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I despise this movie, so it's kind of therapeutic to do a scene from it. This is the first time I've willingly reenacted a scene from a movie I absolutely hate. I have a feeling it won't be the last. God, I hate this movie.

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Happy Halloween everyone! Been wanting to do this one for a while. Party City was out of white face paint, so yellow Beetlejuice it is.

This was too much fun.

AMAZING! I've been meaning to incorporate this idea into a video for a while now.

I'm still here, my dumplings. I'm still here. Stay tuned for more videos coming soon.

My third addition to my Extreme series. Enjoy :-)

My third addition to my Extreme series. Enjoy :-)

Something we thought was funny a few years ago at our senior prom. Rebirth. Edit: I know the Wii didn't exist in 2005. We came up with more ideas when we made the video. Ziggy says there's an 89% chance that I'll leap if I upload my Pulp Fiction video before next Monday... Hmm...

The Eighteenth of my Re-Enactment Series. The only reason I did this video: Jeff Freaking Goldblum. My friends and I sat up all night doing Jeff Goldblum impersonations, ending each sentence with and, and, if... and, well, thereitis. I have a hunch that when he gets a script, he adds a comma after 90% of the words in all of his lines. I'm just saying that, uh, uh, life, uh, finds, a way. I concentrated on Jeff Goldblum... my impersonation of the other four characters may not be up to par. I have A Few Good Men in my possession... maybe this week.

To those who scoffed at this pointless endeavor of a video, let it be known that it was featured in a Geico commercial. Oho? What now, biatches? To answer some questions: Yes, Geico contacted me and bought the rights to use this video. I knew they were going to use it, and yes, I am getting paid for its use. Thank you Geico for letting me pay off my car. Who knew I would manage that by making an ass out of myself on the internet? ;-)