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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game some people claim rises from the dead, but then heads back down because it's way too lazy to haunt people. Last week, we asked you to spit out some captions for a photo of that hotsy-totsy sheba Angelina Jolie from her new moving picture, Changeling. What a gal! Once we navigated our way through a maze of adoption jokes, we came across these three winners. Congrats to you! 1. "I'm sorry, when you said 'Say hello to my little friend,' I thought we were talking about something else entirely." Matt H. 2. "Hmm, I don't know. Do yo have anything in an albino?" -- Stephen M. 3. "Beverly is shocked when Alan unveils his conjoined twin, Bradford." -- Dan L. See full image and all captions This week, we're entering a creepy stare-off contest ... against ourselves! Oh, and we're also celebrating the new freaky flick The Haunting of Molly Hartley (in theaters on October 31). [In Mark Wahlberg's voice] What's up Molly? I don't want to haunt you, I just wanna talk to you, okay? Say hi to your mother for me. Moving on from my lame jokes, we've got some cool stuff for the winners of this caption contest. First off, one grand prize winner will take away one $250 iTunes gift card, and two runners up will each receive one 1 GB iPod shuffle. Now that's what my little sister (not named Molly) would call, "Wicked dope, yo!" Sound off below ... Read the official rules for this contestFiled under: Fandom, Contests, Insert Caption Permalink | Email this | Comments

Filed under: Fandom, Contests, Insert CaptionWelcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that promises to abduct your grouchy mood and never bring it back. (Oy, my jokes are getting lamer by the minute.) Last week we asked you to dig deep down into your most sarcastic of places for a photo from the new Oliver Stone film, W. And might I add that we received some of the funniest captions yet, which, according to some, probably makes you eligible to become president of the United States. Or not. Congrats to our three winning delegates ... 1. "Karl Rove runs his spell checker just in time before George launched his War on Terrier." -- Mike H 2. "I'm picking you to be my ambassador to Scotland, cuz you're a scotty dog." -- Stephen M. 3. "Didn't I tell both of you not to make 'exit strategies' on the White House lawn?" -- Ryan N. See full image and all captions This week we're on a mission to help a woman find her son (or make that the right son), as we take a look at a photo from Clint Eastwood's new film, Changeling, starring those big, bold and beautiful Oscar-buzzed pair of lips, Angelina Jolie. The three folks behind our favorite captions this week will scurry away with one very cool Changeling poster. Now say it like you mean it in the comments section below ... Read the official rules for this contest Permalink | Email this | Comments

Welcome back to another installment of Insert Caption -- the game President Bush would love to play ... if only he knew how to find the internet. Zing! Last week we asked you to "go long" for a photo from the new movie The Express, and score you did. Congrats to the three sports who managed to cross into our funny zone. (Get it -- instead of end zone, I said funny zone? Heh ... wait, why aren't you laughing?) 1. "Staring Contest? This is no Staring Contest....This is FOOTBALL!" -- Darren C. 2. 'Coach: Why aren't you playing up to your obvious potential yet? Player: Because we haven't had the requisite training montage yet!" -- Matt B. 3. "Damn ... Did you hear about O.J.?" -- Chaz K. See full image and all captions I'm a little afraid of the captions we'll be receiving this week, in honor of the new Oliver Stone flick W. (in theaters October 17), though I'm sure our readers will show a little respect with their captions. Based on the life and times of our current president (who'll be leaving office in just a few months), W. stars Josh Brolin (as W.) and a whole slew of all stars as some of our most favorite political heroes. The candidates behind our three favorite captions will spin away with one W. poster, one W. t-shirt and a set of six W. shot glasses. Sound off below ... Read the official rules for this contestFiled under: Fandom, Contests, Insert Caption Permalink | Email this | Comments

