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Originally polka danced at SomaCow.com After the debacle of Geoff spilling his water on the board (at least it wasn t the coffee, that would have pissed Geoff off royally!), the guys talked about bonding. We made the first step making Geoff s Butt for the guys before the show, and the rest of the crew went out on a school night to a gathering at Willow Tree. There they drank with JPP s Gary at the helm of the bar, and bonded with the boot and some polka music. Nothing like a good couple drinks, some good food, and music to bond up some men or a game of Euchre. Geoff, Mickey, Jamie and I all started playing Euchre together. We ve gone a week without and I m jonesing! I m so addicted to that game. I don t know what it is but for some reason games, especially card games, tickle my inner addict. Join our forum here and tell us what you like to play, do, drink, or just vent.

Originally cleaned up at SomaCow.com Hi all, it s Jen. I just wanted to take this opportunity to thank all of you who supported our Cure fo no wait, I promised I d drop the topic until Friday s live show. So episode 368! So in the next couple weeks, one of my jobs is on vacation so I find myself with some extra time possibly. In my head, I already have a list of things around the house I want to do to catch up on things. Get the rooms cleaned up and organized, start cleaning out The Martini Room to make the move to Studio G easier, go swimming but I have to admit it helps when I have someone else here with me (mom!) to get me all pumped. Otherwise the swimming wins out. After I had Rowan, I found myself looking for non-court room drama television. I searched around the home improvement channels and stumbled about and saw my girl, Niecy Nash from Reno 911 with a big flower in her hair. I thought maybe they were doing something to her home but lo and behold she was the host of a show! Clean House is all about getting stuff out of a couple rooms, selling it, and then using that money to renovate. I loved it and watched it every day. I have to admit, I was a little surprised when I heard the guys talking about it in this episode. Who knew they watched such girly shows! Oh, wait OK, so I wasn t that surprised. They also talked about neighbor s garage sales. Do you go buy your neighbor s stuff? We had neighbors that, no joke, had a garage sale every weekend for at least 2 months. I finally went over and bought a stop light for Geoff and a DVD for me. Thought it was the neighborly thing to do. But, having hosted a few garage sales myself, sometimes you put crap out there and I d hate to see my friends buy crap. Then the guys went onto a little more manly topic, comics. Oh wait, this is not those kind of comics like Gary and Felix talk about on their shows. This is more like the strips in the paper. Eh, still manlier. Have you seen the Garfield minus Garfield comics on the interwebs? Check it out if not, they are pretty damn funny Crap, found myself looking at them! Back to the task at hand. So speaking of comics, Geoff and Mickey are pretty big Calvin ve been around for a while, but where did they start and why do people still have them? When did Calvin go around pissing on things? Moving into a more manly topic, mainly the Maawwoooawwn segment (oh, I see what they re doing here, start off fem and move on up), Geoff shook hands with a black man and together they helped a woman in distress. I sat in the car and ate my Steak n Shake. I m going to have to go back and listen to the episode myself as I don t recall what the other guy/man/dudes did this week. Check it out! And while I m at it, join me live tonight for ComaSow! (assuming you are reading this on the day it is posted). Hey, it s a perk of writing the blog, right?

