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Tweets on Ice: Dispatches from Jail in 140 Characters or Less [Twiminals]

We live in a world where people are arrested and honestly think: "I should tweet about this." From celebrities, to hipsters, to rappers and journalists, here is a compilation of the best tweets from the Inside. Today the La Times reported on ...
3 days ago

Have the Carrie Prejean Sex Tapes Leaked Online? (Update: No They Haven't) [Celebrity Skin]

Once it was confirmed that gay-marriage-hating former Miss California Carrie Prejean has eight sex tapes and 30 nude pictures, you'd think they'd inevitably leak online. Finally, a website says it's got the goods. Update: Porn-addled readers say it's not ...
1 week ago

Scrawled, Childish 'Contract' Perfectly Captures Jon Gosselin and Kate Major's Fairy Tale Romance ...

Kate Major quit her job at Star after falling in "love" with Octodad Jon Gosselin and living happily ever after for a month or so. But she didn't do it on a whim; she had the world's most comical "contract!" As you can see, the power couple made up a ...
1 week ago

Heidi Klum's Bionic Breasts Gear Up for Another Victoria's Secret Show [Gossip Roundup]

Four babies later, Klum continues to be unreasonably sexy; Lindsay Lohan had a "meltdown" after getting caught stealing champagne; Flavor Flav produces a Super Bowl ad. Come be blinded by the light of a thousand Monday gossips. Heidi Klum continues to ...
1 week ago

Glee : Dancing with Ourselves [Recaps]

Who thought crying for 45 straight would be so fun? Well, try watching Glee, which will open up a can of emotional mayhem on you and then take a glitter shit on your heart. And you'll love it. Yes, last night was quite an emotional episode. And it was ...
2 weeks ago

And Now We Know How Padma Likes Her Eggs in the Morning [Recaps]

Awaken and behold the tale of six chefs, two hearts beating as one, a sad strip, a sassafras dream and a love supreme. I'm Joshua David Stein and this is your Top Chef recap. The fasten seat belt sign chimed off and Nigella Lawson, though tired from her ...
2 weeks ago

Everything Is Peachy in the Land of Make Believe [Recessionomics]

The Way We Live Now: Virtually well. Not "virtually" like "almost," like "we're almost living well again, thanks," because, whoa, not even close. We mean "virtually" like "in a virtual world." Mentally transport yourself to Affluenceville, population ...
2 weeks ago

Is Julia Allison Supposed to Be Famous or Something? [Wtf]

We knew Julia Allison was doing ads for Sony, but did you know Sony's actually putting Julia Allison in ads shown on television, where everyone can see them? And she's allowed to sit next to real live famous people? Odd.
2 weeks ago

Mad Men : The Night of Don's Reckoning [Recaps]

The professional became very personal last night, as Sterling Cooper dissolves and Don has to account for all his past behavior in order to survive. As we all wonder what the future holds, the past has finally been sorted. The season finale (directed by ...
2 weeks ago

Old People Talking About the Internet: Rupert Murdoch Edition [The Olds]

Rupert Murdoch has revealed his secret plan for News Corp. to make money on the internet: Make News Corp. invisible, on the internet. Murdoch will leave The Google, rewrite copyright law, and teach you kids to stay off his lawn! That's basically what he ...
2 weeks ago

Six Child Media Prodigies You Should Fear [Kids Today]

That 16-year-old TechCrunch writer with 120,000 Twitter followers, who we wrote about yesterday, is part of a burgeoning child punditocracy. Children are operating in virtually every facet media — and doing so successfully. Fear for your job. ...
3 weeks ago

Project Runway : Getty Us the Hell out of Here [Recaps]

Project Runway is all about vision and delusion. The vision to be inspired by art. The delusion that art begets art. The vision that tears will save you. The delusion that the judges care about your emotions. Finally, the last challenge of this dreadful ...
3 weeks ago

Dina Lohan: Lindsay Punched Me in the Face [Gossip Roundup]

Dina Lohan recounts corporal punishment at her daughter's hands, Tom Cruise converses with doorknobs, and footage of Joanna Krupa at Snoop Dogg's Girls Gone Wild party surfaces. Come, stroke the supple hide of Friday's gossip. Dad of the Year Michael ...
3 weeks ago

Gossip Girl : The Cake Walk of Shame [Power Rankings]

On election day, none of our favorite Upper East Siders were doing anything. It was all about their agents, boyfriends, cousins, neighbors, and other hangers on. Politics is supposed to be all about power, but this was just weak. Last night, Nate's ...
3 weeks ago

The Little Prick on Padma's Tongue [Recaps]

Good afternoon, my lovelies!!! It's Joshie. Last night—OMG it was adorbs!—I curled up and watched Top Chef on the television. What did you do, my dolls? If dreams were lightning, thunder were desire, my old house would have burnt down a last ...
1 month ago

Christopher Walken Taps Into Your Primitive Urges [Gossip Roundup]

Angelina Jolie as a scary Lolita, Michael Jackson is Elizabeth Taylor's new favorite prophet and Christopher Walken does terrible things to a chicken. Gossip is served! Christopher Walken makes dead chicken sit up, stuffs the Eiffel Tower up its ass, and ...
1 month ago

Gossip Girl : Speak Easy and Carry a Big Stick [Power Rankings]

Our little Serena is finally a working girl, and she certainly looked like one last night. But the scariest thing about Halloween on the Upper East Side is it looks like S is finally gaining some power. Trick or treat! Don't worry, you won't be able to ...
1 month ago

David Spade Explains: He Really Needed the Money [Advertising]

David Spade, a real human with a real human heart, is so wounded by the criticism of his new ad "starring" his dead pal Chris Farley that he's come forth with a heartfelt statement from his flack. Asylum gets this heart-rending explanation from the ...
1 month ago

An Elegy for The Real Housewives of Atlanta [Free Verse]

Last night we had to say farewell to The Real Housewives of Atlanta until they come back for another season of sass talking and wig pulling. We were incredibly sad. There is only one way to express our melancholy: poetry. Last night's season finale did ...
1 month ago