Welcome back to another installment in our groundbreaking, game-changing (to borrow a phrase from the news anchors of the world) Insert Caption series -- where you provide the content and we provide the prizes. Last week we asked you to dish out some captions for a photo from How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, which opens in theaters today. Congrats to our three winners -- none of whom include you, dude. 1. "But the ad said the auditions were for Hair" -- Debra F. 2. "All Simon's attempts to compliment Jeff's "very masculine" hair piece ended in futility after mistakenly introducing himself to whom he thought was "Mrs. Bridges." -- Nathan H. 3. "Look, it's part of the bailout agreement. I get to keep my CEO golden parachute, and you have to swim back to England." -- Kevin M. See full image and all captions This week we've purchased a one-way ticket for The Express, which hits theaters on October 10th, and follows the story of Ernie Davis, the first African-American to win the Heisman Trophy. The three readers who score a touchdown with our caption judges this week will hit the showers with a prize package that includes one The Express poster, one The Express t-shirt, one The Express hat and one The Express mini football. Sunday afternoon will never be the same again. Sound off below ... Read the official rules for this contestFiled under: Fandom, Contests, Insert Caption Permalink | Email this | Comments

Welcome back to another installment of Insert Caption -- our imaginary award-winning weekly contest in which you won't lose friends and alienate people, but you will walk away with some cool prizes (assuming you make us laugh, like, a lot). Last week we snuggled up next to Richard Gere, Diane Lane and a big box of tissues in preparation for their new flick Nights in Rodanthe, based on the Nicholas Sparks novel. Congrats to our three winners who all somehow managed to write their captions without shedding even one tear. 1. We've secretly replaced this couple's '94 Zinfandel with new Folger's Crystals. Let's see if they notice. -- Kurt P. 2. "Don't look now but there is a couple who looks exactly like us in the next room." -- Frank T. 3. "I'm going to be honest. You looked better on MySpace." -- Kyle S. See full image and all captions This week we're losing friends and alienating a whole bunch of people while celebrating a new film called -- wait for it -- How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. In the flick, Simon Pegg stars as a British writer who bumbles and fumbles his way through a new gig at a high-profile magazine in New York City. Megan Fox, Gillian Anderson, Jeff Bridges and Kirsten Dunst round out the cast. The folks behind our three favorite captions this week will take away one very cool How to Lose Friends and Alienate People poster signed by the man himself, Simon Pegg. Go for it ... Read the official rules for this contest Filed under: Fandom, Contests, Insert Caption Permalink | Email this | Comments

Welcome back to another installment of Insert Caption -- the game that's nothing compared to a romantic night in Rodanthe. Last week we asked you to cough up a caption for those fellas from Righteous Kill, Robert De Niro and Al Pacino. Congrats to Matt N (who grabs an excellent DVD pack featuring The Godfather, Scarface and Heat) for a caption we definitely won't fughetabout. 1. "This is interesting... he just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance." -- Matt N. See full image and all captions Once again, this week we're reuniting with a memorable on-screen duo and celebrating the romantic Nights in Rodanthe, starring Richard Gere and Diane Lane. And once again, Diane Lane seems to be the unfaithful one (what is it with these two?) as she, playing an unhappily married woman, strikes up a spark or two with a doctor (Gere) traveling to to visit his estranged son. The three folks behind our favorite captions will take home one Nights in Rodanthe Sloan Beach/Book Tote with embroidered title treatment, one insulated tote with wine and cheese service for two, two wine charms, one copy of "Nights in Rodanthe," one book light, one Ultra Hyde bookmark, one long sleeved Nights in Rodanthe t-shirt and one key tag photo frame. Now if you can't do a little wooing with all of that ... well, you're on your own. Sound off below. Read the official rules for this contestFiled under: Fandom, Contests, Insert Caption Permalink | Email this | Comments

Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game you won't want to burn after reading ... because, well, how could you win any prizes then? Last week we asked you to give us your best college-esque caption for a photo from the new comedy College. In return for your brilliance, we were shelling out a one-of-a-kind beer pong table. Sweeet! Only one winner this week, so congrats to John R. for his inspiring take on a classic tale ... 1. "Unfortunately, try as he might, Peter just couldn't find his way back into Narnia" -- John R. See full image and all captions This week, we're shacking up with our old Oscar-winning pals Joel and Ethan Coen as they get ready to unveil their latest darkly comedic crime caper, Burn After Reading, starring folks like George Clooney, Brad Pitt, John Malkovich and Frances McDormand. Prizes? Oh yeah, check it: One Grand Prize winner will receive one Burn After Reading USB 2.0, one T-shirt, one Water Bottle and two Wrist Bands. Wait, there's more! Four first prize winners will each receive one T-shirt, one Water Bottle, and two Wrist Bands. Sound off below! Read the official rules for this contestFiled under: Comedy, Drama, Mystery & Suspense, Fandom, Brad Pitt, Movie Marketing, Contests, Insert Caption, George Clooney Permalink | Email this | Comments

Filed under: Fandom, Contests, Insert CaptionWelcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game where we definitely rock it with sexy Jesus all night long. Last week we asked you to strap in Statham-style and race to be the first one to knock us over with a caption for an image from the flick Death Race. Congrats to all three of our winners -- your thirst for speed, prison humor and bald men is quite inspiring to us all. 1. "You sank my battleship!!" -- Jason F. 2. "Unfortunately, the Death Staring Contest proved unpopular." -- Dan N. 3. "In the prisons of the future, its all about survival of the baldest." -- Ben K. See full image and all captions This week we're trading in our set of death wheels for a little fun with the theater kids as they rock it out in the new comedy Hamlet 2. In the flick (which has been getting great buzz for a long time now), the hilarious Steve Coogan stars as a failed actor-turned-drama teacher who rallies his students around an absurd, politically incorrect staging of, well, Hamlet 2. The aspirings behind our three favorite captions will prance away with one Hamlet 2 t-shirt, one Hamlet 2 wristband, one sexy Jesus action figure, and one Hamlet 2 car air freshener. I personally have the action figure dancing on my desk as we speak and -- um, yeah -- this Jesus is pretty sexy. (Do I go to hell for saying that?) Sound off below! Read the official rules for this contest Permalink | Email this | Comments

Filed under: Fandom, Contests, Insert CaptionWelcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that brings the tropic thunder and then some! Last week we asked you to strap on a pair of those magical traveling pants and participate in a little caption-ing for a photo from the new flick The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2. Note to someone: Never include a small group of pretty girls amongst a few large, orange bouncing balls. Why? Well, to our winners ... 1. "Your balls don't scare me." -- Paul P. 2. Suzie, this is an intervention. We understand that you have a problem with oversized polyps, but you can't just leave them all over the living room like this." -- Kurt P. 3. "This is what happens to the sisterhood once the pants stop fitting." -- Rifah O. See full image and all captions This week, it's raining madness and we're traveling into the heart of the jungle with the boys from Tropic Thunder -- a film that's absolutely hysterically insane. Ben Stiller directs and stars alongside folks like Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr. (as a black man), Jay Baruchel and Brandon T. Jackson -- all of whom play a group of actors shooting the most expensive war picture of all time. But when the real war comes a little too close for comfort, our pretend soldiers will need to get "in the sh*t" ... for realz. The folks behind our three favorite captions will helicopter away with one very awesome signed Tropic Thunder movie poster. Sound off below! Read the official rules for this contest Permalink | Email this | Comments

