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This is a message to all haters. Thank you for everyone who helped make this video! SUBSCRIBE TO THEM! Happyslip http://www.youtube.com/happyslip WhatTheBuck http://www.youtube.com/whatthebuckshow Kevjumba http://www.youtube.com/kevjumba Supadupaflygirl http://www.youtube.com/supadupaflygirl Davedays http://www.youtube.com/davedays ArshaAsteraki http://www.youtube.com/arshaasteraki Ms.Rynn Author: nigahiga Keywords: haters happyslip kevjumba what the buck davedays supadupaflygirl arsha asteraki arshaasteraki nigahiga ms.rynn tarynn Added: September 26, 2008

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-SUBSCRIBE OR DIE- http://www.arshasworld.com We were really bored so we made a little freestyle rap for ya guys! If you want to see more than comment saying Donkey Dick ! LOL and YES THIS IS A FREESTYLE GUYS, WE JUST PUT THE SHADES ON TO SET THE MOOD. I SWEAR THIS ISN'T A WRITTEN RHYME. IF IT WAS WRITTEN IT WOULD BE WAYYYYYY BETTER lol. and also, yes I made the beat myself. Thanks! :D Download this mp3 on my myspace! http://www.myspace.com/dubmuzak Subscribe to Daniel! http://www.youtube.com/slickus26 and add him on myspace! http://www.myspace.com/slickus Lyrics~ Arsha: When I step up in the club, I have everybody yelling it's DJ DUB! and uh, I don't spit, I don't like to freestyle, but right now I'm feeling good man, I'm feeling really wild... Slick: S-L-I-C-K-N-O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A, no doubt! I'm the best in the state, take ya girl butt naked put her breasts in my face! Arsha: A to the R to the S to the H to the A, man you know that's my name! And if it's not, implanted in your brain, then you need to go check your doctor, cause you're INSANE! Slick: Now everybody and they mama wanna talk smack when I talk back, I retaliate by putting out a hot track! These youtube thugs claiming I'm trash, they hate and I laugh, cause I got all the girls in the back! Arsha: Arsha Ah-ster-aki, I'm PERSIAN! Not paki! Get up in my face? Ya know what I mean! I'll jizz all over your face, just like ice cream! Slick: Knock you out, eat your food, I'm a nice guy, but I can be rude! Suck my dick, tickle my balls, if you don't like it you can cakjdlkjshkj.... :-)

-SUBSCRIBE OR DIE- Rate, comment, and favorite everybody! It means a lot! Thanks! :D Download the MP3 here: http://www.myspace.com/dubmuzak Thanks to Adorian for the help! http://www.youtube.com/randomefilms SUBSCRIBE TO HIM! Lyrics: Verse 1 I pull out my game boy, now im ready, pop in the cartridge, palms are sweaty. right when i start it up, people wanna see whats up, i got dat real juice in my cup. dont gotta ask me twice, i aint feelin nice, got my charizard, and im not thinkin right. if you get in my way, you'll get takin down, oh, did i just knock your squirtle out? yeah uh yeah yeah uh yeah yeah uh yeah whattt? Chorus It's pokemon, and its FOR THE WIN! if you challenge me, the beginning is the fin! and uh, i dont brag but uh, dont start me up, cause uh, ill take ya out, and ill take the winning cup. cause im a pokemaster, thats my fame, ash is a pussy, arsha is my name, i only played the red and blue games, but that doesnt mean that im lame... does it? naw! yeah uh yeah yeah uh yeah yeah uh yeah whattt? Verse 2 Listen up, cause im makin an announcement, you got a problem, dont whisper it shout it! i got the badges that you wish you had, and i earned em with a magikarp, thats sad! and uh, i dont mind if you wanna challenge me, but uh, make it worth the while cause i aint free. and if you suck then ill just take ur cash, and remember the name, its arsha, not ash! yeah uh yeah yeah uh yeah yeah uh yeah whattt?

