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http://wehitandrun.info -- http://www.realkidradio.com -- We Hit & Run - 11/28/2009 - We Had A Fight. Domestic Violence: During an episode of Jim & Them, Kevin got into a physical altercation with his alcoholic father. Blood, broken ribs, and two officers later, there is a segment of material for We Hit & Run. Jailhouse Blues: Kevin tells the story of his time spent in jail- starring three Mexican Essays, a Floyd Mayweather look-alike with a tooth ache, man panties, a bail bondsman's spy, and a lot more. Click here to see Kevin's inmate card. Ixtapwn: Real Kid Radio listener Ixtapaaaaa was recently dragged through the romantic rigamarole, compliments of a sweet Catholic girl who sits one desk away in class. Flustered from the experience, and nervous to tell the store, the young aviators-supporter tells as much of the story as Kevin and Jim Scampoli can get out of him. "You Should've Told Her That A Week Later"!, Mother Murders Son!, Instant Coffee!, Throwing Food Outback!, "A Catered Christmas"!, CT & Jivin!, New Black Sha!, Jaywalking!, Kira Davis!, Spitting!, Jim From Jim & Them!, Michelle Kehoe!, Interfering The Flight Of A Pigeon!, Larry David! Listen to We Hit & Run LIVE every Saturday Night on Real Kid Radio! call-in: (866) RKR-SHIT Sign up for the Real Kid Radio FORUMS here! Or get yourself a free WHAR Subscription:Subscribe via iTunes.Subscribe without iTunes.Subscribe via Email.

http://wehitandrun.info -- http://www.realkidradio.com -- We Hit & Run - 11/21/2009 - Are You Pregnant? "Disconnected": Hannah, Kevin's prize from the Real Kid Radio dating game, and formerly one half of "Kevin vs.", broke up with the We Hit & Run host during the show's recent hiatus. Theories of infidelity, pregnancy, and a whole lot more flutter around as Kevin tells the complete story of Kevin vs. Hannah.Panic Attack: Over the break, Kevin had multiple panic attacks in more than one city, one of which resulting in a complete loss of consciousness.Twitter Thanksgiving: Loyal listener "Lolcakes" recently became a college student- thi false sense of knowledge shas led to a barrage of Twitter fights. The most recent of these was a debate over the savage Native Americans and savage Europeans- and whose "savageness" outweighs the other. Kevin drops a sledgehammer on the debate, ending it convincingly.Holocaust Tax!, "Hannah's New Man"!, The Pressure Of Being A Twin!, Jim from Jim & Them!, New Kib (Roca)!, Columbus' Heel Turn!, Gang Rape!, The Hood Is Ridiculous!, New Sha (Mia)!, Tecumseh!, Love Lockdown! Listen to We Hit & Run LIVE every Saturday Night on Real Kid Radio! call-in: (866) RKR-SHIT Sign up for the Real Kid Radio FORUMS here! Or get yourself a free WHAR Subscription:Subscribe via iTunes.Subscribe without iTunes.Subscribe via Email.

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http://www.wehitandrun.info -- http://www.realkidradio.com -- We Hit & Run - When I Come Of Age. We Hit & Run has always been a very personal broadcast, based primarily on the life experiences of Kevin Scampoli, including the many family members and characters he has included on the show. "When I Come Of Age" is the first of a potential series of compilations consisting of the greatest stories and anecdotes from Kevin's family life and childhood- including his 7-year-old black hump-friend Jordan Gerrior, his drunk degenerate aunt Lisa McCormack, he and his brother's horrific camping experience with their dirtbag, family-ditching uncle, their embarrassment during school projects that they had to complete themselves, his reason for his twin fetish and his high school crush Sophia Harlow, and much more. This clip show contains everything that Kevin Scampoli believes is good about radio, blogging, comedy, and podcasting. A Venom Surprise!, Butchy!, Scampoli vs. McCormack!, Clown Day!, Jim frm Jim & Them!, Two 2-Liter Tornados!, Scarecrow!, Jeff from Jim & Them!, Flag Day!, Michael Jackson!, Jake of Jim & Them! Listen to We Hit & Run LIVE every Saturday Night on Real Kid Radio! call-in: (866) RKR-SHIT Sign up for the Real Kid Radio FORUMS here! Or get yourself a free WHAR Subscription:Subscribe via iTunes.Subscribe without iTunes.Subscribe via Email.

