The Ballad of Sarah Palin Written, Directed, and Performed by Mason Storm Produced by Warpedcorp *LYRICS* Born in a Hospital in Idaho Didn't meet McCain until a week ago Now she might be our next V.P. She openly admits that she used to smoke weed Which normally would be totally cool with me, But she said she didn't like it, and that is suspicious. Now she lives in the coldest state Her husband took her fishing on their very first date They got married and had five kids She was doing politics, while he was catching squids Sarah, Sarah Palin Queen of the Alaskan Frontier A card carrying member of the N.R.A. Disagree with her, and she'll blow your ass away Sarah's very fond of shooting Moose Bald Eagles, Puppies, and even a Goose Why do they call a group of Goose's Geese? But not a Group of Moose's Meese? I don't know, its weird But you shouldn't kill em Sarah isn't known for trying to conserve She wants to drill for oil in a protected reserve Doesn't support abortion, or being gay Its not her fault, just the Republican way Sarah, Sarah Palin Queen of the Alaskan Frontier And now we've come to the end of the song Alaska's Governor is a Hockey Mom Sarah soon will make history As the first gun totin', nut job, female V.P. Sarah, Sarah Palin Queen of the Alaskan Frontier Sarah, Sarah Palin Queen of the Alaskan Frontier Author: WarpedCorp Keywords: sarah palin ballad vp vice president alaska governor mccain mason storm warpedcorp comedy nerdfighters vpilf Obama/Biden 2008 Barack Obama Sarah Palin John McCain Political Biden Commercial News Grassroots Outreach Gotcha! Documentary Commentary Analysis BarackObama JohnMcCain Added: August 31, 2008
Animals make a statement with their own brand of Motivational Posters! Warped Corp Author: WarpedCorp Keywords: pets animals cute motivational posters dog cat pet furry warpedcorp mason storm dont lie Added: August 15, 2008
Miley Cyrus, AKA Hannah Montana has an enormous fan base. How utterly ridiculous would it be if her number 1 fan was a thirty year old man? Add a rap music video, a hip hop loser, outlandish lyrics, and watch the stupidity ensue. This is our tribute to Media Monster Miley. Don't take it seriously, we didn't. Enjoy. Author: WarpedCorp Keywords: miley cyrus hannah montana rap things billy ray M&M dancing stars achy disney buck step up parody music guitar hero Added: May 20, 2008
Thanks for taking the time to watch my 1st Montage! My Gamertag is: HEAD KICK I'm the guy who did the Halo 3 Uber Rap Video. That video was a comedic parody, that wasn't a montage, and purposely had some set up kills. I did that for comedic effect. Since then many Halo players and fans have left posts saying that I don't have skills. My montage will prove otherwise. NONE OF THESE CLIPS ARE FROM CUSTOM GAMES, EVERY ONE IS EITHER FROM A RANKED OR SOCIAL PLAYLIST, NONE ARE SET UPS. I am including some of my favorite sticks, but have over 3,000 so obviously I can't include them all. The ones I used fit the best into this montage, and I plan on making a few more eventually. Get this straight, I don't claim to be the best at Halo, I'm not MLG, I play it for fun, and I don't have the most amazing record. I'm average with the sniper, decent with the BR, but have one incredible talent that stands out, the Sticky Grenade. Not only is it my favorite weapon, but it is also my weapon of choice for turning the tide of a Merk session. I am known in my clan, and circle of players as the guy who WiLL stick you from across the map, and while luck always plays a factor, I have turned it into a science, and am able to do it again, and again. My tips for getting ridiculous sticks are as follows. #1 learn where people will be, and always toss a sticky in that direction. That is how I have been able to do so many Man Cannon sticks, even across the map. #2 Practice throwing them to get the proper angle, after just a short time you will be able to get them where you want them. #3 Count on the fact that they have a magnetic property. Many times I haven't directly hit someone, but it still sticks them from a bounce or the ground. #4 They respawn quickly, meaning you can camp at spawn, and lob them over and over into enemy territory, it then only becomes a matter of time. HAPPY HUNTING!! SEE YOU IN MATCHMAKING!! Author: WarpedCorp Keywords: halo recon master chief montage sticky machinima anime Head Kick plasma bungie gta warthog uber rap powned pwn merk Added: April 29, 2008
