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OH EM GEE GOSSIP GOSSIP GOSSIP Jungle stuart's love rat secret HOLLYOAKS is like the special school for actors isn't it? JUngle Cheryl is livid Fatcas = Thin Jungle Brad and Angelina's real life 'It's a small world' Jungle Coleen is back on the piss RAYYY and lost weight RAYYYY Jungle RAYYY Ashley cole's special tea SUBO whattagwaan? JUNGLE Carol Giffin Sassy? Fiesty? funny? or just a moody cow? lots of real life stories goodness sleep wanking GET playfull with your lippy 1 month kinky sex prude OR WHAT? playing out with 'Sobriety and the woman' by Ben de la Cour Contact the show? - no one does so if you do you are bound to be on it tag tweets with #celebz or email us wicker@sinktherock.org or crispin@sinktherock.org bring. back. jungle. music. x

ooooh would you look at that that is what 6 months worth of gossip magazines looks like when you remember to put them out for recycling and this is what one weeks worth of celebrity gossip magazines sounds like as a sarcastic digest. THIS WEEK we are late because it was my birthfday and consequently I have a terrible hangover Wicker however is PUMPED Claire from steps is all fat and pregnant I'm still a celebrity in my head get me back on TV Cheryl and Ashley to break up after christmas but before new year THE EYES THE EYES - they can't take any more make-up real life Baloon fetish explained (thanks Julie) AND Bob from twin peaks lives with 2 real dolls mazin top tips and Dynamite SEX. playing out to Everybody Knows by Hyacinth Girl - full choon too not just PRS bitches 30 seconds I looked at teh download map We have 7 listeners in Bicester and 55 in Bejing - who are ya? ... give us a wave? To be on it / in it next week tag tweets with #celebz or email us wicker@sinktherock.org or crispin@sinktherock.org You've let me down, you've let your mother down, and you've let yoursef down x

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This week i got OK magazine - it is proper posh, like a well high brow gossip mag Wicker goes all showbiz and is WELL lezzy for Liz Herley Co-leen eventually popped her sprog clap clap ten points there seems to be some confusion about whether or not she is in a rush to lose her baby weight though Peter Andre standing next to a lady made of dough We reveal what celebrites are FRIGHTFUL commoners celeb diets of Dannii Minge and Jackie Collins COMPARED Kerry Katona free fat fucking - what? Jordan's illustrated suicide advice AND Shine up marble worktops with WHAT? Check out Carly's top tips to find out - I swear to god you will never never guess...

...well I say professional sounding but I did forget to turn Wickers mic on until half way through HOWEVER Happy Halowe'en you beauties SO DID Peter Andre get off with his dog? K-FAT has lost a bit of weight but is still Fatter than me Jordan and kids hallowe'en photoshoot special Donatella Vercace and Lindsey Lohan - TWINS how many hob nobs can Rik Waller eat in a day? George Clooney does or doesn't look like someones pervy old dad - discuss is WILD SEX safe? AND Ronan says Boyzone WILL carry on without Steven *PHEW* The other things I forgot to do was get breaking news off Gossip feast, queue a song up for the end and plug The Red Rose Comedy Club (this week is SCOTT CAPURRO, AARON COUNTER, SPECIAL GUEST - MAGNUS BETNER, mc: Mike O'Donovan) milk milk lemonade round the corner chocklits made ps 15 minutes in I realise that only one mic is on and sort it out.

