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Jeanette and Paul do their last show until 10/16, examining the sordid man-boy IM affair between a congressional page and US House Rep Mark Foley. We hope you can make it through without gagging, cos it's sick. A 29-year old virgin speaks (kind of), a great Impure Thought, and don't forget to register to vote! Deadline in Ohio is 10/10 so get up stand up! 206-339-PKNJ

Jeanette and Paul back with Other Variations, another installment of Raven's Word of the Week, and some Columbus sports talk. 'Cause what I'm doing, I'm doing for you. Don't get me wrong, I'm really not souped, ego trips is not my thing. All these strange relationships really gets me down--I see nothing wrong in spreading myself around. Sing! (It's my prerogative). 206-339-PKNJ

The house, the Browns, connecting Iraq to the War on Terror, but most importantly, stick around for Noah Kalina, the Youtube guy who photographed himself every day for SIX FUCKIN YEARS! (with questions brilliantly submitted by Dred242). 206-339-PKNJ

Join us for an interview with the charming Eddie Schmidt. Listen in as we discuss secretive MPAA ratings practices with the producer and voiceover guy from the brand new film: This Film is Not Yet Rated. We chat of new media, "film" vs. "movie," and the sad state of the American Sex Scene (and at least one exception). 206-339-PKNJ

Show Summary: West Siiiiiiide, Intro, Chit Chat, Jason's Pouty, Superstar Jason, Welcome Forum Friends, Spousal Abuse Concerns, Topless on Cops, Jason Trys To Think Again, *time*, Pleading for Help http://www.podcastpeers.org/phpBB/index.php , *Maynerd*, *burp*, Voicemail www.worldofskell.com , The hole gets deeper, and deeper, Another Voicemail www.turkeyvan.com , The Power of the Pee Pee Hole, Lotto Pool, September 11th - We Don't Mean To Be Insensitive Buttholes, Patriotism,*corny*, Child Abduction, On an up note Kevin Cade interviews us www.firstpersonshow.net , Shavin' Maynerd, Distorted View attacked Danny, Halloween Costume -*Badass on a Budget*, Pitt's Marriage Costume, Achilles lust, Wanna Sell? e-mail us at www.nobodies37@yahoo.com , Country Music Discussion, Goodnight Stinkernet, Peace Out - Message to Jason :)

Jeanette and Paul return with good news about their house hunt. Also, amarathon brown-phone call-taking session with lots of interesting user-contributed content, Grouphug confessions, some spanking, and mildly buzzing fun. 206-339-PKNJ

Jeanette and Paul respond to their listeners' emails and calls, explain why the weekend sucked, and introduce a new segment: Raven's Word of the Week. Have we told you lately that we love you? 206-339-PKNJ

Forum poster and fiscal whiz Rishi joins us from over the pond for a discussion of trade deficits and emerging markets from an academic perspective. But first Jeanette and Paul chat, take your calls, and get reacquainted with podcasting. Our first show in August, but there will be many more! 206-339-PKNJ

Jeanette and Paul get their biggest shot to date with a guest-hosting spot on the Dawn and Drew Show. Hope we didn't f it up. A short show, lean and mean--expect another release before the week is out. Stay in school. Eat your greens. Thanks D and D. 206-339-PKNJ

Jeanette and Paul are back once again after a weekend out of town. Well-rested and ready to entertain, spread fear of homeless people, herald the return of Wasting Time at Work, and respond to some Brownphone calls. This is a somewhat strong show! Why not tell a friend about PK and J this week? 206-339-PKNJ

Jeanette is sick, having spent the day at home. We discuss our shifting perspectives on scramming from the US, Paul is lit on one lousy Corona. Good times. This is the first time we've got the show up the night of the show. Yay us. 206-339-PKNJ

Jeanette and Paul discuss the various bubbles and greed-driven schemes threatening life everywhere and ruining the World Cup. We're almost up to date with Brown Phones, so shouldn't have this time-buffer in future shows. New voting month at Podcast Alley, thanks in advance. 206-339-PKNJ

Monday night. Jeanette and Paul diagnose the American insecurity about soccer/football and the World Cup--we always thought Monday night would be bad but it turned out well. Also a wrapup of Comfest and another batch of excellent Brownphone messages. Bill's new gig at heatpartyradio.com is 8 pm EST Thursdays. 206-339-PKNJ

As promised, we are back on the 21st, Jeanette's back, Paul's back, and we have so brought the funk--hope it's not too hot to handle. Drop it like it's hot. Jeanette details her awesome vacation. The pictures will be forthcoming. Hope you enjoy. 206-339-PKNJ

Second volume in a memorial day weekend special, Jeanette and Paul discuss millionaire brats, freckles and firecrotch. An action-packed season finale. Thanks to all the brave kids who call the Brown Phone, we salute you. See you June 21st with more fun. 206-339-PKNJ

Is Jordan from Las Vegas really fat? Some political talk and reintroduction to doing our show after the first leg of our hiatus. OK really our break begins for real after these two shows! 206-339-PKNJ

Jeanette and Paul RAW: Just us hanging out, ready to take a trip...taking calls and discussing things. You guys can consider PK and J: Season One over. We'll be on hiatus til mid-June, when Jeanette returns from Peru, with hopefully a few shows in between. Don't forget it's a new voting month at Podcast Alley, click here to vote or use the interface to the right. 206-339-PKNJ

Jeanette and Paul will officially say goodbye to Tom later, Right now we welcom Paul's old friend Steve to the show. An amazing improv talent hailing from Chicago and deserving every Chipotle beer he gets, check out his links below. This show really picks up when we get to some F'ed up Brown phones. 206-339-PKNJ

Jeanette and Paul present part two of their drunken Sunday recording. For some reason, PK mentions his mommy a lot and mayhem definitely ensues. This has got to be our most outrageous show ever and definitely as close to the edge as is comfortable. 206-339-PKNJ

Jeanette and Paul just had a horrible weekend. It's rough going for Tom dog as he goes into his 7th year. We cope the only way we know how: alchohol and collective commiseration. Please excuse the lack of redeeming content in this episode. 206-339-PKNJ