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Author: DestroyedProductions Keywords: paranormal activity war death fat smosh candy destroyed productions invisible goremy monster fred epic Added: November 29, 2009

www.goremy.com Hey friends! My friends and I just spent the day watching football and playing Mario Kart. This video resulted. Hope you like it! Thank you to my friends BJ and Q for their help! And thank you to Langley High School (my alma mater) for not kicking me out. LYRICS 2:20 is money Because my school is out But I ain't taking the late bus I'm heading straight to my couch Cuz I got a Wii. I got a mii. You gotta see I gotta be right back because now I gotta pee I'm gonna need ...

www.goremy.com Hey friends! My friends and I just spent the day watching football and playing Mario Kart. This video resulted. Hope you like it! Thank you to my friends BJ and Q for their help! And thank you to Langley High School (my alma mater) for not kicking me out. LYRICS 2:20 is money Because my school is out But I ain't taking the late bus I'm heading straight to my couch Cuz I got a Wii. I got a mii. You gotta see I gotta be right back because now I gotta pee I'm gonna need ...

Author: ennySot Keywords: remy virginia go super mcdonald's big goremy food habib wheeling rap mac size fast friedman mcdonalds coke thomas Added: September 28, 2009

A typical day in the life of me. Okay, I wish. I hope you like it!! Get into the ring with Super KO Boxing 2 NOW! http://www.superkoboxing2.com LYRICS: Why should you hire me? Why should I work for you! I got a good work ethic check out my performance reviews This isn't a performance review it's a receipt for play dough Look, I have no idea whose that is, okay yo? I make revenues appear like I be a magician and my personal tenets mirror the company mission And, yo, I got an MBA ah, business administration? Nah, I got a masters in being amazing What's your greatest strength? Just one? Don't make me laugh Here's a graph I made which calculates my awesomeness at graphs I'm a proven team player and a real tough guy What's your biggest weakness? chocolate goes right to my thighs... Here's a copy of my resume You're welcome, by the way Oh, and one more thing... I DOMINATE!!! Chorus: Monday, Thursday, Tuesday, Friday Wednesday's when I do it my way Weekends we can safely state that I'm a freakin dominate! In the AM I ain't playing I decide what to do Board game? Cards? Super KO Boxing 2? But first I gotta brush my teeth get up out my bedding cuz beaten and gingivitis are two things I ain't getting I can't decide which mouthwash to try but watch out plaque you're about to get genocide-d Shampoo and conditioner yeah, what you gonna do they're both in the same bottle cuz I told them to You don't separate your laundry? I do't have to there, smart guy, cuz when you dominate no need for laundry apartheid A1 like the sauce B2 like the vitamin Droppin straight bombs Nah, you won't believe the fight I'm in C2 D2 Man, you sunk me! Yeah, I'm throwing more 2's than an angry monkey Well you might be better at this Understatement. Wrong. That's like saying Oedipus KINDA liked his mom Moving on to some chess roam the board like I own it, taking all your tiny dudes yeah talk about PAWN-AGE! Think your little horsey gonna mess with me? Boom pop, next stop glue factory! Finally found a tough card game against a solid player, then I realized I was playing solitaire Running out of competition Don't know what to do hit up Glu Mobile (Glu Mobile!) for some Super KO Boxing 2 I'm the king of the ring please excuse the euphamism Now get up out my way I'm-a engage in pugilism With a left and a left and a right and a right Can you feel I'm the king of Weenieville tonight?? You know I rule this town and I'll hit you with another I'm-a be Chris Brown you be my substantial other Dodging and weaving My defense is hot I got more duck than a Chinese Restaurant Fighting 15 Cent but a call is waiting Dude, I'll call you back I be dominating! Super KO Boxing 2? I hear that's good on the iPhone Seriously dude, I gotta beat this guy on my phone Wait, don't you always lose to like one of the first guys anyway? Uh...no... Chorus In the bathroom... fax machine... crossing the street... in Pilates class... origami... sidewalks...

