Keith and The Girl
1088: Father of the Year
"In court they actually talked about Brumski."
1087: Paris Hilton for President
"People hate me."
1086: Rules of Engagement
"I'm not done with you yet. Not by a long shot!"
1084: Unfriend
"You're on my Not Allowed list!"
1083: Snake Eyes
"I'll let a girl know before she's about to go down on me that way it's not a surprise."
1082: Game Over
"I don't care! You're not sucking me in!"
1081: Excellence in Adequacy
"Your marriage is based on a lie already."
1080: Respect My Privacy
"The teachers tell me to put the baby under my seat. That's ridiculous!"
1079: The Real Dough Face
"I can't even anymore."
KATGtv 28: Pat Dixon and Jesse Joyce
100 for 30: Pat Dixon and Jesse Joyce
1078: Magic Underwear
"I actually considered taking my own life."
1077: I'm Happy
"Don't cut yourself unless it's from a good place."
1076: Perverted Justice
"Ovaries, much?"
1075: Forever More
"You know what? She should be fearful of her life."
1075: Forever More
"You know what? She should be fearful of her life."
1074: I'm Not Your Mother
"I bet you she has nothing nice to say about you, and you fucked her ten times."
1074: I'm Not Your Mother
"I bet you she has nothing nice to say about you, and you fucked her ten times."
1073: Yo Soy Demasiado Inteligente
"You guys jerk off on webcams and stuff now?"