http://wehitandrun.info -- http://www.realkidradio.com -- We Hit & Run - 10/17/2009 - I Know A Kid That's High. (Part 1) Paranoia: Fresh off of the recording of Jim & Them's Halloween Special (debuting October 30th, 2009), Kevin enters the studio feeling sheepish and unnaturally high. Concerned over his perspective on the previous night's film-making, he confronts each member of Jim & Them to match each person's perspective with his own.Philosophy: If you held a single piece of information that decided the fate of the world- where would you hide it? What is mankind's greatest regret? Paper Routes: Possibly the most Americana occupation of any child's adolescence, the paper route was a job held by both Kevin and Jim Scampoli. With tales of responsibility, malicious urine, and north-pointing eyeballs- the two reminisce on days of great responsibility. Jim, Jeff, and Jake from Jim & Them!, Mankind's Biggest Regret?!, On-Call Third Mics!, Death!, Cutting Hair In Bathroom!, Young Long-Haired Kevin!, Mustard On Oven Roasted Chicken!, Person On Ledge Bit!, Tent Cities!, Kevin's Penis Issues III!, Kurt Cobain's Society! Listen to We Hit & Run LIVE every Saturday Night on Real Kid Radio! call-in: (866) RKR-SHIT Sign up for the Real Kid Radio FORUMS here! Or get yourself a free WHAR Subscription:Subscribe via iTunes.Subscribe without iTunes.Subscribe via Email.

http://wehitandrun.info -- http://www.realkidradio.com -- We Hit & Run - 10/17/2009 - I Know A Kid That's High. (Part 2) Paranoia: Fresh off of the recording of Jim & Them's Halloween Special (debuting October 30th, 2009), Kevin enters the studio feeling sheepish and unnaturally high. Concerned over his perspective on the previous night's film-making, he confronts each member of Jim & Them to match each person's perspective with his own.Philosophy: If you held a single piece of information that decided the fate of the world- where would you hide it? What is mankind's greatest regret? Paper Routes: Possibly the most Americana occupation of any child's adolescence, the paper route was a job held by both Kevin and Jim Scampoli. With tales of responsibility, malicious urine, and north-pointing eyeballs- the two reminisce on days of great responsibility. Jim, Jeff, and Jake from Jim & Them!, Mankind's Biggest Regret?!, On-Call Third Mics!, Death!, Cutting Hair In Bathroom!, Young Long-Haired Kevin!, Mustard On Oven Roasted Chicken!, Person On Ledge Bit!, Tent Cities!, Kevin's Penis Issues III!, Kurt Cobain's Society! Listen to We Hit & Run LIVE every Saturday Night on Real Kid Radio! call-in: (866) RKR-SHIT Sign up for the Real Kid Radio FORUMS here! Or get yourself a free WHAR Subscription:Subscribe via iTunes.Subscribe without iTunes.Subscribe via Email.

