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kind of you to depress orange button for subscribing. sending my moving picture to your family would be high honor for me. i our very cute kitten so much to be ever in your life? very pleaseing to eye, i hope. i maybe having powers cute beyond scientific understanding. you will please submitting to my cuteness with prepare to melt like chocolate forest clause. forgiving my english please, as not good i am just a kitten as aforementioned. i not knowing origin maybe mother was Asian and father was Jewish but I are 100 percentage cute kitten for certainty. babysitterofnalts is my caring taker. please to greet her thank you. she never harm me and she ask to making that clear. she always kind caring taker and feed me often. http://www.youtube.com/babysitterofnalts http://www.kevinnalts.com Author: nalts Keywords: lolcats klezmer omg kitten cutest cute ever video cat coffee pot photos lol cats lolcatz panther pool mailbox raft Added: July 24, 2008

Spencer, the 14-year-old from "Farting in Public" thinks he's going on another prank trip. But suddenly a stranger appears in the convenience store parking lot. Nalts offers him a ride, and Spencer sits in horror as the passenger's story gets stranger and stranger. Thanks to YouTube's Ed Bassmaster: http://www.youtube.com/edbassmaster for playing the hitch hiker. Go subscribe now, and watch his "best of": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8f8iE5cXH0 Thanks for Spencer for not kicking my ass when he found out we were punking him. Seat belts were green screened out due to resolution pixelation interlacing. Author: nalts Keywords: hitch hiker prank nalts spencer ride philadelphia shank prison guard kid hitchhiker farting public Added: July 18, 2008

Kit Kittredge: The American Girl Doll Movie... made me cry. Kit Kittrege made me cry. Kitt Kitredge stole my heart. Kit Kitridge helps hobos. Kit Kitrege's daddy came home. Shut up and leave me alone. I swear I think I saw the magician from this film (Stanley Tucci) right before I videotaped this. In 1992 he was shooting a Grisham film (Pelican Brief) in Georgetown, and I thought he was a crew member. I asked him if anyone famous was in the movie. He mentioned a few names, and then I heard "action" and he jogged off to play the assassin murdering a supreme court judge. Was that you in front the Waldorf yesterday, Stanley? Author: nalts Keywords: kitt kitredge kitkittredge kit kittredge an american girl doll movie review cry kitridge driving nalts Added: July 15, 2008

Meeting YouTubers sucks. They always screw with me because of my Alzheimer's. How am I supposed to keep track of a bunch of young white people that all wear green shirts? They all start to look alike after a while. Except for that mouth ring chick in the beginning. Her name is momodelicious. Thanks to TheMightyThor1212 (who is the wedding crasher of YouTube gatherings) for giving me the names here: http://www.youtube.com/littlepandaexpress bear http://www.youtube.com/princessdiana161 http://www.youtube.com/supadupaflygirl http://www.youtube.com/shaycarl http://www.youtube.com/edbassmaster http://www.youtube.com/davedays http://www.youtube.com/charlestrippy Note- second upload with additional scenes. The first version got squished from letterbox. P.S. I don't really have Alzheimer's. It's called prosopagnosia (sometimes known as face blindness) -- a disorder of face perception where the ability to recognize faces is impaired, while the ability to recognize other objects may be relatively intact. The term usually refers to a condition following acute brain damage, but mine is a congenital form of the disorder. Most of my brain damage has resulted in insanity not this disease. Author: nalts Keywords: youtube gathering yotube davedays shaycarl edbassmaster charlestrippy supadupaflygirl violent pandabearexpress superflygirl shaykarl ed bassmister charlestripy fred Added: July 13, 2008

Some pranks you do for others. But others you do for yourself. Victims: CharlesTrippy, TheMightyThor1212, ShayCarl I can't remember the girls usernames but it's like superflybravepandaopinion or something like that. Why is everyone getting sponsored by blogtv except me? http://notcoolenufforblogtv.ofnalts.com/ Author: nalts Keywords: prank youtube car costume drive away chicken suit nalts charlestrippy not fred shaycarl themightythor1212 Added: July 11, 2008