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Pretty much the coolest new move ever! HAHA I'm kidding its lame but learn it anyways because ninja's are sexy! WARNING: This song will get stuck in your head whether you like it or not! Also: See if you can find the hidden jokes in this video. There's a lot of things that are hard to see unless u really look good because we're ninjas like that haha. P.S. I Pwn Naruto (Yes I know what PWN means). Beat Made by: http://www.youtube.com/arshaasteraki Subscribe to him! DL the song at: http://www.myspace.com/ryannigahigamusic Lyrics: The Ninja Glare Chorus (x2) OH EM GEE You can't see me I'm blending in just like a pine tree I am unseen, You can't see me cuz I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja, nin, ninja. Verse 1 Hey, can't see me Am I a bird or am I a tree? What's flying so high in the ayer (ayer)? I'm a ninja don't stare (stare) Fast like the witch is Blair (Blair) I bet you don't even care Here I go, there I go, this is my song Being ninja you gotta be strong Most of us found in Hong Kong Where is my automobile now Dong? Catching everything with my chopstick Making loud noises with every hit Moving unseen so fast so quick I bet you wish you had all my ninja tricks OH EM ... GEE Be a Ninja like me Just watch me now and you will see! Chorus (x2) OH EM GEE You can't see me I'm blending in just like a pine tree I am unseen, You can't see me cuz I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja. Verse 2 Hey were dressed in black Just like emos except for the fact We don't stab ourselves, we stab your back Its just our way to sneak attack We see you coming cuz we have wall hacks Don't come near us or we'll give you slap And no sense in running cuz we set up a trap. Here comes the slow motion... C C C CRAP! Run like me Hide like me Don't forget your fatality Dance like a ninja in the club Even though you'll look just like a scrub Watch this vid learn something rare (rare) This move looks like a square (square) Just throw your hands in the air (air) Follow me, do the Ninja Glare! Chorus (x2) OH EM GEE You can't see me I'm blending in just like a pine tree I am unseen, You can't see me cuz I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja, nin, ninja. Author: nigahiga Keywords: ninja glare nigahiga anime naruto omg urban tim enos sean fujiyoshi arsha asteraki ryan higa in the ayer cs wall hack cheat counter-strike Added: August 14, 2008

Pretty much the coolest new move ever! HAHA I'm kidding its lame but learn it anyways because ninja's are sexy! WARNING: This song will get stuck in your head whether you like it or not! Also: See if you can find the hidden jokes in this video. There's a lot of things that are hard to see unless u really look good because we're ninjas like that haha. P.S. I Pwn Naruto (Yes I know what PWN means). Beat Made by: http://www.youtube.com/arshaasteraki Subscribe to him! DL the song at: http://www.myspace.com/ryannigahigamusic Lyrics: The Ninja Glare Chorus (x2) OH EM GEE You can't see me I'm blending in just like a pine tree I am unseen, You can't see me cuz I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja, nin, ninja. Verse 1 Hey, can't see me Am I a bird or am I a tree? What's flying so high in the ayer (ayer)? I'm a ninja don't stare (stare) Fast like the witch is Blair (Blair) I bet you don't even care Here I go, there I go, this is my song Being ninja you gotta be strong Most of us found in Hong Kong Where is my automobile now Dong? Catching everything with my chopstick Making loud noises with every hit Moving unseen so fast so quick I bet you wish you had all my ninja tricks OH EM ... GEE Be a Ninja like me Just watch me now and you will see! Chorus (x2) OH EM GEE You can't see me I'm blending in just like a pine tree I am unseen, You can't see me cuz I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja. Verse 2 Hey were dressed in black Just like emos except for the fact We don't stab ourselves, we stab your back Its just our way to sneak attack We see you coming cuz we have wall hacks Don't come near us or we'll give you slap And no sense in running cuz we set up a trap. Here comes the slow motion... C C C CRAP! Run like me Hide like me Don't forget your fatality Dance like a ninja in the club Even though you'll look just like a scrub Watch this vid learn something rare (rare) This move looks like a square (square) Just throw your hands in the air (air) Follow me, do the Ninja Glare! Chorus (x2) OH EM GEE You can't see me I'm blending in just like a pine tree I am unseen, You can't see me cuz I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja, nin, ninja.