http://wehitandrun.info -- http://www.realkidradio.com -- We Hit & Run - 10/10/2009 - A Guy Doesn't Taste Any Different Than A Woman. Jesse Lacey: We Hit & Run database/listener "Lolcakes" was responsible for quite a few callers this week, enticing fans of the band "Brand New" to dial (866)-RKR-SHIT for a chance to interact with the group's lead singer. The result is a series of new on-call third mics for Kevin to call every week, each renamed to reflect characters of WHAR past.Animal Suicide: Are humans the only species to knowingly commit suicide? What are the parameters of an official suicide? What is the story behind the "Dog Suicide Bridge" found in Sweden?The "N" Word: An African-American eleven year old is making national headlines and network appearances for taking a stand against a word that he can't even say in national headlines or on networks. Kevin decides to mentor this child shock-jock, while taking the N-word back for the white people.Kevin's Penis Issues II!, Hayley Kiyoko!, Willing Benjamin Button Scenario?!, Meeyuhh (Sha II)!, The Stunners!, Caitlin (Kib II)!, @bnjesselacey!, Jim from Jim & Them!, Papa Scampoli Harassing Cancerous!, Derek (Mitch II)!, Scrooby Doo: The Mystery Begins!. Charles Hamilton!, Japanese Velma! Listen to We Hit & Run LIVE every Saturday Night on Real Kid Radio! call-in: (866) RKR-SHIT Sign up for the Real Kid Radio FORUMS here! Or get yourself a free WHAR Subscription:Subscribe via iTunes.Subscribe without iTunes.Subscribe via Email.

http://wehitandrun.info -- http://www.realkidradio.com We Hit and Run - 10/03/2009 - He's Back! He's The Man Behind The Mask!eWrestling: Kevin Scampoli and Jim from Jim & Them (as "Ivan Kage" and "Don Shank", respectively) have a history in the internet world of "eWrestling"- the fantasy football of professional wrestling. The two shamefully recap their past accomplishments, providing excerpts from multiple "ROLE PLAYS" that may be from more recent than they should be.http://kevinvshannah.info: Kevin and Hannah (his Real Kid Radio Dating Game prize), have made significant progress in the recording of their debut mixtape: "The Sun Machine". Despite multiple technical issues, We Hit & Run debuts the final versions of two complete tracks.Biology: Kevin (after watching this video) presents his new theory on God, the Earth, and astronauts. Jim presents his theory that every man, behind their macho front, has a secret"deep" side - and in turn, they believe they're the only one with said deep side.Kevin's Penis Issues!, ixtapaaaaa as Stickam second mic!, Bear Killing/Fucking Video!, Is Anhvu Okay?!, eW, Columbine Era Harassment!, The Giant Johnson!, "The Brash"!, Faceless Woman!, Anthony Kutler!, Immortal Wrestling!, Nathan Galloway!, Shock Jock Moments! Listen to We Hit & Run LIVE every Saturday Night on Real Kid Radio! call-in: (866) RKR-SHIT Sign up for the Real Kid Radio FORUMS here! Or get yourself a free WHAR Subscription:Subscribe via iTunes.Subscribe without iTunes.Subscribe via Email.

http://wehitandrun.infohttp://www.realkidradio.com We Hit and Run - 09/25/2009 - Celebration.LIVE Clip Show: Kevin is mysteriously locked in the studio this week, providing the ideal scenario for a reminiscence of events that haven't happened yet- including a new Round Robin, and a series of Fuck You Jobs featuring IXTAPAAAAA.Celebration I: Jim and Them are out of town this week, leaving the RKR studio hostless for Friday night. As a celebration, and an attempt to steal listeners, Kevin decides to host the Saturday night We Hit and Run in Jim and Them's time slot. Celebration II: Hannah, Kevin's prize from the Real Kid Radio dating game, is in town this week, making a studio appearance for the first time since July. The two update the RKR universe on their relationship,providing details that their parents probably wouldn't want to hear.LIVE Clip Show!, Fuck You Job!, Round Robin!, WHAR Scrollbar!, Hardkore Jeff from Jim and Them!, Kib!, Wale!, IXTAPAAAAA!, Lolcakes!, Kevin vs Hannah!, Jim and Jake from Jim and Them!, Misogynist! Listen to We Hit & Run LIVE every Saturday Night on Real Kid Radio! call-in: (866) RKR-SHIT Sign up for the Real Kid Radio FORUMS here! Or get yourself a free WHAR Subscription:Subscribe via iTunes.Subscribe without iTunes.Subscribe via Email.

