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Achmed, le terroriste mort revient nous hanter pour noel. Il a appris à chanter ! Author: myung Tags: Achmed muppet dead terrorist dead-terrorist christmas marionette mort noel Ben Laden ventriloc french fr vf Posted: 24 July 2008 Rating: 0.0 Votes: 0

Video - My chinese fire belly newt, Bumple Voice - Jeff Dunham And Achmed the Dead Terrorist Author: SegnoIsis Keywords: Chinese fire belly newt Achmed the Dead Terrorist Added: July 20, 2008

Achmed again at Improv P.S. If you haven't noticed Guitar Guy is Synyster Gates' Dad Ehh-pep pep pep Author: Adam6661Vengeance Keywords: Achmed the Dead Terrorist Silence Kill You Brian Haner Christmas improv sketch stand-up Added: July 18, 2008

very funny you will be hysterical Author: swatinng Keywords: achmed the dead terorist Added: July 12, 2008

Jeff Dunham's most impressive performances yet i must say!!! Enjoy guyz coz this is lyke the funniest shit EVER!!! Crack-Up!!! =) Ranked 3.66 / 5 | 681 views | 3 comments Click here to watch the item Submitted By: GeekCompNerd Tags: Achmed Dead Insanity Jeff Dunham Kill Of Silenc Spark Terrorists You Geekcompnerd

Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy! Text: Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B. That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Military... [it's not funny!] Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me? Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs U.S. soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head. I used to be a man, but every time I cough, thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off. My bombing days are done. I need to find some work. Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk. Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed. Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I'll kill you... I KILL YOUOUOU! Thanks for the text, DJKrazim :) ALMOST 8 MILLION VIEWS O.o PLEASE SUPPORT JEFF DUNHAM BY BUYING HIS DVDS! Goto www.jeffdunham.com for more information! Ranked 4.42 / 5 | 0 comments Click here to watch the video Submitted By: Smakgakgak Tags: Achmed Bombs Christmas Dead Jeff Dunham Jingle Singing Songs Terrorists Categories: Comedy

plz subscribe Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy! Text: Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B. That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Military... [it's not funny!] Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me? Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs U.S. soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head. I used to be a man, but every time I cough, thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off. My bombing days are done. I need to find some work. Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk. Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed. Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I'll kill you... I KILL YOUOUOU! Author: danovema Keywords: jeff dunham achmed the dead terrorist christmas song sing jingle bomb Added: June 27, 2008

Author: moblogictv Added: Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:33:48 -0800 Duration: 186Is Jeff Dunham s YouTube video, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, offensive to Muslims? The YouTube community has something to say...

Author: moblogictv Added: Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:33:48 -0800 Duration: 186Is Jeff Dunham s YouTube video, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, offensive to Muslims? The YouTube community has something to say...

Is Jeff Dunham s YouTube video, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, offensive to Muslims? The YouTube community has something to say

a cool freaky thing sorry about the quality Author: tacos191 Keywords: cool freaky thing tacos191 awesome bird lemming mongoose potter puppet pals achmed nigahiga Added: June 25, 2008

A hilarious comedian using a puppet Ranked 3.90 / 5 | 977 views | 0 comments Click here to watch the video Submitted By: XxMr CrayolaxX Tags: Achmed Dead Terrorists Funny Jeff Dunham Categories: Entertainment

jc jumps onto coolor then slams it Author: burton617 Keywords: burton617 shoes snowboarding rails achmed the terrorist Added: May 23, 2008

In a guest vlog, our friends from MobLogic.tv ask: Why is a fear mongering depiction of Muslim culture one of the most popular videos on YouTube? Tell us what you think by video responding in the comments! The best comments will be featured in an upcoming MobLogic episode. Reposted with permission from MobLogic - original post here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEWH0kVswRE Author: Veracifier Keywords: video challenge respond contest moblogic lindsay campbell achmed the dead terrorist abu ghraib prison iraq Added: May 21, 2008