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Originally donned at SomaCow.com In this hour, we discuss my supposed resemblance to a certain filmmaker who shall remain chinless, and we went for a prolonged Man Segment. That sounds far worse than it was. So, yeah, I need to take a moment to thank some people who have been instrumental in our upcoming Cure for the Run. Thanks to all these folks, who you should get acquainted with, quicklike! http://www.twitter.com/SignOSaurus - for helping us get a great banner! http://www.wallstplaza.net - for giving us the awesome venue http://www.rockforhunger.org - for doing great things in our community, and their blog ItsJustJoe - for all the help, suggestions, and fun surprises to come IamZ - for the longest distance donation, so far SoundGuy - for the advice, music assistance, and the first donation back when this was still just an idea Woozxyl - for her generous donation and generous all around being http://www.peglegpug.com - for being awesome, and noting us on her blog http://montinesilva.blogspot.com/ - equally as awesome, and a nice blog post about us Prime Time Geek - for supporting us on the show and site Just Push Play - for giving us the opportunity to get super heroes and furries at the event ComaSow - for promoting and putting off their show postings to work on the Run ComaSowJen - for putting the hours in organizing this motley crew The Dorknation - for mentioning us on the air The Experience - for the banner on the site and mentions on air Winter Park Photography - for offering their services http://www.twitter.com/tomsorrells - for being an inspiration Greg Rollett - for working so hard with us on this project! twitter.com/markkrupinski - for the link and event on his blog Jeff Howell - He is a Big Red Dog and he s our first local celebrity guest Drew Garabo - They have mentioned us on air and Drew, barring The Magic, will also be out supporting the run

Originally toked at somacow.com SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by   uh wait .. what? Even with some alleged short term memory loss, it was pretty easy to remember the first topic from this hour. Elross put it very plainly, in bold, WEED! Geoff believes that he is now for legalization of marijuana. California is looking into it, as tax revenue. Just think of how much money would be made! I talk to people all the time, of all ages, who say oh, yeah, we smoke pot . They are professionals, all ages, all races. Pot smokers are not just college students or drop-outs being lazy and getting high while watching Up In Smoke or Dazed and Confused anymore. It is recognized by many for its medicinal properties and for just relaxation. So why is it still illegal? Mickey thinks it makes you lazy. Maybe the people for the legalization just don t have the drive to get out there and make changes? So besides this, the man thing of the week was discussed. Geoff turned the wheel, Mickey forgot to minimize his porn surfing, Ross is thinking, and J snored? I guess that s manly. Women snore, I know I have and my mom does but I guess we just don t admit it often? Or maybe the men just don t complain. Probably the latter. Mickey s life coaching centered around the current schools in our system and how worthless they are. Did you get a good education? Was it public? private? How about your kids? Many men say to look at your girl s mom and you ll see your future. But what about guys? Are you like your dad? Do you look like him or act like him? I know that the things I was immediately attracted to in Geoff absolutely resembled my dad. Are you in the Central Florida area? If so, we re trying to plan an ice skating meetup/tweetup on June 13th. You can check out the details (or add suggestions) here! And we are still working out the details on the Cure for the Run on August 22nd. We re trying to nail down the charity. Have you had experience with charity functions? Maybe you can assist us! We d love to get your input. You can discuss it with us here. You can donate via paypal to somacow@gmail.com and just put cure for the run or some other designation for it!

Originally posted at SomaCow.com Brought to you by The Willow Tree where you can see Gary of JPP and talk to him about beer! Well this was it! That s rigtht, the beer challenge we ve been talking about on the forum! Gary and Ross made beer. I say that because, well, you ll see. But anyway, there aren t many notes because Ross was readying his beer. I didn t take any pics because I was partaking in the tasting. So, Gary brought in a beautiful, yummy, beer. I drank it very quickly and wished there was more! Ross brought in his large mugs filled with a pale ale of some kind. It was flowery, or something. Anyway! Enjoy the episode and learn something about beer! What kind of beer would you like to see Gary make?

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by Tylenol in all its forms. In this, our middle hour, we discussed the germs that Mickey brought into the studio. Now we can t blame him for sure on our current situation (read 3 people hopped up on Tylenol and Nyquil alternating between hot and cold). I mean Brian from JPP came in sick, The Sports Buzz s Ryan had a sniffle Felix might have had a virus Speaking of viri, we seem to have had one infect the studio. How do we find out where it came from? Luckily it was easy to get rid of but what a pain, still! So here we sit, snot rags all around, blankets covering our naked bodies because it will just get hot again soon, but hey, we aren t eating so 1000 pound challenge here we come! In fact I m starting to get a little hungry but the only thing in our fridge is the Velvet Duck we  had the other night. Holy crap! Maybe we have Avian Bird Flu from the Velvet Duck! (That s Geoff current theory at least-yeah, feverish) You all stay healthy so you can join us for ComaSow live Wednesday! (hey, it was the only show that didn t get a plug yet) Related articles by Zemanta CFIA confirms avian flu outbreak on B.C. farm Euthanization of 60,000 turkeys could begin Monday