Recon? Go Here. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/341ea8d8e6 New Machinima for Halo 3 from the guy behind the Halo 3 Uber Rap. Will be Dropping the first Episode in June! HEAD KICK www.Warpedcorp.com Author: WarpedCorp Keywords: halo recon master chief trailer squad noobs video game bungie montage sticky warthog uber rap powned pwn merk Added: April 23, 2008
Some lines from Movies have re-defined pop culture. We now present some of the greatest lines from American Films, with Farts. Warped Corp Author: WarpedCorp Keywords: Film movies quotes parody spoof nsfw fart gas american celebrity actor oscar emmy academy award flatulence farting farts Added: April 10, 2008
Remember the 80s Board Game Hungry Hungry Hippos? This isn't that. Warped Corp. Presents Itchy Itchy Assholes. Fun for the HOLE Family! Warped Corp Author: WarpedCorp Keywords: itchy asshole 80s commercial parody spoof poop 2girls1cup warped nsfw family scat dane cook chocolate rain board game Added: April 8, 2008
Want to be like MMA/Streetfighter Kimbo Slice? Then Drink his Soda. Side effects may include crossword puzzles, cougar anal, and your dog being afraid. You have been warned. Mason Storm, Warped Corp. Author: WarpedCorp Keywords: Kimbo slice mma fighting soda spoof parody comedy fight knockout kimboslice street hood thug ghetto brawl ko boxing Added: April 3, 2008
Tired of real guys that don't understand you? Try a virtual one, and watch that anger melt away. Written, Directed, and Edited by Mason Storm. Produced by Warped Corp Author: WarpedCorp Keywords: boyfriend spoof comedy animation anime guys dating virtual men sexy brad pitt porn relationship kimbo male animal Added: March 7, 2008
Tired of Real girls? Try a virtual one. She is fun, smart, sexy, and will do Anal! Written, Directed, and Edited by Mason Storm. Produced by Warped Corp. Author: WarpedCorp Keywords: virtual girl friend sexy funny animation anime adult spoof parody dating service porn naked kimbo Added: March 6, 2008
In Response to "Im fucking Matt Damon" Warped Corp Author: WarpedCorp Keywords: sarah silverman matt damon ben affleck jimmy kimmel spoof parody oscar stalking Added: March 1, 2008
Yet another reason to vote for Hillary. Written, Directed, and Edited by Mason Storm. Produced by Warped Corp. Author: WarpedCorp Keywords: Im fucking Obama hillary clinton spoof parody president bill white house senate congress commercial campaign obama Added: December 11, 2007
WARNING! Actual Movie Located Here. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5b4103f4e5 With the Popularity of 2 girls 1 cup, its only a matter of time before some Hollywood studio makes this. We just wanted to beat them to it. Mason Storm, Phill Ragland, Warped Corp Author: WarpedCorp Keywords: girls cup movie spoof parody trailer gross funny lindsay lohan paris hilton 2girls1cup kimbo slice facesitting Added: December 9, 2007
Viral Video for Pongerz. Spanky Rocks Hollywood Blvd. Directed by Phill Ragland, Produced by Warped Corp www.pongerz.com Author: WarpedCorp Keywords: ping pong table tennis comedy game show parody spoof girls hot pongerz Added: December 8, 2007
Hip Hop meets Heinz in this hilarious parody, of what a real Ketchup Commercial should be. Written, Directed, and Performed by Mason Storm, Edited by Phill Ragland, Produced by Warped Corp Author: WarpedCorp Keywords: heinz ketchup commercial top this tv funny spoof parody rap hip hop viral video dre snoop 50 cent how to Added: December 8, 2007
Trailer for Feature Film, Pongerz. www.pongerz.com Author: WarpedCorp Keywords: ping pong table tennis comedy game show parody spoof girls hot pongerz Added: December 8, 2007
When two roommates battle over the universal symbol of male dominance, all hell breaks loose. It becomes an all out war. Directed by David Murillo Written and Produced by Warped Corp www.warpedcorp.com Author: WarpedCorp Keywords: remote control sketch short film spoof parody funny Added: December 6, 2007
Some MTV Real World audition tapes should never see the light of day..... Author: WarpedCorp Keywords: mtv real world rejects spoof sketch parody improv funny Added: December 6, 2007
Written, Directed, and Performed by Mason Storm, Edited by Phill Ragland. Produced by Warped Corp. Get the Mp3 "Oh no, where do we go?" by Mason Storm on iTunes www.warpedcorp.com www.masonstorm.com Author: WarpedCorp Keywords: halo rap halo3 uber hip hop girls sexy dance parody mason storm machinima anime Added: November 5, 2007
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