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Stand Up at CandorTV series page at Hulu.comStand Up comedians discuss Amsterdam, abortion, marriage, and rural AmericaAuthor: hulu Tags: Corey Holcomb ghetto chicago california google six flags sex condom pregnant miracle baby woman police mixed signals slap reboot unplug Ben Morrison culture ethnic ethnicity jew scottish castle deal religious buddy expensive lawn beaner mexican amsterdam hookers drugs anne frank evil stereo latino country indians virus internet porn Jen Kirkman Model iowa bombs big butt gay married gay marriage north korea mars leather bar china christmas sneeze pants poop dump truck frozen yogurt monster crime scene husband fiance underwear trash playboy bunny blonde wedding dharma and greg Steve Hofstetter cocaine gary coleman walmart proud american girl harriet tubman clara barton amelia airhart bible harry potter boy magician lord of underworld god west virginia judas german jesus country music redneck earnhart indiana anderson cooper religion mel gibson wwjd what would jesus do breakfast Posted: 03 July 2009 Rating: 0.0 Votes: 0

Stand Up comedians discuss Amsterdam, abortion, marriage, and rural America

If you combine Jackass and Borat and remove all semblance of discipline or organization, you get something like Midgets vs Mascots, an occasionally very funny but often very sloppy mockumentary that is far too eager to show us how taboo it is. The premise is that a Texas millionaire named Big Red (Richard Howland) has just died, and his will has unusual stipulations on how his fortune should be dispersed. Big Red was a little person and had great fondness for that group. He had also done work as a mascot early in his career, and always loved mascots. But as adult-film legend Ron Jeremy says, "Big Red knew there was no money in mascotting, so he did what any midget would do: porn." Yes, Big Red made his money producing skin flicks, many of which involved actors of his height. Anyway, Big Red wants a team of five mascots to compete with a team of five midgets in a series of ridiculous games and stunts, with the winning squad getting $5 million. (Big Red's porn career is irrelevant, except that it gives the movie an excuse to show boobies.) He wants the team of little people to be coached by his average-height son, Little Richard (Mark Hapka), who hates midgets, and the mascots to be coached by his gold-digging third wife, Bonnie (Brittney Powell). Auditions are held to find the competitors. The mascots chosen are a guy in an alligator suit, a Spartan, a cowboy sheriff, a bunny rabbit, and a taco (the kind that hands out fliers for a cheap Mexican restaurant). They generally do not take off their costumes, even when they're not competing. The midgets -- I'm using the word the movie uses most frequently -- are a kleptomaniac, a flamboyant gay guy, a swingin' bisexual man, an ordinary blonde woman, and Gary Coleman. Yes, Gary Coleman, as himself, or at least a version of himself. Filed under: Comedy, Independent, New Releases, Tribeca, Theatrical Reviews, Festival ReportsContinue reading Tribeca Review: Midgets vs Mascots Permalink | Email this | Comments

World Premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival Sat April 25th; 9:00PM Sun April 26th; 2:00PM Thurs April 30th; 11:00PM Sat May 2nd; 11:30PM AMC Village 7 (66 3rd Ave, NYC) For more information and to purchase tickets visit www.midgetsvsmascots.com http://www.midgetsvsmascots.com

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