Keith and The Girl

"In court they actually talked about Brumski."

"People hate me."

"I'm not done with you yet. Not by a long shot!"

"Tonight I'm gonna fuckin' suck ya."

"You're on my Not Allowed list!"

"I'll let a girl know before she's about to go down on me that way it's not a surprise."

"I don't care! You're not sucking me in!"

"Your marriage is based on a lie already."

"The teachers tell me to put the baby under my seat. That's ridiculous!"

"I can't even anymore."

100 for 30: Pat Dixon and Jesse Joyce

"I actually considered taking my own life."

"Don't cut yourself unless it's from a good place."

"Ovaries, much?"

"You know what? She should be fearful of her life."

"I bet you she has nothing nice to say about you, and you fucked her ten times."

"You guys jerk off on webcams and stuff now?"

"Don't even answer the door..."

"Pedro Martinez looks like a koala fucked a retard."