-SUBSCRIBE OR DIE- *READ* Add Slick on his myspace: http://www.myspace.com/slickus Author: ArshaAsteraki Keywords: arsha asteraki bother hiphop remix slick us subscribe or die rawr bohosolo Added: July 26, 2008

-SUBSCRIBE OR DIE- I'M GOING ON VACATION PRETTY SOON SO I WILL UPLOAD MY OLDER VIDEOS TO KEEP YOU GUYS ENTERTAINED. THERE IS A NEW RAP COMING SOON THAT WILL SURELY BE AWESOME! :D Author: ArshaAsteraki Keywords: arsha asteraki zebra cakes free macbook contest 2008 Added: July 1, 2008

-SUBSCRIBE OR DIE- I'M GOING ON VACATION PRETTY SOON SO I WILL UPLOAD MY OLDER VIDEOS TO KEEP YOU GUYS ENTERTAINED. THERE IS A NEW RAP COMING SOON THAT WILL SURELY BE AWESOME! :D

-SUBSCRIBE OR DIE- Thanks for watching. Comment, rate, favorite, and subscribe. Or else you will be murdered. :-) Thanks!

-SUBSCRIBE OR DIE- The girl in the video is my good friend, Lori. Also, check out jewfrodude: http://www.youtube.com/jewfrodude This is another old video that I wanted to re-upload. Sooo, yeah! Enjoy!

-SUBSCRIBE OR DIE- Edit: Wow, you guys seriously think I act like this. Wow. GTFO! This is another video that people liked so I'm re-uploading it again! :D

-SUBSCRIBE OR DIE- I'M NOT ANOTHER FRED! I HAD TO SPEED IT UP OTHERWISE IT WOULD'VE BEEN 8 MINUTES! GTFO! I figured I should re-upload this video, because a lot of people liked it soooo yeah! :D

-SUBSCRIBE OR DIE- Rate, comment, and favorite everybody! It means a lot! Thanks! :D Download the MP3 here: http://www.myspace.com/dubmuzak Lyrics: (Hook) Mountain Dew and Frito Chips, All you hear is people lip, Talkin' SHHH, in my ear, Best be glad that you ain't near, Cause this ain't real, Get a life, You got PWNED!1, Yeah that's right! Get online, unless you're scurred, Don't worry mom, I won't get hurt! (Repeat Hook) (Chorus) I'm a gamer, that's what's up, Listen up, or you'll get cut! We represent our gamertags, We throw 'em up, like they're our flags! We ain't fags, That's for sure, Seems Hentai is our culture. But best of all, We stay fresh, Representin' 'til our death! (Verse 1) You know my name, A to the R to the S-H-A, Who am I, you're greatest fear, When I'm done with you man, you'll be queer! I don't have a middle name, But if I did, it'd put you to shame! Put you to sleep, for all I care, Down in the sea, no air to spare. (Chorus) (Verse 2) We go hard, we go long, That's what she said about my shlong! I've been a gamer all my life, Take away my games, I'll go on strike, Jack Thompson got nothin' on us, We are the wind, and he is the dust! Mario brothers are my homies, IRATE Gamer is a PHONY! I don't care what no one says, I beat him, and now you're next! Don't be jealous of my skills, You risked your life and you got killed! I don't care what no one says, I beat him, and now you're next! Don't be jealous of my skills, You risked your life and you got killed! (Hook X2) (Chorus X2)

