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It's the playoffs but instead of watching the games Pete and Kevin get stuck at a terrible Christmas party, while Ruxin and Taco go to Chinatown on a very special mission.

Jake Dewar, Comedian-Tragedian gives an inside look at the daily routine of his life, showing how it varies from the typical routine of most other people. “A Day In the Life…” is from Jake’s upcoming DVD “Dog Bless America,” soon to be available at www.JakeDewarComedy.com! Ranked 1.87 / 5 | 38 views | 0 comments Click here to watch the video (05:48) Submitted By: jakedewarcomedy Tags: Sketches Documentaries Reality TV Parody Spoof Original Funny Clever Actors Comedians Chicago Style Monty Python Christopher Guest Jon Lajoie Bo Burnham Categories: Comedy Entertainment

we started makin out again. How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!! Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it. She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it. Cause she knows how I like it, and that Im a little young To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom. [repeat chorus] I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie. You other brothers cant deny that shes fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks Im ...

The League series page at Hulu.comTaco's Bithday SongAuthor: hulu Tags: Birthday Song The League Fantasy Football Jon Lajoie Taco comedy Posted: 29 October 2009 Rating: 0.0 Votes: 0

DOWNLOAD THE MP3 HERE: http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?i=330245891&id=330245839&s=143441 Me and my friends having fun with music. Yes, we wrote, edited, and shot this song. ************************************** ************************************** Check out my channel: http://youtube.com/RayWilliamJohnson Check out Micfri's channel: http://youtube.com/micfri Check out Breeze who made the beats: http://breezetheproducer.com/ Official MYSPACE page for the music here: http://www.myspace.com/fattyspins **********LYRICS************ [chorus] Im doin your mom. Yes yours! I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers. Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans. I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup? She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs. Five minutes later she agreed to get with me So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity. I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart. I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldnt start. She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again. How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!! Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it. She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it. Cause she knows how I like it, and that Im a little young To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom. [repeat chorus] I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie. You other brothers cant deny that shes fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks Im half black. Your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F. Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she aint a chef And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But If I were you, I wouldnt kiss your mom on the mouth at all. She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed. She likes rough sex with handcuffs and Ill be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna. Shes so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess. I didnt wanna tell you, but I had to write this song cause Im in your house every night doin your mom. [repeat chorus] [bridge]