Heister Videos

The most 360 revolutions on a kiiking swing in one minute by an individual are 37 and were acheived by Manuel Heister (Germany) on the set of Guinness World Records - Die Grossten Weltrekorde in Cologne, Germany, on 13 September 2008. Author: GuinnessWorldRecords Keywords: Guinness World Records record fun swing Germany Manuel Heister Added: November 19, 2008

This was an awesome ChristmasTage from Heister, Outlawz, Nightvision, and Phenom. It had a lot of nice clips and decent editing. Author: HaIo3Forum Keywords: Halo Heister Outlawz Nightvision Phenom Christmas Tage ChristmasTage Montage Added: February 17, 2008

Mike and Miche review the second Podcast Expo. Well, Miche reviews it. Mike slept through most of it.

Am I out of touch with mainstream media? Or is mainstream media out of touch with me?

"This is the show Mike and Michelle should have done." "That's the show I'm glad we DIDN'T do." "I'm an innocent Catholic girl at heart." "Michelle didn't realize the Britney Spears song Hit Me Baby One More Time was not a plea for physical abuse."

Michelle is MIA. Mike urges the Pope and one billion Muslims to kiss and make up. And I spin another one from the Spoofinator.

Saint Peter to Steve Irwin at the Pearly Gates: If you eff with the bull, you get the horns.

Mike uses Citizen Against Lies to smack down Michelle. Michelle brags about her Emmy prognostication prowess. Mike talks about fellow improver Sundra on this season's Survivor. And we play a couple of tunes from the Spoofinator.

Mike reports on how great the Montage-A-Lot improv show was and spins a track from Captain Tom.

Mike shamelessly plugs his improv show and spins a track from Dogs Must Be Carried.

Michebel's Emmy predictions. Mike's commentary on the current situation in Israel/Lebanon. We dedicate "I Love a Jew" to Mel Gibson.

"Cut or uncut?""Is the donkey Jewish?""The original pitch for this (an erotic podcast panel at the Portable Media Expo) ... I was on the phone with you I was laying in bed ... I pitched you the idea of doing a panel....""I can make your RSS feed very happy."

Our penultimate podcast???

"We're getting to the age now where we're now aged ourselves.""Speak for yourself.""You're older than me.""But I don't look older than you.""Here's the difference. I don't have to dye my hair.""Bite me.""I see the roots right now.""Fuck you... Dude I'm in California. Age is a crime here. Punishable by death."

"I explained that Michelle spent half an hour being clueless and I spent half an hour trying to teach a pig to sing.""The most valuable thing that someone can give you is their time.""I think blowjobs are pretty valuable.""is Jon Bon Jovi a celebrity still?""Of course he is.""I thought he was living on a prayer.""Funny.""If I was on Oprah's show, I would bring a couch.""But who would say you're in love with?""God."

Michelle talks about Star Jones. Mike couldn't care.

Music of Mike's choice, all of PMN. First song dedicated by Mike to Michelle in honor of her recent rants about M. Night Shyamalan and Jennifer Biel, and her upcoming rant on Star Jones Reynolds. The other stuff? I'm not a big fan of rap, but I do like the funny. And the sardonic. List of songs, artists and the albums they came off of: Her Shit Don’t Stink - Ken Turetzky - Look What I Made! Snakes on a Plane - Former Fat Boys - Ho Touchdown. Tom Cruise Scares Me - David Ipolito - Thatguitarman. That’s How We Do It in the Suburbs - Derek Sonderfan - Love is Kinda Funny Sometimes. Country Club Thug - Dislocated Boner - March of the Boner. Bullets Have More Eloquence Than Words - Gustav Bertha - Defective.

"Rape in real life? Not so funny. Rape on-stage? Can be hilarious.""I'm a stone-cold bitch.""There's a job for you as a studio executive at Disney.""There's a guy who's breeding red cows.""They actually did find one that was rabbi-approved, but they can't ship it over to Israel.""At this rate Jesus would never return.""Countdown to the Apocalypse - a reality show.""The cow would be the prize.""And you'd have Howie Mandel saying, 'Apocalypse or no Apocalypse.'"