Very New! Jeff Dunham And Achmed the Dead Terrorist Thanks For Buying Our DVD ! SUBCRIBE For More... Everything About Jeff Dunham : "Despite being almost limp from laughter, his audience gave comedian Jeff Dunham a standing ovation after his opening set last night... His show combined prepared material with off-the-cuff witticism that show him to be one of the funniest comics working." The Denver Post Breathing life into an elderly curmudgeon, or a purple human-like creature from the Micronesian islands, or even a self-effacing, talking jalapeno-on-a-stick, Jeff Dunham is straight man to some of the funniest partners in show business. He has amassed legions of loyal fans throughout the United States and abroad with thousands of sold-out theater and comedy club performances, countless television guest spots -- including numerous Tonight Show appearances with both Leno and Carson-- and with two top-rated specials on Comedy Central. He continues to win great accolades and success for one simple reason: He and his buddies are funny as hell. Oh, and by the way... Jeff Dunham is a ventriloquist. Dunham's comedic skill, impeccable technique, and sleight of hand make him a master of his craft. In fact, audiences often forget there is a person behind the puppets. "What makes this performer the best at what he does is the believability factor," one reviewer wrote. "Dunham's characters have more personality than a lot of people I know." His talent has parlayed him to the top of his game with multiple critical achievements and television appearances, including a recent profile on CBS's "60 Minutes II." The comic was interviewed by correspondent and actress Candice Bergen, daughter of the legendary ventriloquist Edgar Bergen. Between jokes and laughs, Ms. Bergen called Dunham "...flat out FUNNY!" Dunham was also voted "Funniest Male Stand-Up Comic"' at the American Comedy Awards, an honor shared with the likes of Jerry Seinfeld, Jeff Foxworthy, and Robin Williams. Additionally, viewers recently voted Dunham to third place (for the second time in two years!) in Comedy Central's "Standup Showdown." The comedian and his grumpy old-man partner, Walter, have made several appearances on Fox Sports Net's "Best Damn Sports Show," and they've been featured on such television shows as "Hollywood Squares," "Entertainment Tonight," and "Good Morning America." Also, in a near-legendary television appearance, Dunham and Walter brought the house down with a sketch on an episode of the WB's "Blue Collar TV." Dunham is a true veteran of the comedic stage, and has more than honed his craft: Performing 40 weeks and 250 dates a year in concert venues, comedy clubs, and countless private corporate appearances, he is one of the most sought-after entertainers working today. While he has never held a "real job," he has compiled an impressive resume: He is the only person ever to win the prestigious "Ventriloquist of the Year" award twice, and he was recently nominated "Comedian of the Year" by the TNN Music City News Country Awards. Jeff Dunham's seemingly most significant stamp of approval, however, will always be when Johnny Carson invited the ventriloquist to the couch on his very first "Tonight Show" appearance. This is an honor Dunham shares with only four other comedians during Carson's 30-year tenure. An extraordinary comedy moment erupted when Walter had the audacity to respond to Carson's invitation for another appearance with, "It'll be a cold day in hell before I come back here." Carson laughed heartily, the audience howled, and the young comedian's career was launched to a new level. And a side note: Dunham has appeared on the "Tonight Show" more than any ventriloquist in history. Anyone who has experienced an evening with Dunham knows, however, that the real stars of the show are his partners in comedy, and it's the humor and the believability of his characters, Peanut, Walter, and José Jalapeño...on a STEEK! that endear them to audiences everywhere. Recently joining the roster and adding even more spark to Dunham's menagerie are two new co-stars: First, there's Sweet Daddy Dee, he's the new showbiz manager of the bunch, wearing more bling than Snoop Dogg, and keeping Dunham confused with his street-savvy and hip-hop talk. On the other end of the spectrum is Bubba J, white trash and buck-toothed, he makes NASCAR his second religion. Author: FNSVideos Keywords: amazon.com animation blooper improv parody pranks video blog stand-up spoof sketch dead terrorist achmed jeff dunham Added: May 17, 2008

School Project;) Author: Eilala Keywords: Britney Spears Achmed Evolution Dance Added: May 15, 2008

Achmed the Dead terrorist sings a classic christmas song. Author: webhead37 Keywords: jeff dunham achmed the dead terrorist funny jingle bombs Added: May 15, 2008

Jeff Dunham and Guitar Guy at the Memorial Auditorium in Wichita Falls, TX on May 8, 2008. *note; some of the Christmas jokes/songs were because they were shooting things for their upcoming Christmas DVD later this year* Author: 2532designs Keywords: jeff dunham guitar guy walter peanut achmed wichita falls texas Added: May 9, 2008

Jeff Dunham and Guitar Guy at the Memorial Auditorium in Wichita Falls, TX on May 8, 2008. *note; some of the Christmas jokes/songs were because they were shooting things for their upcoming Christmas DVD later this year* Author: 2532designs Keywords: jeff dunham guitar guy walter peanut achmed wichita falls texas Added: May 9, 2008

Jeff Dunham and Guitar Guy at the Memorial Auditorium in Wichita Falls, TX on May 8, 2008. *note; some of the Christmas jokes/songs were because they were shooting things for their upcoming Christmas DVD later this year* Author: 2532designs Keywords: jeff dunham guitar guy walter peanut achmed wichita falls texas Added: May 9, 2008

I was tagged again to do a naked vlog and so I decided to talk about two of the weird dreams I have had lately and I encourage you to share yours with me! Author: Emilythecrazy Keywords: emilythecrazy naked vlog dreams Oprah Winfrey Achmed dead terrorist Jeff Dunham concentration camp kill you sockpuppet Added: May 8, 2008

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THE FUNNIEST EVER Author: alexutz199 Keywords: achmed the dead terorist NEW jeff dunham new york live kill you april Added: April 30, 2008

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Jeff Dunham performed this at Shaes in Buffalo on April 25th 2008, but he was filming for an upcoming Christmas DVD. That's why achmed has a Santa hat on... Author: Nightwishr Keywords: Jeff Dunham joke comedy funny Buffalo Achmed Ventriloquist Christmas Added: April 26, 2008

Created by Legs. This is a tribute to Jeff Dunham, one of the greatest ventriloquists ever. I love his work and therefore decided to make a machinima with some shortcuts of his show.

Created by Legs. This is a tribute to Jeff Dunham, one of the greatest ventriloquists ever. I love his work and therefore decided to make a machinima with some shortcuts of his show. Author: machinima Keywords: achmed legs machinima animation games wow world of warcraft jeff dunham Added: April 24, 2008

Achmed is singing his christmas lol Author: UtbaAkhtar Keywords: Achmed Jingle Bombs Dead Terrorist Jeff Dunham Added: April 14, 2008