Apartment Hunting Videos

Author: radioactivejalebi Keywords: apartmenthunting Added: February 1, 2009

ME AND SQUIBZ SITTING IN OUR LONELY LITTLE STUDIOS WONDERING WHAT TO DO WITH OURSELVES AGAIN AND WISHING YOU WERE HERE TO SHARE THESE "OH SO SPECIAL" 40 MINUTES OR SO OF FAME AND FORTUNE WITH US. YOU SEE,SOUND AND SQUIBAH ARE AN ITEM. AVAILABLE IN SLURPEE FORM AT ALL 7-11'S SOON!!!! SUPER EXTRA BIG GULP SIZE FOR $8.69(I THINK?) WHAT IS THE POINT OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP THAT IS BI-COASTAL YOU ASK? YOU'RE NOT SERIOUSLY ASKING THAT QUESTION ARE YOU NOW ARE YOU? OH SHIT,YOU ARE... WELL,I GUESS THE POINT FOR ME IS IT GIVES ME HOPE.SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO. THAT MOMENT WHEN I WILL MEET THIS PERSON IN REAL LIFE OFF SCREEN AGAIN AND IT WILL ALL BECOME REAL AGAIN LIKE THAT BOOK I GAVE HER FOR XMAS I JUST SAW ON THE WIDE GLIDE TOUCH SCREEN... THIS IS JUST A CHAT SHOW WITH 2 HOSTS WHO LIVE ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE USA. WELCOME!!!! BRONG VIDEOS AND FUN!!!! WE'RE JUST HERE CUZ SQUIBAH'S HOME SICK FROM WORK AND I'M ALWAYS UP LATE IT SEEMS. COME HANG OUT WITH US. IT'LL BE MORE FUN THAN A SHARP STICK IN THE EYE!!!! Author: SOUNDMAGICK008 Keywords: WIDE GLIDE TOUCH SCREEN BITCH SLAP APOTHEOSIZOR BI-COASTAL MOVING APARTMENT HUNTING WORK FAMILY STRESS THERAPY PRESSURE HEADACHES AUTISM Aired Live: 2008-01-30 21:15:45

I passed the 7 person board to get my brand-new apartment today. Except the funny thing is, it seems to have SHRUNK in the time since I applied four weeks ago. Sigh. I'm totally overwhelmed, of course, and completely freaked out that I made the wrong decision. It's so expensive ($2550) and it's on 53rd and 9th Avenue, which is ... um ... really far away from ... people. Not to mention that I HAVE NO FURNITURE and I have to be out of my current place by Sunday. Kill me now. Cast: Julia Allison

I passed the 7 person board to get my brand-new apartment today. Except the funny thing is, it seems to have SHRUNK in the time since I applied four weeks ago. Sigh. I'm totally overwhelmed, of course, and completely freaked out that I made the wrong decision. It's so expensive ($2550) and it's on 53rd and 9th Avenue, which is ... um ... really far away from ... people. Not to mention that I HAVE NO FURNITURE and I have to be out of my current place by Sunday. Kill me now. Cast: Julia Allison

Honestly, I must have done something VERY, VERY right in my last life to deserve the parents I have. They're not perfect, but they're just about as good as it gets. Not to mention the fact that they've provided me with an unbelievable role model of a resolutely equitable and loving relationship. Married for 29 years, they have such an incredible amount of love, and perhaps even more importantly, RESPECT for one another, it boggles the mind. They really are extraordinarily happy - and you can tell. I'm so glad I could capture this on video. I will play it at their 50th wedding anniversary. Cast: Julia Allison

Cast: Julia Allison

On Dan Abrams show last Monday night on MSNBC. Cast: Julia Allison

We were sitting around Jake's office at Vimeo, and I asked Ricky how J's abysmal lack of style first began ... Apparently I missed the worst of it. Whew times 10. At one point, not on camera, I told J that his shirt (seen in the video) "made me want to vomit." It was perhaps a bit too harsh, but he's shown remarkable ability to improve lately, and this was no exception. He agreed that it wasn't the most flattering cotton based product he could wear, and he seemed eager to go beyond. But how? I guess it seems that the Edu-ma-cation of Mr. Lodwick's style falls to me, and the bevy of style experts I have at my disposal (one of the perks of my job). So we're going to film it! "Jake Learns How to Dress Himself" will be a multi-part series, as we follow J from a raggedy hipster-esque boy wearing (in his own words) "rat clothes" to a, um ... stylish, confidant, rico-suave business man. (okay, maybe not the "rico-suave" part. but the rest) GQ, watch out. PS. NONE of this, except the teeshirt critique, came from me. I didn't suggest he dress differently, I just nodded in agreement when he said he wanted to ... if he decided to continue to dress the way he does now, I wouldn't put up a fight (not worth it). That said, if I never saw the teeshirt he's wearing now again, I would do a small dance of glee. Cast: Julia Allison, Ricky Van Veen and Jakob Lodwick

