Keith and The Girl

"Don't cut yourself unless it's from a good place."

"Ovaries, much?"

"You know what? She should be fearful of her life."

"You know what? She should be fearful of her life."

"I bet you she has nothing nice to say about you, and you fucked her ten times."

"I bet you she has nothing nice to say about you, and you fucked her ten times."

"You guys jerk off on webcams and stuff now?"

"Don't even answer the door..."

"Pedro Martinez looks like a koala fucked a retard."

"I know you won't eat me."

"I will drink all the shit out of my butt."

"Are you a whore?"

"I like him a lot. This hurts me."

"This is very offensive to the room. I know you're just half-retarded. And so you're forgiven."

"Peace, love and Keith and The Girl."

"Whose penis is that?"

"I'm gonna be upset about this, and at the same time really happy."

100 for 30: Victor Varnado

"I'm very appalled. I didn't understand. I thought that you'd treat us with respect and dignity."