http://wehitandrun.infohttp://www.realkidradio.com We Hit & Run - 09/19/2009 - Part 1 - Victory II.@leavechasebank: Kevin began the 09/12/2009 episode of We Hit & Run with the stress and paranoia of an overdrawn bank account. Seven nights later, for better or for worse, the situation has been given a clear outcome. Joined by The Cancerous One and Jim from Jim and Them, We Hit and Run exposes the world's financial institutions for their fradulaunt possession of our own money.Facebook Shame: Kevin falls victim to the Facebook-automated-grid-tag picture, and confuses it for something his first love and current Facebook friend actually created. His retaliation was extreme, harsh, and misguided. (to see the images discussed in this segment, click here)ilovecadaughtry: We Hit and Run's latest new character- the Youtube sensation ilovecadaughtry, has returned with her adolescent opinions/facts on the most controversial and mature subjects. It started with her ever-nonoriginal thoughts on "Black History Month", and continues this week with her slaying of the Abortion issue.Round Robin!, Kib!, Do We Think In Words of Ideas?!, WAMU!, New England Patriots at New York Jets!, Jim from Jim and Them!, Chase!, Rex Ryan!, The Oz Poet!, Abortion!, Cancerous!, Rap Embarrassment!, Reference Numbers!, Waterslide Trivia!, Charles Hamilton!, Sophia Harlow! Listen to We Hit & Run LIVE every Saturday Night on Real Kid Radio! call-in: (866) RKR-SHIT Sign up for the Real Kid Radio FORUMS here! Or get yourself a free WHAR Subscription:Subscribe via iTunes.Subscribe without iTunes.Subscribe via Email.

http://wehitandrun.infohttp://www.realkidradio.com We Hit & Run - 09/19/2009 - Part 2 - Sexually Abused... of you know, whatever.@leavechasebank: Kevin began the 09/12/2009 episode of We Hit & Run with the stress and paranoia of an overdrawn bank account. Seven nights later, for better or for worse, the situation has been given a clear outcome. Joined by The Cancerous One and Jim from Jim and Them, We Hit and Run exposes the world's financial institutions for their fradulaunt possession of our own money.Facebook Shame: Kevin falls victim to the Facebook-automated-grid-tag picture, and confuses it for something his first love and current Facebook friend actually created. His retaliation was extreme, harsh, and misguided. (to see the images discussed in this segment, click here)ilovecadaughtry: We Hit and Run's latest new character- the Youtube sensation ilovecadaughtry, has returned with her adolescent opinions/facts on the most controversial and mature subjects. It started with her ever-nonoriginal thoughts on "Black History Month", and continues this week with her slaying of the Abortion issue.Round Robin!, Kib!, Do We Think In Words of Ideas?!, WAMU!, New England Patriots at New York Jets!, Jim from Jim and Them!, Chase!, Rex Ryan!, The Oz Poet!, Abortion!, Cancerous!, Rap Embarrassment!, Reference Numbers!, Waterslide Trivia!, Charles Hamilton!, Sophia Harlow! Listen to We Hit & Run LIVE every Saturday Night on Real Kid Radio! call-in: (866) RKR-SHIT Sign up for the Real Kid Radio FORUMS here! Or get yourself a free WHAR Subscription:Subscribe via iTunes.Subscribe without iTunes.Subscribe via Email.

http://wehitandrun.infohttp://www.realkidradio.com We Hit and Run - 09/12/2009 - I Believe The Stranger Is Now Walking.Secret Service: These are the men trained to protect the infrastructure of our government, dressed in full coffin ward-drobe and pumped full of code-talk and power. Kevin has done some digging into the United States' secret service, uncovering everything from codenames to phone numbers.Sun Machine II: Kevin has been hard at work with his musical concepts, though he suffered some setbacks this week. Listen to what caused him to rethink his musical escapades, complete with a call from dating game Hannah, two new original songs, and a glimpse back on The Flames Of Troy.Death Philosophy: Are near death experiences really enlightening? Is Kevin on phase one or two of becoming suicidal? Has his opinion on the death penalty changed since his death obsession (along with his opinion on abortion)?Baby Heroes vs. Baby Villains!, Kevin vs. Hannah!, The Cancerous One!, Asian Antiks!, Sunshine Girl!, Medical Shock!, Jim from Jim & Them!, Justin Wilson!, Statutory Rape!, Child Molestation!, Dating Game Hannah!, Bob Dylan vs. John Lennon!, Bob Dylan Impressions! Listen to We Hit & Run LIVE every Saturday Night on Real Kid Radio! call-in: (866) RKR-SHIT Sign up for the Real Kid Radio FORUMS here! Or get yourself a free WHAR Subscription:Subscribe via iTunes.Subscribe without iTunes.Subscribe via Email.

