The JPA Live Show

-- Whining like a little baby about BTR technical difficulties -- Fake interviews of Barack Obama -- Louisiana begs the Supreme Court, "Would you please let the state of Louisiana execute it's child rapists? Pretty please?" -- The future of Blog Talk Radio --

-- Condi Rice only now realizes that Iran isn't serious about nuke talks -- There's something about that Nancy Reagan endorsement of John McCain -- Voting without supporting -- Darth Obama makes it clear once again that he plans to become America's first CZAR --

-- Just a wild and crazy Friday night show with enough B.S. to go around -- Horror/SciFi Classics -- Pole Dancing -- Obama's civilian army --

-- World Court thinks it has a say in Texas affairs, Texas shoots the middle finger and laughs -- Fed releases almost 4 billion acres in Alaska for drilling -- FOX News sexpert has lost her freakin' mind -- Kinky new S&M Barbie doll causing a stir -- Beastman jailed for sexual animal pictures -- White dwarfs are just important as normal stars -- Obama's civilian army finally getting bigger coverage --

-- Clarifying a few points to avoid some confusion about last night's rant on UFOs and prophecy -- Barack Obama in his own words about the civilian military force he wants to create -- Going over the posts we read on our Independence Day show concerning God and Country --

-- UFOs and discussions of aliens from outer space are becoming more and more frequent even among serious journalists. UFO cults and top specialists in the field are becoming apprehensive of a coming mass abduction. -- Superdelegates backlash against Obama -- Douglas V. Gibbs opines on Barack Obama's civilian army --

-- Recap of the PV/RFN debate -- A drop in from the lovely, talented and gracious, Skye Blue of Midnight Blue -- The words of Barack Obama 8 days after 9/11 -- The absolute fear, terror and dread over the thought of an Obama administration -- Identifying the biggest source of oil pollution on the planet --

-- Friday night party at JPA Live -- Congress thinks about imposing a national speed limit of 55 -- Obama screws up a chance to unite the party again -- Obama's civilian military and the Obama youth -- The treason of Pelosi & McGovern -- Canada Mom lost kids to child social services after it was discovered she had Nazi political views -- Wild Phil & Mrs. CP pull a little prank --

-- Terror attack against the U.S. in Turkey -- Iran test fires long range missiles -- Russia threatens military action if U.S. goes ahead with it's missile defense system -- Scientists collecting cow farts to fight global warming -- Barack Obama blogger files lawsuit against Christian publishing company for printing the Bible -- Black holes are now racist -- Jesse Jackson wants to do surgery on Obama's lower anatomy -- Jessica Simpson mad at Pamela Anderson -- Archeologist nuts over BC tablet --

-- Nancy Pelosi now wants Bush to unlock the oil reserves -- Pediatricians want to know all about you and your families guns -- Barack Obama wants to build a grand civilian army, but to do what? -- Rush Limbaugh's success in contrast to radio's woes -- Rebuild the twin towers just as they were! -- McCain claims he will balance the budget by cleaning up entitlement programs --

-- My final response to the chatroom holy war -- NBC bought out the Weather Channel -- Racist babies -- School boys in England got detention for not praying to Allah -- Car bomb found in NY City -- Uranium stockpile has been removed from Iraq -- Man arrested for ripping off the head of wax figure of Hitler -- Surgeon lost suit for accidentally cutting off man's penis --

-- Our Independence Day -- Tales of fireworks mishaps -- America is not an accident -- The power Of the Providence that gave us this land -- The words to our National Anthem -- From Cassandra to Jesus Christ -- II Chronicles 7:14 --

-- Before tonight's broadcast went on the air, the person who caused such a stir in our chatroom last Friday called into Political Pistachio to continue her crusade against Christians whom she thinks aren't being Christian enough. I never intended to make this subject the entire focus of tonight's broadcast, but that's basically what happened. But Wanda said all that needed to be said during the last 5 minutes of the show. --

-- Joe Horn of Pasadena has been cleared of all charges -- The eternal debate over whether conservatives should stay home or not this coming November, as debated at ANewtOne -- Why Dennis Prager supports John McCain -- Magic Mushrooms --