-SUBSCRIBE OR DIE- Rate, comment, and favorite everybody! It means a lot! Thanks! :D THIS VIDEO IS DEDICATED TO IGPRODUCTION24 FOR THE INSPIRATION I NEEDED TO MAKE IT!! THANKS BRO! FAQ: 1. Yes, I did make the beat and also wrote the lyrics and rapped them. 2. I made the beat using FL Studio 8 XXL Producer Edition. 3. I used my camera for the rapping and just put it into my editing software and simply put the video clips over it. 4. YES, I am Persian and YES I am 16!! 5. lolz 6. That huge guy in the video holding me back, is my brother. He's three years older than me (19) and that much bigger. So yeah... 7. I KNOW I SAY THINGS LIKE "ARABIC" WRONG, I'M MAKING FUN OF HOW THE COMMON PRONUNCIATION IS OFTEN MISTAKEN... GOSH!! 8. No, I'm not Muslim. I'm Christian, but I do respect all other religions. 9. NO, I'M NOT A FREAKIN' TERRORIST! Download the MP3 here: PERSIAN! Can you hear the words out my mouth? you ask me one more time, and you gon' get knocked out! I aint paki, afghani, arabic, or aladdin! I only play FIFA man, forget that Madden! I don't have a favorite food, but if there's rice, then I am good! Don't be calling me a terrorist, cause I can be tempted, Halo used to be peaceful, but that's not how I left it! (Chorus) IM PERSIAN! I didn't swim across the border! I won't take your crap, even though I'm way shorter! I always live my life with deception and lies! If you trust me man, you'll end up surprised! IM PERSIAN! Don't fear me, I don't have a bomb! Last night was awesome, but don't take me wrong! (sept. 12, 2001) If you call me a terrorist, I'll say "You're right!" Dim the lights, get in tight, and "BLOW ME UP" ALL NIGHT! IM PERSIAN! (Verse) Look at my face, can you tell the origin of my race? Lemme give you a hint, I have tons of oil, but don't spread it around, all that does is spoil. I'm working on a semi-nuclear bomb, and if Mohammad is correct, then nothing is wrong! :D Everybody's just jealous of us, they're all pansies, All we need is more Republicans, and everything's dandy! Don't take me seriously, I love the US of A, But if you're not of age, then get out of my face! :( I really need a nose job, and that'll show them, If it gives me cancer, then I'll expose them! I don't pay for cable, but I still don't steal it, I just got my green card, don't want them to repeal it! I work hard for a living, I won't steal from a baby, But finders keepers is my saying, even with an old lady! There's a lot of people talking, right behind my back, I just block them out, cause they'll blow my act, If only people would stand a day inside my shoes, They'd understand what it's like to see your uncle on the news. We're people too, but it's what the parents taught them, The rights and the wrongs, but also what they bought them. Like toys and presents and clothes and cars, I got some cigarettes, a mask and nicknamed Jafar. (Chorus) (Hook X2) (Chorus)

Did you enjoy the ending of the video? I SURE DIDN'T! :( I forgot to tag other people LOL. Author: luckvidcool Keywords: omg its crazy boy arsha asteraki five facts go die if you wont subscribe :D Added: June 8, 2008

-SUBSCRIBE OR DIE- Rate, comment, and favorite everybody! It means a lot! Thanks! :D THIS VIDEO IS DEDICATED TO IGPRODUCTION24 FOR THE INSPIRATION I NEEDED TO MAKE IT!! THANKS BRO! http://www.youtube.com/igproduction24 Some FAQ: 1. Yes, I did make the beat and also wrote the lyrics and rapped them. 2. I made the beat using FL Studio 8 XXL Producer Edition. 3. I used my camera for the rapping and just put it into my editing software and simply put the video clips over it. 4. YES, I am Persian and YES I am 16!! 5. lolz 6. That huge guy in the video holding me back, is my brother. He's three years older than me (19) and that much bigger. So yeah... 7. I KNOW I SAY THINGS LIKE ARABIC WRONG, I'M MAKING FUN OF HOW THE COMMON PRONUNCIATION IS OFTEN MISTAKEN... GOSH!! 8. No, I'm not Muslim. I'm Christian, but I do respect all other religions. 9. NO, I'M NOT A FREAKIN' TERRORIST! Download the MP3 here: http://www.myspace.com/dubmuzak Lyrics: (Hook) IM PERSIAN! Can you hear the words out my mouth? you ask me one more time, and you gon' get knocked out! I aint paki, afghani, arabic, or aladdin! I only play FIFA man, forget that Madden! I don't have a favorite food, but if there's rice, then I am good! Don't be calling me a terrorist, cause I can be tempted, Halo used to be peaceful, but that's not how I left it! (Chorus) IM PERSIAN! I didn't swim across the border! I won't take your crap, even though I'm way shorter! I always live my life with deception and lies! If you trust me man, you'll end up surprised! IM PERSIAN! Don't fear me, I don't have a bomb! Last night was awesome, but don't take me wrong! (sept. 12, 2001) If you call me a terrorist, I'll say You're right! Dim the lights, get in tight, and BLOW ME UP ALL NIGHT! IM PERSIAN! (Verse) Look at my face, can you tell the origin of my race? Lemme give you a hint, I have tons of oil, but don't spread it around, all that does is spoil. I'm working on a semi-nuclear bomb, and if Mohammad is correct, then nothing is wrong! :D Everybody's just jealous of us, they're all pansies, All we need is more Republicans, and everything's dandy! Don't take me seriously, I love the US of A, But if you're not of age, then get out of my face! :( I really need a nose job, and that'll show them, If it gives me cancer, then I'll expose them! I don't pay for cable, but I still don't steal it, I just got my green card, don't want them to repeal it! I work hard for a living, I won't steal from a baby, But finders keepers is my saying, even with an old lady! There's a lot of people talking, right behind my back, I just block them out, cause they'll blow my act, If only people would stand a day inside my shoes, They'd understand what it's like to see your uncle on the news. We're people too, but it's what the parents taught them, The rights and the wrongs, but also what they bought them. Like toys and presents and clothes and cars, I got some cigarettes, a mask and nicknamed Jafar. (Chorus) (Hook X2) (Chorus)