http://wehitandrun.info http://www.realkidradio.com We Hit & Run - 09/05/2009 - Sun Machine. Past Is Infinite, No. 2: Kevin proposed a question to The Cancerous One on the 08/29/2009 episode of We Hit & Run- "Do you think the past is infinite?" Utilizing the Kalam Cosmology Argument for two straight weeks, he proposes this question again for Jim and Jeff of Jim & Them.Fat Face Announcement: Kevin's ex-fiancee of victory show fame, Storm, has been going through life-altering changes involving her three year old song "Fat Face". Kevin has decided to air her dirty laundry for the better of the show once again.Sun Machine: The Scampoli brothers have secretly wanted to be musicians for the entirety of Real Kid Radio's existence. It's becoming more and morer obvious, as the two finish up production on "The Hood Is Ridiculous" (debuting their verses tonight), and Kevin introduces the world to his Sun Machine mixtape/recordings.The Other Antiks!, The Most Famous Nonexistant Video?!, Anthony Saunders!, Storm!, Numbered Topics!, Kid Cudi!, Michael Jackson!, The Concept Of Time!, Morning Show!, Dat New New! Listen to We Hit & Run LIVE every Saturday Night on Real Kid Radio! call-in: (866) RKR-SHIT Sign up for the Real Kid Radio FORUMS here! Or get yourself a free WHAR Subscription:Subscribe via iTunes.Subscribe without iTunes.Subscribe via Email.

http://wehitandrun.info -- http://www.realkidradio.com -- We Hit & Run - 08/29/2009 - We're In The Future Now... and stuff. The Cancerous One: Kevin is joined for the first time by Cancerous, one of the many hosts of Real Kid Radio's Sunday night show An Hour Of Nonsense. While they test their chemistry, the two delve deep into Cancerous's stage 4 battle with the disease, his multiple hospital visits, and his philosophy on life and death. Kevin + High: When Kevin gets high, he turns into a beat poet with a size complex. This week, he presents to the RKR universe his depressingly inspirational beats and words from when he was his highest. He calls out the universe, he questions life, he takes himself too seriously. The Black Renaissance: For 60 of the world's last 70 years, black people have controlled mainstream music, representing it with the highest quality of any given era. This all seemed to change in the 90's. Rap/hip hop took soul music and... literally took and sampled it. Today, the musicianship and creativity appears to be returning. "Patrick McClain Is A Fag!", Is Anhvu Okay?!, Fuck You Job!, The Cancerous One!, The Kalam Cosmological Argument!, Kevin's High Beats/Writings!, Kevin's Abortion Opinion Change!, "I Hate Black History Month!", Liver Failure!, The Closest You've Come to Raping A Woman!, Charles Hamilton!, Bobby Ray!, Quentin Tarantino!, Drake!, What Is Cool?!, Negus! Listen to We Hit & Run LIVE every Saturday Night on Real Kid Radio! call-in: (866) RKR-SHIT Sign up for the Real Kid Radio FORUMS here! Or get yourself a free WHAR Subscription:Subscribe via iTunes.Subscribe without iTunes.Subscribe via Email.

