The Ointment

Steve shames himself by begging you to vote for him in some online contest. It's at

After a three-day absence Steve is back with some fresh news of the day. Wesley Snipes can't count taxes, Hillary Clinton can't count votes ...

In this commercial, a cure is proposed for Hillary Clinton's Mood Swings

Steve does the news as his wife stands by stoically.

On this Patriots Day, Steve gives you highlights of today's news in this land of liberty.

Steve looks back at some of the stories making an impact for the week ending April 18, 2008.

It's High Five Day and there are at least five stories in today's newscast.

Hillary Clinton speaks out on a number of important issues, including her potential running mate, Ann Coulter and fashion.

Steve gives the days news while finishing up his taxes.

Steve visits a caucus to run as an Obama delegate to the Democratic National Convention.

No news wrap-up today. All piping hot, fresh news. It's delicious, isn't it?

Comedian Randall Park is today's guest.

Steve's still in Florida giving you the day's headlines from a hotel room.