Joe & Ryan make the debut with the new hit rap song and music video FEED YA PETS IF YOU WOULD LIKE A COPY OF THE MP3 E-MAIL ME AT DISPONETTPRODUCTIONS@GMAIL.COM

Available Now on iTunes! I moved to a new town a couple weeks ago. Clarendon. It's pretty tough. Thank you to BJ and Q for their co-starring roles once again. And to the people of Arlington who I ran into (literally and figuratively) in the process of filming. Oh yes, and thanks to Ally the dog! More videos on the channel/website! http://www.goremy.com LYRICS Just moved to a new hood and it's straight up gangsta Let me show you around... my town People all around better know the deal that the people in this town are ghetto for real So when people tell me Remy, where you calling from? I say a straight up thug town called Arlington It's a real tough town packing heat and boat shoes my crib's in a rough spot right next to the Whole Foods I'm ducking gunfire daily check to see if one got me but that's just life in the hood when I go get my puffed kashi But we never do drugs no, cuz that's not me the only thing high up in here are my condo fees Welcome to Arlington the town that never fizzles Ballston, Rosslyn, Courthouse the Clizzledizzle So many places to choose you're gonna like to pick I'm in Courthouse so much that they call me Michael Vick And Rosslyn girls got money they all can pay the bills but that's all I'll film in Rosslyn cuz I hate walking up these hills and we kinda got a mall yeah you know you can't stop us got everything but nothing good, man it's kinda like tapas Just try to mess with us I'll shoot you right in the foot punk Just don't come on Tuesday nights that's when I meet with my book club Okay, I don't really read when I buy books it's kinda causal Ah, you read Salinger? Nah, my kitchen table wobbles Ducking down instictively in gunshots we're mired Wait nevermind, somebody's German luxury car just backfired Think you're leaving alive yeah you do but I don't buy it I'll gonna eliminate you like I did gluten from my diet Come and see me in an alley Run'll be what you're wishing Bustin out my fightin moves like the fetal position But first I need some cover y'all gotta help me this way Cover? You need backup? Nah punk, it's for my duvet! Straight thug hood getting mugged on the go go but muggings here is when a stranger comes and gives you coco Got a lot of bad girls Got a lot of tough dudes Our school of hard knocks was written up in US News We got dudes in brown flip flops and dudes in brown flip flops holy crap, why are all these dudes wearing brown flip flops?? Welcome to A-town... 5pm hit the gym even if I'm feelin crappy But first I walk my tiny dog with a little plastic baggy Stretch in front of folks around me so they know that I'm invested and press the button for the lobby even if somebody pressed it I go jogging At a reasonable pace and when I get to intersections man I jog in place Up in Gold's Gym gonna give it my all, son So many dudes here they should call this Ballston Rollin one deep so everybody can see us Cruising down Wilson all up in my Prius Get out the car check my shoe and sock a minute Stand right back up I got seven parking tickets In DC from the get go head to the metro You heading to Whitlow's? Hmm, maybe, I guess so... Ride's never boring
I say it's never better than Riding on an orange line train to Vienna You better step back punk that's your final warning? You gonna punch me? Nah, son, the doors are closing! What's with this delay? I can't wait for this Why'd they pick today to do this track maintenance? Now we're stuck in the city how we getting back son? We could take the green line... Ehh... So we're taking a taxi Back to our gangsta world Where the sidewalks brick and the streets are curbed So if you think you got the cred and you think your toughness got me come and see me in my town and we'll grab a cup of coffee At the Starbucks, or the Starbucks...