Kevin was in Chicago this past week visiting the very same Hannah that selected him on the Real Kid Radio dating game. As their relationship continues to grow, We Hit & Run and Real Kid Radio evolves at a similar pace. Designed as a continuation of Charles Hamilton's series, Pleasant Overthinking Pt. 3: The Clip Show highlights some of the most personal and drama-filled events of We Hit & Run's history, including appearances from Kevin's mother, Cup O Joe (the first man to attack Kevin on air), Brandon Chaney (the man who punched Kevin this past week), Scarecrow (former second mic until his son was kidnapped), and more! Events featured vary from Kevin's extremely homosexual dream about a caller to heterosexual bedroom etiquette. DOWNLOAD PLEASANT OVERTHINKING PT. 3 RIGHT HERE!

http://wehitandrun.info -- http://www.realkidradio.com -- We Hit & Run - 08/15/2009 - Part 2 - Black Guy Punches White Guy.Papa Scampoli: Kevin Scampoli invites his much-talked-about father into the studio for his requested rebuttal. James Scampoli Sr was very upset about the camping story that was told last week on We Hit & Run, as well as the show's use of audio containing a shirtless, drunk Papa Scampoli.Race War: Brandon Chaney, FORMERLY of Jim & Them fame, punched Kevin in the face on studio-cam on Friday night (view the video here). Jim of Jim & Them joins Kevin in an oddly unbiased account of the incident, complete with audio, video, and racism.Video: The video of Brandon punching Kevin along with the complete fight can be downloaded for free here on iTunes, and viewed here on Youtube. "HUH?! WHO'S A...?!", Domestic Violence!, Teenage Mixes!, BC's Crew!, BC's neice!, Miles Standish!, Shirtless Phobia!, Collarbone!, Radio Silence!, Elvis Costello!, Iron Man Match!, Kevin's Pre-fight Mannerisms!, Kevin Beats Up Brandon!, Jake Avoids Fight!, Jeff Plays Straight Man!, Jim Laughs!, Brian and BC's Crew Don't Get The Show! Listen to We Hit & Run LIVE every Saturday Night on Real Kid Radio! call-in: (866) RKR-SHIT Sign up for the Real Kid Radio FORUMS here! Or get yourself a free WHAR Subscription:Subscribe via iTunes.Subscribe without iTunes.Subscribe via Email.

http://wehitandrun.info -- http://www.realkidradio.com -- We Hit & Run - 08/15/2009 - Part 1 - The Papa Scampoli Special.Papa Scampoli: Kevin Scampoli invites his much-talked-about father into the studio for his requested rebuttal. James Scampoli Sr was very upset about the camping story that was told last week on We Hit & Run, as well as the show's use of audio containing a shirtless, drunk Papa Scampoli.Race War: Brandon Chaney, FORMERLY of Jim & Them fame, punched Kevin in the face on studio-cam on Friday night (view the video here). Jim of Jim & Them joins Kevin in an oddly unbiased recount of the incident, complete with audio, video, and racism.Video: The video of Brandon punching Kevin along with the complete fight can be downloaded for free here on iTunes, and viewed here on Youtube. "HUH?! WHO'S A...?!", Domestic Violence!, Teenage Mixes!, BC's Crew!, BC's neice!, Miles Standish!, Shirtless Phobia!, Collarbone!, Radio Silence!, Elvis Costello!, Iron Man Match!, Kevin's Pre-fight Mannerisms!, Kevin Beats Up Brandon!, Jake Avoids Fight!, Jeff Plays Straight Man!, Jim Laughs!, Brian and BC's Crew Don't Get The Show! Listen to We Hit & Run LIVE every Saturday Night on Real Kid Radio! call-in: (866) RKR-SHIT Sign up for the Real Kid Radio FORUMS here! Or get yourself a free WHAR Subscription:Subscribe via iTunes.Subscribe without iTunes.Subscribe via Email.

The week of Michael Jackson's death, Kevin joined Jim and Them for an audio commentary of the film Menace II Society. During part one of this special, Kevin and Jim's drunken father stormed into the studio without a shirt on. Here is the full audio of what Kevin recapped on the 08/08/2009 episode of We Hit & Run. CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD KEVIN & JIM'S DADDY ISSUES!!!

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