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"The Song I Wrote About 2007" Song
from YouTube :: Tag // iPhone March 15, 2008
This is the second portion of my talent which was a big hit. It's a comedy song I wrote about the year 2007. It has most of the major events that happened that I was able to fit in there. To watch the whole performance click this link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTzce2O8mbQ Here are the lyrics. I was on the computer just the other day Filling out another myspace survey My dog came over and gave me a lick I said watch out, for Michael Vick he'll get you sick Everything is getting stranger and stranger I don't even know who's in the Danger Everybody losing they're home I Think it's because of the Iphone Overpriced Now I'm not really a big fan of the rubik's cube I spend my hours searching on Youtube Just then My Mom called me up, to get a botana But There's some girl on here, trying to sell me Obama Too much drama Everything is getting stranger and stranger Billy is out playing in the manger Running around like a little boy He probably doesn't know there's lead in all his toys Chinese Manufacturers Instant message my good friend, hey what's up Nothing much, watching 2 girls one cup......reactions That's pretty cool I guess, for a punk I'm sitting at home drinking a yoo-hoo and watching dramatic chipmunk He's got spunk Everything is getting stranger and stranger Everybody still in love with Walker Texas Ranger Crying about and shedding lots of tears it's Chris Crocker over Britney Spears Psycho Path Now 07's over, and we're moving on Finding new things to define our lives upon I'm already having trouble making a sandwich with lots of mayo It's really hard when 46 and pregnant, is Scott Baio Hey-yo Author: itsmetyler Keywords: Tyler Rigney talent show 2007 comedy song girls cup reaction scott Baio funny colin vick ben gregory chris crock Added: March 15, 2008
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Irresistible Offer - 20 Cookbooks For $20
from Dailymotion - most recent videos February 24, 2008
Stop Wasting Time Searching For Generic Recipes On The Net! Save This Amazing Collection Of Cookbooks To Your Pc And Instantly Access Thousands Of Delicious Homemade Recipes Whenever You Want.Author: GeronimoRubio Tags: cook books book holder recipes drink turkey holiday special moments webkinz secret crockpot christmas cookie restaurant free crock pot Posted: 24 February 2008 Rating: 0.0 Votes: 0
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Irresistible Offer - 20 Cookbooks For $20Irresistible ...
from Dailymotion - most recent videos February 24, 2008
Stop Wasting Time Searching For Generic Recipes On The Net! Save This Amazing Collection Of Cookbooks To Your Pc And Instantly Access Thousands Of Delicious Homemade Recipes Whenever You Want.Author: GeronimoRubio Tags: cook books book holder recipes drink turkey holiday special moments webkinz secret crockpot christmas cookie restaurant free crock pot food Posted: 24 February 2008 Rating: 0.0 Votes: 0
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Best Beef Stew Recipe - Classic French Beef Bourguignon
from Revver - french Videos January 13, 2008
Author: CookingRecipes Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 12:06:41 -0800 Duration: 588http://www.cookingrecipestv.com/ - Chef Brian prepares the classic french recipe "Beef Bourguignon" in a slow cooker crock pot. This stew recipe is very tasty, one whole bottle of red wine will do that for ya ;-) Enjoy ... Chef Brian
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Crock & Murph in the Morning #39 - 2007 Christmas Special
from Crock and Murph in the Morning! December 22, 2007
Crock Christmas Door to pay us a holiday visit! We've also got old standby's like Murph's Recap on 2007 Celebrity Poop as well as his Lightning Round! Following SUYM tradition, we round out the episode with a reading of Twas the night before Christmas - with our own spin on it. Keep listening shortly after THAT for some truly amazing BONUS material; our Christmas present to you.
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Perez Hilton & Little Loca
from YouTube :: Videos by littleloca October 29, 2007
I had to edit something out that Perez said because someone pooped her little panties over it. Also, It's not my fault if people leave rude comments. I dont like to delete comments, I believe in feedom of speech. I apologize for the obscenity filled remarks , but get over it. Author: littleloca Keywords: perez hilton little loca littleloca stevie ryan singing dancing blog gossip about nicole richie and her gays chris crock Added: October 29, 2007
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Chris Crocker + TV Show = A Load of Crock.