I talked about the elusive "secret sauce" to viral videos at a Yahoo conference in Toronto today and decided to fall off the stage again. It's become my hallmark. Also shot some footage for dork runner. He's taking a coastal jog that includes Philly, NYC and LA. Stay tuned. Naturally there's no purpose but to see who I can convince to join me, and look like an idiot. Author: nalts Keywords: fall off stage nalts yahoo conference secret sauce kontonis paul dork runner foryourimagination viral Added: July 9, 2008

This is a brief segment of an NBC Today Show segment called "Frustrated Fliers." Uploaded with permission. To see USAIR Sucks (my video that appears) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JweAat7ZhPM Airlines... we are social media and we'll hold you accountable. And we're coming after you, gas pumps. I don't appreciate the wedgie yesterday. In Canada for a Yahoo! conference to talk about online video. Don't tell YouTube executives. I don't want them to think I'm cheating. You know I'm making fun of myself by showing a Today show clip, pretending to have an agent and thinking people want to follow me on Twitter? If you can't make fun of yourself, then you can't make fun of others. Follow me on Twitter- because you can't resist. http://twitter.com/nalts Author: nalts Keywords: nalts nbc today media youtube travel frustrated fliers twitter canada yahoo usair Added: July 9, 2008

You won't find out about the Butterfart in school, encyclopedias, Google or even Wikipedia. That's because it's a rare species of butterfly that has an audible and potently smelly fart. The gas is not toxic, but it frightens children. http://www.willvideoforfood.com http://www.kevinnalts.com Author: nalts Keywords: butter butterfart butterfly children fart farterfly farting nalts run running Added: July 5, 2008

To stay old and stupid, we must first be young and stupid. Everyone fails at something... I just choose to parody it. UPDATE 7/5/08 - The scar is starting to scab. If you have extra pain medication, please bring it to YoTube July 12, 2008 in Philadelphia. I will probably recover in time to attend. This is a response to SMPFilms' "Car Stunt Gone Wong." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPYiIQiEfng Thanks to Mikhalt for the music: Echotune and Shadow Devil Sun Video camera and voice by http://www.youtube.com/babysitterofnalts (Not a sponsored video, silly) Author: nalts Keywords: motorcycle stunt car vehicle accident gone wrong smp nalts smpfilms Cory MrSafety crash wheels Added: July 4, 2008

Dita Von Digital (VenetianPrincess) has hacked YouTube and stolen the virtual essence* of HappySlip, WhatTheBuckShow, Zipster08 and me. It is her mission to release them from her computer board, and save YouTube from her evil wrath. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6KZ4QfTI68 Oh shut up and watch the video I'm responding to. It's f'ing eye candy, you bitch. Especially since that eyesore we call VenetianPrincess got Zipster08 and me involved (respectfully, the Gay Godfather of YouTube and his developmentally challenged step son). Despite rumors to the contrary, Zipster08 remains gay even after collaborating with Hillary Clinton's BFF. * virtual essence is not a fart. Author: nalts Keywords: venetianprincess lara croft tomb raider wanted angelina jolie dominatrix girls google ps matrix Added: July 2, 2008

Sequel to "Kids Steal Van." Featuring the Nalts family and Mugglesam's Sophia and Isabella. www.kevinnalts.com www.mugglesam.com www.willvideoforfood.com Author: nalts Keywords: boy car cheese children chuck drives kids mugglesam nalts steal van Added: June 30, 2008

Naked cheese video. A short film by Kevin Nalts. If you have to ask, then you just don't get it. naked cheese video american zardoz short film airplane pizzle sore feltch Author: nalts Keywords: naked cheese video american zardoz short film airplane pizzle sore feltch Added: June 30, 2008

Scary maze was a nice way to welcome our house guests... http://www.wimp.com/maze/ Hee hee Author: nalts Keywords: scary maze prank video nalts Added: June 27, 2008

