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301,945 Views - As the World's Most Watched musician and with the Earth's most Viewed Cyberspace Rock band, Los Angeles Guitarist Clark Hagins angrily dismisses virtually any other musical counterpart he sees fit. "Greenhouse Effect can't get a record deal,....the little fucking pimply faced pieces of shit up in Hollywood won't sign us - or even talk to me,..they pretend we don't exist,...its alot like the way that Michael Savage is treated in the media or by Fox News" says Hagins "We are the absolute kings of alternative rock music in internet circles,...yet everyday, all they keep doing in the entertainment industry is continue to sign weak hip hop and rap acts that all sound virtually the same,...and crappy emo bands that SUCK !!,......GREENHOUSE EFFECT are the kings and everybody knows that,...more people watch us than they watch Perez Hilton, Tila Tequila, Happy Slip, Smosh, ..or any of that other shit,...they fucking all suck,...We actually do have official 'real' bonafide talent,...and viewers on the web all OVER THE WORLD CAN PLAINLY SEE THAT !! WE ARE THE KINGS !! WE GOT THE BEST SONGS - PERIOD !!" A cocky Hagins sees no let up in 2010 as websites all around the world clamor to Link to "anything' with "Greenhouse Effect" in it. "We've got two of Rock's all time Greatest Songs in our musical collection" says Hagins "We've got two of the world's most known tracks of all time - and in over 200 countries !!,...We're the best !! No other band sounds like us or looks like us,..we clearly have a market cornered. " Greenhouse Effect (G.E.) seem to feast daily off their own unique "ordinariness" as funny Looking red headed bassist Rick Carmody, ego maniac guitarist Phil Keegan, bizarre Looking nerdy drummer Palle Carlson, and all around anti-rock star Hagins patrol the web daily with songs so noticable and stand-out that the effectiveness and undenyability of G.e. is always clearly on display with applomb. "We're great musicians and songwriters who use good old fashioned records by the Who and Captain beyond and Frank Zappa as a weapon" says Hagins "We're simply great and funny and we're fun to look at for millions of people" Greenhouse Effect use their high energy songs such as "Brandy" and "Waiting for your love to fail" as tid bits to lure in viewers who later watch more... "It irritates me,..this fucking little dork ass piece of crap puke named Asher Roth who uses our name,...He uses our web traffic,..it is wrong and unfair,..because we get such respect now in musical rock circles,...Everybody loves us,..."I've run into people in Top bands and they say that there is nothing Like Greenhouse Effect,...we have a totally unique sound,....We are revolutionarys" says Hagins. Greenhouse Effect boast of being the actual 'first grunge rock band' Long long ago ,..deep in the mid 1980's as Hagins and Keegan perfected their arts in garages to alternative emo rock mastery. "We are respected as the greatest because THAT is exactly who we are and who we were meant to be" says Hagins "We belong in the rock n roll hall of fame - if you want the frickin' truth !!" The biggest Web band in the world does not plan a reunion with Keegan and Hagins anytime soon "Right now, we're just concentrating on our lives,...I want to make some money at this someday soon because my wife and I would like to have a baby but I simply cannot afford it,..and I am 44 years old,.....I deserve to be able to have a child like anyone else,....but I don't want to go rack up some big bill in one of our hospitals and walk away and not pay ,...I THINK THAT IS A PIECE OF SHIT when people do shit like that !!,...I want to pay for my shit and do it legit !!" HAGINS and Greenhouse Effect revel in the amounts of downloads that they get and itunes sales they generate; "I can afford to buy food at Albertsons and Vons just off my itunes ,..but still,..its not enough to buy an MTV CRIB" says Hagins "Hopefully with my TV SHOW On Halogen Tv coming up,..I can finally make some real money and I won't have to spend all my time cleaning swimming Pools around Oceanside, Carlsbad, and Encinitas. As Abracadabra Pools and Spa Service and with his trusty Red Ford Ranger Pick up Truck, the aging and graying portly Hagins is THE Superstar of his community in San Diego's North County; "I'm an old fat loser dude who cleans pools,..the people fuckin' love me,...they have someone who is old and pathetic that they can laugh at,..yet they still want a free cd !