-- Responding to the chatroom chaos of last Friday's show -- Google shutting down anti-Obama websites -- Pamela Anderson upset with Jessica Simpson about her meat t-shirt -- Asking a receptionist for coffee may be sexual harassment -- Bill Clinton says Obama can kiss his ass -- Global warming is now the new cause for terrorism --

Anything On My Mind That You Might Find Entertaining

-- Monitoring the final hour of the telethon for the troops by Melanie Morgan and Michelle Malkin: From The Front Lines -- The Supreme Court actually got one right this time and said the DC gun ban was unconstitutional --

-- Supreme Court adds child rapists to it's list of charities -- Spain wants to give human rights to apes -- Iranian born man living in the states pleads guilty to exporting nuke software to Iran -- Couple of kids protest the cost of gasoline after mom cuts off cable -- 7yr old caught driving to the mall -- Man kidnaps his mother after the death of his pet skunk --

-- The new conservative crusade -- Hamas breaks cease-fire agreement with Israel after 5 days -- John Bolton thinks Israel might attack Iran between our presidential election and inauguration day -- NASA scientists aren't so bright -- Global Warming -- Palin sends letter to Harry Reid: "Start drilling in ANWR" --

We Return Live And It's Gonna Be One Helluva Show

-- The Supreme Court Travesty & Our Dying American Republic --

-- Ranting about AT&T's tech support -- Laura Ingraham reassures listeners she's not going anywhere -- Woman unaware of pregnancy gives birth -- Drive blames brain freeze for car crash -- Achmadinejad barks about Bush's last term and boasts about his nuclear ambitions -- Homicidal maniacs get the right to vote -- School newspaper gets disbanded over flag burning photo -- 7 arrested for cheering at graduation? -- Shania Twain tells fans she has a broken heart --

-- ACLU plans an expansion in the U.S. heartland -- When words are more important than actions -- The Left is the party of arrogance and judgement, not the Right -- Are Americans pro-slavery? -- What in the world are conservatives to do? --

-- Recreate 68 group fears the crap cannon -- Ron Paul to hold his own convention -- The buzz around Barack's birth cirtificate -- Truthers led by Mark Dice to mail letters to our troops telling them that the U.S. planned the September 11th attacks -- Rep from Israel said they're ready to attack Iran --

-- The mystery behind Laura Ingraham's on air disappearing act -- The official Obama site has been hijacked by angry Clinton supporters and Ron Paul nuts -- Theories of why Hillary suspended her campaign instead of conceding -- The grumpy Republican problem -- Maryland textbooks dumb down Islam -- Terrorist on home soil with website allowed to call for the death of U.S. soldiers in the name of free speech -- The feud between Clint Eastood and Spike Lee --

-- Ranting about the advertisement program and other BTR technical difficulties -- The U.S. finally walks away from the U.N. Human Rights Council -- The Next Right -- Discussing with callers the climate of today's society and pondering the changes ahead for America both politically and culturally --

-- Dan Rather wonders if Bush has any rightwing bloggers on the payroll -- Woman sets fire to restrooms to protest gas prices -- Obama flip-flops on Iran -- Obama is again shocked by the truth of another one of his shady associates -- After 32 years, the U.S. finally has a brand new oil refinery -- Iran blames the rest of the planet for it's reputation -- School fieldtrips now include graveyards -- Homeless woman hides in man's closet for a whole year -- Plan 9 From Outer Space to be remade --

Anything On My Mind That You Might Find Entertaining

Anything On My Mind That You Might Find Entertaining

-- The inauguration of Wild Phil's official theme -- The de-anthemization of our national anthem -- 8 year old girl survives swallowing 20 steel balls and 10 magnets and her parents want to blame the manufacturer -- Anti-gun activist was killed by a knife -- Iran's latest threat to wipe out Israel and the United States -- Tim Burton and Johnny Depp to make new film version of "Dark Shadows" -- Anglican Bishop thinks skeptics of global warming are just as bad as child rapists --