-SUBSCRIBE OR DIE- Rate, comment, and favorite everybody! It means a lot! Thanks! :D I GOT FEATURED! :D Some Questions: 1. Yes, I did make the beat and also wrote the lyrics and rapped them. 2. I made the beat using FL Studio 8 XXL Producer Edition. 3. I used my camera for the rapping and just put it into my editing software and simply put the video clips over it. Download the MP3 here: http://www.myspace.com/dubmuzak Also, check out jewfrodude! http://www.youtube.com/jewfrodude Lyrics: (chorus) Can you talk? HELL NAW IM ON THE INTERNET! Are you on myspace? UH, DONT WORRY ABOUT IT YO! Are you watching porn? WHAT? HELL NAW, MAYBE... Well then what? OMG, IM ON YOUTUBE! (verse 1) double click on safari, homepage is the tube, all these featured videos, with tons of freakin views, what do they do? be smart and creative? what do i do? be freakin lazy, use sexy thumbnail ladies! the subscribe button is golden for a reason, unsubscribe is silver, and it represents treason, if you do it be prepared to be tracked down and hacked, gangsta boy will blind you with his mouth, and nerdys got my back! (hook) have you ever made a video, and thought it was hilarious, all your friends think your awesome, like an online "amadeus", well post it up on youtube, and watch your views rise, you can be an internet celebrity, overnight. (repeat hook) (then chorus X2) (verse 2) everyday is so new, comments, ratings and views, making sure to say thanks! to all friends, and my jews! keeping up to date with all the drama is amazing, i only have a couple subs, but what if i was blazing? too many friend requests, too many comments, too many buttons pressed, i wish i was omish. too many friend requests, too many comments, too many buttons pressed, i wish i was omish. (chorus X2) Author: ArshaAsteraki Keywords: youtube celebrity overnight dj dub arsha asteraki music video hilarious funny crazy awesome yo Added: May 28, 2008

-SUBSCRIBE OR DIE- Rate, comment, and favorite everybody! It means a lot! Thanks! :D I GOT FEATURED! :D Some Questions: 1. Yes, I did make the beat and also wrote the lyrics and rapped them. 2. I made the beat using FL Studio 8 XXL Producer Edition. 3. I used my camera for the rapping and just put it into my editing software and simply put the video clips over it. Download the MP3 here: http://www.myspace.com/dubmuzak Also, check out jewfrodude! http://www.youtube.com/jewfrodude Lyrics: (chorus) Can you talk? HELL NAW IM ON THE INTERNET! Are you on myspace? UH, DONT WORRY ABOUT IT YO! Are you watching porn? WHAT? HELL NAW, MAYBE... Well then what? OMG, IM ON YOUTUBE! (verse 1) double click on safari, homepage is the tube, all these featured videos, with tons of freakin views, what do they do? be smart and creative? what do i do? be freakin lazy, use sexy thumbnail ladies! the subscribe button is golden for a reason, unsubscribe is silver, and it represents treason, if you do it be prepared to be tracked down and hacked, gangsta boy will blind you with his mouth, and nerdys got my back! (hook) have you ever made a video, and thought it was hilarious, all your friends think your awesome, like an online amadeus , well post it up on youtube, and watch your views rise, you can be an internet celebrity, overnight. (repeat hook) (then chorus X2) (verse 2) everyday is so new, comments, ratings and views, making sure to say thanks! to all friends, and my jews! keeping up to date with all the drama is amazing, i only have a couple subs, but what if i was blazing? too many friend requests, too many comments, too many buttons pressed, i wish i was omish. too many friend requests, too many comments, too many buttons pressed, i wish i was omish. (chorus X2)