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " "Winers, Diners, and Social Climbers" recorded live at a Fabulous G.e. gig (One of their last) on February 2, 1992 !! Guitarist Clark Hagins blazes through his intrument as Drummer Martin Silva hits with power making Greenhouse Effect One of Los Angeles California's best three piece bands ever !! Ofcourse bassist Rick Carmody is always there to hold the technical symetry that is G.e. together !! "We were a trio among trios always" says Clark Hagins in 2007. "We have success greatly with our studio songs Like "Brandy" but one really had to see us Live back in the day because thats where all the power was,....We always sounded as if we had six guys playing because Marty was such an incredible drummer,...We also had a drummer named Greg Tarpley for a while ,..and he was amazing,...having a great drummer in the band is very extremely important ,..especially when your band is a three piece". Greenhouse Effect have had the internet's most amazing success in 2006 and 2007 with two of Alternative Rock's greatest Songs in Brandy and "The White Black Song". Having a song as controversal and well known as "White Black" just simply adds to the whole majesty and greatness that is G.e." says Hagins ",..but we wanna be known more for cuts like BEN IS DEAD and "Star" Still, it is tough for G.e. even themselves to overtake the greatness that is BRANDY and Hagins ability to constantly always keep it in the tops of the internet charts at places like Zanga and Alexa as well as at the tops of millions of search engines at all times and at virtually all hours "We wanna be the greatest rock band ever - of all time" says Hagins "We celebrate the Beatles and Rush and the Who,...We fucking hate Green Day and My Chemical Romance,..we fucking think that THEY SUCK,..AND WE HATE RAP MUSIC."

2,395,741 Views - "Brandy" by the Greenhouse Effect band from LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA serves as Alternative Rock's ultimate One Hit Wonder Classic Modern / Relic Song at the SAME TIME. Redondo Beach Songwritor Clark "The Shark" Haggins penned the Song in the summer of 1991 show more... along with his other well known hooker SONG of the web "The White Black Song". Both Songs appeared on the 1992 double cd - The Rock Opera "White Suburban Liar$" an album which functions as G.e's Masterpiece and Legend Of great musical releases of the South Bay area. Haggins and his band proudly wear the crown as "The Most watched and downloaded band on the web" as from country to country "G.E." is quite beyond popular, often racking up the net's hugest viewership ...ofcourse led by Brandy. Hagins cringes at the brutal "One hit wonder" tag that much of the South Bay and Los Angeles has bestowed upon G.e. "Greenhouse Effect is so much more than Brandy and White Black" says Haggins in June 2007 "We are great songwriters and our phase with our former guitarist Phil Keegan has to be one of the most remarkable in Rock music". Keegan formed the band along with bassist Rick Carmody and Drummer Rich Hebben in 1985, Long before Haggins would join the group. The aggressive "Grunge rock" of the early days and standard songs like "Precarious" and "Racers' and "The Magic Man" made G.e. a household name around the South Bay of Redondo Beach and Los Angeles in their hey Day. By 1987, G.E. had completed fullfedged demo "recordings" as dominated by Keegan. Hagins vocals and drumming also were quite noticable as G.e. were set to take on the touring world of rock before inner band squables and a well publicized mess with L.A'S BAM Magazine shut the band down by November 1992, leaving Hagins with a top collection of songs but no band left to play them as Bassist Rick Carmody moved on to other punk rock bands in the South Bay among them one of the areas most well known in the ONE HANDED READERS. BY 1995, rumors of a G.e. comeback were in full swing but still Haggins and Carmody could not agree or come to terms and by 1997, Haggins declared any comeback attempts for the band as "dead". The internet and the 2000 millineum has brought G.e. back with a thunder as the band dominates search engines and Brandy eats up Top web and internet radio airplay at Jango Radio, Pandora, Radio Japan, Clear Channel, and others,..Indie Link as well. Today, the bizarre looking funny three piece band known as Greenhouse Effect are a goliath of cyberpsace. The Great songs defy the band's weird demeanor of Haggins and Carmody. The hit songs propel G.e. to a seen stature that other artists could only dream of - and a trail that EVERYBODY wishes they could blaze as well. Working with some 26 different twitter accounts 24 hours a day is an ongoing