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Sexy Talk with Dirty Jay

Sexy Talk with Dirty Jay

Sexy Talk With Dirty Jay

Dirty Jay Jacobheimer has been called many things: lover of women, leader of men, the king of the backside. He is all of these things and more. Now, for the first time ever, the greatest sexual conquistador of the Reagan era has generously decided to share his secrets with the desperately muff ...

Introducing: Sexy Talk with Dirty Jay

Introducing Sexy Talk with Dirty Jay
09/22/08

Dirty Jay Meets Saucy Kay

What if you want more than just great sex? What if you want to fall in love? Well, Dirty Jay thinks you’re probably retarded. Until the unthinkable happens. Dirty Jay finally meets his match, the one woman who could ever tame his ravenous loins: a ...
06/12/08

A Taste of Cherry

Having a tough time convincing a good girl "friend" to go from watching Grey's Anatomy together to hardcore, oil-drenched, morally depraved boning? Dirty Jay understands. He too once suffered from nice-guy disease. And he's got the cure. All it will take ...
06/05/08

Top-Secret Secret Pick-Up Rules

You know the President’s Book of Secrets? This is Chapter One, baby. And now, because he’s a good guy, and he really, really needs the money, Dirty Jay is giving them to you: his three fool-proof rules for scoring lobster pot. Complete with ...
05/29/08

First Kiss

We've all been there. The awkward silence. The shuffling of feet. The struggle to hold in that really urgent fart for just a few more . Dirty Jay understands the pain of going in for the first kiss. And Papa Bear’s gonna make it all better. True, ...
05/22/08
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