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by SomaCow.net. Normally I would take this time to tell you about the topics the guys talked about but they are sort of varied this episode, everything from food (congratulations to our listeners who are actually losing weight in the 1000 pound challenge and not trying to sabotage it, J ), Mickey cluing us in to the Sunrise Diner, and planets. But I know you ll listen no matter what I write here, and we thank you for that. Now if you can do us a favor and check out the other shows on the network! We love seeing members of The Heard (join our facebook group if you haven t already) in each of the other shows each week and want even more! Of course you know you can find these all live at ustream.tv each week! Starting on Fridays with the flagship show, SomaCow is live every Friday from 7-10 PM Eastern. On Saturdays from 8-10 PM Eastern, is one of our 2 newest shows, Prime Time Geek with Felix. He covers a variety of geeky topics from comics to sci-fi to technology. Sundays, from 6-8 PM Eastern, is our sports show, The Sports Buzz. Join Ryan and Todd for coverage and opinions on all things sporty. And check their site for their special time for the big game . Mondays from 8-10 PM Eastern is one of our older shows, Just Push Play, where Gary and the gang talk about all things north of center of pop culture. And finally, Wednesdays, from 8-8:30 PM Eastern, is ComaSow with Geoff and Jen (that s me) doing our fun banter while playing and reviewing music that comes into the SCMN studios. Let us know which shows you listen to and recommend for others! Also, is there a show you d like to hear? A suggestion for a type of show? Let us know!

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by ComaSow back and better than ever! In this, their finest hour, the guys talked about mash-ups, kids books, and food (surprise surprise!) So Geoff doesn t like mash-ups. I have to agree with him, kind of. I guess I semi-agree with him? I remember some of the first mash-ups I saw and they were good, innovative, neat even! But since then the crap has been flying and Geoff will have nothing to do with it! What is it with creativity? Has it really all been done? I d love to speak to someone living about 200 years ago to see if they thought the same thing. We talked about this on ComaSow s inaguralish new redesigning episode which you can listen to here. We need new stuff people! And I don t mean like we get a Pulp Fiction and then 80 movies after that where the timing of the movie is all jumbled up. There has to be something! Geoff and I made a resolution to read a book to Rowan every night. We have done a good job with many thanks to my family for about 50 books they gave her for Christmas. One that I loved, and was the subject of Geoff s Weekly Constitutional, was Click, Clack, Moo, an early indoctrination into the world of unions via cows. What could be better? And what 3rd hour would be complete without food talk? Even though the show is now live 7-10 PM it doesn t mean that 3 hours of the best internet radio talk show, ever doesn t make a man hungry! We found a great site for reviews and ratings of local restaurants. It had very few missing and we joined up to start reviewing where we eat. Hey, at least we feel that our eating out is making a difference! So check out Urban Spoon, and make your voice heard! We know you all have great palates. And guess what? Our own Gary from Just Push Play is on TV! The schedule is changing this week but check in Monday to JPP live from 8 to 10 (if the crew has gotten rid of their sicknesses) to get the most up-to-date info.