To celebrate video 666, I thought I'd address this ongoing perception that I'm an animal abuser. This is a myth propagated PETA yawanna lie-arrheas who juice up on too much Hatoraid. I love animals. Especially with a side of mashed potatoes and gravy. YoTube: July 12: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZULzBltf1Ug So yeah. I'm the 8th most popular video creator using TubeMogul. http://www.tubemogul.com/about/top40.php And on my death bed I shall receive total consciousness. So I've got that going for me. Which is nice. Says NewTeeVee: "The fact that an online video buffoon like Nalts can score higher than CBS confirms that the playing field has been significantly leveled." http://newteevee.com/2008/06/25/tubemoguls-biased-list-shows-new-media-kicking-a-online/ (Or maybe this just says CBS still hasn't taken me up on my offer to save Katie Couric and Old Media): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTRBWqcupPs I'm going to sleep now. This took too long to edit, and it's boring. Author: nalts Keywords: tubemogul nalts PETA animal abuse pipistrello turtle sxephil whatthebuckshow charlestrippy yotube gathering Added: June 25, 2008

Woah. Nalts channel has officially become the low-budget version of Animal Planet. Here are some turtles we found in North Carolina (near Duck) yesterday. The hippo one from earlier today is older.... Author: nalts Keywords: turtle snapping bite racing time animal planet nalts comedy Added: June 23, 2008

Ever seen a flying hippo? Some hippopotamuses can fly. Through water anyway. I haven't seen one fly through the air since 1989. The fish eat the algae and the hippo's poop. The tour guide lady said some other things about hippos, but I was left pondering the diet of the fish. "Edward, your breath smells odd. Have you been eating Martha's poop again?" "Yes, mom. I can eat whatever I want. You're not the boss of me." This is an old clip, but I like it and don't think I've put it on YouTube yet. Author: nalts Keywords: flying hippo hippos hippopotamus water children kids nalts Added: June 23, 2008

HappySlip teaches the Nalts family how to do her infamous cup beat. But only Patch Nalts can hang. Thanks: http://www.youtube.com/happyslip Author: nalts Keywords: happyslip nalts cup beat how to instruction jingle bell patch Added: June 19, 2008

http://www.youtube.com/Oreo Sorry if this is a rerun to you, but I'm a finalist to the Oreo contest so I gotta upload again. :O If you want to vote, rating this video 5 stars doesn't count. To vote for this video in the Oreo Moments Contest, visit: http://www.youtube.com/Oreo Thanks! :) Author: nalts Keywords: oreo moments contest entry winner loser cow milk heist kid costume nalts grant babysitterofnalts Added: June 18, 2008

Before I could embarrass my kids via video, I took a lot of still photos. Here are some old ones (mostly of the oldest two). Mind you some of them have been edited out by request of them. :) Author: nalts Keywords: funny kid photos bananas silly humor comedy children animals nalts Added: June 15, 2008

What makes it even safer to learn how to ride a bike? Riding it into a yard with a pitbull! Now all I need is a bag of broken glass for crafts. This was footage taken this morning over a span of about 20 minutes. I can't believe how quickly Charlie went from almost no balance to this. As I upload, he's biking in circles. Any suggestions on how to make him autonomous from the start? I keep having to get him started. Whoops- gotta go back out no! Author: nalts Keywords: nalts pitbull kid bike riding bicycle charlie dog helmet smurf Added: June 14, 2008

Did you know the YouTubers who rate are deciding what is the most popular content? This in turn tells the rest of the world who we are, and may one day be a sad reflection of our society? Author: nalts Keywords: youtube five star ratings too hot for hank nalts sux Added: June 12, 2008

This is an interview with Senator Mike Gravel, who with David Eisenbach recently published "The Kingmakers: How the Media Threatens Our Security and Our Democracy." I have a separate account for "The BubbleGum Tree Show," but haven't been posting many episodes (the next one is with "The Baby Eaters"). Putting this episode on the Nalts account because I think the issues will resonate with those of us that are interested in social media's impact on news and politics. For more of "The Bubblegum Tree Show": http://www.youtube.com/bubblegumtreeshow To see Gravel's book: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/159777586X/103-9109024-6635030?ie=UTF8&tag=willvideoforf-20&linkCode=xm2&camp=1789&creativeASIN=159777586X Author: nalts Keywords: kingmakers book mike gravel interview video social media security democracy bubble gum tree show Added: June 11, 2008

