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Penn Says - Give Him a Hand! Sometimes the whole world works together to make a joke that only I get. We have a wounded war veteran, give him a hand! Watch hundreds of free full-length streaming movies and TV shows on www.crackle.com Tags penn jillette ...

Penn Says - Gay Porn Grammar I had a serious professional grammatical discussion of gay pornographic titles. I think we found the dirtier of two choices. Watch hundreds of free full-length streaming movies and TV shows on www.crackle.com Tags Gay Porn ...

Penn Says - Smothers Follow-Up Greg, for Red Eye was very supportive of me being reamed by my hero, Tommy Smothers, and told me his own situation. Watch hundreds of free full-length streaming movies and TV shows on www.crackle.com Tags Smothers ...

Penn Says - Safe Street On Halloween we took our children to the mall (I did NOT dress in a sheet) and they did their Trick or Treat at stores. It's called "Safe Street" and that bugs me a bit. Watch hundreds of free full-length streaming ...

Penn Says - Atheist Greeting Cards You know, sometimes I add "there is no god" for no reason. A friend suggests a greeting card line. Watch hundreds of free full-length streaming movies and TV shows on www.crackle.com Tags Atheist Greeting ...

Penn Says - Halloween Costume Disaster Oh dear. An adult male cannot dress as a ghost for Halloween, if "dress like a ghost" means wearing a white sheet. White sheet on an adult male does not read "ghost." I'm such an idiot. ...

Penn Says - Daylight Savings Time I know I already carried on enough about "Daylight Savings Time" but, it's history shows us how careful we have to be with temporary government crisis ideas. Watch hundreds of free full-length streaming ...

Grammar Girl Corrections Get the latest Penn EVERYDAY: crackle.com Grammar Girl came to our show twice and found only 2 mistakes in my grammar and I explained those away. But . . . she might have been misdirected. WhenPenn Jillette has an opinion ...

Dylan Christmas Album Get the latest Penn EVERYDAY: crackle.com Dylan has done a Xmas album. I don't believe in Santa Claus, or virgin births, or jesus, or god, or flying reindeer, but I believe in Dylan. Man, I can't stop playing it. WhenPenn ...

Get a Life Get the latest Penn EVERYDAY: crackle.com If that's ever been said to you, be proud. Passion is what life really is and that command steps on it. WhenPenn Jillette has an opinion it's a safe bet he won't hold back. Upload your own ...

Zombieland Get the latest Penn EVERYDAY: crackle.com Yeah, I liked Zombieland. George Romero, man, he invented a kind of movie, and his ideas grow in other people's movies. All that was added, was Zombie's running. WhenPenn Jillette has an ...

Smart MILF Get the latest Penn EVERYDAY: crackle.com I bring my children to playgrounds and talk to milfs. I thought I was clever, but . . . there are some smart smart milfs out there. WhenPenn Jillette has an opinion it's a safe bet he won't ...

KIVA Micro-Loans Get the latest Penn EVERYDAY: crackle.com I'm not telling you to give money to these guys, but it sure is fun to loan money to wonderful people who need it. Fun fun fun. WhenPenn Jillette has an opinion it's a safe bet he ...

I Love Tiny Tim Get the latest Penn EVERYDAY: crackle.com I was asked to do a video for the NYC release party of a new Tiny Tim record. Since I had the camera out and my hair parted on the side and his uke and suit WhenPenn Jillette has an opinion ...

Nicholson Baker's New Book Get the latest Penn EVERYDAY: crackle.com The NYT said Nicholson Baker's new book sounded like a "mildly drunken Penn Jillette . . ." Wow, I better start drinking. WhenPenn Jillette has an opinion it's a ...

Getting Yelled At by One of My Heroes Get the latest Penn EVERYDAY: crackle.com I sat on TV, while my hero Tommy Smothers yelled in my face how pissed off he was at me for appearing on Glenn Beck. It broke my heart. WhenPenn Jillette has an opinion ...

Cell Phone Fact Checking Get the latest Penn EVERYDAY: crackle.com I really need to have conversations with people where cell phones are OFF. People check facts, and miss the truth. Cell phones make people answer rhetorical questions. WhenPenn Jillette ...

Playing Music with Mull and Smothers Get the latest Penn EVERYDAY: crackle.com I did Paul Provenz's showtime show "Green Room" with Martin Mull and Tommy Smothers -- two of the biggest heroes of my life. WhenPenn Jillette has an opinion ...

The Wizard of Oz Get the latest Penn EVERYDAY: crackle.com I watch the Wizard of Oz with my young children. And well, yeah, then, I abandoned them during the scary parts WhenPenn Jillette has an opinion it's a safe bet he won't hold back. Upload ...