from YouTube :: Most Discussed Videos - Today September 22, 2007
Please tell me what you think about this terrible tragedy? HAPPY SPRING EQUINOX TO ALL MY PAGANS AND EARTH LOVERS OUT THERE! Blessed Be! xxx Author: TheHill88 Keywords: thehill88 itschriscrocker tv show load crock leave britney alone reality newlyweds jessica simpson rant tragedy psycho Added: September 22, 2007
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"The Gays"
from YouTube :: Most Discussed Videos - Today September 16, 2007
http://www.phillyd.tv Updated Multiple times daily Opening line is related to my favorite show on FX :) Videos Now Available on iTunes and RSS Thanks to Val http://www.youtube.com/valsartdiary Author: sxephil Keywords: matt lush gay god chris crock itscriscrocker peron75 whatthebuck william sledd Added: September 16, 2007
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Podcast #38 - Loose
from Crock and Murph in the Morning! July 08, 2007
Crock Loose . Crock opens with his love of the Pokemon video games, then quickly pisses Murphy off by mentioning the studio's nonexistent air conditioning. We also use our very own knowledge and powers of deduction to determine how the dinosaurs figured out how to tell apart the girls from the guys. Later in the show, you'll hear our assault on Cirque de Soleil , Murphy's white-paying job, another excerpt from his book - Swing? HELL YEAH I SWING! as well as a very special plug for our newest series The Story of Arms Longstrom . Somewhere in here, we discussed the four triforces of women's sexuality, though I'm not at all comfortable writing about what was said. Not that it was all bad. I'm just sitting in the sweltering, air condition-less studio that we babbled on and on about, and I'm not, AT ALL, comfortable.
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Podcast #37 - Sweeps Weeks #2
from Crock and Murph in the Morning! June 19, 2007
This week, Crock Swing? HELL YEAH I SWING! The eventually get around to talking about the local devastating injury at the Pittsburgh Zoo, as well as getting to their special Sweeps Weeks series of news stories. You'll eventually get to learn of Murphy's undying love (and need for) free samples of medicines. Actually, that's a rather hilarious part of this show that I think everyone should have a listen. Its geniunely hilarious! Furthermore, in an effort to conquer the podcasting world, we see our heroes pull investigative journalism from New England-based psychics to simple soda pop. Before putting their mics down, the Lightning Round finds new ways to take Murphy to new heights, and this is way before any of the drugs kick in! Stick with us, you're in good hands this week on Crock Arm Thunder and Murphy believes that Rollo is filled to the brim with cheese!
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Episode #36 - Sweeps Weeks #1
from Crock and Murph in the Morning! May 26, 2007
Alright. First let me tell you all what really happened. We recorded a show about two and a half weeks ago while I was knee deep in the midnight shift. After about two days of putting it off my lack of sleep helps me forget about the show I need to produce. Thusly, we've got a show hanging in limbo somewhere in the SUYM studio. I'm not sure what happened to it and I'm not sure where its going. I, however, do know where it will end up - posted up here as a Lost Episode sometime in the future. Will it be the near future? Will it be much further down the road? I don't god-damn know. What I do know is that I forgot about it, and it'll be a sweet treat for the ears if you heard it after the events discussed long have passed... Uhhhh... I guess that insinuates the not so near future. So there you have it. My thoughts expressed as an HTML page. The lost episode will come... Later... ONWARD! During this week's episode Phillipano Pete visits us again with his new persona The Phillipano Machiesmo or however your spell it. He's a former wrestler put out to stud by the oppressive fist of wrestling entertainment corporations. He not only helps us with our Sweeps Weeks (yes weeks, there's more to come in the future - BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THE FUTURE!) he manages to do what I (Crock) haven't been able to do, outside of my lifestyle choices- sicken Murphy to the point of puking. How did he do it? Well, let me tell you, it wasn't pretty. In fact, it was quite disgusting and should probably be regulated. We also launch an attack on our competitor Clearchannel Radio - which we later learned has partial ownership in SUYM (OOPS!). Tune in and figure this mess out for yourselves. If Pete's tale won't sicken you, I'm sure one of the brothers' Fairshoe will.
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Episode 35: Flavor of Misbehavior
from Crock and Murph in the Morning! April 26, 2007
Peanut Butter Paul comes outa the woodwork to sit down with Crock keep coppin' a feel of everything good then they need to vote for him again. The Matt Brewing Company of New York was kind enough to send us a sample case of their many beers, FREE OF COST! So, during this episode not only do you get the most popular podcast in southwestern Pennsylvania, you get damn good beer advice. Our homebrewed commercials step it up this week, featuring Eric Epic speaking about guns and Corporal Eat's Weekly Beef about TV Dinners.
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Financial Kickbacks!
from Crock and Murph in the Morning! April 19, 2007
Our resident financial analyst, Monte Lowe, made his annual studio appearance and is filled with useful and timely tax hints. He'll astound you with his six tax secrets - advice that no taxman has ever been able to give before. Murphy continues his revamp of the Seven Deadly Sins this week, and throughout the show claims the government has turned on him. The extra-special third segment is ripe with new material and our homebrewed commercials have taken moved into a new echelon of comedic genius. Yeah, we're tootin' our own damn horn here.