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by SomaCow.net When reviewing the notes from this episode, I was greeted with the following notes: Mickey wants to bang Oprah, Geoff s sack and the shaving thereof, Jen calls again Wow, I don t know that there is that much more I can say about those that listening yourself won t take care of! There are a few things I feel I must tell you, though. First, we are taking nominations for Listener of the Year-2008. You can nominate someone (or yourself) here on our forums! Also, Geoff reviewed a fantastic book that he recommends to all-no matter what your beliefs. Even though it was written a few years ago and he s read it a few times, it still gets him riled up over what is going on out there. And to update you on the SomaCow Media doings of 2009 SomaCow is still going strong on Friday nights (live) for 3 hours (7-10 Eastern)! Join us! Saturdays now showcase Prime Time Geek (PTG) live from 8-10 Eastern. Their first show with SCM was last week and Felix had a great reception. Join us again this week! On Sundays, The Sports Buzz still continues to discuss the hot sports topics of the day. This week join Ryan and special guest Luke sitting in for Todd, from 6-8 Eastern. Just Push Play continues to entertain with Brian (titsMagee), CR, and Nova on their new night of Mondays from 8-10 PM Eastern. And expecting to start this week, Wednesday?, is the return of ComaSow with Geoff and Jen! We ll be reviewing new bands sent in to us as well as show you all a little glimpse into our crazy life. Check out the site for details on time! Thank you all for an unbelievable 2008! We are looking forward to an even better 2009. Jen

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow! T was the night before Christmas, and the whole damned show Was feeling a bit hostile. Why? I dunno. It could be the fact that J and Ross just cannot, Show up in our studio on time, and un-pot. Ted. Perhaps the malaise comes from Mickey or I s Inability to stop with We quit Smoking! lies. Or it could be that two years ago, when started this crap, We figured we d be set: in luxury s lap. The anger has flown, from one show to the next, To the point where JPP and TSB only send texts. The equipment is breaking, and a mountain of trash, Has stacked in the studio; Wait, is that hash? It s been a tough year for SomaCow Media, Inc. We ve seen a few shows flounder, falter, and then sink. Lord knows we ll miss the sounds of Syndown Gay German Ass Poundery, With Super Synth Sound. And who could forget our Dear Lunar Room? I can t understand why that show was doomed. It consisted of great talk, and music, and whorin I really miss the gay, and Eric, and Lauren I never got over the shock to my system When one Friday Night, The Aftermath went missin It wasn t that they quit, or were fired, per se. They just ceased arriving mysteriouslay eh? Another great loss, and a bitter end, tis true, Our Sister Show Say Anything, Voice of the Shrew Came when Jen, Debe, Diana, and that puppet broad Kari Collectively went all Aunt Flo (t was scary) Year s been a real bitch, you betcha, yeppers We ve lost more members than a whole camp of lepers Very little remains of the banner we raised The cow is near tippin , her eyes are a-glazed But what of the past? I ve never been one To sit and pine over what s over and done. To 2009, and what will cure our sinking ship! It better be good, and I hope it comes quick. First off, We ve brought on board a fiery new host, Take a moment with us and give him a toast! Prime Time Geek is the name you ll need in your browser The man has chops, mad knowledge, huge Bowsers. And with a bit of SomaCow polish, grace, grease and spit We re grabbing one show back from the podcasting pit Refire the barbie, and fill his mouth with some corn We re bringing Piggy back, ComaSow is reborn. Now, Geoff, you might say, as you listen these words I think you might have swapped brains with a bird Whyever, dear man, would you keep up this charade? I mean, seriously When is the last time ANYONE was paid? I could tell you some shit, about how we do it for more Than any of your precious shiny dollars afford. How we re fighting big media, giving ideas a voice How we re providing an independent and damned fine new choice. But the reality is, as I stand with you here I am not sure if all of us will be back next year. Some may go on, to pastures much greener. Some may get thrown out, if they don t learn to operate the fucking board. I am looking directly at you, Brian, you piece of utter shit. Do your fucking job, stop eating on my fucking board, quit breaking shit, and stop yelling into the fucking mic. You worthless, smarmy bastard. I wish your dad had shot you into the carpet. Anywhere, where was I? Oh yes, Merry Christmas. How in the hell could I ever have missed this? What I want to be clear, why we do what we do - We do what we do here for well you. It sure ain t the pay, SomaCow bleeds red out her ears Wonder if we can claim listeners as dependents this year? But there is something I earn, each time I crack the mic The ever growing response, what you hate, what you like. I hear from a bonzer guy, in Australia, no doubt - And he thinks it s wicked, what we re putting out. I hear from a sweet lady, avoiding retirement And she s knitting my baby new attirements We receive your emails, your phone calls, your letters We sit in stark awe at the discussion, unfettered. You suck, and we love it. You re right on point Hey Ross, it s your mother, can I get a joint? Maybe this year, we ll land a few paying spots to air, Lord knows, the economy is robust and prepared! But as long as there s will, and scratchies, and brew And listeners like Chrispy, and Iceman, and you I can promise you that, come success or obscurity We ll continue, we ll develop, we ll work, and we ll see. Perhaps one day, instead of scrabbling uphills We might break even after paying our bills. Until that day comes, just know we are pumped. To have you download us, and in ear be dumped. From unsnowing Florida, we say with eyes mistenin Merry Christmas, The Heard, and thank you for listenin! Oh, and also. Bowlful of Jelly. Just sayin .

