The Greaseman once went on a ride-along with the Blue angels. It was supposed to be a gentle ride... But Grease stole the plane and headed to Estelle's house!
The Greaseman tells us a story of a man who went to a psychiatrist to help cure a troubling sleeping problem. It would have cost thousands... But he found a cheaper way!
Why hasn't the Greaseman been on the David Letterman show? That isn't right, is it? It turns out that Grease doesn't mind. He is just glad he doesn't have to explain a few things... Like what is living under his bed!
How do you find a sweet thing for a little hobble in the middle of the day? Check out the Pediatrician's office! Grease lays out the plan in this episode of the Hobble hand book. Episode 776: "Your Mission? Find a Pediatrician!"
How many times do we have to tell you? There is no joke the Greaseman doesn't know. If you try to tell him a joke he already knows, he will come to your house and take you hungrily. That's why we call it... Betting the Bombays!
Does a collect call from an old boyfriend mean that he is in jail? This woman wants the Greaseman to tell her how to tell. He suggests lunch... or a trip to church!
I'm not quite sure about the story behind this one. It is a call about a kid stealing his parents Booze, the Grease talks him into sending his parents on a cruise... I hope it turns out better than the one Grease went on!
Estelle was not the Greaseman's first love. But it was not to be, She left him for a Navy man. From the depths of the Bit Vault I present to you... The story of Zelda and Chauncy!
Sometimes it doesn't pay to answer the phone. John from the Marlboro Psychiatric center called the Greaseman to help him escape. Grease is kind of sympathetic... That could be him one day!
All of the complaining has finally taken hold. The Greaseman is going to quit smoking. If you don't think it is hard to quit... Try quitting when you are a Lawman!
The Greaseman has found a English-Spanish phrasebook for alternate lifestylers. It doesn't shock him though. He has dealt with their kind before South of the Border... When he met the Gay Caballeros!
Have you ever been to Mardi Gras? The Greaseman has. He loves to look at the people milling around Bourbon street. There's Al Hirt, the famous musician... And Carlos The International Terrorist!!
Here is a job for you; How about a casket delivery boy? That could be wacky! It gets the Grease thinking about his own death... And a Seance he held once.
Good news, Greaseman fans! There is a new movie out based on one the Greaseman's bits. The X-Wife files! Here is the bit they made the movie about... What's that? It's the X-Files??? Never mind....
This guy has a problem. His last name is Wailin! With the Greaseman making wailing jokes all the time he may need to move.. Maybe he should move to West Virginia!
Clint Eastwood is getting pretty old, and his diet is pretty bad as well. If Clint doesn't bulk up a little the Punk is going to leave him... But will Clinton let him leave?
The Greaseman has a young fan who knows all the words to one of the Greaseman's songs. But don't worry, It is one of the more innocent ones. Not like this story of Daddy and the Biscayne!
Sadly, this caller's Grandmother has passed and he has called the Greaseman to request a song. That makes Grease wonder what heaven must be like... He may have to avoid some people up there!
The Greaseman likes to be on the radio because he can do more than most late-night TV hosts. He explains why that is then he breaks into song... About his Black Slacks!
