Accepted

Bartleby reveals to his parents that he didn't get in to college, but neither did Suzanne Summers, Bono, or Pocahontas.

Bartleby asks Sherman's uncle Ben to pretend to be the dean of their fake college.

Bartleby creates a fake acceptance letter and website for a fictitious college: South Harmon Institute of Technology.

Uncle Ben pretends to be the dean of South Harmon for Bartleby's parents.

Bartleby decides to ask the students what they want to learn to develop a curriculum.

Bartleby give Monica a tour - with cocktail - around South Harmon.

Sherman fumbles over his introductions during his fraternity rush party.