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IT WOULD BE SO COOL IF I COULD BREAST-FEED. and roll the tape.. time for another exciting weekly webisode of the show you can't live ...

DID I JUST DROP SOME CHANGE OR DID I HEAR A CHINK? and here we are yet again, my friends. another week, another hour of frivolity. ...

YOU PROBABLY HEARD WE AIN'T IN THE PRISONER TAKIN' BUSINESS; WE IN THE KILLIN' NAZI BUSINESS. oh i can't WAIT to see tarantino's latest ...

WHEN DEALING WITH ALIENS, TRY TO BE POLITE, BUT FIRM. and we're back again! sorry about the time between shows but between my teeth and ...

WHY DOES EVERYTHING I DO SOUND LIKE A LEPRECHAUN? oh and we are B-B-BACK! yes, the show is late this week and yes, i'm sorry BUT the whole ...

YOU DON'T DO IT BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T LEARNED TO USE YOUR FULL BRAIN CAPACITY. and we're off once again down the yellow brick road! welcome ...

LET'S NOT SHOOT THE CRAZY END-OF-THE-WORLD MACHINE JUST YET. and they're back. a little late this week but better late than never. at least ...

SPECTRE IS A DEDICATED FRATERNITY WHOSE STRENGTH LIES IN THE ABSOLUTE INTEGRITY OF ITS MEMBERS. i just LOVE that movie! thunderball. my ...

A LOT OF ELEVATORS PLAY CELINE DION - THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT. and here we are again! another day, another dollar. time marches on. ...

TO KILL AN INFIDEL, THE POPE HAS SAID, IS NOT MURDER; IT IS THE PATH TO HEAVEN. uh... ok. i guess. if the pope said so. those wacky ...

YOU'LL SOON BE LAUGHING AT THE OTHER SIDE OF MY FACE, MY FRIEND! and back we are. this time with a monday night show! we were too busy ...

THAT SCAG AND HIS FLOOZIE, THEY'RE GONNA DIE! i'm suddenly taken with the desire to watch mad max.... and it JUST so happens that i have ...

WAS I CHEWING GUM BEFORE? and it's that time again... a new weekend and a new show. forgive the shortness of this entry but i'm so tired ...