Filed under: Fandom, Contests, Insert CaptionWelcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- that popular online game the whole dysfunctional family can enjoy! Last week, of course, we traveled to Gotham City and asked you fine, dark captioners to give us your best stuff for a photo from this summer's biggest film, The Dark Knight. Needless to say, you certainly lived up to your end of the bargain -- we received a ginormous amount of entries, and it definitely took some time to pick our three winners. Congrats to you; Gotham is safe once again ... for now. 1. "Hmm ... no, the Joker hasn't accepted my friend request on Facebook either." Jeremy C. 2. Really, Lucious? You can build a car that can practically fly, but you have to call me to get your iTunes off shuffle? Justin B. 3. "Maybe placing an ad on Craigslist for a 'Boy Wonder' wasn't such a good idea." -- Robert L. See full image and all captions This week we're psyching ourselves up for what looks to be another hysterical comedy from the team behind Talladega Nights and Anchorman. Directed by Adam McKay, Step Brothers (which hits theaters on July 25) stars Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly as two competitive stepbrothers who must find a way to get along when their single parents get hitched. The three winners from this week will each receive one totally rad Step Brothers poster. Throw it up on the wall; make your stepbrothers and sisters jealous! "I won this! Not you!" Sound off below ... Read the official rules for this contest Permalink | Email this | Comments

Filed under: Action, Fandom, Contests, Insert Caption, Comic/Superhero/Geek, Remakes and Sequels, Hold the 'FoneWelcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that makes us all Bat-crazy every Friday afternoon right here on Cinematical! Last week we asked you to get your red on with a little Hellboy in honor of the big dude's return to the big screen this weekend in Hellboy II: The Golden Army. Congrats to our three winners ... and perhaps Guillermo del Toro will use your ideas in the next installment. (Fresca's makin' a comeback!) 1. "Yep, there it is: 'May cause redness and swelling of appendages.'" -- Jordan B. 2. "Even Hellboy later admitted that night might be a new record for worst case of 'Beer Goggles'". -- Chaz K. 3. "I have to admit, Fresca doesn't really suit my personality." -- Dan N. See full image and all captions Why so serious? It's Friday, and I think it's quite obvious that this was the week you crazy captioners have been waiting for! Yup, the Bat is officially back ... and to celebrate we've got one heckuva prize package for the top three captions based on the photo below from The Dark Knight (in theaters July 18). Give us your Gotham best, and you could walk away with one Dark Knight moleskin journal with Joker card, one Dark Knight black metal pen, one Dark Knight ladies' tank, one Dark Knight bracelet, one Dark Knight military hat and one Dark Knight mens' tee. Good luck! And don't forget to check back next week to see who won ... same Bat-time, same Bat-channel. Read the official rules for this contest Permalink | Email this | Comments

Filed under: Fandom, Contests, Insert CaptionWelcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game where you don't have to be a guru in order to win fabulous movie-related prizes. Last week, we asked you to point, laugh and get your caption on with a photo of two heads (belonging to Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway) from the film Get Smart. And that you did! Congrats go out to David R. for turning us on and off in the same sentence. 1. "That better be your shoe-phone, Max." -- David R. 2. "Um, I think we are just about in over our heads." -- Cherlyn 3. "I told you the Marie Antoinette spa treatment was a bad idea!!" -- Tim See full image and all captions This week, we're searching for a little love (and advice) from Guru Pitka (Mike Myers) in The Love Guru. Our old friend returns to live-action comedy with this flick about a self-help guru who travels from India to the states to help a star hockey player whose wife left him for a rival athlete. Sound familiar? Have you found yourself in a similar romantic squabble as of late? And are you seeking advice from all the wrong people (like that guy with the wooden leg who keeps asking to square off against you in a game of naked Twister)? Well, look no further my fellow caption-ers, because the three winners from this week will prance away with one The Love Guru Guru Pitka magic 8- ball action figure (pictured right, click to enlarge). This way, next time trouble comes knocking at your heart, you'll have your own personal guru to help steer you in the right direction. Sound off below ... Read the official rules for this contest Permalink | Email this | Comments

