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In this day and age, IM pacing is vastly important.  It adds a sense of sincerity and truthiness to conversations that are otherwise flat, and nearly impossible to understand. Flawed IM pacing can lead to miscommunications, animosity, and personal injury.  It s important to spread out your instant message punchline indicators in order to indicate a proper amount of punchiness, otherwise you just come off as an asshole. The show needs money. brianisinyou.net/podcast to find our paypal donation button, and help us cover webhosting for next year, and a fancy mic stand for Sean. Any amount helps, and we will be happy to throw a bonus midweek minishow out there if we see some cash.

Filmed with a Canon EOS 7D as a test. Alexandra and I thought it was a nice day to go for some ice cream in the city, so we got on our bikes and brought along a 7D to test its video capabilities. On the way, we filmed a few of the people cycling through Palma de Mallorca, Spain. I'd love to hear from you, so leave me a comment! -Franklin http://www.franklintello.com http://www.orangevelo.com

After taking some time off for personal growth and reflection, we re back for a quick comeback show. Join us as we recap Halloween, divulging into two of Christina s largest childhood failures, and largest costume handicaps. This show only happened thanks to your listener feedback. Be sure to email us at show@brianisinyou.net, or leave some messages at 206.49.lolbk to inspire us to continue spending time and money on your earholes. Keep an eye on the twitters for upcoming entertainment opportunities while bk and Christina are out of town.

Sean has a mustache that makes him look like he just tied some woman to railroad tracks.  He says that it s temporary (he only did it for tonight s Butthole Surfers show), but I m calling bullshit.  He created that thing on his face, and he loves it.  I m willing to bet that it s still there next Sunday. This week, Sean, Christina and bk teach the kids about the benefits of eschewing responsibilities in favor of a morning pint, inappropriate uses for an accelerometer, a suicide mission to one of the moon s rings(?), and a sex toy with tongues like Ravana, the demon king of Lanka.  We are quite proud of what we do here. Leave us some feedback for next week.  You can call our voicemail at 206.49.lolbk, or email show@brianisinyou.net.  We will also be giving away some gym fu apps via our twitter.  Hugs and kisses.

There s something strange in the air this week. BK and Sean are joined by Haberknockers, and special guest Patrick for a quick show, immediately following a Bludso s BBQ binge.  We recap Patrick s adventures in LA (where we live), discuss an upcoming reality-quiz show, and cut down all of the live listeners brave enough to call in. We will continue to give out promo codes for Gym Fu via the show s Twitter. Keep an eye out for your chance to win, and to know when we re going live next.  Why not?

Brianisinyou is teaming up with gymfu.com in a quest to grow massive arms, and earn respect at movie theaters/look good in a vat of pasta/recruit randoms for an upcoming trip to Miami.  It s entirely possible. If you want to challenge Brian or Sean to some fu challenges, send a picture of your weak, birdlike muscles (with brianisinyou written on them) to show@brianisinyou.net.  We ll hook up our favorite arms with pushup fu for the iPhone/iPod touch, and our favorite belly with crunch fu.  If you already have the apps, send us challenges by searching for bk or shean . We will be back next Sunday with a special guest.   Follow @brianisinyou on twitter, and you ll be privy to new happenings as they become old happenings. Hit us up with @replies, emails (like last week s excellent fan-art by Wendy) and voicemails (206.495.6525), and we will love you like brothers and sisters.

People need to start thinking things through before they try to pull styles.  Stupid 13 year old girl, and stupid 13 year old girl s mother What did you expect to happen when you were brought into Jack Nicholson s bedroom for a Vogue photoshoot ?  And you, guy building a bunker for the apocalypse.  Do you really think cat food is going to sustain you for the day that God himself dictates this is how all the shit s going to be ?  And Jordan, how are you going to get a book deal about your heart surgery if you livestream the outcome over the internet?  Hello?  Spoiler alert? I know it s no Snape kills Dumbledore situation, but you could really do a better job keeping people in the dark about your aortic valve replacement.  You have our heartelt (LOL) support, but jeeze—save something for the fourth act. It s just frustrating.  You people need to get less excited about your best-case scenario outcomes and keep an open mind for potential failures.  Maybe the old man feeding you quaaludes and asking you to take off your underwear is a sexual predator.  Maybe the hospital Wifi will go out.  Maybe Sony Pictures should have realized that people might go to their craptastic website for their craptastic film.  Ridiculous. Call us: 206.49.lolbk

Two car tandem parking is ten points, while two car side-by-side is fifteen. Central air and heating is worth twenty, while wall-units is only ten. Ownership of property is worth one tenth of one point per square foot, but a solid sense of humor is an automatic fifty points. Obviously, total point value is multiplied by the number of successful dates. There can be maths! It doesn t matter if the situation is dating strategy or looking for a good lease. There has to be a way to crunch numbers, and validate your efforts. Everything can be formulaic and simple—why waste effort on judgment and thought? It doesn t have to be painful.