The #1 dance club song about tabbouleh. Or tabouli. However it's spelled...I'm not quite sure... Hope you like it! More videos to come! Lyrics: Tabbouleh Tabbouleh Tabbouleh Makes me shake shake shake my booty Eat it with lots of falafal Eat it on top of a camel Dance. Cuz it's the only beat That's gonna stick in your head and stick in your teeth You gotta push push Push the tush When you eat an Arab salad that is not fettoush It's a hearty party tasting yum yum Taste that parsley Shake your bum bum In the club. Don't need a shorty/cutie All I need to take is a bowl of tabbouleh No we don't need hip hop house or trance Cuz this song about a salad make you shake your pants No we don't need groovy techno techno Just tabbouleh in your head hole Don't need bouncers or velvet rope I hope by now you get the point Don't need glow stick or Red Bull vodka You just gotta shake where you make the kaka First you take parsley from your sister Chop it off like hand of shoplifter Then take a tomato and dice it don't forget to add all the spices Then you take a half cup of burghul Oh my God, it's gone taste so good Yes this recipe is the bomb but it tastes best when it's made by Mamma In Lebanon they eat it with coffee In Libya eat it with Quadafi Jordan, Iraq Bahrain, Saudi Everybody love the tabbouleh In Syria they eat it the fastest and make sure to shake shake Damascus Them in Yemen lemon the food-y And Africa they move move Djibouti Tabbouleh I hope I will finish It to me is like Popeye's spinach but instead of getting muscles in both arms I get a moving groove in my buttocks Met a girl She was a cutie She said she'd make me tabbouleh But she made it without the tomatoes So I had to tell her See you later Special thanks to Ranj Chener for his help w/ putting together the music....and to my mom for her dance cameo...she's good!

I couldn't find a kickball, so I used cabbage. Hope you like it! Plenty more videos to come! Lyrics at: http://www.goremy.com/cheeselyrics.html

The best part of making this video was the fact I got to eat the props. Except the bottled water. I'm a Grimace cup kind of dude. Feel free to subscribe and/or check out the other videos! I'll go ahead and include the lyrics on here until I put them on the site. Sittin' on the couch with the morning post With a cold cup of coffee and some boring toast Thinkin' I'm-a change it up, yeah that's always fun What you reckon, Remz? A McDonald's run So we hit the couch cushions, need some dollars, friend Yo, I found a five. Man, that's Canadian. How 'bout a loonie? A twonie? A spoon or The Goonies? Oh, it's 10:25. Dude, you gotta move, G. Got the cash, got the car, got the pedal to the floor Speed limit's 25, but I'm doing 34 Going drive-thru style, man it's fast express You can call it trans fat, I call it happiness Roll up to the teller fella with a minute to spare Frenchy with a headset, can I take your order? A McGriddle with a little sweet and sour there, son A McMuffin, then be stuffin' muffins up in my trunk Then a tray or two of hotcakes, man I can't decide, uh... All's I know is hit them things with Aunt Jemimah How 'bout an egg fajita for some Texas flavor No drama but my momma wants a breakfast bagel Don't forget my #4, or there'll be hell to spend And I want them eggs poached like an elephant Frenchy back on the line, is that all your order? No it ain't, fool, I want a Coca-Cola! Get my cup of Coke and I'm-a start a riot Cuz on the cup lid, dude depressed the diet Check his shirt tag, and I catch the name Brian, I ain't tryin' to drink aspartame Sittin' on the couch, 'bout an hour later Pickin' at a pouch of some Now n' Laters Hardly starving, man, but I find a hunch Start the car up fast because it's time for lunch It just takes two bucks and I get what I need Two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese Supersize Me said he's had enough of it But how is it bad for my heart if I'm in love with it? If you never had McDonald's, heck, well dude you should It's a party, like a Hardee's, except the food is good Just don't get a large #2, I plead with you friend Cuz it'll be a large #2 when you see it again Enter the store, first you holla, then you Pick a couple items off the dollar menu Four hot McNuggets, dessert with custard Mix the sweet n' sour with a squirt of mustard. A Big Mac attack, you can max the lettuce Paying ain't a pain, they take cash or credit Want a water? You can pay up there for spring Or get the free Grimace cup--how embarassing They say, you're playing with a cardiac arrest, my boy Only thing bad for my heart's when they forget my toy Now I'm-a have a milkshake, but before you rant It's made of shamrocks--now that's a plant People say it's bad, but I don't believe them McDonald's is peace--just ask Tom Friedman Momma catch me with a 'zine, and she's screaming stop! Don't you worry, Mom, it's just my man Ray Kroc Thanks to dubzattic for the beat!