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Recap: Week of Nov 2, 2009 (Clip) Season 5

Highlights from The Colbert Report's coverage from the week of November 2, 2009.
5 days ago

Wed, Nov 4, 2009 (Full Episode) Season 5, Episode 141

Harold Evans, author of "My Paper Chase" dares to take a leap into the Colbert Nation.
7 days ago

USA Today Slams Dirigibles (Clip) Season 5, Episode 138

The USA Today smears the dirigible industry based on the technicality that the ships explode.
2 weeks ago

Intro: Oct 29, 2009 (Clip) Season 5, Episode 138

Gitmo prisoners may have been tortured with rock music, and Bill Simmons talks about his 700-page book on basketball.
2 weeks ago

We Got the Beating Rosanne Cash (Clip) Season 5, Episode 138

Rosanne Cash explains why she doesn't want her music used to torture Gitmo detainees.
2 weeks ago

Bill Simmons (Clip) Season 5, Episode 138

Bill Simmons believes Wilt Chamberlain was gay and compares Kobe Bryant to Teen Wolf.
2 weeks ago

Sign Off: Thanks to Bill Simmons & Rosanne Cash (Clip) Season 5, Episode 138

Put Rosanne Cash's new album on your list and drop some cash on it.
2 weeks ago

ThreatDown: Halloween Edition (Clip) Season 5, Episode 138

Halloween masks spread the H1N1 virus, candy sends kids toward a life of crime, and dogs wear matching sexy costumes.
2 weeks ago

Thu, Oct 29, 2009 (Full Episode) Season 5, Episode 138

Stephen sits down to chat with Bill Simmons about sports and his new book "The Book of Basketball."
2 weeks ago

Wed, Oct 28, 2009 (Full Episode) Season 5, Episode 137

Brian Cox, co-author of "Why Does E=mc2?: (And Why Should We Care?)," comes to the Report to observe Stephen in his natural habitat.
2 weeks ago

Intro: Oct 28, 2009 (Clip) Season 5, Episode 137

Stephen finds out what broke the largest particle accelerator and preps for his interview with Brian Cox by watching "Baby Einstein" tapes.
2 weeks ago

Joe Lieberman Is a True Independent (Clip) Season 5, Episode 137

Joe Lieberman proves he's independent of his Connecticut constituents by opposing a public option in health care reform.
2 weeks ago

Brian Cox (Clip) Season 5, Episode 137

Brian Cox discusses relativity and describes what it's like to be named one of People Magazine's sexiest men alive.
2 weeks ago

Big Bang Theory (Clip) Season 5, Episode 137

Physicists theorize that the Large Hadron Collider is being sabotaged from the future.
2 weeks ago

Sign Off: Future Stephen (Clip) Season 5, Episode 137

Stephen will stick a fork into a toaster unless his future self comes back to stop him.
2 weeks ago

The Word: YouGenics (Clip) Season 5, Episode 137

Your baby will never be denied health coverage for being too fat or too skinny if you mate with an insurance company CEO.
2 weeks ago

Intro: Oct 27, 2009 (Clip) Season 5, Episode 136

The Catholic Church reaches out to former members, and Gail Collins talks about the modern American woman.
2 weeks ago

George W Bushs Motivational Speech (Clip) Season 5, Episode 136

Stephen would have loved to attended George W. Bush's "Get Motivated" seminar, but he couldn't afford the $4.95 admission fee.
2 weeks ago

Holy Water Under the Bridge Randall Balmer (Clip) Season 5, Episode 136

Randall Balmer refuses to join the Catholic Church because he's suspicious of any religious group that defines itself in negative terms.
2 weeks ago