Potential vs substantial, Brianisinyou and the resource based economy, WHO WILL EMERGE FROM THE STEEL CAGE?? Brian and company struggle with pleasure and power- what s to become of them amongst meatball fountains and resource based economies? It s a slippery, slippery slope.  This show is odd.  Lots of live callers, no regular segments, and a cheesecake scented candle.  Bring your beer, bonfires, burgers and bongs. Christina went to some girlish party (see album art), and everybody gets to thinking.  How can we create the male equivalent?  How does one measure vaginal depth? Most importantly, how can you help us in creating a resource based economy?  We are doing our part in the studio by recycling our own urine.  Get off the grid, fool. Don t let this be your first exposure to our show. Take a few steps back.  If you have ideas for our manparty, call 206.495.6525 anytime this week.  Leave the idea in a voicemail, and we will share it with everybody.  Best suggestion will actually happen, and we ll take pictures.

Sean and Brian are joined by two classic regulars, in a search for the greatest California adventure.  Steve Asbury (last heard sometime before episode 50) is seeking wildfires, industrial rock and dirty game-shows, while Starline is on a quest to find childhood wonderment somewhere down the 405. A horrible illness has taken Sean, and that s all because of the lack of get well soon cards from last week.  Now he s worse.  He is dying.  How do you feel about that, internet? Next week, we ll be back with the ever-popular Habernacker.  Be sure to call us up with your feedback, requests, and secrets: 206.49.lolbk.

It actually happened.  After last week s WTFCraigslist on the cougar convention, Brian got on an airplane with some friends and checked it out.  Listen to this show for a full report, including a recorded interview with Übercougar Rita (pictured on the Left). Sean was seriously injured during the recording of this show.  We ask that you send your sympathy to show@brianisinyou.net, or call in a voicemail to 206.49.lolbk.  We will be back next week with a super-huge show with some special guests.  Enjoy.

This is yet another show that has potentially horrible repercussions for your beloved hosts, and you should appreciate that. Sean, BK and Christina are back in the studio to discuss Sean s new arch-rival, Christina s incredibly advanced mental age, and BK s homicidal mannerisms.  We wrap it all up with an intriguing WTFCraigslist, and live callers. Leave us some voicemails at 205.49.lolbk (206.495.6525), or do the twitter thing (@brianisinyou).  We ll be back soon.

I m totally going to feel like a dick if that comes true. It s a packed studio with BK, Sean, Jake, and the return of Christina Habernackerasdf.  We recap our travels over the past couple weeks, and Jake educates Christina on the dangers that she faces on an upcoming adventure. Feed us back: 206.49.lolbk, anonymous box, or @brianisinyou

We can t record any new shows until August, but we have some minishows to hold everybody over until then. If you re a new listener, we recommend you check out episodes 128 and older. We had no idea if we could pull this show off, but it came together quite nicely.  We bring back a classic segment, break some news (which will be a week old once this show gets released), and present you with Supersecretdownlowhollywood info that you won t find anywhere else.   Enjoy.

We can t record any new shows until August, but we have some minishows to hold everybody over until then. If you re a new listener, we recommend you check out episodes 128 and older. It s a beautiful day in LA, and Jenipher is back in the studio for a bonus half hour with Sean and BK.

Schedules-schmedules.  Jake and BK found some free time, and we have a friend in town.  Let s record a thing for Friday! This week, we introduce you to Jenipher.  She doesn t curse, drink or climb mountains, but we try to pressure her into it anyway.  We spend some time with her, take some calls, play some sounds, and find better employment opportunities for Mr. Jake. Sean might be back for a Sunday show, or he might not be.  Regardless, we re pretty sure we ll be recording one.  Keep an eye on the twitter, and send some sweet content to show@brianisinyou.net.

What the hell happened last week?  No new shows came out, and Brian spent some time with the New York Police Department, while Jake and Sean went to raves and watched people get painted at muscle beach. This show is extra long, packed with all the recap stuff that would be completely invalid during a midweek show.   You won t miss it, because you missed us.  There s no way you can miss it.  It s missless. We will be back sometime this week.  Listen to this show.  It s good.

Almost 400 horsepower and two of the wildest street bikes ever made. Check out Motorcycle USA s take on the Yamaha Star VMAX and Suzuki B-King. Check out the full review in 2008 Suzuki B-King vs 2009 Star VMAX at www.motorcycle-usa.com

I had to find out what the hype was about. Now I know what raw power feels like.