Filed under: Fandom, Contests, Insert CaptionWelcome to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game we've heard actually gets you smarter-er! Last week, we asked you to whip up a little somethin' somethin' for a photo from the new flick Kung Fu Panda. And that you did! Congrats to Tommy L. for reminding us that the game Duck Duck Goose amongst a group of animated Kung Fu fanatics might not be the best idea. 1. "I don't think we should play Duck Duck Goose. It just ... doesn't feel right." -- Tommy L. 2. "So ... these pants do make me look fat, then." -- Mike Z. 3. "Panda, this is an intervention. You're killing yourself with food!" -- Brian See full image and all captions This week, we're calling in all our best agents for a very special Insert Caption for the movie Get Smart (in theaters June 20). Dun dun dun! Starring Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway, we're looking at a big-screen remake of the popular '60s television series about two agents (one clumsy, one competent) who must battle the evil forces of KAOS in order to save the world. And for your part, three winners will take home one fingerprint kit, one globe beach ball, one Get Smart mug, one pair of binoculars, one spinner key ring, one Get Smart baseball cap, one Get Smart journal and one push button. Think you have what it takes make us laugh? Well then, Agent Caption-er, sound off below ... Read the official rules for this contest Permalink | Email this | Comments

Filed under: Animation, Comedy, Fandom, Contests, Insert Caption, Hold the 'FoneWelcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the online game that karate chops all its competition in half. Last week, we asked you to give us captions for a photo from the new creepy flick The Strangers. Serious props go out to Kristi S. for cracking us up with one of my personal favorite winning captions of 2008 so far. (And so what if I wound up Netflix-ing Armageddon the other night because of Kristi? Is that so wrong?) 1. "Hurry up!!! Armageddon is on TBS tonight and I don't wanna miss a thing!!!" -- Kristi S. 2. "Liv: Take The Deal! Scott: No Deal! No. Deal." -- Sam S. 3. "Mr. Tyler, put down the ax and allow me to explain. SHE was the one hitting on ME." -- Dodd A. See full image and all captions I don't know if you're aware, but this week everybody (including we here at Cinematical) was kung fu fighting. Oh yes, those cats were fast as lightening. In fact, it was a little bit frightening. And ... I'll stop now. Kung Fu Panda has finally arrived in theaters, and we're celebrating by handing one grand prize winner one cast-signed Kung Fu Panda movie poster, one Kung Fu Panda "I Can Find It" book, one stuffed "Po" plush, one pack of Kung Fu Panda Hubba Bubba gum, one Kung Fu Panda McDonalds Happy Meal toy, one Kung Fu Panda "Tigress" pez dispenser and one HP/Kung Fu Panda activity CD. Phew. Get all that? Additionally, two runners-up will get the cast-signed movie poster. Sound off below kung fu caption-ers! Read the official rules for this contestPermalink | Email this | Comments

Filed under: Fandom, Contests, Insert Caption, Hold the 'FoneWelcome to another edition of Insert Caption! Last week we asked you to dig deep inside your playbook and give us your best captions for a photo from The Game Plan, which just hit DVD and stars The Rock as a tough football player who's assigned his greatest task yet: Look after the little daughter he never knew he had. Let's see ... sports, tough guys -- I wonder which topic was hot this week? Check out the winners below ... 1. "Haven't you heard daddy? Parents who do steroids have kids who do steroids." -- Adi B. 2. Rock: "I'm just saying that the Bratz movie had no real character growth and lacked a cohesive third act." -- Jonathan K. 3. "I can't keep skipping school to spot you Dwayne.Don't you have any other friends?" -- Aaron L. See full image and all captions This week we're celebrating the 10th anniversary of You've Got Mail. That's right, before Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey became rom-com darlings, the top spot belonged to Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan, who, here, reunited for the first time since stealing hearts in Sleepless in Seattle. The writers of our three favorite captions will take home one copy of the You've Got Mail 10th Anniversary Deluxe Edition DVD (good for those times when you like to read your email in bulk). So give us your best shot below and be sure to check out the You've Got Mail 10th Anniversary Deluxe Edition DVD when it hits stores on February 5. Additionally, you can check out an exclusive clip from the DVD over here. See official rules for this contest Permalink | Email this | Comments