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by ComaSow which will hopefully be resurrected soon! Yes, J, sorry, but it s me. No witty Geoff here, but somone has to write the blog and since you aren t, I am. Speaking of J, it seems like Brian (tits mcgee) from Just Push Play is the new J at least in the firing department. He was fired again, I think. I guess we ll see Monday when JPP does their live show! Mickey says he s drinking again, but Geoff won t believe it until it s on Facebook. After all, nothing is true until it s on Facebook! So this isn t an official vote but we ll take nominations (by commenting on my awesome blog!) but who is the best listener? Someone who comments here? someone who listens live every Friday? someone who downloads every podcast? someone who downloads each podcast more than once?? Who would you nominate? (you can nominate yourself, it s ok) And in sad news, our first photo hung in the studio is one of Bettie Page on the beach. Beautiful photograph. We wish her happiness in the realm after life as she passed away this weekend. We d also like to thank The Redboy Podcast for our care package! We got some awesome Podcasting shirts (but the largest is 2XL maybe the cameras slim??) and a coffee mug and some magnets and pens and chip clips. Awesome stuff from Redboy and The Copy Shop. Check out the show and their shop! Let s support fellow podcasters and their endeavors. Speaking of which, anyone need any work done from  home? I am a great typist, editor (these blogs withstanding, I do them for free and usually with a baby on me so slack granted), whatever I can do for you! yeah, I m totally asking here you never know! If you need someone to do something for you/your business (not just anything, I do have SOME lines!) please email me, Jen, at jen@sayanythingradio.com thanks! And thank you all to listening to SomaCow and all of the SomaCow Media shows! Please tell a friend, or two!

