The Colbert Report
The Colbert Report
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Recap: Week of Nov 2, 2009 (Clip) Season 5
Highlights from The Colbert Report's coverage from the week of November 2, 2009.
Wed, Nov 4, 2009 (Full Episode) Season 5, Episode 141
Harold Evans, author of "My Paper Chase" dares to take a leap into the Colbert Nation.
USA Today Slams Dirigibles (Clip) Season 5, Episode 138
The USA Today smears the dirigible industry based on the technicality that the ships explode.
Intro: Oct 29, 2009 (Clip) Season 5, Episode 138
Gitmo prisoners may have been tortured with rock music, and Bill Simmons talks about his 700-page book on basketball.
We Got the Beating Rosanne Cash (Clip) Season 5, Episode 138
Rosanne Cash explains why she doesn't want her music used to torture Gitmo detainees.
Bill Simmons (Clip) Season 5, Episode 138
Bill Simmons believes Wilt Chamberlain was gay and compares Kobe Bryant to Teen Wolf.
Sign Off: Thanks to Bill Simmons & Rosanne Cash (Clip) Season 5, Episode 138
Put Rosanne Cash's new album on your list and drop some cash on it.
ThreatDown: Halloween Edition (Clip) Season 5, Episode 138
Halloween masks spread the H1N1 virus, candy sends kids toward a life of crime, and dogs wear matching sexy costumes.
Thu, Oct 29, 2009 (Full Episode) Season 5, Episode 138
Stephen sits down to chat with Bill Simmons about sports and his new book "The Book of Basketball."
Wed, Oct 28, 2009 (Full Episode) Season 5, Episode 137
Brian Cox, co-author of "Why Does E=mc2?: (And Why Should We Care?)," comes to the Report to observe Stephen in his natural habitat.
Intro: Oct 28, 2009 (Clip) Season 5, Episode 137
Stephen finds out what broke the largest particle accelerator and preps for his interview with Brian Cox by watching "Baby Einstein" tapes.
Joe Lieberman Is a True Independent (Clip) Season 5, Episode 137
Joe Lieberman proves he's independent of his Connecticut constituents by opposing a public option in health care reform.
Brian Cox (Clip) Season 5, Episode 137
Brian Cox discusses relativity and describes what it's like to be named one of People Magazine's sexiest men alive.
Big Bang Theory (Clip) Season 5, Episode 137
Physicists theorize that the Large Hadron Collider is being sabotaged from the future.
Sign Off: Future Stephen (Clip) Season 5, Episode 137
Stephen will stick a fork into a toaster unless his future self comes back to stop him.
The Word: YouGenics (Clip) Season 5, Episode 137
Your baby will never be denied health coverage for being too fat or too skinny if you mate with an insurance company CEO.
Intro: Oct 27, 2009 (Clip) Season 5, Episode 136
The Catholic Church reaches out to former members, and Gail Collins talks about the modern American woman.
George W Bushs Motivational Speech (Clip) Season 5, Episode 136
Stephen would have loved to attended George W. Bush's "Get Motivated" seminar, but he couldn't afford the $4.95 admission fee.
Holy Water Under the Bridge Randall Balmer (Clip) Season 5, Episode 136
Randall Balmer refuses to join the Catholic Church because he's suspicious of any religious group that defines itself in negative terms.