JACKPOT there are no fat celebz this week even NATCAS FATCAS is THINCAS Kelly Osbourn "thinest ever without drugs" (wowowowow) we debating if or how Kater and Peatee's kids are all fucked up and whose fault it is (a bit like the Write stuff or something but more judgmental and less advised) Wicker must choose her new boyf - Peter Andre OR a chav what lives in tent Crispin's new bird is either Stacey or Keisha ~ whoever emails in first TPT TPT (you have to listen to find out what that is) Wicker also well lezzy for Pamala Anderson SEX O'CLOCK - what time does your rape alarm go off? RIP Kanyee West you were a gay fish Whitney wazza lezza beanz - says Bobby Brooon housten we have a semi next week we might have a song at the end AND we MIGHT have proper sound... There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, she had so many children her cunt fell off. message ends At the Red Rose comedy Club this Week: STEPHEN CARLIN, DANIEL RIGBY, TIFFANY STEVENSON, ELI SILVERMAN http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=140862086414&index=1

in our AMAZIN celebrity gossip podcast this week we are fucking with your minds we did the podacast in the MORNING usual Kater and peatee shit - they arguing about who is still in love with who now - THE COCKS Micha Barton Canadian tux and Croyden facelift Some them bitches all specially thin for London fashion week Kimberly walsh big curvy FACE Amy Wineclaart's SICK faith healer weirdo Dr. Creepyhands 2 in the goo one in the poo 80 a week COKE HABIT A well fat SEX kitten in lacey underwear AND A lady with a 20 STONE BUM could you ask for more? could you? really? really really really?

We got a theme tune Wicker hadn't heard it it went on too long dunno if it really worked out in celeb gossip land Brian (The Big Faced Irish Giant) wants his kids back off council chops all the Strictly Come Dancing lot are already fucking each other it would seem - oh no sorry that was just triksy bullshit MAN FACTS Lions are the only cats that cant purr backwards How Fergie (Princess of Peas not Duchess of Kent) stays 'down to earth' NATCAS sausage and SOMEONE ate a KIT-KAT - I forget who...

Special Guest is Matt Oxborrow Jordan goes out with Man-E-Faces from HE-Man also the star of a film called KILLABITCH (gangsta film not pr0n) NATCAS prediction VERIFIED Peter Andre goes back in time to the 80s KERRY - same story as last week MORE FROM Lady GaGa's cock We find out who was THE WORST out of Hollyoaks Cedric Diggory's French Piano dream (bless) chicken scratchings Find out who's Strictly cum Dancins partner is the result of some UNHOLY union between David Guest and Roger Moore AND THEN SOME...

Kerry is celebrity gossip queen this week - what with all her coke sniffin, accountant bashin and her life coaches being them two out of Dollar > ALSO > WHO set up the secret camera in her bog? > I don't think we said much about Kater and Peatee - OH 'cept that Wicker predicts Pete will be the new face of Iceland > Jenifer Love Hewit = MASSIVE FATTY > Cher's ladyman son (again) > Britneys AMAZIN Diet of (gasp) no junk food > Cat Slater's crisp bag tits Wicker's NATCAS prediction > OH YEAH > AND > Ricky Martin - 1/2 rice 1/2 chips - WHO KNEW?  

SO THEN... Wicker is lezzy for Kelly Brook Posh gets out some old chicken bones and pretending that it is her real arm - Britney is in great shape or terrible shape dependant on whether she is shooting an ad or getting the milk in we also discuss trapping Kate Moss in a cage and feeding her Dixy Chicken hot wings Cheryl's Barnet gets a bit of a slaggin but not from us ( 3 Cheryl) we tried eatin transformer snacks live on air Pete visits new magazine BLESS HIM and Lady GaGa's cock made it to the glossies at last... well thank fuck for that eh?

well well well ~ we were in a terrible rush and it's only 17 minutes long BUT we still found time to talk about Kerry's big shiny old face and her Mark's big twatty cardigan > NatCas in a gossip magazine article that is not weight related (ZOMFG) > What else? ummm OH > Jordan's scrotum tits are out again and Peter Andre cant take her seriously so he got his tits out as well > J-LO Grapefruit Fat Bum > Kate Moss/ Katherine Heigel VODKA diet > it's OVER between Crispin and Lily Allen AND we're not going to Vanessa Hudgen's 21st Birthday because she is a MEGABITCH

