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Author: Beeftrain Added: Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:57:35 -0800 Duration: 0"A special message for all of the women that are tired of getting hit on too much." http://www.beeftrainincident.com Sketch Comedy from "The Beeftrain Incident" Check out our site for more videos, blogs, songs, and podcasts.

Author: Beeftrain Added: Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:57:35 -0800 Duration: 0"A special message for all of the women that are tired of getting hit on too much." http://www.beeftrainincident.com Sketch Comedy from "The Beeftrain Incident" Check out our site for more videos, blogs, songs, and podcasts.

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http://mstaken.com - this is a ladies' response to Jizz In My Pants by Lonely Island.  we (the pantless knights) got approached by a gal who had an idea for a fake engagement ring to ward off douchebags. we thought the whole thing was hilarious and told her we wanted to make a music video for it.  a few months later, here it is and we hope you like it!  also, peep our cameos FTW!!! big ups to the girls puking in their mouths! -beau, peter and david http://pantlessknights.com support us and go get the fake engagement ring + douchebag playing cards at http://mstaken.com and here's a link to download the free mp3! http://pantlessknights.com/pukeinmymouth.mp3 CREDITS: Created by Pantless Knights Produced by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia Camera by Peter Furia Lyrics by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia Vocals by Erika Shumate & Lauren Curtis Beat by Ranidu Starring Michelle Nunes & Kate Siegel LYRICS: Douchebags all across the club / Ladies' night straight poppin the bub Stalker eyes right above his drink / Cheese-d**k style, with a shoot and wink Snatch the ring from its hiding place / Flip the bird right in your face Leave the bar, to escape your glance / Cross the room, now its time to dance You sneak behind, dont mind, I guess / Until your d**g's on my cocktail dress Cold as ice, yet you advance / And say you might, jizz in your pants and I PUKE IN MY MOUTH Swallow it back, I need some room / Plus I said I've got a groom I turn away, you start to pout AND I PUKE IN MY MOUTH You ruined my night, esophagus hurts / Take a hint, Im not here to flirt Round up the girls, its time bounce / Now Ill go brush my teeth I'm 15 late for my Yoga class / Kick through the door, now I'm up in that ass Find a spot, last in the room / Focus, breathe, now its time to ohhhhmmmm Thats when I noticed this guy behind me / Quite a big smell from a guy so tiny Pit-stained T-shirt drenched in sweat / O-face grin, bad as it gets He made a grunt, then his body turned / Saw up his shorts to his inner-thigh perm AND I PUKED IN MY MOUTH Upside-down, so it's even worse / Son of shiva, what a curly curse Help me please, I could use a towel cause I PUKED IN MY MOUTH Why are there dudes up in Yoga class? / Nonchalant, looking at my chest Please stop staring when Im on my knees / Plus bearded men shouldn't wear capris Last week, I was on a site / As I recall, it was a Facebook site In my bed with a piece of toast / Checked my wall and saw your post and I PUKE IN MY MOUTH Soaking in the tub like a f***ing queen / Need to relax, need to feel the steam A bubble comes up that reminds me of you and I PUKE IN MY MOUTH The next day, I put on jeans and PUKED IN MY MOUTH I opened the fridge and a fruit rolled out, I PUKED IN MY MOUTH When I saw Tom Cruise in Valkyre I PUKED IN MY MOUTH I drank a Kombucha and I PUKED IN MY MOUTH I just felt PUKE IN MY MOUTH I puke right in my mouth, every time youre next to me And when you spit your game, its like a train wreck to me You're such a royal douche, I dont know why you step to me Forget a rubber, you should go get a vasectomy PUKE IN MY MOUTH... --------- TWITTERS http://twitter.com/pantlessknights http://twitter.com/mstakenring FACEBOOKS http://facebook.com/pantlessknights http://facebook.com/mstaken

http://www.itunes.com/thelonelyisland The new single from The Lonely Island's debut album INCREDIBAD In stores now! Featuring Seth Rogen. The Lonely Island is Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer & Jorma Taccone.

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WATCH IN HD TO SEE THE STUPID FACES! The top secret version of the new single from The Lonely Island's debut album INCREDIBAD In stores now! The Lonely Island is Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer & Jorma Taccone. Y_TITTY is Philipp & TC from Germany If you don't know the original version - check it out here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU And if you like it: Check out our other parodies on www.y-titty.de

THANK YOU FOR VOTING FOR ME IN THE NEWMOON2GO CONTEST! YOUR VOTES HELPED SO MUCH! I WON! THANKS AGAIN. **NO COPYRIGHT INFRIDGEMENTS INTENDED AT ALL**I do not own clips or the music used in this video. All content belongs to their rightful owners. WATCH IN HIGH QUALITY IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE! This Song Cracks Me Up And I Decided To Make A FULL Jizz In My Pants Video!! Im Still New To Making Videos But I Hope You Guys Like It! It Didnt Take That Long To Make But It Still Used Up Some Of My Time.. PS- If You Guys Are Wondering Who That Guy Is On Aisle 3 (The Grocery Store Scene) Its Justin Timberlake.. That Clip Was From The Actual Music Video! =] I Hope You Like It And Once Again, NO COPYRIGHT INFRIDGENT INTENDED!! Song: Jizz In My Pants - Twilight Honors For This Video: #95 - Most Viewed (Today) - Film & Animation - Australia 10,000 Views --- Feb.07.09. 20,000 Views --- Mar.01.09. 30,000 Views --- Mar.25.09. 40,000 Views --- Apr.10.09. 50,000 Views --- May.03.09. 60,000 Views --- June 15.09 AND........ I JUST GOT AN EMAIL FROM LETTERSTOTWILIGHT SAYING: We loved your 'jizz in my pants' twilight vid- we just posted it on our site! http://letterstotwilight.com :)

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