adventure for tiny G.e. but Haggins calls it well worth it; "We're a big thing now,..fuck man, We're the most watched Rock band in the history of mankind,..Lets be perfectly honest here,....People recognize me everywhere I go,..I am a legend,....G.e. looks real,...G.e. is human, We make mistakes and we suck,....that is the key,..We are one of the worst bands that I have ever seen ,..but its sad and its funny,..its fucking pathetic really,..we tried so hard,...we weren't cool people,..We were dorks,...thats why so many losers and nerds love us,..We're big in Japan and the middle east,...I think that the fact that we are just so really lame and complete failures is the whole reason why we are so fucking brilliant,..we're sorta like a collision of the Monkees and Weezer,..but even more awkward than that" Haggins often angrily attacks those he feels do not understand G.e. in his many blogs; "I hate KROQ RADIO,...THEY ARE SO FUCKING LAME AND BORING,...KROQ SUCKS,..THEY ARE ONE DIMENSIONAL AND TOO CONVENTIONAL,....there is no diversity there,...that radio station fucking sucks if they won't play the Brandy mp3 download by G.e. ,..We get more web traffic than ALL their bands combined !! All those Emo bands sound about the same just like Rap music,..theres only nuance differences !!!! I FUCKING HATE KROQ ,..THEY FUCKING SUCK !!They Can suck my fucking Dick ! AND HAGGINS is not timid when it comes to attacking artists that he feels are shallow and ruin music ; "Bands like Green Day suck and so to do the Foo Fighters. Dave Grohl sucks...Dave Grohl is boring and ordinary,...He is not a star,..he tries to grow long hair and beards to show how rock n roll classic he is,...real classic rockers see right through him,....they think he is a fucking dork,...real people who know real music always think that Dave Grohl sucks,..the guy is pathetic,...All his songs sound the same,..like a buncha boring ass shit that was recorded on Pro Tools,...FOO FIGHTERS SUCK,....THEY TRY TO BE COOL,..they try to show off how hip and 'knowledgable' that they are - I don't fucking like that shit " So is there any music from today that Haggins "does' like ??. "I like Airbourne and Dragonforce,....I like cheesey metal bands from the 1980's because they are real honest hetero guys who drink beer and chase women - they are real men - REAL HUMANS WHO ACT NORMAL AND NATURAL !!" Hagins continues "I don't like all the phoney Liberal P.C. SHIT thats out there like Coldplay and u2 - they both fucking suck,....I like people who act like themselves,...Like its their dying hours,...." The explosion of Greenhouse Effect musical success on the web has not exactly shocked Hagins; "I'm not really surprised,..we're a great band,..we get all sweaty and we are great showmen,...We are pure professional entertainers,..we make people laugh and cry cause its so 'real' ,..we hide nothing,..we are fucked up true dysfunctional people from weird families,..We are the greatest band of all time,..We don't need tattoos or piercings,....We just wanna make you Laugh and rock out !! As one of the web's most read, known, and Greatest writers or "Bloggers", Hagins sees his writing ability always improving at www.thegreenhouseEffectrocks.com "I write straight from my heart,...I say exactly whats on my mind,..If I am a Christian than I am a Christian,..If I am rightwing than that is what you get !!,...Sometimes I get pissed off at my fellow conservatives and sometimes I fucking don't !!,....I am an old fashioned Taurus ,..a penny saved is a penny earned,..yet I always manage to lose all my money,...often giving it all away to others,..Go figure that,....Sometimes I am very much kind of a Liberal myself !" Hagins says that writing straight from the heart and getting more people to read him than they do of Perez Hilton is extremely 'free-ing. "Or you can say that people like my readings because I write straight from my FARTS" Says Hagins........... Supernetcelebrities.com================= show less... "Alot of people have tried so hard to point out how I suck at everything,..not just music but ANYTHING,...IT COULD BE Swimming Pool cleaning or what-ever,..well,..the best way to shut all these motherfuckers up is to rub me and my music constantly in all their fucking dumb ass fat faces AND AT ALL TIMES TOO ,...til they suck my fucking Dick !! Now, where-ever I go, its a whole new scenery,...EVERYBODY gushes about how Great I am all of a sudden,..and I'm like 'fuck you' ,...Hey, .....suck my fucking Dick motherfucker !!" Needless to say, Hagins relishes in his new found notoriety with blogging and G.e. music ; "They know my music is good,..and they knew it all along,...they're just a buncha fucking piece of shit deuche bags,....they know that they are boring and talentless,...they're fucking ordinary,...they got nothing to offer,...they got no art or visions in their souls ......" - "And I fucking KNOW MORE than them too,....to top it off,..just fucking read my shit !!" Haggins spent years and much of his Life mailing in his music and pictures to record Labels and submissions attorneys and he feels that his goal is one day to cause as much financial harm and chaos to the music industry as he possibly can "These motherfucking pieces of shit didn't sign me,..and people Like that fucking piece of shit rag Bam Magazine tried to do, as much of the South Bay did and still does, much effort to marginalize and diminish me,..they tried to make fun of me and put me down and for what ?? ,..all because I was a great struggling musician who was simply trying to make it like anybody else,..when yer young and you have talent, THAT is what you are SUPPOSED TO DO,....but I got these fucking worthless ass motherfuckers at Bam Magazine fucking with me,..and much of my own family won't take the time to listen to me or my music ,..and to back me up,..you bet I am fucking pissed now,...I'm fucking 44 years old and I clean swimming pools,..what,..you fucking think I'm gonna be HAPPY ABOUT THIS SHIT - NOW TODAY ???? THEY signed all that worthless Rap and hip hop music that sucks and all sounds the same,..and they signed all these fucking cookie cutter mother fucker emo bands that all sound the same,..and I NEVER GOT MY CHANCE AND I'M FUCKING 44 NOW,...I HAD TO MAKE MY OWN CHANCE - I HAD TO DO THIS ALL MYSELF AND SPEND MY TIME HERE AT MY FUCKING COMPUTER BECAUSE NO ONE WILL HELP ME ,.....AND I'M FUCKING NUMBER ONE IN THE WORLD NOW !!! I DID THIS ,..I DID THIS !! LET ME TELL YA MAN,..NO ONE FUCKING HELPS ME -...NO ONE HELPED ME GET TO THE TOP ,...BUT ME !!!! "" ======================= ================= ------------------------------------------- Tags: perez tila porn jim mellon quartet hermosa saloon dodgers lakers kardashians truveo halogen tv

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203,845 Views - In the mighty world of the internet, Greenhouse Effect from Los Angeles can do it All !! From prog Rock to Cheesey Emo Rock Standards that dominate and blast the web with power !!, G.E. are alternative rock's answer to a stale dismal corporate rock environment of boring bands from Green Day to Pearl jam to Coldplay. The three piece band is exciting so much for their ordinary looks and demeanor and Clark Hagins angry, middle finger pointing beattitude. Always changing and evolving and so difficult to pin down is G.e. who can rock as tight as Rush one minute and then turn on a dime and 'convince' you that they are the new Iggy Pop or David Bowie "Low" crusaders of the net !! In the world of cyberspace, G.E. know EXACTLY what they are doing and with 50 Million plus Google plays, ..they are by far the World's most watched and downloaded band of all time !! BRANDY is now a web classic. Legendary for it's hook and ultra-feel bad sad lyrics,...it is a pathetic emo grunge song to end all songs,....equal parts Morrisey, the Cure, Bowie, Iggy Pop, and Rush,.....this thing is easily one of rock's greatest songs - and POWER ANTHEMS !! CRANKING G.E. up loud is a pure joy whether or not you are in the car or the shower - THIS IS BRANDY BY GREENHOUSE EFFECT !!!!!!!!!!!!1 SUPERNETCELEBRITIES.COM

89,632 Views The Seductor. This awesome Track leads off One of Los Angeles California's Greatest Band's Greatest Albums yet; "Music to be buried to" is a complete triumph of hard metal passion and total psychedelic insanity straight out of the 1960's yet completely out of the alternative 1990's as well with supreme Presence. There is no sound on the internet quite like BATLORD. This web dominating band does not let up ever from Song to passionate Song !! The whole entire album hardly wastes a track as it steams along from one cut to the next with authority !! The garage rock laiden approach is yet tight as fuck as the songwriting process is constantly on display, making mincemeat of other bands and solo artists as a way of being. The music is evil, dark,...almost as if the Doors or 'Diamond Dogs' by David Bowie. This is some of the creepiest Halloweenish rock ever recorded and it is pure authentic. There is no faking it here whatsoever. Batlord ruled the internet in 2009 with simple tactics of great music, timeless lead vocals, and a way of connecting with an audience unparalelled.