This week Crispin is accidently dressed up like a twat we Gossip about Kerry Katona's bench-press face Peter Fucking Andre's TEAM CHILDREN T-shirt (the wanker) Madonna's fucked up veiny sparrow-arms PUKE Connie Huq's panty flash and some other stuff too... A weeks worth or celebrity gossip in 38 minutes (cor)

SPecial guest this week is Davey Porter who run tings at Headphones off (Shoreditch indie night) CELEBRITY GOSSIP ABOUT all sorts > some gossip about Tom Cruis' wrestling holds on posh spice > Jordan UNRAVELS > a WORLD EXCLUSIVE about something - I forget what... > Natalie Portman DEAD > George Clooney DEAD > Jeff Goldblum DEAD > it went on for too long because we forgot to look at the time BUT we do talk about training hamsters to watch you have sex... touch me

I bought Grazia (£1.95 - I know right?) because Bernard said Harry Potters bird was in it and then forgot to even mention it > Poor ol' Micha Barton has been taken to the loony bin [CUCKOO] > The secret to looking like Demi Moore when you are like 1/2 a century old REVEALED > K&P (snore) > Pussy cat dolls bird talks shit to someone > Steve Jones and the indestructible child > Whitney Houston looking bit less like a crack-bag > A ROD? > DAN RAD? > Jessica Simpson's Barbie & Ken party FAIL > AND who eats the middle out of bagels... P.S. Click this link to see Lady mouthing the words of a Whitney Houston song to a stuffed koala blinking in time to the orchestral hits http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZYiIt94zK0

Whats Happen then in celebrity land? WELL > Kerry Katona has THE best boyf ever he is by no means a fat ugly controlling prick > MORE Kater and Peatee crying on TV and all that (are you bothered? - could you care less?) > ALSO Rhiana's CLONE > Elastic band high heels and bog roll cutlery holders > Duncan from blue comes out as half rice half chips > WATTAGWAAN at teh Ross family Christmas > Gordon Brown's botox SHOCKER > Jack 'one suit' tweed > Teh Rooney's KFC heartache > oh AND Peatee & Shunthole (Chantelle) they 'gettin it AWWN - or what? - it's never too late if you care enough x

Peatee and her with the tits - Chantelle have been out on a date and it is definitely not bullshit > Cheryl Cole's tits ~ well 70% of them > We laughing at: Beyonce's little sisters camel toe > Mischa Barton's fat face at Harrod's > Love It's Carly at fat camp & Peter Andre on twitter > Oh yeah > ALSO would you adam and eve it? Natalie ‘I'm happy fat’ Cassidy has lost weight again >> KEEP IT INANE my gossip ridden brothers and sisters x

well who'd have thought it? MJ went and died > luckily there is other things going on in celebrity gossip and real life > Kerry is well fat like her council estate sebaceous mum > Posh and Backs are 10 > more shit slinging from Kater and Peatee > Lady Gaga's vagine on display > DIY super glue sex change > AND someone who sniffed thier husband's poo right up their nose to get over a super-bug

Kater and Peatee are right back atchah - claiming untold column inches this week > Katie is playing the saintly mum card, going to Ibiza, getting pissed up out of her face, showing everyone her pants > and well getting off with a bloke (who can only be described as "A BIG GAY") - Peter on the other hand has gone batshit party animal crazy and took the kids to see his mum and done a little cry for the papers. In other news > SOME STUFF.... ummm > oh > Posh's FOUR boob jobs (was it really worth it?) > the difference between David Beckham and Orlando Bloom > and teh worst thing a salmon has ever done drunk was eat ice-cream drunk... - word to your mother x

Special guest this week is MAIREAD - we talkin' about all that celebrity gossip shit > bathroom gossip from the DISCO BITCH homecoming gig > transatlantic-eurotrash gossip about Ronaldo and Paris > one arm gossip bowt Jade's old lezzy mum > who fat? > who thin? > who care?