the Who than sound like another u2 clone or Coldplay copyest. The clear "inventors" of grunge got their start long LONG before their was ever a Nirvana or Pearl jam. Somehow, record contracts and stadium rock glory eluded the Mighty G.e. and today, they are all in their mid 40's but with mass emails, glorious rock 'videos' and tons of the biggest internet hype and Jango Radio airplay, G.E. live again in the recent years of 2007,8, and 9 - bigger than any other band ,...atleast in cyberspace... "What would a G.e. gig sound like today??" wonders Hagins "Well,..i can tell you this,...if we had just a week or two to rehearse and lay down some of our best songs,..well obviously ,..you would once again see the Greatest band on Earth,...but don't look for it to happen anytime soon,...We all can't stand each other (Laughs),..or atleast,..none of them can stand ME !! ,...ITS alot like Bubblepuppy or Credence,..We've fallen apart into several different incarnations and 'camps',...We threaten each other with lawsuits n shit,....We argue over who started G.e. or even came up with the name,..and all that,..its a mess,...and there is many different versions of G.e. - but I know THIS; I AM IN 'ALL' OF THEM (Laughs),...the three of us really don't speak,...actually,...I should say THE EIGHT OF US (LAUGHS) !! GREENHOUSE EFFECT Went through many different drummers,..among them Bell/South Gate's Mike Valencia, Torrance's Rich Hebben, Long Beaches Greg Tarpley, and San Pedro skin pounder Martin Silva,..and even Haggins himself as well !!! "Don't forget Palle from Denmark" says Hagins with a Laugh. "We went through so many phases as a band" says Haggins "Thats what makes us so damned interesting to millions of people,..we really had a unique and interesting evolution" Greenhouse Effect's 1991 stunner "Brandy" has grown to become one of alternative Rock's most remarkable tracks in cyberspace as it is seen millions of times a day in over 200 Countries as it racks up impressive embeds and downloads - especially In England where one would sware that G.e. is British "The song is so damned good" says Hagins "The hillarious British accent on it makes it a novelty classic - it doesn't 'sound' like Greenhouse Effect - NOT AT ALL !!" HAGINS says that the keys to his songwriting success are lotsa lotsa hours of lonliness and a horrible childhood. "Definitely,..you can feel my pain in all my songs but especially in tracks Like Brandy" says Hagins "We convey a disarming vulnerability that is so fucking real,..We are the real shit !!" www.jango.com/music/GreenhouseEffect - www.jango.com/music/GreenhouseEffect - www.theGreenhouseEffectrocks.com

2.674.921 Skat ts - GoogleVideo.Com / Youtube Video par siltumn cas efektu's "Balta Melna Thang" (1991) ir viens no Liel kais Video 2007! is klips ir audz anu ir viens no liel kajiem Videos on Net visu laiku uz Los Angeles Band, ka pieauga no nekurienes 2005 uz tru to sekm gas Myspace Site. Myspace ir piln gi jauns pakalpojums, kas pal dz alternat v s rokgrupas nok t uzklaus tam masveida k ar ieg t dro u onto FM Radio! 2007.gada oktobr , siltumn cas efekts, kas vienk r s video uz PC Clark Hagins to top dziesmu "Brandy", un dziesma bija t l t ja milz gs pan kums. "Balta Melna dziesma" novilka 2007.gada decembr sp k 2008.gada janv r ar da iem Net liel kais sp l Hagins un grupa .... "M s veic m GoogleVideo.Com!, .. M s cilv kus tur un vi i pavada laiku tur ... baudot video no visas pasaules, ... Google par d siltumn cas efektu un brendijs un" Balt Black "par du pateic bas, ka nevar pas kums "saka Hagins" M s esam lab ko! " 2008.gada j nij , G.e. steno Zeus 1.000 Robotu tehnolo ijas, kas str klu Ge Dziesmas praktiski visu mekl t jprogrammu Topi un Saist ts ar tiem t ksto iem MLM t mek a vietn s, kas Hagins, Rick Carmody un Ge Viens no visvair k skat s liet m vis internet , ... spridzin anas Ge M ziku top auditoriju Latvija, Braz lija, Argent na, Vjetnama, Jap na, Krievija, na un Turcija. Anglij , G.e. ir viens no visvair k interneta surfed Rock joslas. Siltumn cas efekts American Music ir Latvija Top lejupiel d t dziesmas! ================ kelly slater, surfing, halogen tv, twitter, susan boyle, simon, mefeedia, cast tv, zeus robot, tila, perez, lisa nova, latvia, estonia, turkey, asia, mlm sites, make money, brandy, myspace, youtube, vod pod, asher, diddy, jay z, hip hop, toronto, jersey devils, idol, dancing, porn, truveo