I haven't done a lip dub in a while, but I had my iPod on shuffle today and I heard Birdhouse in Your Soul (They Might Be Giants - so old school!) I remembered all the lyrics instantly, so I had to dub it. Hmm ... how weird is it that you can remember lyrics from 7th grade, and yet forget the name of the doorman in the building you've lived in for two years? umm ... I mean ... Theoretically. Okay, so my self-critique? I could dance a little less. Or jiggle a little less. I'm more jiggling than dancing, anyway. PS. Aren't these lyrics TRIPPY?? Like, were they on crack when they wrote this? "I'm your only friend/ I'm not your only friend / But I'm a little glowing friend / but really I'm not actually your friend / But I am." WTF?!? IT MAKES NO SENSE. PPS. In case you're wondering if Lilly/Marshmallow enjoys being a party to these videos, the answer is, she keeps begging me to let her lip dub Warren G's "Regulate." So, yes. Cast: Julia Allison

I do not, as a rule, have crushes on television actors or movie stars. I tend to go for brainy nerds. However, I will admit to the following exceptions: Zach Braff (although when I actually hung out with him, that QUICKLY changed. He is no good, times 100), Topher Grace (also heard not so great things about his personality, although I can't personally vouch for that), Jon Stewart (but he's married), and ... yes, George Clooney. I was trying to figure out a way to work "George, call me!" into my commentary, but then I decided that might scream "DESPERATE!" and, well, I'm pretty sure the CNN producers aren't enthusiastic about being used as my own personal matchmaker. Alas. PS. I do not like my hair like this on air. It looks ... I don't know. A little unprofessional. AND I AM NOTHING IF NOT A PROFESSIONAL, DAMNIT! Cast: Julia Allison

This was right before my segment on CNN this morning. I was on remote in the NY bureau at the Time Warner Center (the host was in DC and the other guests were in Chicago). I had to listen to the IFB in my ear, and the show was about to start, so I was paying attention to that ... Cast: Julia Allison, Jakob Lodwick

Kristian LaLiberte, Leven Rambin, Devorah Rose and me ... At the Beverly Feldman shoe party thrown by Social Life Magazine. Can you tell I'm trying very carefully not to comment on anything controversial they say? Sigh. Cast: Julia Allison

We were at breakfast and I thought that after I ordered pancakes and eggs, it would be funny to ask for two tequila shots. I was, obviously, joking. It was 10:48 am on a Sunday morning!! Of course I didn't really want two tequila shots. Jakob, on the other hand, thought it was a marvelous idea, most likely because the average person would never do that. The waitress thought we were crazy. I thought it was hysterical. Jakob was thinking about buying curtains at Home Depot directly thereafter. It was a great morning. Cast: Julia Allison, Jakob Lodwick

I wanted to do a video of Lilly getting a bath, because she's so freaking funny looking when she's wet. If I did it over, I would have just run the camera, then increased the speed so it played super fast (what's that called, technically? Double speed?) ... I might try that for next time, or whenever I finally get Final Cut Pro, because I cannot STAND editing in iMovie. It manages to be both simplistic AND tedious, which is truly an accomplishment. Of some sort. IN any case, my favorite part about this particular movie is the Crazy 8s. To explain - after every bath when Lilly's dried off, she runs in circles (technically, figure 8s) like she's lost her mind. I'm not exactly sure WHY she does this - maybe it feels so good to be clean?? but it's HYSTERICAL, and definitely worth watching (1:03, if you're wondering). Cast: Julia Allison

She walked too fast!!! :) Cast: Julia Allison

My parents talking about the secrets to a happy marriage ... Dad: "Energy!" Mom: "Forgetfulness!" Cast: Julia Allison