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Episode 33: Amputees & Sins
from Crock and Murph in the Morning! April 02, 2007
Our first studio guest of the season returns for another go-round during Crock The Phillipino Filibuster makes his second appearance and brings his own customs along with him. Sit in as Crock picks his brain and Murphy picks his (own) ass. The world of amputees enters the conversation quite unexpectedly and Crock takes off a runs with it, while Murphy redesigns the Seven Deadly SIns . Pete's the overall uninformed difference maker during the ackward silences, so you can bet it's an entertaining time this week on Crock & Murph.
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Episode 32: SFX & Crap
from Crock and Murph in the Morning! March 26, 2007
Yeah, we've added a few more choice sound effects to our flagship podcast. See? We told you that season three would be ripe with change. Alright. Listen in as this week Crock WHATEVER , Rollo drags his lonley ass in here to talk about his favorite thing in the WHOLE WORLD, and Murphy introduces a new, never-ending segment to the show called Win, Place or Show . You'll especially like this episode if you've been following us on MySpace lately as we iron out the details in the responses we received from our bulletins. This episode is a riot, so get it and get with the in crowd.
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We're Back!!!
from Crock and Murph in the Morning! March 17, 2007
With our annual winter break well behind us, ideas fresh in our mind and a studio filled with potential - we're proud to present the freshest episode in a season destined for freshness within episodes. Here we are, season three is underway and we're glad to have you aboard. In our first episode back we detail what we've been doing, what we're planning on doing, and make several desperate pleas to our viewers - as usual. Stick with us this season as we have much, much more in store. Check out this episode for the complete rundown! Also, its that time again. Time to fire up the computerweb and email us with suggestions, recipes, requests and overall bullshit. So listen, here's the email address, send us anything. crockandmurph@gmail.com
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Fit Life 003 - Organization
from Fit Life February 11, 2007
In this episode we talk about organization and efficiency. We have tips, a demonstration and then we talk about breakfast and make an overnight oatmeal! Move of the week is shoulder presses! Find more information or check out my other shows at www.withamymac.com.
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Fit Life 003 - Organization
from Fit Life February 11, 2007
In this episode we talk about organization and efficiency. We have tips, a demonstration and then we talk about breakfast and make an overnight oatmeal! Move of the week is shoulder presses! Find more information or check out my other shows at www.withamymac.com.
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Broadcast #30 - Xmas Special
from Crock and Murph in the Morning! December 12, 2006
The year is slowly winding down, the boss is on your back and Old Man Christmas is breathin' down your neck. Yeah, we've all been there. You're about to download a very special episode of Crock home-brewed stocking stuffer commercials, where everyone will find a gift they'll enjoy! So listen. Seriously. Light a Yankee Candle, sit in your favorite chair, drink some holiday-flavored coffee, turn the lights in the room down low and the lights on the christmas tree up bright and enjoy the latest in Shutupyourmouth fidelity. Download yourself some Christmas.
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Crock and Murph #29
from Crock and Murph in the Morning! December 03, 2006
Well, in the wake of losing Ashley to cruel fate, we've decided to move forward with the wildly popular Crock In more consistent news, the 29th Broadcast of Crock home-brewed commercials, this week's episode is packed FULL of them! Check em out.
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Crock and Murph # 28
from Crock and Murph in the Morning! September 20, 2006
Crock and Murph are BACK after a far too-lengthy hiatus! Listen as we welcome a new personality to the studio. Her name is Helen, and she must be gellin. HA-HA! Product placement! Murph discusses his newfound celebrity as well as his new "fantasy league," while Mike is high on PCP! Crock moves things along as we try to find out groove after quite the layoff.
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Boozecast!
from Crock and Murph in the Morning! August 10, 2006
Murph called me before recording the show yesterday and told me that he was bringin' a fridge pack to the show. The show takes less than an hour to record. I managed six or seven (lost count) during the first 40 minutes. So, during this week's show, you'll hear Crock get progressively drunker - with the pinnacle occuring in the third segment. Also discussed in this show is my ultimate sexual maneuver, Rollo's lack thereof, and Ashley takes a standardized test! Pay special attention to the commercials this week, as they've got SIGNIFICANCE in regards to the near future! We forgot to check the Gmail this week, so if you sent us anything, send us more and maybe we'll get around to reading it! crockandmurph@gmail.com
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