Last week we found a video on "most highly rated" called "Guacamole Ukulele." We've played it a million times, and thanks to FallofAutumnDistro we tracked down the creators, Lauren and Lena (see links below). They were on an Accio Bodyguard concert tour with Wizard Rock. Since they were on route from Maryland to NJ, we convinced them to stop by for a live concert at our home yesterday! And of course we provided Ruby Tuesday guacamole. Here's some of the footage, and a little music video of the addictive song. Here's their original version posted a week ago from a Guitar Center parking lot. Would someone PLEASE GET THEIR VIDEO FEATURED!? They put the KUL back in uKULele. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uJ4WHnapU0 http://www.myspace.com/acciobodyguard http://www.youtube.com/devilishlypure http://www.youtube.com/butterbeerwrocks Thanks Alan! http://www.youtube.com/fallofautumndistro Oh- they even wrote wifeofnalts a new theme song! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLQQ0yqEOcA More background: http://willvideoforfood.com/2008/06/09/accio-bodyguard-live-at-my-house/ Author: nalts Keywords: travel utah guacamole ukulele live accio bodyguard tour nalts wifeofnalts theme ruby tuesday Added: June 9, 2008

"Dad, are we going to get arrested again?" Who says that? Honestly. We've never been arrested. Screamed at, sure. This is some "behind the scenes" footage for an Oreo contest. I'll upload the entry later I guess because I'm hoping people vote for it if it's a finalist (and don't want to bother you twice). It's on my RESPONSEOFNALTS page now. But save your ratings for the contest! :) Author: nalts Keywords: nalts oreo making of behind scenes contest arrested dad Added: June 7, 2008

A snake got into our swimming pool. Watch my wife scream in horror in what was probably a harmless garden snake. Still, it made for some morning drama and he squirmed away safely so maybe we'll have a sequel. The crafty feller swam into the pipes, so we had to turn off the pump and wait an hour. Try using that for an excuse to show up late to work... Wife of Nalts' channel: http://www.youtube.com/wifeofnalts Author: nalts Keywords: snake attack video teeth bite cobra viper horror scary pool swimming nalts wifeofnalts comedy Added: June 4, 2008

Babysitter of Nalts did a vlog rant about my road trip, so I thought I'd show the world how she REALLY earns her $3.50... Her video: http://www.youtube.com/babysitterofnalts http://www.youtube.com/babysitterofnalts Author: nalts Keywords: busted babysitter nalts babysitterofnalts pool kids screaming chaos help Added: June 3, 2008

A homage to DevishlyPure's "Guacamole Ukulele" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uJ4WHnapU0 Some vintage clips from the Nalts archive... circa early 2000s. Author: nalts Keywords: guacamole ukulele nalts old vintage clips guacimole ukelele Added: June 3, 2008

Grant the fireman invited the Nalts kids on a tour of the fire house, where they got to wear the gear and ride in a truck. Part of the "SevenAwesomeKids" Adventure Week series: http:/www.youtube.com/sevenawesomekids (Watch the volume- it's a little off) Author: nalts Keywords: fire house fireman tour firehouse kids children education sevenaweomekids nalts Added: June 2, 2008

Yes, it was supposed to be a pratfall. But I don't think many people believed me afterwards. To see the full video called "Creating and Promoting Viral Videos" (at Streaming Media East: http://willvideoforfood.com/2008/06/01/pratfall-spices-up-viral-video-panel/ That's Paul Kontonis (CEO of ForYourImagination.com) speaking. Can you believe he signed xgobobeanx but not me? No fair. :) http://www.youtube.com/BabysitterofNalts Author: nalts Keywords: conference stage fall nalts pratfall blooper parody Added: June 1, 2008

Nalts pranks mother-in-law (with some help). First with a fake antique getting smashed by his son. Then with a phony lottery ticket. http://www.willvideoforfood.com Author: nalts Keywords: prank lotto ticket smash break antique son nalts wifeofnalts motherinlaw lottery punk candid Added: May 27, 2008