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Ross no, screw Ross,  he got his hour last week. This hour is brought to you by NASA. Since he apparently is the nexus point of the whole damned show, it s fitting that he feature prominently, I suppose. In this hour, we discussed my rapid disenfranchisement with the Chope Express (Curse You, Obama!), we celebrated IamZ s birthday (He is from Thailand, Mickey. Stop being a cliche!), and the Endeavor Launch. I hereby dedicate this episode to the fine men, women, dogs, tomato seeds, and monkeys that make up our Space Program. Being one of the good things we do with Government, May your funding be reinstated tenfold, and may you continue to challenge the infinite with your courage and tenacity. We also chatted a bit about brothers, since mine called in a few times - Cannot thank that man enough for the PAP machine. While it curtails my wife s advances on me somewhat, it lets me sleep, and that is a good thing, for myself, my career, the listeners, and even random people on the street. I was rapidly becoming one of those idiots that gets out of their car to tap on other people s windows to discuss the proper way to make a dual left (USE THE CHICKEN SCRATCHES, PEOPLE!!!) Mickey s sister made Mickey do the Pee Pee dance. J s brother dates Hot Ukrainian? Poon. Siblings rule. Overall, I think our first real Friday went well. Show starts at 7pm, if you ever want to watch live, just swing by the Ustream and join in. Thanks again to Gary of Just Push Playor for vacating to Monday nights at 8pm, where he will remain eardelicious for all your counter, sub, and uber culture needs. Note from Mickey: I am truely honored to live in a country that has sent men to touch the sky.  There are times that I feel that Geoff and I were born in the wrong decade.  I think the two of us should have been in a class room sitting next to Dennis the Menace and J, watching gigantic rockets being launched heavenward.  I envy those that not only reach for the stars, but are given the opportunity to dance among them (YES, Mr. Literalpants, I know the stars are way way far off, I was being poetic). The men and women responsible for theorizing, engineering, building, flying, and caring for the machines that break away from Earth are to be admired, and given our awe.  In thier efforts they provide pride in humanity, pride in America, and pride in intelligence. As a side note, the production staff has sent out letters to a few people to see if any of the parties would be interested in Kwadal Television.  It will unhinge the need for any other channel. Referential links, because if you are a reader, you need something to read On Heels of Campaign Promises, Obama Faces Big NASA Decisions If You Believe, We ll Put A Man On The Moon Future of the U.S. Space Program in Obama s Hands Endeavour heading for space station rendezvous Endeavour heading for space station Obama on Space Shuttle approaches space station

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by insert your show name here. In this, their finest hour, the boys put out the call, talked about quitting smoking, and did some impersonations. Fine, indeed! So SomaCow is ready to expand. No, not our bellies, but our catalog of shows! Right now we have, of course, SomaCow. We also have The Sports Buzz, Just Push Play (whenever they aren t at a convention), and Say Anything (when they aren t getting new jobs, having babies, moving ). So while we have a nice little variety of shows, we want to get more. We all know you have stuff to say, you definitely let us know here, live on Saturdays in chat, on Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, and email! So what kind of show would you do? Would it be just you? Advice? Music? Chat on your favorite hobby? Let us know, become part of our family. After this call out, Ross decided he wants to do a show so be sure to tune in this week as the guys give him a chance at hosting! Of course what would 3rd hour be without you guessed it Hulk Impersonations! Now was it The Incredible Hulk? Or the other incredible Hulk Hogan. Guess you ll have to listen and see. Geoff is trying to quit smoking. I am really so proud of him. I know that he is trying to be healthier for himself, me, and Rowan. I really know he was willing to try anything when he agreed to try out a laser clinic While it might not have worked completely, I do have to say that that first day he was very pleasant! (even if he was sleeping away most of it). So what methods have you tried to quit smoking? What have worked? What have failed? We know very few people who have actually successfully quit. My dad is one of them. He just stopped one day. He didn t tell anyone, he just stopped. He had smoked for 40 or so years and poof, gone. He is also the only honest one I have known who said he still wants one every day and he s not smoked for over 10 years. I quit I got pregnant though and while it was physically tough, the emotional side and elation of being pregnant made it pretty easy in comparison. I think I d go back if it wasn t for her and us nursing but I hope that I don t go back when we stop guess we ll just have to get pregnant again! Geoff s Weekly Constitutional this week was on John Hodgman s new book, More Information Than You Require which you can get here! And while you are there, check out John s site. Fascinating stuff. We love this man! And his books are great, from cover to back cover, to back cover inset to front cover inset to back of the actual hard cover of the book and all the pages in between. Thank you all for being such great listeners, I know the guys appreciate it. Keep those comments and emails coming. We all love doing what we do and we love to hear how much you love what we do! Stuff to pass the time until the next episode of SomaCow: The PC guy on love and space aliens Tila Tequila switches from Yahoo spawn to Mac guy [Celebritards] Barack Obama: New US President Digitally !! What am I Missy? A Visit To The Marvel Comics Headquarters